3... 2... 1...
Hey, What's up
We're here live at Anthrocon
Getting ready for the fursuit parade and sweating our asses off
Gonna be fun!
See you after the parade!
Okay!
You know what I'm talking about This is Anthrocon baby!
How do you like it? Huh, huh? Wanna fight? Go! go!
*meeeeeewww!!*
Cat, cat, cat! Cat! Cat!
*bark* *bark*
Oh yes! It's the evil one disguised as a bear, you know.
Those are cameras! Yea!
and they steal your soul!
create copyright infrigment! That's a bad camera! That's a bad bad camera!
You go to bed! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!
You go to hell!
Put me there, bitch!
But Mylo doesn't know what floor he is going because he can't read so... he is screwed.
20 21 please!
Ahhh, my nose!
That didn't hurt
[LAUGHTER]
There are times, as much as I like to fly
sometimes it can be a pain in the ass
such as when I get an invititation from Pete Smith to go to Australia
Now I like to go to Australia. Australia is an absolutely wonderful country
even though their winter is our summer and our summer is their winter it is really nice to visit
the only problem is. They have situated deliberately as far away from Philadelphia as could geographically be possible
they did this primarily to annoy me!
In order to get...
to Australia you have two choices: fly or swim very long.
So I opted to fly
and I flew "Air New Zet-Land"
To us it's "Air New Zealand" but down there they say Zet, so it's "Air New Zet-Land"
Somebody I heard once call it "Sheep-Shagger Airlines", now I know why
It's, I'm not gonna say it's not a high class airline. It's not...
high class airline but anyway. I was looking, and first off the seats...
The seats aren't like this. The seats are kinda like what you're sitting in...
except imagine sitting in the seat you are sitting now except the guy in front of you sitting in your lap
that's Air New Zealand!
So I was looking on their website, and I was looking: "what kind of opportunities are there for "upgrades""?
See I don't have the kind of power that I have on US Airways US Airways is like: "*gasp* Oh Conway! *give*"
Air New Zealand is like: Eh, who the hell are you?
I know I said it wrong. I'm gonna try. But...
The possible upgrade was to the "Skybed"
ohhhh, that had my attention.
I'm interested in the "Skybed"
And they where going on on me how the Skybed let's you sleep and it's a wonderful thing but they didn't give a lot of details
Other than the fact that it costs another $1700
I'm like: "ehhhh, that's an awful lot!"
First class, that's gets into too many digits that I care to count...
See I'm a chemist. That higher math stuff, that's beyond me.
I decided to call Air New Zealand and this lovely lady answered
And I said: "Can you tell me about the skybed?"
The skybed on Air New Zealand...
well, ok, picture if you will...
they give you...
3 seats next to each other and you lie down across them.
I'm not friggin making this up!
Oh they give you like a little extra blanket and pillow...and stuff
but that's the skybed. They give you 3 seats and you stretch out across them. That's why it is an extra $1700
The lady told me that on the phone and I said "You charge me $1700 for that?"
That's the "Skybed"?
"For $1700 there god damn will better be someone in that with me!"
I'm...
...very very deeply ...
...fraternally affectionately in love with the German furry crew.
These guys are very very dear friends of mine.
Now, the Westin Hotel, insists...
Because I am the chairman. I am the big guy. Cheese Kahuna. Louie the big guy.
wuaba, you spell that down? "wuaba"
Yes, he did! Bravo! Wonderful!
[APPLAUSE]
They give me a really nice suite upstairs. There is a bedroom and then there is two parlors that are connected.
I don't ever do anything up there except go up there and...die
The only thing I do in that room is: I might sleep on the bed...
Or I might be curled up in the fetal position, rocking under the desk.
I don't ever go into the parlor.
So, Sofawolf Press and Blackpaw Productions... There is that Sofawolf Press and the German counterpart.
they asked me "Can we use your suite for a party?"
I have no problem with that, we do that every year.
Because you can always trust the Germans, being highly efficient people
to tidy up after themselves.
And I'm serious about that. The first year they had their party and I went into the parlor the next day
they had arranged all the empty bottles, in perfectly straight rows
organized by brand...
the pizza boxes have been completely opened up
...ironed flat...
...and stacked exactly by size.
Everything was pristinely spotless. So I... trusted them.
Last night they wanted to have the party
And I let them have the party!
I even went up to the party after the artshow reception
Did anybody see me at the artshow reception?
Did I look human?
Noo, no. Do you remember? I kinda was doing this...
You know, like a refugee from "night of the living dead"?
I was extremely tired. I was so tired, I could barely have any wine!
because I didn't had the strength to lift the glass to my lips.
While it was smaller than this one.
Ahh
So, I went up to the party and I stayed a little bit and then I said "guys, I have to get some sleep!"
So they said: "we'll move the bulk of the party into this parlor over here and we'll just keep this one as the bar!"
I said "that's very kind of you" so I trudged into my bedroom
and I closed the door and next thing I knew was it was morning.
And I was under the desk in the fetal position.
So, I took a shower. I put on a fresh shirt and, you know...
got myself all tidied up, shaved and everything, came downstairs...
And I walked by the Sofawolf Press table, I was making my round
to make sure everything was still here and hadn't been spirited away by aliens overnight,
and went to the Sofawolf press table
and, they guys at Sofawolf Press looked at me very guiltily
I walked over, I said "what is it?" and they said:
"You tell him!", "No, you tell him!"
"No, you tell him!"
They said:
After you went to bed...
we didn't wanna have a bunch of people in that parlor so we all...
went into this parlor and we closed the door.
we didn't realize that there is no doorknob on this side of it.
so we couldn't get back in!
And we left a little bit of a mess behind.
I said: "Ungh"
"Allright, don't worry about that. I got a little bit of time this morning before the supersponsor event"
"You guys are cool. I go up and take care of it!"
So I trudged upstairs...
And I got to my floor, and I went around the corner...
...to be met...
by a Westin housekeeper looking at me like this...
and I...
started to walk around her and she went...
And I said...
"Everything ok?"
She opened the door to a suite.
Germans know how to party!
I'm just gonna let you use your imagination.
I looked inside...
And I got out my wallet, and I handed her $50
I said "Why don't you come back in an hour and I see if I can..."
"patch up the holes before then!"
Now, to his credit. Kit from Sofawolf Press. He came up and...
He helped me tidy things up a little bit.
And, when I was eating dinner
Nightfox, dear old friend of mine,
walked up behind me and he said:
"I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! We did not mean to do it!"
He did that, didn't he? You guys saw!
I said "It's allright, it's allright. Listen. What happened?"
And he said "The door closed and we could not open it again!"
And I said...
"Why didn't you just wake me up?"
And he said "Nooooooooo.....!"
"You don't wake up Uncle Kage!"
I guess it is nice to know I got them that well trained
I know, that's awesome
Meanwhile in the room
Fucking dirty ???
This is like a Woody Allen movie
The one talent I have is singing
I wonder if I could become like the Michael Buble of fursuiters
maybe
Jelly Dynamite, he could become the Michael Bay of fursuiters
Michael Bay? Michael Bay! Why would I become that? I think I'd explode too much
He is in denial of his love for me!
Oh god, the video is being paused.
Aufn? Oh right, because you are German!
Hey BBF. This is secret video you didn't know existed.
I bet you are really surprised right now and I apologize sincerely for your concern.
But I only broke your camera a little!
It'll be ok. It will be ok!
Anyway, I'm gonna stop recording this secret video because I'm afraid you might come back.
Oh Rainbow Dash, your hair is so beautiful. What's your secret?
Oh yea, Oh forget that. Forget that!
Can I go for a ride with you?
I don't bite! Awww
Here we go. Chevy Impala. Yea baby!
That was fun! That's a real car!
Here we go for another ride in the brony mobile. Rainbow Dash is in the back!
Ahh, what a wild ride!
Yea, good time at Anthrocon!
See you later!
I'm sorry, I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous!
I can't help it
He is so cool. He's like the James Dean of the cat world, you know?
But he's a tom cat, he wanders. I've got pedigree. I mean, what am I supposed to do, right?
Left side of the track, right side of the track.
Right paw, south paw. Whatever, you know.
It happens. It's cool.
I'm sorry. I've got a tuxedo in the back. You know? And there is a very sweet calico down the street.
Dude, I kinda got my eye on some.
Whatever, I don't need him!
Wohoooooo!
Woooooo!
Hey you're back! I'm back! You're back buddy. Get out of here.
Hey! You speak cat?
You gotta have a pedigree to ride one of these!
Oh come on!
Catch you on the good side!
How could she?
I want to go again. I wanted another ride!
I got things to do. Am I gonna wait now? Come on, jeeze...
Very inconsiderate. I got, you know, schedule to keep, you know?
Joy riding around with some stranger.
Where where you? Say what? Where have you been? I was waiting forever for you!
I'll call you!
Bye! Where? What?
Where did she go? Where did she go?
You're my ?
Where where you? I was worried sick!
I was worried sick about. You get in there, you zoom away...
about me?
Yea, you! I'm a big cat. I can take care of myself!
No, no! Yea! I definately can.
CALL ME!
I'm bored. What can we do?
We could go to the Tonic?
But there is nobody there!
We need to get the word out then!
Hmmm...
YYYYUUUUUUEEENNNNGGGGG......
LIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG.......
*boop*
Hi hi! It's Saturday? Yes Saturday
It is saturday at AC time
We've got fursuits. We've got them trapped. This will be fun!
*boop*
*om nom nom nom nom*
and he does it with a smile!
Go!... Ahhhhh!!!!
*aahhhh woooooh*
You lied to me!
You told me no more!
Instead, you go and lie!
Why would you...why would you do this?
*ahhhh, wooohaaahaaa*
everyone is drunk now!
I was drunk, let's in this thing. He's not sober!
I love it. Let's rock it back and forth!
Ahhh, yeeeaah....
I don't wanna it to come closer! Why not? Cause!
It might eat you? I'll get caught right AAaAAAAAaaAAHH!!!
Ehh, omg we're having so much fun! I wanna nosebump the camera?
Oh nevermind, yea wanna like nosebump the camera or anything
Hi, this is Anthrocon 2013. I'm drunk on Moonshine instead of Yuengling.
And I'm about to make a very bad decision to drink another Yuengling on top of Moonshine
This is going to be fantastic!
How do I say "Fuck you asshole?"
"Fick dich du Arschloch!"
Fisch disch du ascho!
There you go! Fisch disch du ascho!
Of course you got my American sounding bullshit,
Fisch disch du ascho! What the fuck was that? I don't know!
Hi Deutschland! Yes! How do I say "Hi" in German? Hi. Fuck German
Oh, look at this dingo with a Eurofurence lanyard. oh look at that, I wonder who that can be? It's a dingo.
I'm terribly sorry. See, I'm Canis Drunkus. The drunken dog...
Canis Drunkus? Nice, very nice! Are you really drunk?
I am...not drunk enough. You could be drunk enough! I certainly will be!
Get a cookie! Get a cookie!
Are you from Pittsburg?
(singing)
Omg a Tillikum!
My camera almost says you have a face! Almost
Look at that! Yea! Did Onai make that?
Get the hell out of here! Wow!
BBF, why are you filming me again? For Pete's sake.
You catch me every con!
I just have to be Sparky Bluefox but I'm not at my normal con. I'm at Anthrocon 2013!
This con rocks! It rocks the world!
It doesn't get any better than this! What can I say?
Oh, I gotta go. See you! Bye!
You're making his day!
Well, we are here in the lobby of the Westin hotel it's...
...late!
Enjoying our "coffee"...
and ordering the most "disCusting" pizza we can find.
"Discussting" pizza? Disgusting! Let's discuss that pizza!
It's recording. Say something!
Hi! How is it going? I don't know, it's a camera!
*omnomnomnom*
Sunday night. Assuming about 2:30 in the morning.
Unfortunately it's the last day of the convention,
Well, in a few hours it technically will be, cause...
the dance is over and.. yea, it's lobbycon now!
I can not wait till next year!
*beep*
This thing? Yea! This right here?
I do not know what this guy's up but all the other people are being good!
Do you see em?
I don't know. What am I looking for?
The people inside there.
I don't see anybody! Are you sure?
Where are they? Right there!
What? Where? Right here!
Right there! I can't...see. I can't see.
Who are you talking to? I'm talking to the people there!
There is nobody in there! There is nobody there?
Who am I talking to? That's my... don't ask me!
So I'm talking to nothing! Yea, exactl... are you...are you allright?
It's a shiniey, a shiney. My precious!
My precious is right there! What?
Yea, it's a shiney. I call him shiney!
He is mine. Yep!
I don't know what's going on, I don't understand. Do you see the people there? People are li... Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry camera!
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?? *awooowooowoooo*
I am! What? Not me? Why?
I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy! You gave me belly scritches!
Gaaaayyyy
Have a trumpet! I want a trumpet!
I got one. They're great!
I want a trumpet! Allright, here you go!
A trumpet!
That is a high quality, made in America trumpet.
Oh dear, did you capture that on film?
Maaybe?
Pillowman!
Get off my bed!
Has anyone seen the person in the white labcoat?
He's late!
It is late!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome...
to the closing ceremonies of Anthrocon 2013 The Fast and the Furrious
it's 8pm in the beautiful city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania
We've had a lot of fun this weekend. The closing ceremonies is our way of...
kinda wrapping things up and talking with you about how things went, where we are going to go in the future...
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a photograph...
as offered in our charity auction
of our fursuit photo. The Guinness world record setter fursuit photo
now, we...
We do not have official certification of the Guinness number, that will take a couple of weeks,
we do know that, since there was no old record, whatever the record is, we have it!
But we have our number for everyone who participated,
Guinness world records, they have to be a little tight, we are inclusive
everyone in this photograph, regardless if they where GWR certified or not
is counted in our total number, which is exactly:
1.300 fursuits
Mister Sardyuon, he wanted to get his picture taken with the Anthrocon flag
and he was standing on top of the flagstaff,
I'm going to the roof of the convention center with the Anthrocon flag on. We have coaxed him down
Sardyuon san! お願いします (I need your help)
? Voilla! Ladies and gentlemen ?? Sardyuon, please come here.
あなたの訪問をありがとうございました (Thank you for your visit!)
I also wanted to point out. Something that did not get pointed out...
I'd like everybody to take your Anthrocon conbadge
I want you to look at the front
And then I want you to turn it around and see who did the Artwork for our conbadge!
[APPLAUSE]
ありがとう ございました (Thank you!)
Mister Sardyuon is a little tired, so I told him that, as soon as he was done
I would release him so: Thank you very much!
I'd like to ask Pam and Anna Maria from Equine Angels Rescue, who was our charity this year
to come on up!
Remember last year when we set our records, when we raised $20.000 for hello bully?
Yea... yea...
$38.000 !!
Let me start by saying: this has been an incredible weekend for us
It has been... I never even knew of Anthrocon till this began and
It's probably going to down as one of the most memorable experiences for Equine Angels Rescue
? are all wonderful and generous and sweet and...
I just... I can't wait to tell everybody how wonderful this place is
and, this is the biggest amount of money we have ever raised for the horses, and...
I just wanna thank everybody for your support and everything you have done for us!
Thank you very much!
Don't stop. Dont really got to stop!
We have 577 sponsors,
401 supersponsors,
Ready? Our total:
5.577 !!
At this time, officially Anthrocon 2013 has come to an end
and we look forward seeing you in 1 years time
We still have, a bit of fun to have tonight, remember:
Behave yourselves, we want the city of Pittsburgh to like us!
and do not forget when you send out your tweets. Remember that hash tag in front of there
#lovepgh, love Pittsburgh because we sure as hell do!
Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you very much for coming and we'll see you next year!
Hello you!
I heard it was your birthday today
Yea, happy birthday!
So how old are you like 15? 16?
Hello! Yes, we're going to steal this guy away.
Omg!
Steal, steal. Can I has it?
I'm being stolen!
Yep, too bad!
*yehaaw*
You know you like it!
Can I have him?
Yes, yes you can definitely help!
? This Canadian is going to steal me away and bring me like, an owl to my house
Yes, because that's so bad!
I know!
My god, that camera is really big and the light is very bright
And my nosebeep very close!
[LAUGHS]
Awww the dude behind the camera is really cute! Aww
This is why we can't have nice things!
Yes, the smell is enough knock you over and I can't escape from him because he's on my back.
The rules:
This is the Anthrocon Jellybelly Roulette!
It's cheese. It's french!
*boop*
Mmh, that is a pear!
Congratulations!
Oh, definitely not strawberry!
Berry! Wohoo!
Could be Cherry or...
You where lucky!
Try it! It could be strawberry
Put it in your mouth!
Strawberry! Congratulations. You win at the tasting game!
Chcolate Pudding!
Ok, congratulation!
Pray for me!
Baby Wipes! Not my fetish!
It's not peach! Then it's vomit!
It taste like moldy cheese, or moldy pizza.
Good for you that you not feeling the full...
Why is it that every time I drink with you guys some puke ends up in my mouth?
It's horrible!
Hey, the jellybeans love you! Spin the wheel, have a jellybean!
Peach?
Oh hey, it is peach! Yaay!
Cheese?
What is that? I'm sorry, you got a bad jellybean.
I think it might be moldy cheese or something.
It tastes like cheese
It tastes like wolf semen. It's good, very good!
What do I do? Spin the wheel!
I think you got the rotten egg!
Take the darkest one you can find!
Thank you! You're welcome. Enjoy!
Eat it.
So is it strawberry jam...or is it something else?
I believe it's strawberry jam!
You win!
Buttered popcorn? Popcorn!
Popcorn! Yaay, you win!
And engulf the tasty peach.
Was is a tasty peach or a vomit pill?
It tastes like peach!
Popcorn or rotten egg is the other one
I'd like two say that I've had 2 dinners today
so I am like full. So this could end very horribly!
Good!
Oh drat! It's gonna be yummy, it's gonna be yummy!
Could be strawberry jam!
Here we go!
Or centipede?
Aparrently, I've learned a new flavor,
and this is not strawberry. Actually, what's kinda worrying me is I'm starting to like this.
And what is not popcorn? Rotten eggs!
Cause this is not...
This is the worst game ever!
I'd like to point out, that if you...
It is actually rotten egg
I'd like to say, if someone came up and say "What is it like to play Russian roulette?"
you'd probably not play it.
This is Russian roulette with 2 bullets in the gun!
And they just made me do this!
Who eats vomit flavored jellybeans?
I'm doing this! I'm genius I tell you
Vomit flavor! Look at this. Vomit!
That is fucking disgusting!
Urgh, I feel like I'm going to do what I just ate.
Could be a peach or vomit one.
You won!
So what did I do wrong?
That's what I wanna know.
I think you played once too many.
She just made a work cause you ate one of the nice ones. I'm not playing this anymore btw!
Strawberry jam? Strawberry!
You won then!
Bad touch. Bad touch!!
Yea, right, follow me around with the camera!
Because I'm the most entertaining thing at ANTHROCON!
5.600 other furs on video...
Mau? Mau!
It's not over till the fat lady sings. And the fat lady hasn't sung yet!
But the fat guy is still here!
And I'm going that way. See ya!
I need my harness!
Say hi BBF! "Hi BBF!"
I got this. I'm Sparky Bluefox!
It's not Neko. Neko Haiku. I swear!
I'm a fox, not a Husky! Oh oh!
I'm having issues keeping the hat on. I think I'm a little bit drunk!
Stay there. There we go. Welcome to Anthrocon...waaahhha
Maybe you should give it back to his original owner, right? RIGHT?
But I'm Sparky Bluefox! Welcome to Anthrocon
I'm Neko Haiku and I demand my hat back!
Yes, this guy! That guy!
Yea, yep. He thinks he is Sparky Bluefox...
he's terribly wrong! I'm a husky though!
No, I'm a fox, I'm a fox. Not a husky!
Yep, see. It says it right here!
Sparky Bluefox. And you are blue so it makes sense!
Of course! Of course it does.
Yes, yes.
It all makes sense. How many blue foxes are showing up here tonight? Holy tomoly!
We have people videoing things...
I have this strange box in my hand. Who the hell know what it does...
Big squeaker *squeak*
Take? Arf arf. Us blue foxes really need to stick together!
Solidarity! Solidarity between foxes!
Arrgh!
It would essentially... NOOOOO, I am soo stupid! Again?
He's so happy to see you!
Forget it! I've been in the army. I know how to work that
Guten Tag! (Good day)
Noo, that's all fat!
So, the end of Anthrocon 2013.
It's over! Look there's nothing here. There is no beer.
They're closed. I have nowhere to go!
I'm homeless!
Damn...
Where is everybody?
Nobody knows. The trouble I've seen!
o/~ Nobody knows. The trouble I've seen! o/~
o/~ Nobody knows, my sorrow... o/~
o/~ ...house tonight. Everybody just have a good time o/~
o/~ And we gonna make you lose your mind o/~
o/~ Party rock is in the house tonight Everybody just have a good time o/~
o/~ And we gonna make you lose your mind. We just wanna see ya...shake that o/~
Wait I just ate. I can't do the smile right now!
I'm eating my Ramen!
This is what I survive on!
You eat Ramen without water? Yea, it's like crackers! You know?
Yea, let me tell you what I survive on. I survive on alcohol and rage!
I'm out. I'm dry! The otter is dry!
How are you doing everybody? I'm Wild Bill TX.
I tell you what: I've been to five Anthrocons and this is the best one ever!
If you haven't been to this con, get off your ass, save some money
and come to it next year. Ok? I'm Wild Bill TX. I'm also on Youtoube. God bless you,
and I'll see you next year!
It's closed! Oops!
Hey you know what? Furry cons aren't the only places that set off fire alarms.
There is that business where the fire alarm is going off.
It kinda looks like a fucking rave actually!
Hey, we outsource that shit!
I always tell this rumor that Furnandos is open at like 3am on Sunday when nothing is open.
You're welcome! Happy Anthrocon!
It is like 3am in the morning and we are currently lost
in Pittsburgh, and we are like in some alley! Help us!
Everything is closed at this time!
608 Wood Street
That's it. We're gonna be lost in Pittsburgh. So if anybody is watching this video...
Come find us. We'll be still lost by the time BBF publishes this video!
Let's like make a tree and get the fuck out of here.
Guys, get out of the road. This is not Frogger!
They're making me walk ? I wanna go home!
This is his fault. This is our representative "Staff member" I'd like to say.
We're in the Anthrocon witch project apparently.
Ok, does anybody know how to get back to the Westin? Turn around?
Board meeting, tomorrow morning. Sam is like "What did you do?"
I think we should do a group photo! For the camera?
For the big camera! That's a very big camera.
It's like 3 in the morning. We failed at McDonalds! We tried.
Pittsburgh. Friggin puritans and their damn locks
What the hell. That's Boston?! WTF are you talking about? No, Pennsylvania. You tried buying a beer in this fucking state!
I live in this fucking state! There you go!
Done!
We went to Furnandos, they where closed. We went to Subway, they where closed.
We went to McDonalds, they where closed. We lost 10lbs
walking to all three of these places. And we didn't get food!