1 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:10,540 So... 2 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,640 Welcome to the super... 3 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,140 super early arrival and all the hassle that comes with it. 4 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,500 We had compact packing happening, 5 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,640 room stuff being arranged but everything's going smoothly right now. 6 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,800 Please stay that way! 7 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,800 Aaargghhhhh 8 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,980 Well, can't have a con video without me these days! 9 00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:30,380 Excuse me, let me hide behind this taller person. 10 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,760 Did you just say: "Ignore him and he'll go away"? 11 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,700 clearly you have not met BBF 12 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,060 he does not go away! 13 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:31,820 Hiii! 14 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:40,500 [CROWD CHEERING] 15 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,940 [CROWD CHEERING] 16 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,780 Welcome to standing-in-line convention! 17 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,760 Hello! 18 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,640 Hallo! 19 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,560 This guy here... 20 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,920 This is a happy face of Tay 21 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,240 I hope he doesn't change it because I like it! 22 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,240 Beer? 23 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:52,620 It should open. They promised me it would open. 24 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:57,560 British people. What can I say 25 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:00,800 It goes... 26 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,140 Aahh! 27 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:07,880 Win! 28 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:32,460 Looking for my key room. Sorry 29 00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:26,620 I don't care if you're filming. I'm hugging you! 30 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:29,200 He can't film me anyway. I look terrible 31 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,180 I got an exam tomorrow. Furry con priorities 32 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,180 so I'm going home early today so... 33 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,320 It's not good man. It's not good. 34 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,900 So yeah: Wecome to Confuzzled! 35 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,140 Ich bin gar nicht da! (I'm not here hight now) 36 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,980 Hello Big Blue Fox! 37 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,220 You're going to hell! Sinner 38 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,660 Beer is better than sleep 39 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,600 Tay approved! 40 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,820 This is, really clever, alright 41 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,180 see what we've done is, we got a box in it 42 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:13,540 really clever, and we sorta using it 43 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,900 without any handles, to move it, to the nightclub 44 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,650 Because it's got no handles 45 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,170 I'm trying to use this as a handle and it's sort of going: 46 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:23,140 like kick... kick... 47 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,140 this is ingenuity in action 48 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,080 only at Confuzzled 49 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,370 This is an extremely dignifying position here 50 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,140 I swear it's not the first time either 51 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,020 meep meep I swear it's not the first time either 52 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:42,050 meep meep 53 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:49,770 Ohhh 54 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,440 Easy now ... oohh 55 00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,090 The finish line is always .... away! 56 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,720 Noooo! 57 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,620 Aaarghh! 58 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,040 Shit! 59 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,160 Horatio, looks like he choked to dead on a sugar cube! 60 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:30,800 Looks like he had a ... 61 00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,220 ... sweet death! 62 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,280 Ahhh ahhh AHHHHH!! 63 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,930 AAAAHHHHHHhhhhh..... 64 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,560 Ahh, that felt good. 65 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,090 Hi! Hello and welcome to Confuzzled. 66 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,280 Do you know Kami? 67 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,370 Tay approved! 68 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:38,800 Oh my! 69 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,380 I like this place 70 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:43,540 I gotta say it's just nice and lovely here at the 71 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,720 Posh Hilton, where people smack your bum in the lobby! 72 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,330 See? 73 00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:55,530 They also serve healthy stuff here 74 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,640 Helloooo white balance! 75 00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:08,640 Hello Tilli! 76 00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:12,380 Coffee! 77 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:20,900 I now need my own camera. Selfie!! 78 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,920 It's Coffee Intermission time! 79 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,940 Tay approved! 80 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,120 It's Coffee Intermission time again! Haha 81 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,330 Now, hold it against his face! Hold it against... 82 00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:01,980 What's going on? What's going on? 83 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,610 There is a big lens! 84 00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:10,240 I see the light! I'm blind! 85 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,690 Very interesting conversation! 86 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,280 Hello! 87 00:44:41,850 --> 00:44:42,520 Help! 88 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,660 Just got some essentials... 89 00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,700 PS4... 90 00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:02,770 Nerf Gun to perfect the PS4, and booze 91 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,650 Gonna be a good con! 92 00:48:04,650 --> 00:48:05,170 Wohoo! Gonna be a good con! 93 00:48:05,170 --> 00:48:05,180 Wohoo! 94 00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,530 Here is some fox footage for you! 95 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,530 Are you happy now? 96 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:28,580 [POP!!!] 97 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,660 [laughter] 98 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,660 That was fucking loud! 99 00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:55,280 Ahhh, the lights! 100 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,210 Talk to the secretary 101 00:48:59,830 --> 00:49:02,120 Welcome to Confuzzled 2014 102 00:49:03,050 --> 00:49:05,650 We have here gathered to comemmorize 103 00:49:06,130 --> 00:49:08,930 7 days of pure awesomeness and party 104 00:49:09,230 --> 00:49:12,640 As you can see: the people have come from far and wide 105 00:49:13,330 --> 00:49:16,190 to celebrate with us. And celebrate we shall 106 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:20,350 with tons of alcohol and booze and everything else that we can find 107 00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:23,450 And tons of hugs, and piles, and hugpiles. 108 00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:25,450 Let the fun begin! 109 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,250 Know what? 110 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,250 In Danish: "Brok" means hernia 111 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,280 It's true 112 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:09,920 There are 1082 attendees at Confuzzled 2014! 113 00:50:14,530 --> 00:50:16,530 [APPLAUSE] 114 00:50:16,530 --> 00:50:19,690 People here representing 29 different countries... 115 00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:22,930 that's 4 more than last year. We now, for the first time 116 00:50:22,930 --> 00:50:26,480 we have at least one attendee from every 117 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,750 populated continent on the planet! 118 00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:30,750 [APPLAUSE] 119 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,810 Wow, what you've got there, Ernest? 120 00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:38,090 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 121 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,810 It's a cookie for Brok! 122 00:50:57,190 --> 00:51:01,680 Thank you! I've seen lot's of photos, guys come here and photo this way 123 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,520 because this really is an amazing sight! 124 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:07,650 So let us take some photos of all of you! 125 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:12,250 Thank you very much for .... have a wonderful weekend! 126 00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:14,250 [APPLAUSE] 127 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,670 Lots of you sponsored and we did say in an email recently that we have a 128 00:51:21,670 --> 00:51:25,400 super secret extra item to add to your sponsor pack 129 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,440 yea! 130 00:51:26,570 --> 00:51:27,600 Uhm... 131 00:51:27,950 --> 00:51:31,350 They're in Stansted at the moment! 132 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:35,310 However, we have a cunning plan! 133 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,410 Ehh, Niesel... 134 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,130 Where is Niesel, where are you hiding? 135 00:51:42,990 --> 00:51:45,840 He's already gone. He has kindly... 136 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,690 volunteered ... volun-told, that he is 137 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:53,490 that he will go to Stansted this evening and collect them, so... 138 00:51:53,650 --> 00:51:57,840 this extra gift for all of you wonderful sponsors who we love 139 00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,670 love, love lots... 140 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:04,530 You are all going to receive your very own, limited edition, one of a kind... 141 00:52:04,810 --> 00:52:05,650 plushie Brok! 142 00:52:06,330 --> 00:52:09,010 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 143 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:18,450 Finally: A plea from our theming team 144 00:52:18,450 --> 00:52:21,030 You've probably seen some of the wonderful creations 145 00:52:21,030 --> 00:52:24,190 the consoles with the blinking lights and the flashing knobs and the... 146 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,080 dials and things... 147 00:52:29,210 --> 00:52:31,040 [LAUGHTER] 148 00:52:42,870 --> 00:52:43,790 Let's try again! 149 00:52:44,530 --> 00:52:47,330 A request from the theming team: Please don't steal the stuff! 150 00:52:49,230 --> 00:52:51,350 It's there for everyone, and... 151 00:52:51,350 --> 00:52:55,250 but you may notice that there is an arcade machine outside of the nightclub. 152 00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:59,930 Now, that's running a selection of retro-futuristic games so... 153 00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:04,810 stick 20p in and you get to play and all the money goes to charity 154 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,800 Will it... When it... 155 00:53:07,850 --> 00:53:10,030 When it's working apparently! 156 00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:16,710 However, that is now after that last, last, last announcement 157 00:53:16,890 --> 00:53:19,320 the end of what I have to say, so... 158 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,960 I would like to declare, officially 159 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,870 Confuzzled 2014 is now open! 160 00:53:24,870 --> 00:53:32,470 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 161 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:27,850 Let's say we've arrived here 162 00:54:27,850 --> 00:54:29,850 and there is already a camera in my face again 163 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:31,210 Oh hello! 164 00:54:31,210 --> 00:54:32,910 Hello! 165 00:54:32,910 --> 00:54:33,210 and... Hello! 166 00:54:33,210 --> 00:54:33,480 and... 167 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,150 He needs his makeup! and... 168 00:54:34,150 --> 00:54:34,320 He needs his makeup! 169 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,230 I need my makeup? Yes, well, we've got plenty of rain going so... 170 00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:39,230 my makeup will go all smudgy, right? 171 00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:20,750 Fucking 7 hours of traffic jam 172 00:57:21,090 --> 00:57:22,840 I hate you 173 00:59:22,890 --> 00:59:23,450 Cheers! 174 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:49,950 Auwww! 175 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,290 Hello! If I get on the video... 176 01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:20,070 can I watch it and ... download it? 177 01:04:20,310 --> 01:04:22,070 Maybe ... anyway... 178 01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,400 I'm going! 179 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:33,270 I'm a teapot! 180 01:04:33,710 --> 01:04:36,090 Here is my handle and here is my... 181 01:04:36,090 --> 01:04:37,000 Yea, he's an anthro teapot! Here is my handle and here is my... 182 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,130 Yea, he's an anthro teapot! 183 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:42,080 Got ears and a tail, googly eyes and he's a teapot full of tea. 184 01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:45,440 If you tip him up you can pour him out! 185 01:04:46,410 --> 01:04:48,640 Go and act in front of the camera! 186 01:04:48,910 --> 01:04:52,090 That's it. Why dont you open your mouth a bit for me? 187 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:54,610 Now close it... 188 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:56,030 Now open it... 189 01:04:56,210 --> 01:04:57,370 Now close it... 190 01:04:58,010 --> 01:04:59,610 Now turn your head sideways 191 01:04:59,610 --> 01:05:01,610 ...while still looking at the camera 192 01:05:02,290 --> 01:05:03,330 What? How do I do that? 193 01:05:03,330 --> 01:05:05,330 That's it. Now tailfluff! 194 01:05:05,870 --> 01:05:08,160 As per your phone 195 01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,830 Yea, I drink water the whole time 196 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,680 You think I'm drinking booze? [LAUGHS] 197 01:08:04,370 --> 01:08:06,770 It's just water. I'm totally sober! BITCH! 198 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:10,440 Fur! Everywhere! All of a sudden! 199 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,440 First I was wearing a tuxedo... 200 01:08:13,370 --> 01:08:16,310 Then suddenly... took the tuxedo off, and... 201 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,330 ...happened 202 01:08:19,830 --> 01:08:22,080 God, where did this came from? I don't know. 203 01:08:23,170 --> 01:08:25,970 Must be some kind of disease or something. 204 01:08:26,190 --> 01:08:29,930 I dunno. I keep shaving it. And it keeps coming back! 205 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,590 I'm not a silly fox! 206 01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:32,080 I think it's called Leprosy! I'm not a silly fox! 207 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,200 I think it's called Leprosy! 208 01:08:33,290 --> 01:08:36,670 Coleprosy? Ok! What is Coleprosy? 209 01:08:37,390 --> 01:08:39,090 I think that disease! 210 01:08:39,090 --> 01:08:39,850 oh! I think that disease! 211 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:40,000 oh! 212 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,070 Is there a cure? 213 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:43,910 No! 214 01:08:43,910 --> 01:08:44,290 No??? No! 215 01:08:44,290 --> 01:08:44,670 No??? 216 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:47,990 Then I'm royally fucked in that case 217 01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:49,990 I'm completely foxed 218 01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:51,480 Literally! 219 01:08:52,620 --> 01:08:54,220 There are foxes allowed here! 220 01:08:54,220 --> 01:08:56,220 I checked, I double-checked! 221 01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:58,220 There are foxes allowed here! 222 01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:00,220 Yeah, but no foxes with blue hair! 223 01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:02,220 What?! 224 01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:04,220 Since when was that rule instated? 225 01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:06,220 Two hours ago! 226 01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:08,220 Let me guess: when YOU came on the scene! 227 01:09:08,220 --> 01:09:09,200 Nope. 228 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,200 Actually, when I came on the scene! 229 01:09:21,570 --> 01:09:23,050 Do you know... 230 01:09:23,050 --> 01:09:24,620 ..what the fox says? 231 01:09:24,620 --> 01:09:25,910 What does the fox say? 232 01:09:25,910 --> 01:09:27,910 That is a good question! 233 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,800 uuuh, lyrics.... 234 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,800 where's the lyrics when you need them... 235 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,250 I don't know, what DOES the fox say? 236 01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,620 I don't know, YOU'RE a fox! 237 01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:37,620 That's true! 238 01:09:38,770 --> 01:09:39,820 It's Friday evening... 239 01:09:39,820 --> 01:09:41,820 ... and.... 240 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,820 I have no... 241 01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:45,820 Oh I've had some fun! 242 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,800 Oh wow, look at this... 243 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,800 hot guy, wow! 244 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,570 Yes sure! 245 01:10:00,310 --> 01:10:01,800 No, Kami! 246 01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:03,800 Coffee interception! 247 01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:11,140 No coffee... 248 01:10:13,970 --> 01:10:15,020 So...! 249 01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:17,020 Here we've got Kami! 250 01:10:17,510 --> 01:10:19,420 He's a pretty tough guy 251 01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:21,420 He has muscles everywhere... 252 01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:23,420 look at his face, the expression... 253 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:24,540 It's priceless! 254 01:10:24,540 --> 01:10:25,620 You have to buy him! 255 01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:27,620 You'll get him for €99 256 01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:29,620 including some condoms 257 01:10:29,620 --> 01:10:31,620 and lube! 258 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:34,540 Just call 08... 259 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:36,540 ..00...76.. 260 01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:38,540 ..666...69... 261 01:14:11,850 --> 01:14:13,280 I don't know anything about it 262 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:15,280 I'm innocent, I've nothing to do with it, 263 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:17,280 whatever they say, it wasn't me, I wasn't there 264 01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,050 Noone asked me something... so... 265 01:14:20,050 --> 01:14:20,850 Just... ju.. ju... 266 01:14:20,850 --> 01:14:22,850 over there! 267 01:15:57,370 --> 01:15:58,850 Mew! 268 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:17,650 Hashtag: Yoloswag, bitches! Aah! 269 01:19:31,820 --> 01:19:34,880 We have to go deeper! [laughs] 270 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:57,310 If this con goes on 271 01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:59,310 like it started, I think it's 272 01:20:59,310 --> 01:21:01,310 going to be the biggest challenge for 273 01:21:01,310 --> 01:21:03,310 my liver, ever. 274 01:21:04,170 --> 01:21:05,650 It's like it's crying for help 275 01:21:05,650 --> 01:21:07,650 "Aaah, no, don't do this!!" 276 01:22:49,510 --> 01:22:51,940 Look, point towards the camera! 277 01:22:54,050 --> 01:22:56,400 Both point! Both point! 278 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,250 Try cuddling together! 279 01:23:03,540 --> 01:23:05,220 There we go! 280 01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,250 Excellent! 281 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:11,340 Thank you very much! 282 01:24:49,850 --> 01:24:51,650 Which way is the bar? 283 01:24:51,650 --> 01:24:53,650 [laughs] 284 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,500 [fursuiters singing a traditional song] 285 01:27:40,220 --> 01:27:42,650 He's purple! 286 01:27:51,340 --> 01:27:53,370 Slow motion! 287 01:31:17,940 --> 01:31:20,310 Oooh, I'm going blind! 288 01:31:24,420 --> 01:31:25,770 My moment is here! 289 01:31:25,770 --> 01:31:26,940 My time as a star! 290 01:31:26,940 --> 01:31:28,940 Being a cop, well, security for Confuzzled 291 01:31:28,940 --> 01:31:30,940 you know, has it's... gotta keep trying sometimes... 292 01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:33,000 just gotta go with the flow, you know... 293 01:31:33,740 --> 01:31:35,540 just gotta keep these guys in check 294 01:31:35,540 --> 01:31:37,540 you know, these guys are real troublemakers. 295 01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:39,540 because you can't see their face! 296 01:31:39,540 --> 01:31:41,540 A lot of them, they may be cute, they may be 297 01:31:41,540 --> 01:31:43,540 fuzzy, they can be dangerous, okay? 298 01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:46,280 [sings] ...what'cha gonna do when they come for you? 299 01:31:49,310 --> 01:31:51,020 Yeah, it's a hell of a job, see... 300 01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:53,020 it's all part of the job... 301 01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:55,020 now, gonna keep going, okay, 302 01:31:56,770 --> 01:31:59,400 Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand back. 303 01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,400 Sir, I need you to stand back! 304 01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:06,600 Sir, Sir! 305 01:32:10,060 --> 01:32:11,600 Sir, now, Sir, 306 01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:13,200 Are you aware of what I'm doing? 307 01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:14,820 You have the right to remain silent. 308 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:18,170 Everything you do say or do may be used against you in a court of law 309 01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:21,020 He's resisting arrest! 310 01:32:21,020 --> 01:32:23,020 Get the maze! Get the maze! 311 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,080 Sir, I need you to clear the area 312 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,080 okay, Sir? 313 01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,080 This is a crime scene, Sir! 314 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,940 Sir, you must remain calm! 315 01:32:53,620 --> 01:32:55,940 This is not good, okay? 316 01:32:55,940 --> 01:32:58,710 Here we have an unattended picknick basket. 317 01:32:58,710 --> 01:33:00,710 Now... 318 01:33:00,710 --> 01:33:02,710 this may attract certain bears 319 01:33:02,710 --> 01:33:04,710 wearing a green hat and ties 320 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,770 and we can't have that around the convention. 321 01:33:07,770 --> 01:33:09,770 So, I'm going to conduct a 322 01:33:09,770 --> 01:33:11,770 safety.... Sir, Sir!! 323 01:33:11,770 --> 01:33:13,770 Sir! Put... put... 324 01:33:13,770 --> 01:33:15,770 Put the basket down! 325 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,680 Put do..... let go! Let go! 326 01:33:22,140 --> 01:33:25,000 So, here we have... 327 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:29,740 One Panasonic SDR S70 camera! 328 01:33:29,740 --> 01:33:31,740 okay... 329 01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:36,910 we also have one green room badge! 330 01:33:39,340 --> 01:33:41,480 A cellular telephone, okay. 331 01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:43,480 I'm going to place that down here now. 332 01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,480 Got some keys here... 333 01:33:48,970 --> 01:33:51,480 Sir, I have to ask you to stand back. 334 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:53,480 I'm conducting a safety search. 335 01:33:53,480 --> 01:33:55,480 Sir, I need you to step back, Sir! 336 01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:57,940 Step back! 337 01:33:59,570 --> 01:34:01,220 I'm just gonna sniff this wallet because you know, 338 01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:03,220 it could contain, you know... 339 01:34:03,970 --> 01:34:06,050 No, it's good. 340 01:34:06,370 --> 01:34:08,850 I've conducted the search and I've concluded 341 01:34:08,850 --> 01:34:10,850 that there's nothing dangerous within 342 01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:12,850 the picnic basket. However! 343 01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:15,570 If it had contained sandwiches 344 01:34:15,570 --> 01:34:17,570 or beverages of some kind 345 01:34:17,570 --> 01:34:19,570 then green hat wearing bears 346 01:34:19,570 --> 01:34:21,570 who wear ties 347 01:34:21,570 --> 01:34:23,570 could've, you know, taken 348 01:34:23,570 --> 01:34:25,570 hold of this and 349 01:34:25,570 --> 01:34:27,570 you know, raided it, and 350 01:34:27,570 --> 01:34:29,170 we don't want that. 351 01:34:29,170 --> 01:34:31,170 Sir, Sir! 352 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:37,220 Do not bite me, Sir! 353 01:34:37,770 --> 01:34:40,450 I'm gonna get the maze out!