So...
Welcome to the super...
super early arrival and all the hassle that comes with it.
We had compact packing happening,
room stuff being arranged but everything's going smoothly right now.
Please stay that way!
Aaargghhhhh
Well, can't have a con video without me these days!
Excuse me, let me hide behind this taller person.
Did you just say: "Ignore him and he'll go away"?
clearly you have not met BBF
he does not go away!
Hiii!
[CROWD CHEERING]
Welcome to standing-in-line convention!
Hello!
Hallo!
This guy here...
This is a happy face of Tay
I hope he doesn't change it because I like it!
Beer?
It should open. They promised me it would open.
British people. What can I say
It goes...
Aahh!
Win!
Looking for my key room. Sorry
I don't care if you're filming. I'm hugging you!
He can't film me anyway. I look terrible
I got an exam tomorrow. Furry con priorities
so I'm going home early today so...
It's not good man. It's not good.
So yeah: Wecome to Confuzzled!
Ich bin gar nicht da! (I'm not here hight now)
Hello Big Blue Fox!
You're going to hell! Sinner
Beer is better than sleep
Tay approved!
This is, really clever, alright
see what we've done is, we got a box in it
really clever, and we sorta using it
without any handles, to move it, to the nightclub
Because it's got no handles
I'm trying to use this as a handle and it's sort of going:
like kick... kick...
this is ingenuity in action
only at Confuzzled
This is an extremely dignifying position here
I swear it's not the first time either
meep meep I swear it's not the first time either
meep meep
Ohhh
Easy now ... oohh
The finish line is always .... away!
Noooo!
Aaarghh!
Shit!
Horatio, looks like he choked to dead on a sugar cube!
Looks like he had a ...
... sweet death!
Ahhh ahhh AHHHHH!!
AAAAHHHHHHhhhhh.....
Ahh, that felt good.
Hi! Hello and welcome to Confuzzled.
Do you know Kami?
Tay approved!
Oh my!
I like this place
I gotta say it's just nice and lovely here at the
Posh Hilton, where people smack your bum in the lobby!
See?
They also serve healthy stuff here
Helloooo white balance!
Hello Tilli!
Coffee!
I now need my own camera. Selfie!!
It's Coffee Intermission time!
Tay approved!
It's Coffee Intermission time again! Haha
Now, hold it against his face! Hold it against...
What's going on? What's going on?
There is a big lens!
I see the light! I'm blind!
Very interesting conversation!
Hello!
Help!
Just got some essentials...
PS4...
Nerf Gun to perfect the PS4, and booze
Gonna be a good con!
Wohoo! Gonna be a good con!
Wohoo!
Here is some fox footage for you!
Are you happy now?
[POP!!!]
[laughter]
That was fucking loud!
Ahhh, the lights!
Talk to the secretary
Welcome to Confuzzled 2014
We have here gathered to comemmorize
7 days of pure awesomeness and party
As you can see: the people have come from far and wide
to celebrate with us. And celebrate we shall
with tons of alcohol and booze and everything else that we can find
And tons of hugs, and piles, and hugpiles.
Let the fun begin!
Know what?
In Danish: "Brok" means hernia
It's true
There are 1082 attendees at Confuzzled 2014!
[APPLAUSE]
People here representing 29 different countries...
that's 4 more than last year. We now, for the first time
we have at least one attendee from every
populated continent on the planet!
[APPLAUSE]
Wow, what you've got there, Ernest?
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
It's a cookie for Brok!
Thank you! I've seen lot's of photos, guys come here and photo this way
because this really is an amazing sight!
So let us take some photos of all of you!
Thank you very much for .... have a wonderful weekend!
[APPLAUSE]
Lots of you sponsored and we did say in an email recently that we have a
super secret extra item to add to your sponsor pack
yea!
Uhm...
They're in Stansted at the moment!
However, we have a cunning plan!
Ehh, Niesel...
Where is Niesel, where are you hiding?
He's already gone. He has kindly...
volunteered ... volun-told, that he is
that he will go to Stansted this evening and collect them, so...
this extra gift for all of you wonderful sponsors who we love
love, love lots...
You are all going to receive your very own, limited edition, one of a kind...
plushie Brok!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
Finally: A plea from our theming team
You've probably seen some of the wonderful creations
the consoles with the blinking lights and the flashing knobs and the...
dials and things...
[LAUGHTER]
Let's try again!
A request from the theming team: Please don't steal the stuff!
It's there for everyone, and...
but you may notice that there is an arcade machine outside of the nightclub.
Now, that's running a selection of retro-futuristic games so...
stick 20p in and you get to play and all the money goes to charity
Will it... When it...
When it's working apparently!
However, that is now after that last, last, last announcement
the end of what I have to say, so...
I would like to declare, officially
Confuzzled 2014 is now open!
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
Let's say we've arrived here
and there is already a camera in my face again
Oh hello!
Hello!
and... Hello!
and...
He needs his makeup! and...
He needs his makeup!
I need my makeup? Yes, well, we've got plenty of rain going so...
my makeup will go all smudgy, right?
Fucking 7 hours of traffic jam
I hate you
Cheers!
Auwww!
Hello! If I get on the video...
can I watch it and ... download it?
Maybe ... anyway...
I'm going!
I'm a teapot!
Here is my handle and here is my...
Yea, he's an anthro teapot! Here is my handle and here is my...
Yea, he's an anthro teapot!
Got ears and a tail, googly eyes and he's a teapot full of tea.
If you tip him up you can pour him out!
Go and act in front of the camera!
That's it. Why dont you open your mouth a bit for me?
Now close it...
Now open it...
Now close it...
Now turn your head sideways
...while still looking at the camera
What? How do I do that?
That's it. Now tailfluff!
As per your phone
Yea, I drink water the whole time
You think I'm drinking booze? [LAUGHS]
It's just water. I'm totally sober! BITCH!
Fur! Everywhere! All of a sudden!
First I was wearing a tuxedo...
Then suddenly... took the tuxedo off, and...
...happened
God, where did this came from? I don't know.
Must be some kind of disease or something.
I dunno. I keep shaving it. And it keeps coming back!
I'm not a silly fox!
I think it's called Leprosy! I'm not a silly fox!
I think it's called Leprosy!
Coleprosy? Ok! What is Coleprosy?
I think that disease!
oh! I think that disease!
oh!
Is there a cure?
No!
No??? No!
No???
Then I'm royally fucked in that case
I'm completely foxed
Literally!
There are foxes allowed here!
I checked, I double-checked!
There are foxes allowed here!
Yeah, but no foxes with blue hair!
What?!
Since when was that rule instated?
Two hours ago!
Let me guess: when YOU came on the scene!
Nope.
Actually, when I came on the scene!
Do you know...
..what the fox says?
What does the fox say?
That is a good question!
uuuh, lyrics....
where's the lyrics when you need them...
I don't know, what DOES the fox say?
I don't know, YOU'RE a fox!
That's true!
It's Friday evening...
... and....
I have no...
Oh I've had some fun!
Oh wow, look at this...
hot guy, wow!
Yes sure!
No, Kami!
Coffee interception!
No coffee...
So...!
Here we've got Kami!
He's a pretty tough guy
He has muscles everywhere...
look at his face, the expression...
It's priceless!
You have to buy him!
You'll get him for €99
including some condoms
and lube!
Just call 08...
..00...76..
..666...69...
I don't know anything about it
I'm innocent, I've nothing to do with it,
whatever they say, it wasn't me, I wasn't there
Noone asked me something... so...
Just... ju.. ju...
over there!
Mew!
Hashtag: Yoloswag, bitches! Aah!
We have to go deeper! [laughs]
If this con goes on
like it started, I think it's
going to be the biggest challenge for
my liver, ever.
It's like it's crying for help
"Aaah, no, don't do this!!"
Look, point towards the camera!
Both point! Both point!
Try cuddling together!
There we go!
Excellent!
Thank you very much!
Which way is the bar?
[laughs]
[fursuiters singing a traditional song]
He's purple!
Slow motion!
Oooh, I'm going blind!
My moment is here!
My time as a star!
Being a cop, well, security for Confuzzled
you know, has it's... gotta keep trying sometimes...
just gotta go with the flow, you know...
just gotta keep these guys in check
you know, these guys are real troublemakers.
because you can't see their face!
A lot of them, they may be cute, they may be
fuzzy, they can be dangerous, okay?
[sings] ...what'cha gonna do when they come for you?
Yeah, it's a hell of a job, see...
it's all part of the job...
now, gonna keep going, okay,
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stand back.
Sir, I need you to stand back!
Sir, Sir!
Sir, now, Sir,
Are you aware of what I'm doing?
You have the right to remain silent.
Everything you do say or do may be used against you in a court of law
He's resisting arrest!
Get the maze! Get the maze!
Sir, I need you to clear the area
okay, Sir?
This is a crime scene, Sir!
Sir, you must remain calm!
This is not good, okay?
Here we have an unattended picknick basket.
Now...
this may attract certain bears
wearing a green hat and ties
and we can't have that around the convention.
So, I'm going to conduct a
safety.... Sir, Sir!!
Sir! Put... put...
Put the basket down!
Put do..... let go! Let go!
So, here we have...
One Panasonic SDR S70 camera!
okay...
we also have one green room badge!
A cellular telephone, okay.
I'm going to place that down here now.
Got some keys here...
Sir, I have to ask you to stand back.
I'm conducting a safety search.
Sir, I need you to step back, Sir!
Step back!
I'm just gonna sniff this wallet because you know,
it could contain, you know...
No, it's good.
I've conducted the search and I've concluded
that there's nothing dangerous within
the picnic basket. However!
If it had contained sandwiches
or beverages of some kind
then green hat wearing bears
who wear ties
could've, you know, taken
hold of this and
you know, raided it, and
we don't want that.
Sir, Sir!
Do not bite me, Sir!
I'm gonna get the maze out!