o/~ Hey now, hey now o/~
o/~ Hear what I say now o/~
o/~ Happiness is just o/~
o/~ around the corner o/~
o/~ Hey now, hey now o/~
o/~ Hear what I say now o/~
o/~ We'll be there for you! o/~
o/~ The Vengabus is coming o/~
There's a camera here.
Now go and do something funny!
Ohh....
You already have enough footage of me!
This is much funnier than me!
Go watch the recording of this!
Who the fuck is he?
Where did you come from?
Sorry, *cough*
Sorry, I slipped
and I landed into this
husky by accident and it
wasn't meant to be
I'm trying to make a statement here, alright?
If you mind?
Bad luck for you!
Not my problem, I'm a dog!
What I was trying to say:
Whatever just happened,
it was an incident, an accident
I slipped...
It was never meant to happen like this...
I want to tell "Hi" from my mom!
I really love you and it's so
exciting here!
I completely don't know
most of the people but
they're still nice!
*bubububububububububu*
*bububububu*
*bubububububububububu*
*bububububububububububububububu*
*bubububububububububububububububububububu*
*bububububububububububububububububububububububububu*
*bubububububububububububububububububububububububububububububu*
You're a homo!
Omnomnomnomnom!
Omnomnomnomnomnom!
Kiss my ass!
*smooch*
Selfie! Yeaahhhhh!
Hellooooh!
What the living fuck?
Do you have any idea what that means?
There's something about a giraffe in there.
Who would've known the giraffe
pushed the weasel. We all
did have rated
toothpaste in our
Salt Lake? What the hell?
But.... we were lucky.
Deep shit man, deep shit.
It's a parable for life.
Find a space.
Is everybody ready?
Roll of dice please!
We have nine left!
Congratulations!
Very well done!
[crowd cheers]
Mahlzeit! Hi!
All for charity
Hello darling
I had nothing to do with this!
He had everything to do, everything with everything.
*nnrrrggghhhh*
Nothing is happening here, no!
It's all ok. It's all ok. It's just a normal furry convention.
[guitar intensifies]
No, not my nose!
Oh god not my nose!
Back off of this again!
Literally, this needs to be
away from camera at the moment!
*boop* Oh nooo!
*swedish mumbling*
*more swedish mumbling*
*swedish swearing*
Byyyeee!
And once more I appear
without fursuit in a BBF video!
*hack* *hack* *cough*
Meow?
Yep yep yep yep yep !
*rrrrring!*
Du hast doofe Ohren! You've got silly ears!
Willst Du mich provozieren? Do you want to push me?
Ich fress Dir gleich die Kamera! I'm gonna eat your camera!
Uh-huh!
Brauchst garnicht so doof zu gucken... Hey, you in front of the TV
...Du da vorm Computer oder Fernseher... ...stop looking so stupid!
Ich mein Dich! I mean you!
Jaaaa! Yup!
Nom!
Now I film you...
...now a doggie.
And you again!
And a doggie!
And I film you!
And a doggie again!
Ich fress Dich! I'll eat you!
Mach den Fernseher aus.... Switch off the telly...
...und such Dir 'ne Freundin! ...and get a girlfriend!
Ja, genau Du! Yes, you!
Bright light!
Oh no, imminent nose-beep!
Aaaahhh!
*beep*
Aaahhh!
He's a bit of a shy creature!
You're supposed to beep it, like this!
The entire internet has a red flashing light
If you don't move to the internet,
the internet will come closer to you!
Like this!
*boop*
See? The internet moves!
You can do it!
Try it!
Try and you'll get a cookie when we come back.
There we go!
Booooop!
I'm going to tweet you!
Who's hung over, still?
Who's drunk still?
You're boring!
If you're hanging around, you got the late
departure, we have our dead dog
party which will run 8pm to
11pm in the nightclub. That's when the
staff gets to finally relax, kick back
a bit and you'll see us
embarass ourselves.
If you have suggestions or feedback
for how we could do something better
please come along, let us know, we'll write
it down and try to incorporate
it for next year.
Matt, it's 4 o'clock, not 5.
Delf said 5...
Now it says 5 o'clock in the mini guide!
Even the hotel signs say 4!
The ho...?
DELF?
FIVE!
It's five!
The feedback session is at 5, apologies!
There we go, it is at 5, see?
Meeeh!
I know what I'm talking about sometimes!
We've turned another one!
Abducted? Yes, one of us!
Dr. Terry, one of the directors
of our wonderful charity
has ordered a fursuit!
Hytiger mentioned that some of the security
team have lost fur over the convention.
Foolishly...
somebody said: "Should we wax their legs?"
And they didn't say no!
They said:
If you raise enough money we will!
And I know what you like!
And it did not take long before we
smashed the amount of money required
and so
Dhary and Codewolf...
are now going to receive their leg waxing
for your enjoyment!
If you could see his face!
[crowd chants] Off! Off! Off! Off!
Awwww!
Try it again!
Have you done it yet?
[crowd chants] Off! Off! Off! Off!
Aaawwwww!
Duct tape!
Awwww!
Is that all you've got?
Eeewwwww!
I didn't know that so much was in there.
There's a lot of... eh...
Well, the security team now have
slighty mismatched legs.
So I think the dress-code now is: shorts.
Alalalalalalalalah!
Allahu akbar!
Wir machen Bibi's Bett kaputt Wir machen Bibi's Bett kaputt We're breaking Bibi's bed! We're breaking Bibi's bed!
Fuck this shit, I'm outta here!
Hanouk klinkt sich gerade ein! Hanouk logs in now!
[crowd yells]
We ordered pizza! Seriously!
You're going to call me!
Meow!! MEOW!!!
MEOWWW!
Meeoowww! (complaining)
Meeoowww! (whining)
Wo ist die Ecke? Where's that corner?
Nein, das ist nicht die Ecke No, that's not the corner.
Das ist nicht Deine Ecke This is not your corner!
Nein, andere Seite! Nope, other side!
Ja, ganz genau! Yes, exactly!
[Really horrible karaoke sounds]
[If you're reasing these subtitles because you can't hear...]
[be thankful for that!]
[Boy, this man can't sing!]
My arm hurts now!
Surprise!
Suddenly, my leg hurts no more!
As for the theme for next year, I was wondering:
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
That information is classified.
Till next year!
Then you might be able to find out yourself!
I don't think I want to.
Hello!
We were not conspiring at all!
No, this is just two foxes conspiring.
No, absolutely not! No, this is just two foxes conspiring.
No, absolutely not!
We're innocent! Yes!
We're totally innocent!
He's always causing trouble!
Get him away!
I don't like that!
Put it away!
To the bar!
That's a splash-protection!
You never know when you need it!
Tay is gay!
But first, let us take a selfie!
They don't know how to wag!
You need a husky for that!
Hang on, nonono, wait!
Bibadi babedi bu! Pizza, bibadi babedi bu!
Oh! Olálá!
Vive le baguette!
Etablissement, balcony, garage....
Bibadi babedi bubedi, bah!
Hi! Welcome to Confuzzled!
Bye!