Aaah!
Watch out, hot!
Aaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Aaah!
I think someone's been eating the bisquits already!
So who might be the culprit?
I think I know who it was.
I think we found the one.
It's actually Felix the fox!
You are truely the brightest
fox in the whole goddamn world.
Off! Take it off! Take it off!
Switch it off it's so fucking... bright!
What's Cheetah got to do with it?
Sven Tegethoff.... is he around?
Okay.
Now we can make jokes about him!
Muuuhahahahah!
*sings the Dschinni's song from Aladdin*
Mow!
Mow! Woof!
Mow! Woof! Mow!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow!
Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof!
Mowmowmow!
Woof!
Are you flipping people off again?
You need to get spanked for that!
I brought my little friend to say hello!
He's very derpy!
And very big!
He's very very big!
Hello!
You can touch his brain!
D'ohhh!
What little there is!
Whatever is in there.
Not much anymore, I touched it
too many times, he's stupid!
Seven times!
Good morning everybody!
We have another Confuzzled coming to an end.
I know!
Unfortunately we have to do this again
We do have to start to get you all to leave
But before we go we have to say thank you,
Thank you to the DJs,
Thank you Fuzzy,
Everyone: Fuzzy!
[Audience yells]
Thank you: to our stage crew in the back!
Thank you to our sound desk and light desk!
We wish you a very pleasant
2017 and welcome you back
in 2018 next year
with Dark Natasha,
with our wonderful theme of
the computer game era!
So thank you everybody, we welcome
your attendance, all we can say is
Thank you, and good night!
This con has killed my laptop!
I hope you're proud!
Yes, we are!
Aooo aoooo awoooooooooo!
Awwwooooooooooo!
No dabs, no awoo!
No mow!
Mow!
No Mow!
Mow!
No Mow!
MOW!!
I can't talk to a camera very well,
I can talk to you!
Talk to me then!
This thing is totally not there!
What do you think of 10 years of Confuzzled?
I think we shouldn't have done it!
Why not?
Because it's been a lot of work!
Why do I do this?
10 years of Confuzzled...
Well, when I started,
I was about 12.
I'm only about 13 now.
I don't look it.
It's been fun!
It's had ups and downs,
moved lots of places but
I turned up with a van full of
stuff and said
Is this of any use?
And that's, depending on
my mood that's either a good day
or a really bad day.
Because I love it!
I love the people here, that's the reason!
Manchester 2008...
very crazy...
130 people showed up,
some guy came with a camera...
he might be holding this one!
Why am I still doing security again?
Just remind me?
What was your first con?
My first con?
Your first Confuzzled!
That would've been back in 2009!
What's gonna be your last Confuzzled?
Nevarrrrr!
I love it! And I'm nuts!
Get drunk!
Is that 10 years of Confuzzled that's growing in your face?
Yes, this is what 10 years does to you!
Oh my god.
He likes fetish fun!
It's true!
Are you one of those?
Huh?
That means you're one of those!
Hang on a bit...
10 years of Confuzzled and you never talked
to me about your secret dark desires.
I don't really have any...
Really?
No....
He's lying!
I don't have SECRET ones...
They're all public!
Rubber, latex, your grandma?
No, not rubber. He likes that.
But... your grandma... mmmmmm...
So you're into people that are dead?
Yes!
Ohh!
Am I mature? You're asking me
if I'm mature?
You do know who you're speaking to, right?
This is what the salty tears
of all the attendees without ID does
to you. That solidifies into
a beard. It's fungus!
What are you doing?
When I didn't have something explode,
like an amplifier or...
*laughs*
Why don't you have grey hair?
Actually there is some!
So is CFz responsible for your grey hair?
More than likely, yeah!
All the grey hair...
That's why I dyed mine!
It's too good!
Just cut it BBF,
come on, give me a hug!