My comment for it:
[cellphone plays "Call me by Blondie"]
Security! Security!
It's just a Rity!
Now display how we're treating
the convention goods.
Go throw them on the floor, wheeee!
We're waiting for the stuff.
And then, we can do stuff!
But not yet.
I'm here, I'm finished...
I have nothing to add to what he said.
He's a good owl,
he's a bit skinny.
But he'll be fine.
That's what you get from reading
all the women's magazines and diet tipps.
Absolutely, he's gone a bit skinny now.
It's what happens when you can't find a 32-6 adapter.
There's no booze.
It's not 9:30am
and we're not drinking, okay?
I just arrived
and I came from hell!
How this country stays together
is beyond me!
Don't use the trains!
It's all Brexit's fault!
I swear!
Don't use the train, seriously!
Don't use the trains!
Oh hello!
It's good that there's no smellevision!
Because I smell of sweat!
621, 621....
I'm gonna turn it around:
Gonna do it 626.
6 showers...
cause I'm sticky!
I'm tired, sweaty,
it's warm, I'm not used to this
weather!
It's supposed to be cold,
It's Britain, it's supposed to be cold and rainy
and it's warm!
We're still trying to get a room!
Hi!
We're tired,
annoyed,
still no room...
all we want is sleep...
immediately!
Welcome to Confuzzled,
this year's going to be awesome!
I love my job!
I can access everything!
Actually I can't, it's just for show.
The next fun bit: setting up satnav!
[honking noises]
Hello truck!
He wins!
He is very orange
and very big!
I'm scared of you two!
Cows. Cows!
More cows!
Moo!
Jensen's friends!
Because he went cow bowling one year
with his Landrover.
Swipy swipy!
There was a fox on that sign!
This side: tons of traffic
and half is coned off because
nobody's working on it!
Look, there's a single
fenced-off digger.
62...
we gain momentum captain!
65!
69!
70!
When this baby hits 70 miles an hour...
He's got an actual pizza oven
on the back!
That's awesome!
Nope!
Nope nope
numpty nope nope nope!
McNoperson!
I can already hear you cussing
because of all this footage you're
sifting through...
We make no appologies!
[odd British orchestral music plays]
Barrier! Away with you!
[Dancing Queen by Abba plays]
Bits attendees never get to see
Backstage!
Thirsty Hydro!
Hydro hydrating!
Say Hi, Hydro!
Hydrated Hydro!
8 of these EZ Cool Down inserts
fit beautifully in one of these fryer baskets.
Thanks to a tape measure and eBay
Ten of these baskets fit
across the tank. There's a big
cooler that continuously feeds
returning water to the tank
so we should be able to charge everybody's vests
without them getting stuck
in the actual process.
No, no, no....
Nuuuuh!
[fart noises]
Don't look at me,
look at that super cute deer instead!
It's not a deer, it's a gnu!
Whatever, it's cute!
It's a poodle!
What?
A retriever!
No, over there!
Yeah, it's a Golden Retriever!
It's not! You don't know
anything about animals, BBF!
I don't know anything about apples, that's true.
You know nothing of the types of animal!
That was a durr!
I gnu it!
Durrr!
The question: Is it an Antilope or a Posilope?
Ugh...
Surely the opposite of an Antilope
would be a Lope.
No, a Posilope!
No, it'd be a Lope or an Antilope.
Hey, there's Electrons and Positrons, right?
There's no Trons unless you're talking movies!
Yeah, but there is Matter and Antimatter!
That does matter, too!
Because, fursuits matter!
What the hell is that conversation!
Wow, what would you know,
person from Iraq!
Making full use of your
obnoxious noise permits
I see...
So how many of you actually
thought they were an April Fools joke?
Pretty much all of you.
No, they're real,
if you're a sponsor you
do have one of the obnoxious noise permits
however, read all of the
clauses, they're very specific,
Is everyone having a good time so far?
[audience cheers]
I don't know why we bother.
Again:
Are you having a good time so far?
[AUDIENCE CHEERS!!]
Much better!
Thank you!
We do have a few announcements
as per usual, this year
we have a total of
1645 registered attendees!
So that's a
194 more than last year!
I'd also like to
mention our Guests of Honor this year
you can meet both of them at
the "Meet the Goh" panel which is on Saturday
at 11 in the morning, and first
of our Gohs is Volf, he's a fursuiter
an artist, charity fundraiser
dancer and serious
car enthusiast, don't get him started
please. Seriously!
You can meet him at the Fursuiting 101
panel, Sunday 10am,
also at "fundraising and you"
which is Sunday, 2pm.
And presumably at Motorfurs, but I didn't want to
but I didn't want to encourage that behaviour.
Our second Goh: Shay,
a writer, director and voice actor
three of these skills he used for the
Bitter Lake video production, he's also
the voice of Spikey Wolf, the mascot
of EF Prime. So you can meet
him at his panel: "The power of
positive thinking" on Sunday at 11am
also his panel
"Voice Acting for beginners" Monday, 11am.
Round of applause for our GoHs please!
Now, as you know,
very big year this year,
it's our 10th year!
Big celebration!
Rizzo....
that was rubbish.
They can do better!
It's our tenth year!
[audience: +140dB]
Well...
It's someone's birthday...
Our special someone is in the crowd?
Brok?
We cannot see him, because he's dark!
He's gonna get his way through!
I can't go any further cause if I do He's gonna get his way through!
I can't go any further cause if I do
it'll make horrible squealing noises and everyone
will hate me forever!
Come on Brok, here we go!
Round of applause for Brok!
There's something I'm forgetting there...
It's your birthday,
how about a birthday cake for Mr. Brok?
There's also something else missing...
How about
a special song?
How about we all sing Brok
a happy birthday?
Three,
two,
one:
[people sing a happy birthday]
Three cheers: Hip Hip:
Hooray!
Hip Hip: Hooray!
Hip Hip:
Hooray!
Shanie!
Do I finally get my hand job tonight?
How handy!
What is that?
Santas fucked up christmas?
I saw that!
It's BBF gear shift.
First gear! Second gear!
Third!
Eight gear!
No, it's too old, going fourth!
Welcome to the 2017
the 10th annual Confuzzled
Fursuit Walk. That's right!
All these lovely people are here
for you and your cameras
You promised to post this
online where we can find it
a convention video that's
4 hours long and everyone
finds themselves in it, not now,
you've got time for that
Just fast forward!
A little bit... no, okay,
too far, too far,
there we go!
[I cannot keep up with two
British battle talkers speed-
talking to the camera!
Sorry!
Signed, the editor!]