I'm here with.... yaaahhrgh!
Oh. It's a cucumber.
Well, that was one night!
She knows the ultimate weakness...
What is it?
Is this my close-up, Mr. Demille?
Yes, are you ready for your close-up?
I am totally ready for this, I've been
ready all my life!
Let's do this!
Whoohoo
Wahaha!! That was great!
That was the best thing ever!
Hahaha!
Now okay...
Take 2!
Take 2, except now I'm out of material!
Maybe this should be an
extended talkshow format.
Where I can actually answer questions.
How about beeping?
How are you beeping?
How are you answering,
by beeping the lens?
By beeping!
I have to ponder that a while.
Here comes another camera beep!
Wait, what was that?
Aha!
Bring on the bear puns!
There are none we haven't
heard yet!
Are they bearable yet?
That was bad!
Are you cold?
40ct?
Quality shit right here, ya?
Quality!
Give you a special deal, ya?
Or if you're looking for something a bit harder?
You like the hard stuff?
Aaaahhhhh.
Nice stuff.
Look at that.
Want some?
No.
You want some?
I'm clean.
You're clean??
[annoying roo noises]
[even more annoying roo noises]
Shut up!
[sings "Price Tag" by Jessie J]
Thor!
If I had a hammer....
I'd hammer in the morning!
I'd hammer in the evening!
I'd be hammering all day!
Wow, my helmet is all wobbly now!
WOW!
I can't see anymore!
What's happening?
Oh, oh god!
I've seen the light. Briefly.
Hi!
Hi again, here we are!
Hello!
Welcome to Confuzzled, where
dogs get turned into Thor
It's free zone!
It's for personal consumption!
*sniff* Aaaaah!
We're doing nothing.
It's good tho!
*mumbles*
Personal consumption!
[incomprehensible mumbling]
Don't do it.
*sniff*
Arrarrr......!
Arroooooo......!
Woooowwww!
*boop!*
I'm a tree!
Waving in the wind!
[incomprehensible mumbling about cameras]
[still mumbling]
I think you had a bit too much to drink,
maybe it's time to take a walk.
Here's the man himself, BBF!
He's blinding me with the f*cking...
Ooohhh...
Ooooh god!
Aaah cameraception!
Ohh god no!
Aaaaahhhh....
Aaaaahaaahhahhhh!
[British classical music plays]
Be posh...
Then I shall eat it with such grace
that you will never forget it.
Hello collie!
F*ck off!
F*cking calling me a f*cking collie!
You're f*cking what, call me a f*cking
collie! F*ck you!
Okay collie!
F*ck off!
We had to censor this person
To protect his friends.
This bunny's carrot has been
stolen.
News at eleven.
He dropped the bass!
Germany, 3pm. The hairstyle lasts.
I did not drink anything at all!
It's all leftovers from my birth.
Bark!
Rrruff!
[flute music]
[Halloween-like music plays]
I'm coming for you!
Go away with that water sprinkler!
The best thing is when you grope the boobs...
and then HE turns around!
Ice bucket challenge!
Can't get any smaller anyway!
At least I can park on the women's lot!
So can I!
You can't.
She's been registered as weapon.
I'd be careful!
She knows buttons I didn't know I had!
Yeah!
I did *whistles* Aunt Kitty a little...
And I did here and there and then I died.
Sometimes you do things here or there and then
and then you go there.
And she's got boobs on her back!
Back-boobs!
Darling, I have to touch your boobs!
Please edit that!
Don't do that at home, kids!
[guitar plays]
I don't want my beard to do that!
That looks weird!
You just saw the unboxing video of
human skin.
Hey, that's cheating!
Oxygen in the glass makes me
glow in shame, what in the...
I can't drink oxygen!
I can drink this all day long and not
feel a single thing. Now you need
wine inside that glass!
Last time I did that the glass
went flying into the bartenders face.
You at home, watching this on the YouTubes
or the internets or the Facebooks
know what happens. You watching this
at home again rather than buying me
a glass full of wine, other
than a glass full of oyxgen!
Is this another glass full of oxygen
you're giving to me?
Who is a silly pony?
It's you!
Aroooooo.......
It's killing my arms!
I don't know how they do it!
[music]
I love this guitar!
I've been listening to it for a few years!
So do I!
It belongs to him!
[incomprehensible squeaking]
Whatever.
I hope you've been obeying the law!
Otherwise....
You're dealing with me!
Execute you!
I'm coming after you!
You're breaking the convention code of conduct
by the way, BBF.
By having a harness in public.
[People singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen]
Hello everyone!
Rubbish.
You know we do this every year.
Have you not got it yet?
WHAZZAAAAP!!!
[applause]
All together!
WHAZZAAAAPPP!!
Nice! I like it!
Before we begin the formalities,
I'd like to ask Rizzo
to come up on stage, he'd like to say a few words
about a particular event
this weekend.
Hi everyone,
I know you probably expect
I'm gonna give you a lot of info about the
venue and things like that,
unfortunately my message today is a lot
different. A friend
of mine and of
many of you, one of our
attendees from 2013
and a colorful
lovely chap,
JBadger, unfortunately passed away
on Saturday.
This is after his long fight
with terminal cancer.
So we'd like to
celebrate his life
we don't wanna have any silence,
we want to have 30 seconds of cheering,
waving, anything you can
to celebrate this chaps life
he was a lovely person,
if you ever met him, all he ever did was smile.
He loved our event and hoped to come back,
Unfortunately we won't see him again.
Please put your hands together for JBadger.
[applause and cheering]
Thank you everyone, it's
very moving to see
the spontaneous outpour
of emotion that this fandom
is so well known for, so
it's heartwarming to see how we feel
for each other so thank you for
your kind
and expressive
outpouring there.
If you're one
of the terrible, terrible
terrible people
who've taken one of the luggage trolleys to your room
and left it there, give it back!
The hotel has 10.
This morning there was one.
Give them back!
Did any of you awoo?
[awoo'ing intensifies]
Don't worry, we made it simple.
We'll add it to your bill when you check out.
Garmin drew something.
Show them.
[laughter]
[Carlton chants]
Shut up!
I can't auction it if you don't shut up!
It is time to draw
Confuzzled 2016 to a close.
I'm sorry,
good things must come to an end.
We won't move!
You get packed in the storage with everything else.
And on that note,
I must declare the con to be
officially closed.
Who's got two thumbs and had an awesome con?
This guy!
It's going away. I liked that shirt.
It's going away.
I liked that shirt.
It's going away.
Let me just eat this camera lens.
And I'll be free from you forever.