o/~ Come away with me Lucile in my merry Oldsmobile o/~
o/~ Down the road of life we'll fly automo-bubbling you and I. o/~
o/~ To the church we'll swiftly steal... o/~
Ok, here we are. Anthrocon 2013!
The theme is: "The fast and the furrious"
so to go along with the theme I figured I would be a cheetah!
How do you you like that?
The fastest animal baby! Yea!
The fast and the furryous!
[CAR HORN]
Hi!
Hello! What's up?
Just so you know, I am a terrible person!
Ich bin nicht Uncle Kage (I am not Uncle Kage)
Let me see your badge
...Snickerdoodle
Mew! Mew mew mew mew! MEW!
Mew mew mew!
Exactly!
Allright, see you two later!
Mew mew mew, mmmmew
Meeeewwwwwww!!!
Mew mew mew mew! Meeew!
You better not... You gotta edit that out!
Alright, that's it. That's all you got!
*raaar*
Look at that! That's the way! That's the way! That's it!
That's it! Yes! Yes! Record the recorder! Record the recorder! That's correct. You have a nice day sir!
Found!
woa...
That's me!
Yay!
Hi!
Nobody has ever seen that before
it's actually happening here
Right airplane as far as eating is concerned.
Hey you! Awww
Oh shit, now you are following me?
Go to Jesus! Go to Jesus!
Even if he is a knock off god, go to Jesus!
What have you done?
This is why we can't have nice things! This is why we can't go to nice places!
Oh no!
Ruiner! Ruiner of everything!
I need to beat this dog's ass Can you turn the camera off for a second?
Give me your beer and film everything else
you got two free hands for your camera and I can drink your beer!
It works out!
Uh huh!
You know in Germany, shaking camera back and forth like this mean yes
you agree!
They're getting lights out to find me now!
Yea, they got me. They're getting out the spotlights to get me now
No photos please! No photos!
We're not part of this publicity stunt, ehm...
If you wanna do this you have to talk to my agent
No. Too late.
Arghh!
It is pitch black out and all I see is a light coming towards me
and I'm like: Finally!
And then there is a camera and I'm like: Finally!
And then there is a camera
Yea, the light come towards me now, that's how this works!
Hi! AC!
There is a camera!
Oh, who is that?
o'wolf
Ahh
And how are you doing this fine evening?
I'm fine. Excellent weather Waiting for the fireworks!
Oh, it's too hot!
Why are there so many bright lights?
Is that the fireworks already?
It's the lowest setting!
It's like the sun!
What do you have there anyways?
Omnomnom! What do you have there anyways?
Omnomnom!
It will actually kill you
The colesterol alone will kill you
I saved your life right there
I saved your life!
This fucking window is filthy!
Here we are at Pittsburgh
2013 July 4th
Trying to see the fireworks through the wonderful hotel filthy windows
We think we're seeing something in the distance We're not sure
USA! USA! USA!
'murrica!
Trust me guys, we gotta go downstairs!
Terribly sorry. I put fireworks in the resume and I accidentally also listed lightning
The city of Pittsburgh gives me everything I ask for
I'm very very sorry it was my mistake
I know. I thought lightning would be cool. I didn't anticipate this. I'm really sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Anthrocon 2013
continuing to be the largest furry gathering in the world.
I'm Uncle Kage, I'm the chairman of the organization and we're going to keep this relatively short
We want everyone to get out there and start having fun
I'd like to introduce the gentlemen, who is the head model for the Brain
Mister Tom Minton, If you would come up here and join us please?
Say a few words kindly.
I've never been a guest of honour at any convention or any event
on the face of the earth and this is the first time
I'll tell you what. I've been to SanDiego Comic Con, which is enormously too large now
with a hundred thousand people. 3 times on panels and once just with my son
Because he was into comic books some years ago.
Now he's in a rock band so we'll see where that leads.
Ladies and gentlemen. Mister Larry Dixon
and eventually Miss Mercedes Lackey.
It was the elevators they say!
That's exactly what it was
Hello Ladies and gentlemen and all points in between
My name is Larry Dixon, I draw pictures
I write books, I do movie special effects
and I really really annoy her a lot!
This is...
This would just about fit
Yea...
Just about fit
Be gentle
Hi!
I'm Mercedes Lackey. I'm old, I'm tired and my knees hurt.
For those of you that wanted to watch the fireworks from the rooftop yesterday
We deeply regret the action we had to take
I got a radio call that said: There is a lot of lightning out there
and I said: Yes, it's very pretty!
and they said: Eh, we get a lot of lighting strikes on the roof
And I said: "Boy, that'd be cool"
And they said: "But your people will die!"
That'd be comical but...
...yea, probably. So...
It was a painful decision. We are sorry that we had to get people off the roof
but it was for your safety
We do not want anybody to get frizzled and fried
and turn into crispy critters up there.
To commemorate the potential we thought there might be a million fursuiters here
It is UV reactive so it glows
it's road sized. Hold on...
Put that back on real quick
No!
this was compliments of Fizz Otter. He also does the lasers
A big round of applause for Fizz. Thank you very very much.
Before the convention even opened on thursday we exceeded totals that surpassed Anthrocon 2011
Currently we are at 4765
Oh boy
The brown bag deli did something this year
They produced...
...con treats
little, dog bicuit shaped things
and they said Sam could have one if he begged
I said: We're not going to make him do that because he will hit me!
so anyways, we actually did get some for everyone at the table
but they are selling dog biscuit treats at the Brown Bag Deli
So if you like one please stop by while they are open.
And it's says Con, so...
[AUDIENCE] NO!
Ladies and gentlemen, Anthrocon 2013 is now open!
Have fun, enjoy yourself!
Hi, here we are and opening ceremonies has just ended
so 8 million people are headed to the dealers den.
7.999.999 because I'm going the other way!
Hi!
How is the con going?
Going well!
How are things on Twitter?
...so Sardyuon was traveling mostly box, fursuit and everything
so he wouldn't have anything to give to the fans here like autograph cards...
So I printed out 1500 autograph cards for him! So he has something nice to give them.
What is it with you?
Every time...!
Every time I'm somewhere there you are
and this damn camera!
You're recording, aren't you?
I am You're recording, aren't you?
I am
You are recording, alright!
So I'm assuming there is some "Initial D" band out there
The anime Initial D
And since this years theme is The fast and the furrious
something car related. Since my car is broken, which is terrible
It's terrible terrible terrible play
I'm now running in the 90's
Yes, I am that guy. I am Ace
I'm also known as... but wait
everyone comes up to me and says: They know me from your videos
I'm the Rocky guy
"Yo Adrey, it's me Rocky. How are you doing?"
Aww, look how cute you are!
Awww
*beep*
You are watching KDKA TV news at 11 in high definition
Their suits can easily cost thousands of dollars
and the temparature inside the head has been measured at well over 100 degrees.
[CHUCKLES]
These are the most incredibly, inventive, most creative people.
To gauge Pittsburgers reactions we went for a downtown walk with a fox wearing our camera.
The furries are gonna be in town all the way up untill sunday and you are welcome...
to come to their convention. You can buy a one day membership
Furmobile
Oh!
I finally got to
Hey, can you take me to the airport?
No?
Trainstation?
Five dollar!
Can you take me to Furnandos?
No, five dollar!
Happy ending?
Happy ending!
Hello Uncle Kage, how are you doing?
Uncle Kage...
Is...
an asshole!
I said it, I'm sorry!
He's not an asshole, he's actually one of my dearest friends...
He is!
I know the man for upwards for what's been a whole decade now, wasn it?
Huh, what?
I've been knowing you for more than a decade now, haven't I ?
Yea, we're old!
Yea, we're totally old!
Yes!
I knew you since you had hair!
I knew you since you had testicles!
Time to start! Time to start!
Some people think there is something wrong with us
And there is!
I know there is a lot of fuzz going around here and there
Just saying "Well basically were normal and everyday people!"
No we are not
Where is the last normal person you knew of that had to use the phrase:
Well, Thanks for the offer but my tail is already sticky?
That sound normal?
Normal people dont say that!
Normal people say things like: "My godness the gas prices are high", or
"Hey, looks like it's gonna rain" or "pardon me, do you have the time?"
that's normal! You never gonna walk in the office in the morning and hear someone say:
"Yea, I want my fur to smell just like unwashed balls!"
Not gonna happen!
They don't know what the hell is going on. They go on about their normal lifes...
...just travelling on business or see their families or their friends wedding or graduation or something
and then thy wander to a hotel filled with our crazy asses.
I dont know, they probably think they stumbled into the secret redlight district of Sesame Street or something
Now, you know, a seven foot tall purple dragon with nipple rings like gothic door knockers walks up
"Well, basically we are just normal, everyday people!"
BULLSHIT!
Parts get really interesting when they start to realize that there is a lot of us
that they depend on
Ohh, that scares the Christ out of em.
Because we got em!
We got furries with some really important jobs out there. We got...
...police officers, fire fighters, doctors, lawyers...
I met furry politicians
Right here at Anthrocon before
That's when it gets really fun, because they where already terrified.
But now you got a furry being interviewed on the news wearing half a teddybear suit with
big, you know, creepy eyed bear head under his arm
"Yea my name is Wigglebear. I'm an EMT"
"If you ever die in a horrible plane crash, I'm the one to save your life!"
"Yea, my name is Fluffs... I'm an airline pilot..."
And you know, you just know, that people are sitting in front of their TV going
"Oh, we're bound..."
"Charles, we're bound!"
And this is why you see them standing in the elevator in the back
And I know you seen them, you can always tell when a non fur is in the elevator
Because they are always in the back...
No eye contact
Because they are scared shitless
But my problem is, I have a sense of honour
I always wanna do the right thing I always wanna do what's fair
And when we where growing up, and we where and ostrasized
by the "normal" people. Because we wheren't like them
You know they called us hurtful names and they beat us up, and they...
mocked us, stuffed us in school lockers...
They banished us from their perfect little society...
and left us to find everyday feeling alone and rejected and scared until we
just kinda... sorta twitched and
tumbled into the valleys of batshit
Wasn't our fault
But now, the lucky ones of us, have found our true society, our real family
And now we have something to belong to and be part of, and...
when I see those normal people today...
walking through a hotel lobby with the same expression we used to have
alone, rejected, frightened...
it is my sense of honor, my sense of doing the right thing. Does it tell me...
that I should scare this person?
That I should go up, in an animal suit ad dance around this person...
screeching like a pissed off Aborigine and throwing dildos at myself?
You're damn right it does!
because karma is a bitch asshole!
There was actually one time when we did a theatre gig
and the sound guy had everything ready. And I was supposed to open it
because it was a big brassing production
And he went away to the toilet and he forgot to unmute the keyboard
So, around 600 people where sitting there waiting for us to start and...
I was going like... It sounded like this
[NOTHING]
He bought me a few drinks after that
all the way from the land of the rising sun
Sardyuon san!
o/~ Run around, all day long, lousy pay, it's so long Pizza burned, yucky smell, worse than socks, worse than hell o/~
Thank you!
We did put in the schedule 1 hour for this program
you might noticed the program only lasted 28 minutes that's from the chairman who signs the insurance premium
since his heart can't take any more
This is Anthrocon 2013 and we are partying...
frigging our tails off. This is awesome. Check it out
Oh my god!
It awesome right? It is awesome!
Yea it's... oh my god!
It's crazy. I'm gonna go up there. and work my ass off, friggin party!
Graah, gnnrnrrppfft
The german!
Am I gonna be on Youtube?
I don't know. Maybe in BBF's video. Who knows?
[mumbling]
Oh come on! It's not that kind of video.
I'm Neko!
Nice to see you lovely people again!
Tooooonic!!
*awrrwrawraw*
Faggot.....faggot....
Wait! *faggot*
Yeeah!
Whatever...
Oh my god it's you! Noooooo....
Holy shit!
Hi! Hi! Is that a camera? Yes! It IS a camera! Omg!
This is Anthrocon 2013 brought to you by yours truly Tundru
I'm helping! I'm helping in some small way!
*aaarrrr raarrr raar raar*
I'm the most normal fursuiter here
It is actually a lot harder than it was
Like, way harder!
*bok bok bok bok bok*
No worries
Happy face... sad face...
Oh god, Frisbee! You silly
Oh no...
Awwwww