Welc.... *pant*
Welcome to Anthrocon 2015,
still the largest furry convention in the
enti.... *cries*
*sobs*
Take 2!
Alright, 3, 2, 1...
Welcome to Anthrocon 2015,
still the largest furry convention in the world,
here in wonderful downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Everybody is looking forward to a wonderful time
this weekend, everything's been going
totally swimmingly so far, there've been
no problems... *cries*
3, 2, 1...
Everything's been going absolutely swimmingly
this weekend, as you can see,
the flags are.... not up but they
will be shortly
[car horn]
Fuck you!
And... sorry, it's Pittsburgh, you have to
do that. So,
Everybody is looking forward to an absolutely
smashing time, we look to
break 6000 attendees this year....
which... excites...
us tremendously, it's pro...
*pants again*
That's enough!
Help me!
I don't want to do this anymore!
Kage....
YEAH WHAT?!
You're beyond help.
WHAT?
I said you're beyond help!
Yes, I know!
Just like the rest of us!
Chairman fingers, here they go!
Start of the con!
You're in America!
Do American things!
Hello!
Aaah!
Schnauzenboppen!
Is this film?
No.
Oh, I didn't know that!
It's video!
Guten Tag!
Best one is: I haven't even had caffeine yet!
I showed up here last night, that place.
I drove nine hours
from friggin' Ralli, North Carolina
nine hours!
To here, it's
nine hours by car, 24 hours by
Panda. We drove long damn
distance from Ralli up here
and all I wanted was a
glass of Riesling. All I
wanted. I'm here, I just want my
damn glass of Riesling.
I went into this place
this place here. And I said
Let me see your wine list.
They showed me the wine list.
I'm like.... Hah, Riesling!
It's German! It's Kronenberg!
Perfect, that's all I need. I'd like
the German Riesling. That man, with a
big smile, said "Oh
we're out of that!
We're not gonna have any this week!"
And I said...
Now Cryo
who was next to me, quickly grabbed
the knife and the fork away from me
and took them away.
You'd think they would have stocked up for the con.
*yells* And I said:
"Do you know who I am?!"
And the man said,
"Why, did you forget?"
[fire sirens]
KEEP MOVING!
This is not for you!
NEIN!!!
It's for your mother.
Yah, I will give it to...
I can give it to her, too.
Yah, no, I'll give it to her!
Give it to her!
I will talk to her!
Yah, Iii......
Don't drink it by yourself!
Ja, ist für Mutti, ja! Yes, it's for mom!
I know who you are!
I know who YOU are!
Why are you pointing the camera at me?
What's interesting about me?
You ran into my frame!
How are you, Sir?
Very good!
Oh no!
Everywhere I turn, you're here!
You're here.
I'm just trying to enjoy my Anthrocon, okay?
And.... what? What?
What?
Hello, nice to meet you!
I'd smack....
smack his dirty smackles!
This is...
How are you doing?
Nice to meet you, Cooper!
Nice to meet... hello, I'm Coopertom!
Coopertom, I come from
the country, take a long time to come here!
Oh you must know my brother!
No no no, it's much too early!
The con hasn't even started yet!
So I can't even say...
where I'm at!
I'm incognito, you might say.
So there you go!
You have to wait!
*sob*
I'm on camera again!
What did I ever do to
deserve this?
I'm just so
uhm.
Hi people!
Welcome to MF....
It's not MFF, it's Anthrocon!
And you should be here right now because
it will be fun!
[beeping sounds from traffic light]
Piss?
Walk sign is on to cross Piss!
Go piss!
Nach hause! Home!
Hallo, grosse Kamera! Hello, big camera!
We went up the runway and down the runway
and up the runway and down the runway...
And then we took off!
The runway
one word.... eh, I'm just done.
Beer.
Thr first thing I see when I arrive in this lobby
is there are youngsters sticking
flashlights in my face
as if this were some sort of flash light
party. Did he have no respect
for elders these days? It is almost
as if I come here and they
try to drive me away! What is wrong
with you children these days? Have you no
respect for your elders?
I just heard from this very fine woman
that you have been in my cellars again!
Ahm... not actually IN
the cellars, I
was outside, ahm...
and?
Inquiring as to whether you were there!
Yes?
I encountered a guy
who looks like you but he was blue, I can't
remember his name but he invited me in
and asked me if I'd like to sit
and chat for a little bit and
we had a little bit of what was in the cellar.
Welcome to Anthrocon, Wednesday night!
No...
Thursday morning!
2000 - one - 15!
I'm drunk already.
I couldn't believe
EZ-Wolf
when he was complaining about this
fucking light!
Come at me bro, what is the highest setting?
Okay, I immediately regret this decision!
Ahhh, light!
I've got to go
towards the light!
Don't go towards the light, it hurts!
How are you doing man, I like that light
but it's in my eyes, can you take the light
down just a little bit?
It's a little bri... OH!
Trying to blind me?
Ìs that what you're gonna do?
You're really trying to blind me bro!
Do what I.... ah!
I can't handle this!
Really, you kinda blind me!
Go and give me some Whiskey
and we'll talk in a minute, okay?
Gimme some of....
some Whiskey and we'll talk the night.
We got another videocamera,
this is what I'm talking about
Don't do this video shit!
Ahh, ey!
Do not make my man noseboop
Cause what's gonna happen is we gonna bite you
and then... Nohohoho,
My lawyer said no cameras!
Ey!
You understand,
this is Michael Jackson of the fursuiters,
You don't talk to him!
No touching!
[very drunk singing]
Hey, das Licht ist unfair! Hey, that light is not fair!
Das funktioniert nicht! That doesn't work!
I think I know what's gonna happen here.
You're gonna smash me in the face with a camera, right?
No?
Have the tides turned? Have you
got new material or something?
You do!
You're not gonna noseboop me?
You're not gonna beep me anywhere else, right?
You're not gonna kick me anywhere else?
What you're gonna do?
What schemes are going on right now?
What are you thinking?
I wanna know!
Whoah!
I'm on the roof now!
What's going on?
It's like, okay...
This one? Or this one?
This one or this one? This one or this one?
I'm pretty sure it's that one!
But you're upside down!
That thing is upside down!
Gonna do a 3D thing maybe
like having to turn sideways?
What do you want from me?
Oh! Where did you get that?
I don't know where he pulled that one from!
I didn't even see....
Yeah, it's like Boom! Big camera!
Big camera!
I'm BBF! Big camera!
Big camera in your face!
What you're doing?
Go! Shoo! Shoo!
Shoo!
Hello! Welcome to Anthrocon!
Thank you!
Okay, here we are! BBF!
Take a look at the brand new and
improved Wilson T. Longtail!
New hat, new glasses,
beautiful fluffy yellow
fur, and look at my
sneakers way down here! Take a look!
Sneaky paws! You know why they're called
Sneaky Paws?
Sneakers and paws!
And I even made myself a little
watch! Look at that watch!
It's toon time!
Just how hot are you in that thing?
I'm not hot at all!
No way!
I'm from Florida. This is a beautiful...
This is okay to me!
You wanna know a little secret?
I got a fan in there!
Put your ear to my nose!
I bet not many furries say that to you!
Now you know my secret!
Have a great time here at Anthrocon 2015!
[car horn]
Yeah!
The con just got started
and BBF is all over this face!
Oh god! Oh!
He needs an adult! He needs an adult!
[car horn]
Oohh!
[car horn]
OOHH!
Traffic! Very dangerous!
Hello, Crafty Andy here on the scene and
as you can see here,
an ambulance has made its
presence known at the main
hotel here at Anthrocon. We
have no idea what's
upstairs but I'm sure
it involves a lot of booze
and a lot of penetration
and various that should not
be penetrated. So the lesson
for today is: If you're gonna party,
party hard but not too hard
otherwise, well...
You'll end up here.
Crafty Andy, out!
It's Thursday!
Thursday.
Already got one!
The con hasn't even started
and there's an ambulance in front of the lobby.
It's gonna be a really intense
convention.
Hello!
Hi my minions!
Welcome to the animal show!
We're gonna have lots and lots
of fun here at the convention
We're going to go crazy!
*laughs*
He's gone crazy! *laughs*
He's gone crazy!
Just look at him, he's crazier than me!
Cameras! Aaahahaha!
They're sucking the life outta me!
That's AC 2015!
I know you!
Hi!
*laughs evilly*
Sssshhhh!
Stuck in the middle with you!
Ya have to give me more booze!
I have no booze!
Anthrobooze!
I'm out of booze!
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Welcome to Anthrocon 2015
which apparently still is the largest furry convention in the world.
[applause]
And with this year's theme of the
Viking invasion I have
ordered the board of cirectors to wear these
historically inaccurate helmets all
weekend long. So you will be able to
reconize them by the helmet.
You might have noticed the sign
Last year I asked our graphics
person to kindly make a sign
that said "ASL" in sign language.
So he did.
That is not what I wanted.
So, thanks to
Tani DaReal, we have
a new sign
and I understand that
Rick had mentioned to me that
the folks from Sign Language Interpreting Professionals
wanted to take a moment to say something
before we begin.
At Sign Language Interpreting Professionals, every
year we award someone
with the slipper award
and the award goes to
either an individual or a company
who has shown that they
really want to be inclusive for the deaf
community, and over the past few
years we have to interpret at Anthrocon
and we've noticed that you go above
and beyond to be inclusive with your
deaf attendees and you make sure
the communication was there and
you're still contining to improve every year
so, this year we'd like to
give you the slipper award!
First I wanted to
introduce myself, my name is Sarah Shively
I'm an assistant programming
manager at the Western Pennsylvania Humane
Society, I've been working with the Humane Society
for about four and a half years
I've been in animal non profit
for about eight years now,
this, who is slightly more
exciting than I am, is
Adora, the bull! Get it?
Adora Bull....
This is Barkley!
Barkley will be joining us for the weekend
Welcome to Figgetcon!
That sounds good!
Do you care to stay up here and
Oh, I like it!
Yes, she must be here.
Now I'm part of the stupid hat club!
Furries ruin everything.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
even the board of directors can be artists!
As I was saying!
In the 1970s, a
remarkable figure
burst on the scene quite literally
burst on the scene from an egg,
and single-handedly created
the artform of the modern
sports mascot, we're incredibly
honored to have with us the original
San Diego Chicken who is up front here
The original, the incomparable
first sports mascot in the world,
the San Diego Chicken!
*chicken sounds*
I'm getting particularily horny right now.
Sam, our sign language interpreter
does not have a hat.
No, he doesn't!
I think Big definitely needs a hat!
This Conway guy is a douchebag and I'm gonna
kick his ass!
The reason the fursuit parade is going
outside is so we can give back
into some small way
to the people of Pittsburgh who have been so
welcoming to us.
As proven by the fact that I
called up the city planning
office and I said "I would like to close
for an entire day one of your major
downtown throughoutfares soa bunch of people
in animal costumes can walk along" and they said
Cool!
We'll do it!
We'll have busses rerouted, we'll close the
streets, no problem!
I love this town.
Sam, our new ASL interpreter
does not have a hat!
If he comes near me with that thing
I'm going to punch him in the teeth!
Sam, do it!
Big is right, he's a douchebag,
I'm gonna kick his ass too!
Any final words from our luminary guests
who are up here saying to themselves
"Oh god he's making us say things"
Miss Tran, Mister Chicken?
*cackles*
Alright,
with that, we're going to proclaim
Anthrocon 2015 open for business,
go have fun!
Uuh! I'm sorry! Hello!
Hey, I'm back!
Here! Right here!
Right here! I'm orange!
I'm orange, I say
"Look at me!"
Orange!
Uh oh, I know this guy!
This is not good! Nothing
good comes from this!
I want to tell everybody once again,
This is Anthrocon 2015
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
This is the heart and the place
for the furry fandom!
Welcome and enjoy the show!
See ya!
What's he doing?
What are you doing here?
I don't even know if you
got me in your camera view!
I'll be here for the panel!
You can film me there too!
Wow!
That's a bright light! Ow!
Okay, yay!
I think I remember you!
Hi! My name is Ali!
I love you guys!
I'm the owner here!
Thank you for coming this year again!
Go get him!
Hello Pittsburgh and greetings from Anthrocon 2015!
They're cute?
Wanna be one?
You'll find here scientists,
you'll find police officers,
fire fighters, teachers,
administrative assistants
He had breakfast this morning
with Dr. Conway, and
ordered eggs!
If you can't beat'em, eat'em!
Hi! How you're doing?
Hi!
Hi Sheppy!
Hi!
Du siehst aus wie der letzte Bauer! You look like a hobo!
Get the gatling!
Good morning Tilt!
How you're doing? Welcome to Anthrocon!
I jope you're having a good time!
I have, yes, you too?
Yes, I've come to meet the chicken, this one!
Wait, you're BigBlzeFox?
Yes!
Oh my god!
Oh... eh!
What'cha doin' brah!
What'cha doin'!
What you're doing?
What you're trying to do?
I wanna touch things but it doesn't touch!
*sigh*
These paws suck!
How are you guys today?
Good! How about you?
Doing good!
How many of these damn things do you need?
Sir, are you aware that you're a camera?
You should probably get that checked, like
do you wonder how you're seeing this video right now?
Because you're actually a camera!
That's a pretty serious problem
you should call your doctor right
now because
you're like "Dude, I'm a camera!"
You have to have that checked, dude!
That's how you see me right now.
You're not gonna win this time!
You do know this, right?
Even if you try!
Aaah!
*a-choo*
Wooooowwww...
What are you doing here?
Wooowwww!
Please.
have.
some.
water.
before.
you.
go.
out.
That is very
im - ppppphh - or - tahhnnt!!
I'll keep going!
Okay, I'm finished!
AC 2015!
Whooo!
Look at all these wonderful people!
Wonderful weekend,
wonderful weather,
yeeeaaaahhh!
We love you Pittsburgh!!! Whoooooo!
On behalf of Anthrocon,
we want to thank you all for your hospitality
You guys welcomed Anthrocon here
10 years ago, we made this
our home!
Anthrocon loves you
we let you share some of the
festivities! Now enjoy
the Anthrocon 2015
fursuit walk which I
suspect to be the first anual!
I always liked the con. I think
they like the con!
Hi there!