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Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.06,0:00:19.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi and welcome...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.92,0:00:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.34,0:00:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.84,0:00:21.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.26,0:00:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.56,0:00:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,to Anthro...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.98,0:00:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Anthro...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.16,0:00:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Anthro...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.52,0:00:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Antrocon
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.14,0:00:23.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Anthrocon!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.88,0:00:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Anthrr..thrrr.thrr..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.76,0:00:26.76,Default,,0,0,0,,2012!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.96,0:00:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,...14!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,..14!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.34,0:00:28.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi and...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.14,0:00:29.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Let me get you a drink!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.86,0:00:30.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Alcohol!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.56,0:02:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate this, always this...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.34,0:02:25.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't mind the camera, but that fucking bright light!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.82,0:02:27.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Look look look look how...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.28,0:02:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,...look how fucking big it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,it's...it's... RIDICULOUS!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,,doesn't make sense. It is ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.92,0:02:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Way too bright! There is another one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.36,0:02:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Too bright. The cameras, guys, are ok
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.64,0:02:42.32,Default,,0,0,0,,but get rid of those...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.10,0:02:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,...big lights! There you go. Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.58,0:02:51.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Be thankful for bright LEDs!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.24,0:02:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm beautiful now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.90,0:02:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on guys, enough. See you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.36,0:02:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dutch shot!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.36,0:03:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,What what what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.94,0:03:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dutch shot!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.66,0:03:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that? Dut... Dutch shots?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.08,0:03:05.22,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dutch shot{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.90,0:03:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Dutch shot?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.96,0:03:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Dutch. Shot.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.76,0:03:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Dutch shots, oh a tilt shot? Jaaa
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.22,0:03:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You know what a dutch shot...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.36,0:03:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Yes!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.18,0:03:10.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Yes, that's a dutch shot!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.82,0:03:47.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's my dollars?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.26,0:03:49.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Put the dollars in my waist band!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.96,0:03:51.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahh, I'm a waste!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.60,0:03:53.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Aaaahhhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.28,0:03:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I need a waist band!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.18,0:03:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mew!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.86,0:04:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[HONK]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.04,0:04:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Mew mew mew!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.12,0:04:29.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Mewmewmew!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.84,0:04:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,[HONK]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.04,0:04:35.74,Default,,0,0,0,,o/~ fish heads, fish heads, eat em up, yum! o/~
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.80,0:04:37.02,Default,,0,0,0,,MEW!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.16,0:04:52.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You're blinking!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.86,0:04:53.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm blinking!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.56,0:04:54.60,Default,,0,0,0,,What does it do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.60,0:04:55.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.00,0:04:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}What does it do?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.04,0:04:57.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It blinks!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.72,0:05:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a button for Ingress (a AR game made by Google)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.34,0:05:11.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The light, it's blinding me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.50,0:05:13.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Not again!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.96,0:05:30.38,Default,,0,0,0,,AHHHHH!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.38,0:05:31.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.52,0:05:59.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[HONK]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.46,0:06:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm supposed to be this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.74,0:06:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Not this ugly ass face!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.54,0:06:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No, don't go sit down!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.16,0:06:46.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't leave me with him!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.76,0:06:48.68,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.80,0:06:50.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Don"t leave me with him!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.50,0:06:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.82,0:06:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[BEEP]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.96,0:07:55.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! How are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.92,0:07:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i0}Hey, really really good{\i1}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.94,0:07:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Good to see you Doctor!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.36,0:07:58.76,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Ahh, wonderful!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.00,0:08:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Above and beyond!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.50,0:08:02.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.86,0:08:04.86,Default,,0,0,0,,so far this is amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.56,0:08:09.84,Default,,0,0,0,,This is amazing. I'm absolutely floored with the...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.84,0:08:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.98,0:08:14.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Royalty, I feel like royalty!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.14,0:08:21.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You guys must be exhausted!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.68,0:08:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been a long day...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.60,0:08:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The first flight was amazing. Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.70,0:08:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The second one was a little bit smaller but I didn't mind, and uhm...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.36,0:08:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Ah, wonderful, wonderful{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.42,0:08:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Never been... I've never been here before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.28,0:08:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,on my first Furry Convention
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.02,0:08:45.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Welcome to Pittsburgh! Welcome to Anthrocon!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.88,0:08:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I love it! I absolutely love it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.46,0:09:09.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my goodness. Hi! Omg a camera!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.86,0:09:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I got it first!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.18,0:09:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,He got it first!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.00,0:09:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,go pay attention to him!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.84,0:09:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I did!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.14,0:09:16.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Look at his shirt!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.54,0:09:19.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup. One day I'm gonna live up to this shirt. Yap!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.72,0:09:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Uhuh!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.90,0:09:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna see something special? Yank my tail! Yank it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.26,0:09:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}What does it do?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.30,0:09:30.42,Default,,0,0,0,,It comes off! Why are you pulling my tail off?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.42,0:09:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my goodness!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.24,0:09:34.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a hush puppy now!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.74,0:09:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}$10 . .. $10 ... go go go go!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.22,0:09:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Noooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.78,0:09:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}$10 here! $10 here!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.06,0:09:40.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.48,0:09:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}$10! $10!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.98,0:10:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,We're probably violating elevator security rules right now
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.78,0:10:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm surprised they haven't called the Dorsai yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.98,0:10:07.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Yap
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.86,0:10:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,My tail fell off
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.92,0:10:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I have leprosy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.78,0:10:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what it's called: Leprosy
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.16,0:10:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Lepro-here and lepro-hey, yup
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.04,0:10:44.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.44,0:11:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The con hasn't started yet
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.74,0:11:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,nothing going on
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.50,0:11:20.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why you're...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.46,0:11:22.82,Default,,0,0,0,,filming. There is just nothing here!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.82,0:11:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just a normal guy, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.80,0:11:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,gettin all close in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.86,0:11:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,you're like my personal..OH MY GOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.30,0:11:32.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohh..
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.14,0:11:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Beep!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.82,0:11:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to Anthrocon!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.32,0:12:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Come and join us in our...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.90,0:12:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,street side cafe here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.14,0:12:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Breakfast from the Brown Bag Deli, outside here
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.10,0:12:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,in front of the Westin. 2014. I'm Tilt Longtail
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.82,0:12:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you ready for a fun time?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.90,0:12:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes? Me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.70,0:12:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello Anthrocon, this is..
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.00,0:12:40.78,Default,,0,0,0,,JBadger here. Welcoming you to a con!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.36,0:12:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a good time!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.10,0:12:44.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Do not poke me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.62,0:12:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Noooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.34,0:12:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, stop poking meee!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.20,0:12:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.52,0:12:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.98,0:12:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,BBF!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.38,0:12:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.76,0:13:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Best part of the convention...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.92,0:13:18.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Loading and take things up the stair...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.16,0:13:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,...STAIRS!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.10,0:13:22.10,Default,,0,0,0,,These are the carts that don't work.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.76,0:13:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I love this. I'm looking forward to load out out later.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.54,0:13:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that's weird, being on this side of the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.42,0:14:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Irgendwie angekommen...\N(Somehow arrived)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.08,0:14:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Irgendwie. Frag nicht wie!\N(Somehow. Don't ask how.)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.10,0:14:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Frag nicht!\N(Don't ask!)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.36,0:14:33.40,Default,,0,0,0,,>> NOM
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.50,0:15:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[DING]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.42,0:15:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to Anthrocon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.02,0:15:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,2014!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.76,0:15:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's beautiful in Pittsburgh. Why aren't you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.70,0:15:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.30,0:15:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is this being filmed? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.08,0:16:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it is three cameras. Lovely... lovely...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.18,0:16:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,They are getting it from the inside? Wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.36,0:16:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, that's what she said.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.68,0:16:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the culprit right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.46,0:16:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey everyone in BBF Land!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.58,0:16:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't get inside
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.66,0:17:08.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Your reward is a water bottle
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.48,0:18:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Stealing my Soul!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.20,0:18:09.84,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}25times per second!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.12,0:18:22.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Beep!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.40,0:18:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Boop!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.20,0:19:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Boop!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.06,0:19:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi again! Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.40,0:19:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you like my pile?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.42,0:19:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Cameratime *rawrawrawrawrawraw*
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.46,0:19:53.48,Default,,0,0,0,,*rawrawrawrawrawraw*
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.90,0:21:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He's giving free blowjobs to everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.10,0:21:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.74,0:21:48.96,Default,,0,0,0,,This should be a staff thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.92,0:21:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No! NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.46,0:22:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Does that work?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.86,0:22:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yea it works!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.68,0:22:06.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't tell but my hair is really blowing right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.96,0:22:10.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It's blowing so fast, it's faster than the speed of light{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.86,0:22:12.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}It's gone already!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.06,0:22:14.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.32,0:22:16.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did it go?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.48,0:22:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's why we don't have em!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.06,0:22:20.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Obviously. Now we know!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.00,0:22:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,HELP US PLEEEASE!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.76,0:22:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,He's like: It looks like a puppy...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.38,0:22:59.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It kinda smells like a puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.20,0:23:03.88,Default,,0,0,0,,He's trying to playpose right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.12,0:23:31.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You stole my seat!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.66,0:23:34.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You're now on staff!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.72,0:23:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No! Don't wanna be on staff!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.62,0:23:38.82,Default,,0,0,0,,NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.52,0:24:00.42,Default,,0,0,0,,AHHH! It's glowing!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.64,0:24:06.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It's evil! You're evil!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.48,0:24:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,AAARRRGHhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.62,0:24:55.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Allright. It's this guy with the camera!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:56.30,0:24:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This guy here. Look at this guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.22,0:25:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's a professional stuff going on.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.16,0:25:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Yea with the bright lights.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.12,0:25:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,*mewmewmewmew!*
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.12,0:25:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,MEEWWW!!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.08,0:25:18.74,Default,,0,0,0,,*mewmewmew mew mew*
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.02,0:31:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Hi!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:20.70,0:31:23.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a great Weekend alright? High five! Nosebeep!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:23.60,0:31:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,*BOOP*
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.50,0:31:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT IS THAT?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:47.58,0:31:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT IS THAT???
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.58,0:31:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT IS THAT??????
Dialogue: 0,0:31:50.74,0:31:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}A beer bike!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:31:51.82,0:31:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why don't we have this in Australia?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.52,0:33:47.34,Default,,0,0,0,,This guy right here... This guy right here...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:47.82,0:33:51.94,Default,,0,0,0,,He needs to be the guest of honor at Anthrocon 2015!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:02.12,0:34:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to Tonic where they paw Furries.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:26.22,0:35:28.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ask questions. That's the thing
Dialogue: 0,0:35:28.84,0:35:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ask any questions!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:32.36,0:35:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Some things are best left unanswered.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:35.78,0:35:38.92,Default,,0,0,0,,His Name is Paul though. Remember that!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.98,0:35:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Paul the leg
Dialogue: 0,0:35:46.10,0:35:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Fayroe, what did you do with the rest of her?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:48.60,0:35:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I was hungry!
Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.64,0:35:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I see that!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.34,0:35:53.64,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Is this not edible?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.00,0:35:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Naah, I keep it as a "shoevenir"
Dialogue: 0,0:36:22.38,0:36:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a camera war!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:40.60,0:36:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:41.46,0:36:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,It's me, Greifer
Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.36,0:36:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Anthrocon 2014
Dialogue: 0,0:36:45.74,0:36:49.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello furry fandom! Hello Big Blue Fox!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:49.52,0:36:50.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[SMOOCH]
Dialogue: 0,0:40:46.76,0:40:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm kinda dead now!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:10.50,0:41:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to Anthrocon
Dialogue: 0,0:41:12.42,0:41:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,2014, as far as we can tell still ongoing largest furry convention in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:41:22.64,0:41:25.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning everyone. My name is Douglas Muth
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.18,0:41:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,some of you know me as Giza, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:28.14,0:41:29.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh wow, two people clapped.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:30.34,0:41:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,[LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.88,0:41:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That would be your mom and dad
Dialogue: 0,0:41:39.92,0:41:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,For those of you who where late registering last night
Dialogue: 0,0:41:43.06,0:41:46.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize again. Giza very explicitly
Dialogue: 0,0:41:46.52,0:41:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,told me not to buy the cheap laptops
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.62,0:41:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,on ebay that I thought would save us some money
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.66,0:41:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It did....
Dialogue: 0,0:41:54.64,0:41:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.90,0:41:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I would like to invite first Mr. Lee Tockar
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.84,0:42:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Lee, come out here. You have heard him in about 7000 voices.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:22.10,0:42:23.68,Default,,0,0,0,,That's about to be Twittered folks!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:26.70,0:42:28.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi everybody. How is everybody doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:29.90,0:42:31.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Having fun so far?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:32.38,0:42:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,'s gonna be fantastic. This is my first furry convention!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:34.84,0:42:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so... I'm so... I...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:36.80,0:42:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I slipped down the rabbit hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:39.78,0:42:42.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I really have, I really have. You guys are just...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:42.38,0:42:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,amazing. I am in awe!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:45.24,0:42:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I am in awe!
Dialogue: 0,0:42:46.48,0:42:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,of your fantastic costumes.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:49.12,0:42:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[LAUGHTER]
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.70,0:42:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I'm looking at him, doing the signing...
Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.40,0:42:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,...and he's gonna be signing about himself
Dialogue: 0,0:42:59.10,0:43:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,See? It's the circle of life.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.44,0:43:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So my name is Lee Tockar and I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:43:03.62,0:43:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,so happy to be here. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:43:06.68,0:43:09.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Kage, and thank you to all the volunteers and staff
Dialogue: 0,0:43:09.98,0:43:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,for really making me feel so special
Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.48,0:43:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for these kind, spontanous
Dialogue: 0,0:43:17.40,0:43:19.90,Default,,0,0,0,, and unrehearsed words Lee. You are a
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.90,0:43:23.38,Default,,0,0,0,,agreed upon some... uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:23.38,0:43:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello meanwhile! Vote for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:25.94,0:43:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes hello, you'll feel the difference. Now avaliable in supository for home
Dialogue: 0,0:43:30.56,0:43:32.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.04,0:43:36.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi everybody, you probably wondering why Lee and I called you here
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.44,0:43:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I know I am. But a good news, I'm a furry too. I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.28,0:43:43.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I kinda. If I where naked, you'd swear there was the
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.02,0:43:45.02,Default,,0,0,0,,cutest badger in the world up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:45.42,0:43:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,But uhm
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.02,0:43:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm not
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.36,0:43:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But I will be later for your personal enjoyment and
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.82,0:43:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,you'll have to make a separate appointment for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.62,0:43:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway. I'm just glad to be here. Thank you very much
Dialogue: 0,0:43:57.68,0:43:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean gosh, everybody I know this far!
Dialogue: 0,0:43:59.80,0:44:03.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Bonkers, Winnie The Pooh, Tigger and...
Dialogue: 0,0:44:03.50,0:44:07.78,Default,,0,0,0,,just keep on bouncing, you know what I'm saying?\NDon't be ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:09.30,0:44:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And please, every last one of you stay as sweet as honey forever
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.44,0:44:17.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I would really appreciate that, ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.88,0:44:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yes, and happy Independence Day!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:21.24,0:44:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm feeling rather independent. How about you Sam?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:26.56,0:44:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, this year we are extremely pleased to invite a Pittsburgh treasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:30.80,0:44:33.92,Default,,0,0,0,,The National Aviary. Located right here downtown.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:33.92,0:44:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to invite some of their folk to come out and introduce themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:38.72,0:44:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,to this August capital!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:41.12,0:44:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, how is everybody doing today?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.08,0:44:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[CHEERING]
Dialogue: 0,0:44:44.94,0:44:48.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well welcome back to Pittsburgh, and for those of you\Nthat haven't been here before: Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:44:48.88,0:44:53.06,Default,,0,0,0,,We're very exited to have you here and very thankful\Nthat you have chosen us this year
Dialogue: 0,0:44:53.10,0:44:54.76,Default,,0,0,0,,as your beneficiary.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.92,0:44:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have some special guests today, they're gonna be joining me
Dialogue: 0,0:44:57.94,0:45:00.74,Default,,0,0,0,,you see when I said I was coming to the convention
Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.86,0:45:02.24,Default,,0,0,0,,they had to show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.34,0:45:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,They pestered me and pestered me, so here they are!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:05.08,0:45:08.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We have, Disco...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:08.22,0:45:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Dianna...
Dialogue: 0,0:45:10.22,0:45:12.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Tribby and Kathy.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:12.22,0:45:16.10,Default,,0,0,0,,she loves the camera so of course she's gonna go right over there and hog the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:16.10,0:45:18.10,Default,,0,0,0,,now what's really important to know is:
Dialogue: 0,0:45:18.10,0:45:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,that once, 5 years ago there were 60.000
Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.92,0:45:23.92,Default,,0,0,0,,of these birds in the wild.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:23.92,0:45:25.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Today there is 20.000
Dialogue: 0,0:45:26.78,0:45:30.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Part of the National Aviary's mission is conservation
Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.66,0:45:36.44,Default,,0,0,0,,We're leaders in aviary training, conservation, medical care and husbandry.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:36.78,0:45:40.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, with these beautiful birds to work with. How can you not be inspired?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.88,0:45:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,We hope that you support our mission
Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.36,0:45:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,inspiring the respect for nature
Dialogue: 0,0:45:48.22,0:45:52.18,Default,,0,0,0,,There was something that I was given. It was delivered in this black case
Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.18,0:45:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,handcuffed to the wrist of one of the members of Visit Pittsburgh
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.04,0:46:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,We couldn't find the key, the lady is now called "lefty"
Dialogue: 0,0:46:01.24,0:46:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,[LAUGHTER]
Dialogue: 0,0:46:03.46,0:46:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But this black case which looks extremely expensive, I think I'm going to keep it
Dialogue: 0,0:46:07.70,0:46:10.36,Default,,0,0,0,,contained this folder.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:10.60,0:46:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,and this folder, as I opened it, reads:
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.10,0:46:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Whereas Anthrocon is the worlds largest gathering of people who are
Dialogue: 0,0:46:18.66,0:46:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,fascinated by anthropomorphics (which are humanlike animal characters)
Dialogue: 0,0:46:22.12,0:46:25.30,Default,,0,0,0,,and whereas Anthrocon began in 1997 has
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.30,0:46:28.30,Default,,0,0,0,,been in held in Pittsburgh since 2006
Dialogue: 0,0:46:28.30,0:46:31.80,Default,,0,0,0,,whereas attendees will be raising money for the national aviary
Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.80,0:46:37.44,Default,,0,0,0,,as well as enjoying workshops and seminars\Nin acting, costume building, animation, art and design
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.44,0:46:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,whereas Anthrocon's organizers and attendees are being remarkably loyal to
Dialogue: 0,0:46:42.04,0:46:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,our city and each year Pittsburgh is looking forward to their arrival
Dialogue: 0,0:46:45.68,0:46:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Now therefor be it resolved that I, William Peduto, Mayor of  the City of Pittsburgh
Dialogue: 0,0:46:49.90,0:46:55.74,Default,,0,0,0,,do hereby declare July 5th, 2014 Anthrocon Day\Nhere in our most livable city of Pittsburgh!
Dialogue: 0,0:46:55.78,0:47:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:05.34,0:47:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,A very very small note
Dialogue: 0,0:47:07.46,0:47:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not here to debate the plusses or minusses, both the Westin
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.54,0:47:17.38,Default,,0,0,0,,and the Convention center asked those of you who enjoy electronic cigarettes
Dialogue: 0,0:47:17.38,0:47:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,kind to do so outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:19.38,0:47:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I did not ask why. I simply took them at their word.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:22.90,0:47:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Last night, when the smoke alarm went off we found out why.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:27.08,0:47:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Anything else, my colleagues up here?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.76,0:47:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,if not, then I officially proclaim Anthrocon 2014
Dialogue: 0,0:47:35.06,0:47:37.28,Default,,0,0,0,,to be opened. Go have fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.28,0:47:43.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:47:55.88,0:47:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I like the fuzzy thing up here!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:58.12,0:47:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like: Watch it, this gonna be great!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.97,0:48:01.97,Default,,0,0,0,,HURRICANE SOUND EFFECT!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:38.28,0:51:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,BBF!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:42.02,0:51:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Nahm!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:09.00,0:52:11.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Nomnomnomnom! Ahnomnom!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.25,0:57:13.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no, it's you again!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.05,0:57:14.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:14.65,0:57:16.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Nono, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.11,0:57:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, check out all that other stuff over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.11,0:57:20.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Lots of cool stuff over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:20.11,0:57:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't need to look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.51,0:57:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,There's so much really neat stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:23.40,0:57:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other side of the camera!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:25.40,0:57:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't give me the stick! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:27.40,0:57:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Nonono, nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.20,0:57:31.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:57:31.51,0:57:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:33.80,0:57:35.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, I'm ready for ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:35.94,0:57:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm ready for ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.48,0:57:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh come on, alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:40.17,0:57:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We're good!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:41.20,0:57:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Just look at all the dealers at all the tables!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.31,0:57:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There's all that crazy stuff over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:45.00,0:57:46.77,Default,,0,0,0,,There's some stuff, there's some stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.77,0:57:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't need to look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:48.08,0:57:49.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to pay attention to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.34,0:57:50.65,Default,,0,0,0,,There's so much at the whole convention
Dialogue: 0,0:57:50.65,0:57:52.65,Default,,0,0,0,,other than smacking people in the face!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:53.05,0:57:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,OW!!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:54.05,0:57:56.05,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what you wanted!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.40,0:57:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.74,0:58:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Every year I come here,
Dialogue: 0,0:58:00.25,0:58:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,you smack me with those cameras!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:01.88,0:58:03.88,Default,,0,0,0,,*whines*
Dialogue: 0,0:58:38.70,0:58:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This is not what it looks like.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:19.57,1:00:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You are fabulous!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:21.25,1:00:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.31,1:00:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I got my sunglasses on!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:28.71,1:00:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1} Oh god.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:02:41.14,1:02:43.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This. Right here. Evil.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:43.48,1:02:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It... nah.... you....
Dialogue: 0,1:02:45.48,1:02:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks cute, but it's evil!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.48,1:02:49.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This thing has been chasing me for years!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:49.48,1:02:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:50.54,1:02:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you do that?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:54.62,1:02:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It wants my soul.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.34,1:03:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh!!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:05.25,1:03:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Video!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:06.20,1:03:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.02,1:03:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoah you're taking video...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.02,1:03:11.02,Default,,0,0,0,,ahhhbllbllbllblllbllwarghlblarghl...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:12.77,1:03:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,WOW!!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.77,1:03:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Such.... Fur...!
Dialogue: 0,1:03:18.62,1:03:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,What does I do right now?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:20.68,1:03:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1} Just be cute.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:03:22.68,1:03:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,, Uh... be cute?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:24.42,1:03:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Yes!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.58,1:03:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}(sings){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:04:42.28,1:04:43.40,Default,,0,0,0,,*chirp chirp!*
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.45,1:04:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,*CHIRP!!*
Dialogue: 0,1:05:19.42,1:05:22.17,Default,,0,0,0,, It won't stop following me!
Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.08,1:05:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,, Rrraah?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:14.18,1:06:16.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Delicious snakeyness!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:16.45,1:06:18.11,Default,,0,0,0,,So yummy!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:50.14,1:06:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me show you about this:
Dialogue: 0,1:06:52.85,1:06:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,This big invention we have come up with:
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.14,1:06:58.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you tired of having to
Dialogue: 0,1:06:58.85,1:07:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,drop booze on the floor and lick it up
Dialogue: 0,1:07:01.00,1:07:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,as is the custom way to do this?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:03.48,1:07:04.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Because until now,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:04.85,1:07:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,there's been no other way
Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.20,1:07:08.11,Default,,0,0,0,,but to dump on floor and lick it up.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.11,1:07:10.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You get hair on tongue, you get dirt on tongue,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.11,1:07:11.77,Default,,0,0,0,,it's very unpleasant.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:11.77,1:07:14.82,Default,,0,0,0,,But now, because of Ranting Gryphon Technologies,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:14.82,1:07:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,we have invented: Glass!
Dialogue: 0,1:07:16.48,1:07:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Tiny glass, you put in booze,
Dialogue: 0,1:07:18.20,1:07:19.51,Default,,0,0,0,,and then throw in mouth.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.51,1:07:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,No need for dirty floors anymore.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:21.82,1:07:23.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Only by 2, the Ranting Gryphon.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.25,1:08:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, here we are at Tonic!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:09.57,1:08:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,, Relaxing...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:12.77,1:08:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,, Oh, don't videotape my worn out paws!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:16.91,1:08:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so embarassed by my worn out paws.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.14,1:08:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I brought some beer
Dialogue: 0,1:08:22.85,1:08:24.85,Default,,0,0,0,,for BBF, but he has to share
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.85,1:08:26.85,Default,,0,0,0,,it with you, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:26.85,1:08:29.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I brought some Florida beer to get you in the mood!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:14.22,1:10:15.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Anybody out there....
Dialogue: 0,1:10:15.51,1:10:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,,wanna run a furry convention?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:17.08,1:10:18.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[audience cheers]
Dialogue: 0,1:10:18.71,1:10:19.57,Default,,0,0,0,,You're hired.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:19.57,1:10:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's your con!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.77,1:10:27.71,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a difficult job...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.71,1:10:30.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I am very fortunate
Dialogue: 0,1:10:30.60,1:10:32.60,Default,,0,0,0,,to have, uh...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:32.60,1:10:34.60,Default,,0,0,0,,small rewards
Dialogue: 0,1:10:36.51,1:10:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,... multiple times over...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:45.57,1:10:48.80,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, there's a lost badge
Dialogue: 0,1:10:48.80,1:10:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,that has been turned in
Dialogue: 0,1:10:50.80,1:10:52.80,Default,,0,0,0,,if there is a....
Dialogue: 0,1:10:52.80,1:10:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,K.P. in the audience....
Dialogue: 0,1:10:55.42,1:10:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[audience laughter]
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.68,1:10:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Your badge is
Dialogue: 0,1:10:59.45,1:11:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,up here on stage
Dialogue: 0,1:11:03.25,1:11:05.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You know where to find it.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:07.68,1:11:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know how the hell it happened
Dialogue: 0,1:11:09.22,1:11:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,but I wound up on stage and at the same
Dialogue: 0,1:11:11.22,1:11:13.22,Default,,0,0,0,,time FoxAmoore was on stage and
Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.22,1:11:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I crashed his concert, I thought it was my
Dialogue: 0,1:11:15.22,1:11:17.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Story Hour and I walked up here and I was like
Dialogue: 0,1:11:17.22,1:11:19.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh... wh... whatcha doin here?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.97,1:11:21.48,Default,,0,0,0,,And I said: "I'm here to tell stories
Dialogue: 0,1:11:21.48,1:11:24.05,Default,,0,0,0,,you goddamn.... git off mah stage!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:24.05,1:11:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,He wouldn't go off my stage so we just kept on
Dialogue: 0,1:11:26.05,1:11:28.05,Default,,0,0,0,, going, and it kind of works so
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.05,1:11:30.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to ask FoxAmoore
Dialogue: 0,1:11:30.05,1:11:32.05,Default,,0,0,0,,to come up and do it again!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:34.71,1:11:36.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you noticed we're changing
Dialogue: 0,1:11:36.48,1:11:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,our sign motive to Anthrocons
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.48,1:11:40.28,Default,,0,0,0,,colors which are Pittsburgh's colors
Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.28,1:11:42.28,Default,,0,0,0,,the black and gold,
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.65,1:11:47.05,Default,,0,0,0,,So I call up the guy
Dialogue: 0,1:11:47.05,1:11:49.05,Default,,0,0,0,,who designs my signs and I said:
Dialogue: 0,1:11:49.05,1:11:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I need you to re-do
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.05,1:11:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,The ASL signs!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.05,1:11:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Please put them
Dialogue: 0,1:11:55.05,1:11:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,on the black and gold motive.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.42,1:11:59.42,Default,,0,0,0,,ASL and Sign language.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:59.42,1:12:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I like having staff that does everything
Dialogue: 0,1:12:01.28,1:12:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I ask....
Dialogue: 0,1:12:16.97,1:12:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks guys,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:20.25,1:12:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll have another one made next year.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:23.82,1:12:24.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway,
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.34,1:12:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,There are challenges
Dialogue: 0,1:12:28.71,1:12:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,involved with running Anthrocon.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:31.20,1:12:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,One of them is being the guy
Dialogue: 0,1:12:32.91,1:12:34.91,Default,,0,0,0,,who is required to
Dialogue: 0,1:12:34.91,1:12:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,get up on stage and
Dialogue: 0,1:12:37.54,1:12:40.17,Default,,0,0,0,,drink himself embarassingly into a stupor
Dialogue: 0,1:12:40.17,1:12:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and tells stories until he falls down and throws up on his shoes.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:45.51,1:12:47.77,Default,,0,0,0,,That's my job.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:48.40,1:12:50.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the chairman of the convention
Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.05,1:12:52.57,Default,,0,0,0,,but I'm also a storyteller.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:53.57,1:12:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Recontour, call it what you will.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:56.80,1:12:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,People fly me all over the world
Dialogue: 0,1:12:58.40,1:13:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,to get up on stage and drink
Dialogue: 0,1:13:00.40,1:13:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,myself into a stupor and fall down and throw
Dialogue: 0,1:13:02.40,1:13:04.77,Default,,0,0,0,,up on my shoes - but I must do it well:
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.77,1:13:06.77,Default,,0,0,0,,because I've performed on
Dialogue: 0,1:13:06.77,1:13:08.05,Default,,0,0,0,,3, 4 different continents,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:08.05,1:13:10.05,Default,,0,0,0,,8 million countries and
Dialogue: 0,1:13:10.05,1:13:12.05,Default,,0,0,0,,oh, I get presents!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.34,1:13:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Usually, I've got my whole
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.91,1:13:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,story repertoire
Dialogue: 0,1:13:19.91,1:13:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,written out here
Dialogue: 0,1:13:21.91,1:13:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,before Anthrocon.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:24.45,1:13:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And then,
Dialogue: 0,1:13:25.91,1:13:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,the actual day of preparation
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.91,1:13:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,arrive...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:29.91,1:13:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,, .... and shit starts to happen and I get more stories.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:34.54,1:13:36.68,Default,,0,0,0,, Like the other day...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:36.68,1:13:38.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Tuesday.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.68,1:13:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I arrived Tuesday
Dialogue: 0,1:13:40.68,1:13:42.68,Default,,0,0,0,,very early in the morning
Dialogue: 0,1:13:42.68,1:13:44.68,Default,,0,0,0,,on Wednesday I went to pick up the
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.68,1:13:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Trucks. Remember the story with the Truck
Dialogue: 0,1:13:46.68,1:13:48.68,Default,,0,0,0,,from last year?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.11,1:13:52.22,Default,,0,0,0,,The big 24ft truck which I can't have anymore
Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.22,1:13:54.22,Default,,0,0,0,,because of some stupid law?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:55.34,1:13:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Welcome to Pennsylvania!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:13:56.62,1:13:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I come from here, remember.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:59.68,1:14:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway,
Dialogue: 0,1:14:00.62,1:14:03.60,Default,,0,0,0,,  I was wise to get two smaller trucks.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.60,1:14:05.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I told the truck rental fellows, that
Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.60,1:14:08.65,Default,,0,0,0,,those trucks must be dock-height
Dialogue: 0,1:14:08.65,1:14:10.65,Default,,0,0,0,,because we've got these big
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.65,1:14:12.65,Default,,0,0,0,,palettes with stuff on it that we roll
Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.65,1:14:14.65,Default,,0,0,0,,onto the truck.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.65,1:14:16.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It must have a lift-gate so we
Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.65,1:14:18.65,Default,,0,0,0,,can take these things up and down.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:21.97,1:14:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,, I've been calling them every few weeks to say,
Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.40,1:14:26.77,Default,,0,0,0,,"Make sure you'll have those trucks for me and they're dock-height."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.77,1:14:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,"Yes, yes absolutely, dock-height, they have lift-gates."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:30.48,1:14:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Something shifted in reality
Dialogue: 0,1:14:32.08,1:14:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,on Tuesday night because
Dialogue: 0,1:14:34.08,1:14:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,when I called to say "I'm coming for the
Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.08,1:14:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,trucks tomorrow", they said:
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.14,1:14:39.14,Default,,0,0,0,,"What trucks?"
Dialogue: 0,1:14:40.11,1:14:42.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, "The ones that are dock-height with lift-gates"
Dialogue: 0,1:14:42.77,1:14:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,They said "What are you smoking, we don't have
Dialogue: 0,1:14:44.17,1:14:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,trucks like that!"
Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.80,1:14:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I began to get
Dialogue: 0,1:14:52.28,1:14:53.80,Default,,0,0,0,,vexed...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:55.85,1:14:58.34,Default,,0,0,0,, So I called around the trucking agencies
Dialogue: 0,1:14:58.34,1:15:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and I said, "I need two trucks,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:00.00,1:15:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,they must be dock height and
Dialogue: 0,1:15:02.08,1:15:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,they must have liftgates and I WANT THEM NOW
Dialogue: 0,1:15:04.08,1:15:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,BECAUSE I OWN THIS GODDAMN CITY
Dialogue: 0,1:15:05.97,1:15:08.60,Default,,0,0,0,, AND THAT MEANS I OWN YOUR SOUL!!!!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:11.82,1:15:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't actually say that....
Dialogue: 0,1:15:15.34,1:15:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,, Actually, yes, I did.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:17.65,1:15:19.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that I think about it, I did!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:20.31,1:15:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a little....
Dialogue: 0,1:15:22.25,1:15:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,  vexed....
Dialogue: 0,1:15:25.74,1:15:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,But I found a place, they said "Yes!"
Dialogue: 0,1:15:28.34,1:15:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, we have trucks,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:29.34,1:15:31.34,Default,,0,0,0,,we've got two 16ft truchs, they're dock-height,
Dialogue: 0,1:15:31.34,1:15:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,and they have liftgates.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.85,1:15:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,"Great, wonderful, you're our man!"
Dialogue: 0,1:15:37.40,1:15:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,we're gonna drive out
Dialogue: 0,1:15:38.20,1:15:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,get the trucks
Dialogue: 0,1:15:38.62,1:15:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,,we're gonna get the stuff
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.31,1:15:40.57,Default,,0,0,0,,we're gonna roll the things onto the...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:40.57,1:15:42.40,Default,,0,0,0,,we're going to come here to the DLLCC
Dialogue: 0,1:15:42.40,1:15:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll go off-load
Dialogue: 0,1:15:43.00,1:15:43.80,Default,,0,0,0,,and everybody will be happy
Dialogue: 0,1:15:43.80,1:15:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,and we'll be on time....
Dialogue: 0,1:15:47.08,1:15:48.85,Default,,0,0,0,,We got to the trucking place
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.85,1:15:50.02,Default,,0,0,0,,the first thing I noticed was:
Dialogue: 0,1:15:50.02,1:15:52.02,Default,,0,0,0,,the gentleman who owns it is a midget.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.02,1:15:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:53.94,1:15:55.94,Default,,0,0,0,,A little person. I appologize.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:55.94,1:15:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a very dreadful thing to say. But:
Dialogue: 0,1:15:57.37,1:15:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, his dock is here.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:59.37,1:16:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,My dock is here.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:01.37,1:16:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the problem.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.62,1:16:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Dock-height? Okay,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:05.74,1:16:07.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I just didn't tell him what kind of dock. 
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.74,1:16:09.74,Default,,0,0,0,, I meant like a real-world dock...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:09.74,1:16:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,an actual dock that exists here,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:11.45,1:16:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,not in Narnia...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.45,1:16:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,, We made a good game of it!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:15.91,1:16:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,  We tried to roll the
Dialogue: 0,1:16:17.91,1:16:19.54,Default,,0,0,0,,palette-jacks onto the, basically,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.54,1:16:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,this kind of way:
Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.80,1:16:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,BONK!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:22.20,1:16:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,, And it stopped...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.77,1:16:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,While the stuff 
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.17,1:16:28.17,Default,,0,0,0,,crew were busily
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.17,1:16:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,unpacking the palettes...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:30.51,1:16:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,to re-pack them on the truck,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:32.77,1:16:34.77,Default,,0,0,0,,down that 10 inches,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:35.31,1:16:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I went into the office,
Dialogue: 0,1:16:37.00,1:16:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a lovely
Dialogue: 0,1:16:39.00,1:16:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,lady named Jen there....
Dialogue: 0,1:16:41.00,1:16:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I said "Jen, quick, get on the Intertubes
Dialogue: 0,1:16:43.00,1:16:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I nedd the telephone number
Dialogue: 0,1:16:45.00,1:16:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,for U-Line corporation - They are an industrial
Dialogue: 0,1:16:47.00,1:16:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,supplier. I called them up
Dialogue: 0,1:16:49.00,1:16:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and the lady answered and I said "Hi!
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.00,1:16:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna buy a forklift! 
Dialogue: 0,1:16:53.00,1:16:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How much???"...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:54.40,1:16:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,She said "$30.000!!"
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.40,1:17:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow....
Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.28,1:17:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want THAT forklift.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.08,1:17:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have, like, 
Dialogue: 0,1:17:06.57,1:17:08.97,Default,,0,0,0,,like, "My First Forklift"?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:08.97,1:17:10.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Fisher-Price Forklift?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:13.28,1:17:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I just need....
Dialogue: 0,1:17:14.80,1:17:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,like, a little forklift. 
Dialogue: 0,1:17:19.40,1:17:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,A little baby forklift...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:22.00,1:17:24.51,Default,,0,0,0,,cute... little rattle....
Dialogue: 0,1:17:24.51,1:17:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,... lifts its forks up...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.42,1:17:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And she said:
Dialogue: 0,1:17:29.60,1:17:31.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes we do!
Dialogue: 0,1:17:34.45,1:17:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,, "What's it look like?"
Dialogue: 0,1:17:36.17,1:17:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,She said, 
Dialogue: 0,1:17:37.05,1:17:39.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's got forks...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:40.17,1:17:41.94,Default,,0,0,0,,They go up and down...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:42.34,1:17:44.82,Default,,0,0,0,,and I said "Wait, wait, Jen..."
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.82,1:17:46.82,Default,,0,0,0,,On that webpage, hang on...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:46.82,1:17:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the product number of the forklift?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:51.42,1:17:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,, She said, "Hang on...
Dialogue: 0,1:17:53.42,1:17:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,"Jen, put in H243-7, okay."
Dialogue: 0,1:17:59.25,1:18:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And this picture came up...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:00.91,1:18:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,of a Fisher Price forklift.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:02.68,1:18:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It was this little tiny baby thing and I said
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.68,1:18:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,YES!! YES!! THAT, THAT, I WANT THAT...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.68,1:18:08.68,Default,,0,0,0,,...I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT RIGHT NOW!!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:13.14,1:18:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And I glanced down at Jen who was like this...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:17.40,1:18:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,and I said, "Not you. The Forklift."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:20.94,1:18:23.51,Default,,0,0,0,, Not that I wouldn't, but...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:23.51,1:18:25.51,Default,,0,0,0,, It's...
Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.51,1:18:27.51,Default,,0,0,0,, I got a thing for forklifts....
Dialogue: 0,1:18:28.94,1:18:31.65,Default,,0,0,0,,It's beautiful, it's adorable and it was cheap!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:31.65,1:18:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Relatively cheap.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:33.34,1:18:35.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Fairly inexpensive, so I said, 
Dialogue: 0,1:18:35.34,1:18:37.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Send me one, I want it here before
Dialogue: 0,1:18:37.34,1:18:39.05,Default,,0,0,0,,we pack back up. 
Dialogue: 0,1:18:39.05,1:18:41.05,Default,,0,0,0,, And I went out, 
Dialogue: 0,1:18:41.05,1:18:43.05,Default,,0,0,0,,went to the stuff guys and said "Hey, Talon!"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:43.51,1:18:45.28,Default,,0,0,0,,"I just bought a forklift!"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:45.28,1:18:47.28,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}[FoxAmoore's piano goes "PLING!"]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:18:47.28,1:18:49.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, that's kinda what he said. 
Dialogue: 0,1:18:49.28,1:18:50.85,Default,,0,0,0,,He said: 
Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.85,1:18:52.85,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dude, wat?!"
Dialogue: 0,1:18:52.85,1:18:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I said, "Never mind." 
Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.42,1:18:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna like it when we go to pack up.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:57.00,1:18:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,It's cute, it's a little baby forklift,
Dialogue: 0,1:18:59.05,1:19:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna name it "Klaus". 
Dialogue: 0,1:19:02.85,1:19:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Klaus, the forklift!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:04.40,1:19:06.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}[FoxAmoore plays the German Anthem]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,1:19:09.68,1:19:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So yes,
Dialogue: 0,1:19:10.37,1:19:12.37,Default,,0,0,0,, Challenges exist!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.37,1:19:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:56.34,1:19:58.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Eehhh, hah hah hah hah!! 
Dialogue: 0,1:20:03.71,1:20:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna getcha!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:05.11,1:20:07.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohh hoh hoh hoh!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:13.25,1:21:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Billy Mays here, back from beyond the grave!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:15.98,1:21:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,To tell you about a brand new product
Dialogue: 0,1:21:18.54,1:21:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen to a satisfied customer!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:20.54,1:21:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Kage!
Dialogue: 0,1:21:23.94,1:21:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much Mr. Zombie-Mays, 
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.17,1:21:28.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you Anthrocon for having me once again. 
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.94,1:21:30.94,Default,,0,0,0,,