It's a tiny one!
Nuuuuh!
*sobs*
It's tiny!
Or is it a wasp? Bitch?
You're safe, you're practically in
a fursuit!
Not unless it goes in my mouth!
No, fuck that!
Go away, I don't want to be your friend!
It keeps humping everything!
Stop having sex on my camera strap!
ANTHROCOOOOON!
AAAHNNTHROOOCAAAWWNN!
AAAAHHH!
Meeeeeewww!
Anthrocon! Meow!
Uh!
Le BBF!
Naaaawm!
I've never seen that much ham at once!
Yeah, he's hamming it up.
Stop! Hammertime!
Ham-Up time!
Oh no, it's a eater!
Dead bird!
Ded.
Not for people with cameras.
Nosy foxes with nosy cameras.
Is it broken or what?
Not working!
Never mind.
You failed!
Bugger off!
*squaaaawwwwkkk*
[squawwwwking intensifies]
[audience cheers]
[laughter]
Haah haah!
[laughter]
Proud to be an American product!
Kage-proof!
Somebody must YouTube this and say
"How can I piss off Uncle Kage?"
[applause]
Sooo...
Did you like the fursuit parade?
[cheering]
As much as I would like
to take the credit for the fursuit
parade, "Nooo, it's all my
idea and everything!"
Dear, I'd love to!
I do want to remind everyone
Anthrocon is not one man's convention.
It was a group efford by the board
of directors, I will point out
the parade route itself
was Peter Cat's idea, the original
parade route that I came up with, I
realized was just moronic
We would've had fursuiters
piling up on top of each other with
broken limbs and it would have been tragic and
adorable simultaneously.
[piano plays EMT siren sound]
But I'm very very glad
that it came off as well as it did.
Because it can be very difficult
to run a convention the size of
Anthrocon.
And as evidence for that, I will indeed
point out the fact I am actually
26 years old.
Some of you may recall
because I don't and I'm old and stuff
Did I
tell you all the story last year
what happened when Jim Cummings arrived
But I don't think I told you what happened
a few nights later
Remember Lee Tokar?
Our Guest of Honor last year, delightful man
I love him to pieces, very sweet fellow
Lee started to get worried about me.
He said "You look like you're running yourself ragged."
And I said: *sigh*
[exhausted mumbling]
Hah....
26 years old...
And Lee said:
Why don't I take you across the street
and buy you a glass of wine?
Talk about invigorating
Let's go! Yay! Okay!
Lemme get some wine
Yes wine for me!
Here we go, yay!
We'll sit down and have some wine!
Lee bought me some wine and it was wonderful!
And I can have wine with Lee, it's wonderful!
And I poured the wine and I pulled it to
my lips....
And that's when I heard the sirens.
This was at TenPenny across the way,
and when I looked across the street
there were fire engines pulling into the Westin.
With their lights on.
And firemen in full
turnout gear carrying
hoses started to get out
of the fire engines and
go into the front.
Do any of you remember that?
I do!
I looked at Lee mournfully
said "Excuse me"...
and I went across
the street
very purposefully walked between
the fire engines, cross the fire#
lines, burst into the
front alongside with the fire
fighters and I shouted, and I appologize to the
children in the audience, I shouted
"Who the fuck set my hotel on fire???"
And all the furries in the lobby
said to me:
[Fox plays "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel]
I'm not gonna do all the verses because
there's like 10 million of them.
Thank you.
Basically, that's what they said!
And I went to Kelly Pride
beautiful lady, she
is our convention services manager,
I said "Kelly, what's going on?"
Well,...
You know...
I made a rule
that you cannot smoke your
electronic vapor cigarettes
in the Westin.
I might have mentioned to everybody that
every single rule we have is made
for a reason. This is not
whimsy on the part of Uncle
Kage, I don't wake up in the morning and say,
"I'm going to make a rule that's
going to totally dick with people!"
Rarely do I do that!
Only when it is absolutely
comedic!
In this case it was neccessary.
Because what had happened
was on the ninth floor
in the elevator lobby
a gentleman
*inhales noisibly*
was vaping!
And someone said,
"You should not be vaping, Sir!"
And the gentleman
annoyed by this said,
*inhales*
*exhales*
Right under the smoke particulate
sensor!
Which set off the fire alarm,
which summoned three fire companies
and dropped all the
elevators to the lobby!
You can punch me in the face.
You can trip me when I pass.
You can call my mother names.
But you do NOT SCREW WITH
MY ELEVATORS!!
No!
How many times have I told you?
It's not appropriate
to boop the nose!
No!
Bad!
Typical!
WAT?!
What do you want?
Photobooooomb!
Raahhh, furries!
Camera! Camera!
Omnomnomnomnom!
Oh maah gaaawwwwd!
Excuse me, furry!
Aaah!
Can't get it, can't get it!
Nope!
Aaah!
Come on!
Poof!
No!
Hahahah!
Where do you want me to go?
Are you going over here or over here?
Good enough, good enough, come on.
C'mon!
You wanna do it!
Come on, whoah!
Oh!
Shadowcat?
Hold him!
No! Naaahh!
Ah, crap!
Don't make me climb this,
I'm not gonna come down!
No!
Oh!
I'm stuck! Get me down! Help!
I'm a cat, not a dog!
Oh crap!
Aah, hi!
It's film.
It's film?? Hi!!
Hi, this is Anthrocon
What year? I don't even know!
3000!
Anthrocon 3003!
Three!
Not four.
1000, 2000, 3000!
We're being filmed!
Hey, who's this?
*laughs*
I'm so fucking out of it!
I'm sorry!
Yeah?
Heeeeey!
I'm gonna get you back.
I swear I'm soooo....
....great!
Is this going on YouTube?
No.
OMG, I'm so screwed.
I guess I'll see this and be like
"That raccoon is so...." Hahaha.
Oh shit, there's a camera in my face.
Wait a minute, I'm having fun tho!
Ahhh! It's that light again!
Why does it keep following me?
It's the elevator ride of Anthrocon.
How's everybosy doing in there?
Whoooooh! Haha!
See you later!
It's Saturday night, enjoy your...
It is not Saturday night!
What day is it!?
Sunday!
Oh gawd!!
Right!
I'll be okay!
Go on!
It's still like six o'clock!
It's not over until I go home!
I'm not going home until tomorrow!
It's not over until you go!
Right! It's not over until I go home.
Okay. Don't leave!
Cause I ain't done partying!
We'll party all night!
You know...
It's not over till it's over.
Got it!
Staying!
We're here to stay.
He talks a lot.
Oh yes, he does.
This is one of the most, cutest....
Look at this!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nononono, look into the camera.
This is BBF, this is Germany
I really have no clue how this...
person... animal....
awesome thing can be single!
It's video!
It's a camera!
Don't expect me to do something entertaining
I'm just real tired, BBF...
I'm just tired.
Here, have some bacon.
*squeak*
Ahahahah....
I'm allergic to bacon!
I'm so sorry!
It smells like bacon, too!
That was an experience,
I wasn't expecting that!
Uh oh....
UH OH!
You again!
Stalker!
Are you stalking me?
You ARE stalking me!
I got your solution to that!
[laughter]
Caught in the act!
Yeah!
I caught you!
You set yourself up!
I caught.... see?
Right in the front of the law!
There's a cop when you need one!
He's awesome by the way.
He's being passive!
But you know what?
It still doesn't matter!
Caught ya! Caught ya! Caught ya!
Beep!
Beep! Beep! Beep!
Omnomnomnomnomnom!
*giggles*
Oh, and here's one thing right there!
I got something else for you.
Raaahr! Gagagagagagaga!
*inhales*
Gagagagagagagagagaga!
Boop!
Yesss! Yessss!
YESSSSS!
YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!
YYEEEEEESSSSS!! AAAAHHHHH
Yes!
*chirrrrp* *squeak* *chirrrrrrp*
*chitter* *squeak!*
Oooooooohhhh.....
SenpaI noticed me!
You have a Super-8 camera?
Oh yeah!
Oh my god, Super-8 camera now in slow...
It's got a film inside.
Ahhh.
That's awesome. They're still available?
Yes, you can get it through
Kodak still makes it, Fuji still makes it...
Dead possum,
live possum.
Dead possum,
live possum.
It's the last night, what'cha gonna do about it?
Party hard, party more!
Party more, party hard...
Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd!
Yes! Noseboop Coopertom!
Noseboop Coopertom!
That's totally Coopertom!
I'm not Coopertom!
What are you doing? Stop it!
I'm not Coopertom!
Right here!
Noseboop that, come on!
You know you want it.
Come on, there you go!
Noo, NOOO!
DAMMIT!
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Ooooh! There you are!
I'm your friend!
Yeah!
Monday already, isn't it?
Monday night, or morning, holy crap!
It is!
Monday morning! Epic!
Just walked in here, in the Westin!
Oooh!
Ooooooh!
But it isn't over!
It's not over! It's not over!