Ahhhhhhh.....
We're going to confuzzled. Omg, I'm so happy. Ahhhhh....
I'm sorry. I had too much sugar
It's not my fault! Really!
Curse you Twix!
Hi!
How are you doing?
Pretty nice camera you have there!
Ok! I'm only going to do it this once:
STOP FILMING ME!
Oh, hello!
Following me around or what?
*book bok bok*
I like! Is nice!
*bok*
Welcome to Confuzzled 2013!
We'll have a long weekend going on here
being crazy and stuff
let's see what's going on after then
And I have a camera in my face already
Have fun everybody and I see you next time
Essentials!
What's the password?
Mau!
You can go through!
There is nobody here. Go away!
Ohhhh!
I'm responsible this year!
WTF have they done?
I'm helping!
*whispers* They made me OP, very bad idea.
It's all volunteers, guarantee, promise!
even if I have to make it end in tears.
Look! They gave me a crap lanyard
What am I supposed to do with a crap lanyard?
Look!
Just can't make it. It's like trying to make ends meet
*hrrrnnngh*
Yes! You son of a bitch!
Noo, not me again
You need Emejn. Where is Emejn? Have you seen Ed?
I'd hug you but you're wearing shit!
Hello!
There is a very spectacular duel over here
A duel between steadycams.
Watch out!
There is a steadycam over here, that's number one
there is another steadycam over here
Gentlemen,
you've chosen you weapons, that's clear, right?
I say... go for it!
No no no! Over there! No no no!
...like this...
*argh*
Medival style. Battles! You know?
Duels! How difficult can it be?
This year we are doing official lensmen and soul thieves badges
and here is yours!
For me?
Yes!
Thank you...
Tilliwilliwoowoo...
I'm embarassed
This is going to happen every year and you know that, aren't you?
It's ok!
It's a desaster
Ohh that's better
And that's how I die!
Btw: Try the Snuggle Bunny 'cause it's great
I never put it on the menu but...
everybody wants to taste me
That's all I can say
Everybody likes how I taste
3 pound at the bar!
My eyes! That actually hurts
It's bright!
Oh, they're filming. Shit!
I need you in my room later!
More advertisements for the Snuggle Bunny. I should get a discount
At least for EF
It smells british
So every Britain smells of leather?
Yes!
I do not complain about that
*meep meep*
*aaargh*
Nuuuuuu.....
*aaaargh*
*waaaargh*
Nooow, you are official
Here you go!
*waaaargh*
*warr* *arrr arr arr*
Yes...
Here we go...
Hey, how are you doing?
What's your name?
Your name is...
Hermann von Schmitz
You must be German then
I try to refrain from the Jew jokes 'cause
number one you are German, numer two there is one right next to you.
And, you see, unfortunately my entire comedic repertoire is basically exhausted
so you have to give me maybe 5 minutes and I'll come with a really really offensive joke
If it doesn't offend you, it will offend him!
I get back to you on that, ok?
Bye bye, love you!
Hi, how are you doing?
You look beautiful!
Hey, it's the german again!
Or are you a new German?
You're the same German!
You ???
Hey, I tell you what...
I haven't come up with a funny, non Jew joke yet
but keep catching up with me. I come up with one eventually
can't promise to be very safe for work though!
But hey, you never know
I might come up with an AIDS joke or something, you know?
because there are some gay people here. I don't know, I'll come up with something
Can't I even go to my room anymore without you filming it?
That is quite a nose you have right there!
*beatboxes*
Keep going!
This is...
Here I am, trying to get out of the way of him when he is trying to film me.
...the guy thought that you where a "cable puller" at WDR (german tv station), but...
...he did something in economics... *fast forwards*
What did you say?
I can't hear you!
*waaaaaah*
Oh, get out of the way!
Hi!!
I'm alone!
Smuggling foxes
You! Come here, come here!
Do you want to buy... a fox?
Help me! Help me!
Very good quality. Made in China!
The camera is eww
So dirty! God damnit
Djenga!
Look at that! I've got a weapon!
It's not going to end well for anyone
At least for anybody who annoys me
As if one wasn't bad enough. Now we have two
I see double!
Watch this!
*oohhho ohhhhh ohhhh*
Thank you Onai!
Woa, fuck
How is this even legal?
Hello?
Oh...I'm sorry!
What? I'm just working out!
Shake it, shake it baby, shake it...
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
Omg, I feel so tempted to smash this pyramid of ... things
You better take this Shakeweight off me
o/~ Always look on the bright side of life o/~
I'd like to start proceeding of this evening
just by welcoming everybody here along
as you might have noticed we are bigger than ever before
we now reached a grand total of 872 attendees this year
Good evening everybody!
I don't think I have ever been so innaproperiately dressed in my life
and that's a compliment
I'd just like to say, on behalf of the team
thank you so much for coming back
you are very welcome here and we look forward to see you next year
So, Confuzzled 2013 - A medeval fare
Lots and lots of people. And fuzzy, furry hair!
Truckers on the A5, wonder "what's going on there?"
the mystery, the magic. No one that didn't stop and stare
Brok the badger, sits on the throne
welcome back confuzzled, to your furry puma home.
And now I'd like to move on
I'd like to introduce our guest of honour for this year
so the first on my list is Gab. Would you like to step forward please
So Gab is...
So Gab is a talented artist and writer
entitled "Dangerous Cute", and she's gonna
just talk to you for a few minutes, well, about whatever.
Hello everybody,
this is my first time leaving the United States
yes, be nice to me
but more importantly I want you to talk to me
because I'm in love with every accent I've heard.
So just talk
Like, can someone say "Toast"?
TOAST
Thats good, thats good.
Also, I would like to introduce to you Kyell Gold
who is a published writer, a winner of, and I left it off my paper...
a lot of awards.
And it this his first time as guest of honour outside of the united states
Thank you, I would like to thank the confuzzled staff for inviting me out here.
It is always a pleasure to get to travel and see new places and new faces
I talk a lot about how the furry fandom is a sort of family
for a lot of people so...
I look on you all as a family I haven't met yet so I hope you come up and say hi.
I do feel very much at home here
come up and say hi. Not now!
There is only one thing I need to say, and that is:
That I declare, Confuzzled 2013 is now
officially open!
*nomnomnom*
Very nice
Cheers!
Great, a face full of food
Meat!
Con run on meat! Meat good!
Meat! I'm looking forward to getting meat between my buns.
Meat! *nom*
Grains! Grains!
Oh shush you! Hahahaha!
Om nom nom nom! Ahhhhhh! Om nom nom!
I got food and drink!
I'm happy!
We've never seen anyone eat a burger so sensually...
or so disgustingly
Om nom nom nom!
Ohhhhhh
I hope that's actually beef...
no it's horse. Can never tell
Hahahaha!
Nuuuuuuuu
Wash it down with a coke!
A Catherine!
Wash it down with Catherine!
What what what what?
*bam bam baaaaa*
Hi!
I love Noodles
Oh my god!
That's an even bigger one!
It's not real!
Push harder!
I really don't wanna see the video
I don't wanna see the video either
Put it away
Cut us out
Is not good! I not like it!
I don't like you
That con is awesome! It really is
You know when Matt Lion said we should be there and let people out?
That doesn't count for staff
Bubbles! Bubbles!
...more bubbles!
Don't you point that thing at me!
If this goes on with the usual progression...
we're all going to die on Sunday
Oh my god!
Why are you doing this? Go away!
I'm having my blood already
And that's how you get girls into bed
but I fucking failed that. Didn't I?
It's ok. I'll chat up with you!
Welcome to the late, late... late shift!
Oh! It's random o'clock
Of course it is!
It's booze o'clock so just drink and everything is fine just like you
Hey, can I get in?
No!
Pleeease?
Nope!
Just please?
Nope!
Oh, look there!
Yes, where?
There!
Where?
There!
Where?
There is nothing here!
Where is he gone?
It's almost 4am, it's Friday morning...
I am not sure about that
and I'm drunk!
Stop filming me!
The light...
Whats up? That's CFz
This isn't fair! Size envy
There is no mature art at all! No mature art, no no...
Oh, hi! Nooooo...
Oh, he looks like a girl!
Where is...? I would never do that!
My little donkey, my little donkey!
Nightfox hates me for it!
I hate those!
Omg! I'm like such a big fan girl of yours, and and I just wondered...
can you draw me like an 18 character sketch...
in just two hours and it has to have like naughty bits in it
I have camera envy now. This is just... no.
That is not a camera. I don't know what it is,
but it is totally not a camera!
It's a sad camera now. Look at it!
That and... not sure...
I think we need a fursuiter to eat this,
and swallow it, and then, I dont know...
...eventually I will get back about 8 hours later.
Some interesting footage may be seen.
Oh absolutely, yes!
Squeakers, ends of leashes, half digested rabbit...
yea, dunno, depending on the furry.
I saw a rabbit outside that is missing it's face.
Ewwww!
Oh hi!
It's you again
Hello!
Yeeeeeey!
?????
Ahhhhhhhh.....
What would you like to see next?
No!
I saw a tendence towards this:
Much less about the hacking,
That's much better, isn't it?
Tactical girdle!
It's our best turn out ever fursuiters
We'll be attempting to make the games a little bit more...
interesting for you all
As I'm sure you are aware, in traditional fashion
a fool likes to mess with people.
So Brok, has been given full permission
to mess with you all.
So we are going to go with a classic one
we got our musical thrones in the middle of the room
everybody is gonna be competing to be king, or queen or whichever you prefer.
So classic rules basically
Were going to have you going around chairs, music stops, dive onto a chair
There is one chair. One chair!
He's down. The pig is down.
Ohhh, a traffic jam
Oh, now I think we are out of chairs
There is a chair! A Chair!
You need a chair!
Again!
Awwwwww
I think you're going to move there
We're having a fight here
I don't wanna know what's going on
Ohhhh, we're all having steak tonight!
So we have one squished otter
We've got a winner!
On the count of 3
3...
2...
1...
Action!
Hi! Would you like a balloon?
3...
2...
1...
Go!!
Where did you come from?
Ladies and gentlemen. We have our official winnners!
So third place
We would like to present you, with your official...
Trophy...thing!
Second place winner...
Hello there sir!
I'd like to give that to you.
Well done!
No Brok, not you!
No!
We'll get you a cookie later!
Would our lovely first place winner like to
take to the stage and accept your price!
Well done sir, once again!
The camera is dirty!
That's boring!
Who cares about the gents? It's all about the ladies!