1 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:50,825 Aaah! 2 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:54,125 Watch out, hot! 3 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:08,400 Aaah! 4 00:03:49,675 --> 00:03:51,650 Aaaaaaaaaaahhh! 5 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,225 Aaah! 6 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:12,525 I think someone's been eating the bisquits already! 7 00:04:15,575 --> 00:04:17,150 So who might be the culprit? 8 00:04:24,225 --> 00:04:25,975 I think I know who it was. 9 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:27,970 I think we found the one. 10 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,975 It's actually Felix the fox! 11 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,950 You are truely the brightest 12 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:01,550 fox in the whole goddamn world. 13 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:03,950 Off! Take it off! Take it off! 14 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:05,950 Switch it off it's so fucking... bright! 15 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:09,225 What's Cheetah got to do with it? 16 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,900 Sven Tegethoff.... is he around? 17 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,300 Okay. 18 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,300 Now we can make jokes about him! 19 00:07:16,775 --> 00:07:18,800 Muuuhahahahah! 20 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,500 *sings the Dschinni's song from Aladdin* 21 00:37:36,325 --> 00:37:36,950 Mow! 22 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:37,425 Mow! Woof! 23 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:37,975 Mow! Woof! Mow! 24 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:38,400 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! 25 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:38,950 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! 26 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:39,550 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! 27 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:39,975 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! 28 00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:40,475 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! 29 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:41,250 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! 30 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:41,750 Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! Mow! Woof! 31 00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,200 Mowmowmow! 32 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,200 Woof! 33 00:38:17,675 --> 00:38:20,200 Are you flipping people off again? 34 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:24,525 You need to get spanked for that! 35 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,800 I brought my little friend to say hello! 36 01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,325 He's very derpy! 37 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,375 And very big! 38 01:01:16,370 --> 01:01:17,550 He's very very big! 39 01:01:20,925 --> 01:01:22,225 Hello! 40 01:01:22,225 --> 01:01:24,220 You can touch his brain! 41 01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:26,200 D'ohhh! 42 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,350 What little there is! 43 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:28,625 Whatever is in there. 44 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:29,875 Not much anymore, I touched it 45 01:01:29,875 --> 01:01:31,870 too many times, he's stupid! 46 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,100 Seven times! 47 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,550 Good morning everybody! 48 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:24,850 We have another Confuzzled coming to an end. 49 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,750 I know! 50 01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:31,775 Unfortunately we have to do this again 51 01:11:33,775 --> 01:11:36,350 We do have to start to get you all to leave 52 01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:40,925 But before we go we have to say thank you, 53 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,525 Thank you to the DJs, 54 01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,050 Thank you Fuzzy, 55 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:46,050 Everyone: Fuzzy! 56 01:11:46,050 --> 01:11:48,050 [Audience yells] 57 01:11:48,050 --> 01:11:50,525 Thank you: to our stage crew in the back! 58 01:11:51,550 --> 01:11:54,650 Thank you to our sound desk and light desk! 59 01:11:56,075 --> 01:11:58,150 We wish you a very pleasant 60 01:11:58,150 --> 01:12:00,150 2017 and welcome you back 61 01:12:00,150 --> 01:12:01,575 in 2018 next year 62 01:12:01,570 --> 01:12:03,250 with Dark Natasha, 63 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:05,250 with our wonderful theme of 64 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,250 the computer game era! 65 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:09,250 So thank you everybody, we welcome 66 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:11,250 your attendance, all we can say is 67 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:13,250 Thank you, and good night! 68 01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:28,900 This con has killed my laptop! 69 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,900 I hope you're proud! 70 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:32,900 Yes, we are! 71 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,375 Aooo aoooo awoooooooooo! 72 01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,850 Awwwooooooooooo! 73 01:13:31,725 --> 01:13:33,500 No dabs, no awoo! 74 01:13:34,650 --> 01:13:36,025 No mow! 75 01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:36,625 Mow! 76 01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:37,250 Mow! No Mow! 77 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:37,775 Mow! No Mow! Mow! 78 01:13:37,775 --> 01:13:39,770 Mow! No Mow! Mow! No Mow! 79 01:13:39,770 --> 01:13:41,770 MOW!! 80 01:14:02,750 --> 01:14:04,475 I can't talk to a camera very well, 81 01:14:04,470 --> 01:14:05,600 I can talk to you! 82 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:06,925 Talk to me then! 83 01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:08,920 This thing is totally not there! 84 01:14:10,150 --> 01:14:12,200 What do you think of 10 years of Confuzzled? 85 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,000 I think we shouldn't have done it! 86 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:14,650 Why not? 87 01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:16,400 Because it's been a lot of work! 88 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:18,400 Why do I do this? 89 01:14:18,825 --> 01:14:20,400 10 years of Confuzzled... 90 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,400 Well, when I started, 91 01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:25,025 I was about 12. 92 01:14:26,025 --> 01:14:27,975 I'm only about 13 now. 93 01:14:27,970 --> 01:14:29,600 I don't look it. 94 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,275 It's been fun! 95 01:14:31,270 --> 01:14:32,425 It's had ups and downs, 96 01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:34,300 moved lots of places but 97 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:36,300 I turned up with a van full of 98 01:14:36,300 --> 01:14:37,600 stuff and said 99 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,775 Is this of any use? 100 01:14:38,775 --> 01:14:40,770 And that's, depending on 101 01:14:40,770 --> 01:14:42,770 my mood that's either a good day 102 01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:43,750 or a really bad day. 103 01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:44,725 Because I love it! 104 01:14:44,725 --> 01:14:46,720 I love the people here, that's the reason! 105 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:48,720 Manchester 2008... 106 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:51,850 very crazy... 107 01:14:51,850 --> 01:14:53,200 130 people showed up, 108 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,200 some guy came with a camera... 109 01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,375 he might be holding this one! 110 01:14:58,370 --> 01:15:00,850 Why am I still doing security again? 111 01:15:01,275 --> 01:15:02,600 Just remind me? 112 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,600 What was your first con? 113 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,600 My first con? 114 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:06,775 Your first Confuzzled! 115 01:15:06,770 --> 01:15:09,450 That would've been back in 2009! 116 01:15:09,450 --> 01:15:11,450 What's gonna be your last Confuzzled? 117 01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:13,400 Nevarrrrr! 118 01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:23,025 I love it! And I'm nuts! 119 01:15:23,025 --> 01:15:25,020 Get drunk! 120 01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:29,325 Is that 10 years of Confuzzled that's growing in your face? 121 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,133 Yes, this is what 10 years does to you! 122 01:15:32,130 --> 01:15:33,366 Oh my god. 123 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,033 He likes fetish fun! 124 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,700 It's true! 125 01:15:39,933 --> 01:15:41,233 Are you one of those? 126 01:15:41,230 --> 01:15:41,866 Huh? 127 01:15:41,860 --> 01:15:43,200 That means you're one of those! 128 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:45,200 Hang on a bit... 129 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,800 10 years of Confuzzled and you never talked 130 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,366 to me about your secret dark desires. 131 01:15:50,366 --> 01:15:52,360 I don't really have any... 132 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:52,933 Really? 133 01:15:52,930 --> 01:15:53,866 No.... 134 01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:55,333 He's lying! 135 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,330 I don't have SECRET ones... 136 01:15:57,533 --> 01:15:59,200 They're all public! 137 01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,200 Rubber, latex, your grandma? 138 01:16:01,733 --> 01:16:04,100 No, not rubber. He likes that. 139 01:16:04,666 --> 01:16:07,133 But... your grandma... mmmmmm... 140 01:16:08,066 --> 01:16:10,233 So you're into people that are dead? 141 01:16:10,230 --> 01:16:10,866 Yes! 142 01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:12,860 Ohh! 143 01:16:24,366 --> 01:16:26,566 Am I mature? You're asking me 144 01:16:26,566 --> 01:16:28,560 if I'm mature? 145 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,560 You do know who you're speaking to, right? 146 01:16:34,466 --> 01:16:36,166 This is what the salty tears 147 01:16:36,166 --> 01:16:38,160 of all the attendees without ID does 148 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,160 to you. That solidifies into 149 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,160 a beard. It's fungus! 150 01:16:46,633 --> 01:16:48,366 What are you doing? 151 01:16:55,533 --> 01:16:57,033 When I didn't have something explode, 152 01:16:57,033 --> 01:16:59,030 like an amplifier or... 153 01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:01,030 *laughs* 154 01:17:13,566 --> 01:17:15,000 Why don't you have grey hair? 155 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000 Actually there is some! 156 01:17:18,233 --> 01:17:20,200 So is CFz responsible for your grey hair? 157 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,200 More than likely, yeah! 158 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,200 All the grey hair... 159 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200 That's why I dyed mine! 160 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:35,000 It's too good! 161 01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:36,500 Just cut it BBF, 162 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,500 come on, give me a hug!