Getting off in Chicago
obviously a furry. Gotta be a furry.
Super furry.
You shadow-parker!
I never watched your last video, I'm sorry.
I didn't watch it!
Put it on YouTube!
I know in Germany you don't have YouTube
because of GEMA.
One of these days you'll get to know what
the rest of us have known for
12 years.
Actually, the last video I put on YouTube
was blocked in the US!
Hello!
AAAHH!
AAAAAAAAHH!
I looked right at it!
Hi!
How are you,
seeing Eye?
I'm here at MFF 2018
and I don't even know what the hell
is going on with this
camera in front of me.
AAAAAHHH!
AAAAAAAAAHHH!
EEEEEEH!
AAAAH!
WAAAH!
BRAAAAAH!
AAAAAHHH!
Fox noises!
Why do you have a sun on your camera?
Why do you have the sun on a camera?
Is the ambience not right for you?
You just want a smidge more light?
Just a smidge more, yes!
It feels like more than a smidge though!
It's like a giant angry pixel
in the sky, aaah!
Is this thing on?
Why?
Is it, are you sure?
I don't believe you!
I just want to be honest at the moment.
This is a private moment y'all!
AAAAHHHH!
It takes a second to initialize, one moment.
Here we go.
Oh, you got a light?
Is mine on? I can't tell.
That 90's-vision!
Is it on yet?
Yes, it was on.
AAHH!
It's like staring into the sun!
It's so bright!
Yo!
What the fuck?
What?
You weren't supposed to be here!
I'm not?
What the fuck, man?
Why not?
Hold on, I still need to sort this.
So...
I'm so confused.
I don't know what the first question's gonna be.
That, or that.
What?
Why am I here?
Am I supposed to be dead?
My balls!
I need to know when tape is running!
I need to see giant video...
Giant video lights!
...shining into my soul.
Giant video lights!
I've never experienced such a thing.
I'm pooping.
Hold on, I'm pooping.
That's all I needed.
Just giant video lights.
Aaah...
I sorry, I pooped
I pooped on floor.
Someone needs to make wipe my floor.
Aaaahhhh!
Turn around, nothing to see here.
No, it's not interesting at all.
Please walk away.
Bye!
MFF is over, bye!
I said it's over!
Are you gonna be in the new Lion King?
Who are you gonna be?
Dead Mufasa?
Or are you gonna be...
Mufasa's brother in law, the one that
never leaves and lives on the couch?
This is like Lionception, because it's a lion lying.
And if he was telling us something
he'd be lion about that, too.
Be careful!
You'll get all sparkly
and you'll look like you ate a stripper.
He's a hybrid!
And hybrids stink!
They're good for nothing!
Hey guys, say hello to Blue Dexter!
Blue Dex...? Oh, no!
Another brother from the same mother.
Hello, welcome to MFF 2018!
Hello!
This is my 7th year here already
and it's always the same: I love it!
Did you break the escalator?
No, not yet at least!
It was you!
No, it wasn't me this time!
It was him.
Here's the dude that looks like he's
always moving forward really fast.
Bad! No! No! No! No! No! No!
He followed us all the way from Germany!
Why?
We went to America to get rid of you!
Go away!
Go, go! Don't follow me!
Anyone who is looking to get "At the door",
go up the stairs.
If you haven't registered yet,
go all the way down, and at the right
up the little steps.
Hellooooo!
Line-Con 2018!
I thought it's Cup-Con!
#CupCon2018
#Linecon2018
#Furfest2018
You know it!
We're looking for the top hat!
Where is Alkali?
Where's the top hat?
I don't know!
Where is Alkali?
That way.
Where's Top Hat?
He's missing. We're trying to hear
or sonar him from his
giant booming voice!
We're organising, you... this...
Organising is not the time for cameras
half the cameras is late
Fantasti...aahahh!
It's like Cyclops!
This is Alkali here at MFF,
my home convention, I'm so
happy to be invited back this year
so let's make the reg line
dance, shall we?
Alright!
This is gonna hurt like hell.
Good luck, don't blow out your voice!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hi!
We have just been challenged on Twitter
in a charity-like basis!
They heard that a bunch of
were stuck in the
MFF reg line but
but we all know we want
to be here!
So what we're going to do is
we'll show them how MFF has
fun! Guys, We are
about to do the Maccarena
for charity, and that's
what matters!
Our German news team is
filming because
Germany wants this! We don't know
why,...
You sing the song!
You do the lyrics!
Oh Boozy....
The Maccarena?
Hey, there's something about the Maccarena,
put your hands out, do the Maccarena!
I do not know the words for Maccarena,+
Something - Maccarena! Right!
I want the whole room....
... do what the time warp is.
What is it, by the way?
The Timewarp is just a jump to the left!
What's the time warp?
It's just a jump to the left!
And a step to the...
.....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Put your hands on your hips!
He's really good, I can't do it!
Holy shit this is...
This whole line...
Aaaanyway....
No, oh Jesus!
Do it! Do it, it's yours!
Live it! Live it!
It's your catchphrase!
Aaaaaaaaanyway!
Oooh...
Oh well.
It was worth a try. Hang on...
SpaceX Cheese-rocket to Mars!
Oh...
Ah...
It's.... hanging down there....!
Whoah.
Come on, curl it out!
Pinch it, it's like a gold fish!
I'm looking for the elusive $11k shepherd.
I haven't seen them.
I don't know if it's gonna be here but...
it could be.
This would be the place to be if you were an $11k shep.
Are you the $11k shepherd?
Huh?
No?
I'm Bramble.
Oh god, oh Jesus!
Are either of you the $11k shepherd?
Uhhh....
Are either of us a shepherd?
No, I don't think we're shepherds.
Are you the $11k shepherd?
You don't know?
Are you the $11k shepherd?
I'm a shepherd?
I'm very... oh...
I'm not a shepherd.
You've been looking for me?
We're looking for the $11k shepherd.
$11k shep...
Oh, is there a suit that cost $11k?
An auction for $11k?
Mixed Candy sold a shepherd for $11k
that was in time for MFF.
So they must be here.
What if they didn't make it in time?
Like, "Ah, it's gotta be done on Monday,
you better knock 9000 dollars off of it!"
Hi guys!
You're watching the cutest channel on YouTube right now!
No touching, no touching!
Pretty faces!
You're a bitch!
Yes, you are.
You're a bitch!
And so is he!
You're a bitch as well!
That's BBF's evil twin.
That's beautiful, OMG!
You see this guy right here?
This guy?
Heeeyyy!
I don't know what to look at.
There's so many things going on!
Whoah! It's a fish-eye lens, I can
see it! Yeah!
You see everything, you probably see my feet from here!
He needs more alcohol.
I'll get the camera!
We gotta grab...
I can't reach...!
I got it! I got it!
Oh gosh!
It's him!
Oh man!
We're making a video about how
much goes into putting a con on
and I'm standing in the way.
Circling each other
looking for...
a sign of weakness to strike!
This water is delicious!
Actually, not a cheetah.
It says "Not a cheetah", it say it right on my badge.
If you get two of those you can do the Madonna thing!
Actually, this is...
How does this look?
Shiny sponsors, you're up to the front
by the crowd control people
in the blue vests, if you are
regular sponsor, not shiny,
you'll join this line right here.
Wow, two cameras!
It's cameraception!
Camera...
and there's a camera! Crazy!
How are you doing, MFF?
Welcome and thank you all for joining us on this
amazing flight this weekend!
Who's excited to be here?
Me too. Now:
I don't want to take up too much time,
because I want to introduce you to the amazing
con chair of this con
but right now,
he's kind of more like your
I guess he's your airline captain.
Give it up for Rama!
Thank you Gale!
Hi folks, how are you guys doing?
I hope everybody is strapped in for this fun exciting
flight we will be having this weekend.
I want to thank you all for attending
and I know that everyone comes
from different parts, we always love having
and hosting everyone here in Chicago.
We love celebrating
people in and out of the fandom
that celebrate anthropomorphic stuff
be that art,
video, writing,
acting, any of that stuff.
So how about
we talk about our amazing
guests of honor?
I'd like to introduce our GoHs for 2018
We have from LA, California
Vivziepop, animator and YouTube personality
we also have from California:
JD werewolf
And: Kyell Gold!
Something important to talk about:
One:
We're in Rosemont. There's a lot to do here.
Two:
We're in a hotel. That hotel's pretty cool!
There's also multiple other hotels.
Let's learn a little bit more about those
hotels and venues with
the amazing Cheetah Spottycat!
We've had an amazing group of people with our venues
their ground, cabin service crews are
knocking it out of the park.
A lot of you are statistics fans and
like to hear a couple numbers and I'll keep it
short this year.
Wow, did it grow. We're now
at one quarter of a million
square feet of event space, and we
added another three quarters
of a million of logistical support space.
Translation: That's a euphemism for
queueing space.
Some of you might have discovered this.
Alright, so: Venues!
as been mentioned by
cats are awesome by the way, just saying...
I have no personal invested interest in this topic.
So we have arranged
a showing of "Airplane",
Actually, Cheetah was here, very
because, this is his day job
is, you know, flying into terminals and stuff like that,
They let me fly airplanes...
We have to add that will be Saturday, 10pm,
in the Rosemont Ballroom
Rosemont A, which is next to
Con Suite, and Con Suite
will actually have popcorn that you
can bring in, and
enjoy as you
enjoy this wonderful
movie that has been
quoted at me way too many times
Alright everyone, and with that,
we officially welcome you
to Midwest Furfest 2018!
Go have fun!
Yoyoyo, it's your boy Freezeframe here
We're gonna tell you one easy step
how to get Angel Dragons to shut up!
Ain't that right Ratchet!
Step one:
You get some tie line
tie it around the muzzle just like this
with a little bow, it's so beautiful
Now try and say some words!
See? It's perfect, perfect!
Tell those Dutch Angel Dragons to stop talking!
Here's your boy Freezeframe
signing.... [muffled noises]
Are you shining at me? I'll shine back!
That's a big camera!
There's a lot going on there, I'm scared!
Am I beautiful?
I think I am.
My best angle is from my back.
Because you can see my butt.
Let me guess what's gonna happen now,
Are you ready, kids?
Are you ready for this?
Come on, boop me, you know you want it!
Come on, boop this!
Boop it, boop it, just
do you enjoy your chicken?
You're chick.... OH!
You're outsourcing the booping now!
You're outsourcing all that work, right?
Ow.... Dude!
You are sick!
Boop this pristine face
look at it, it's brand spanking new!
Unbooped and fresh!
Zero miles, look at this!
Unbooped!
It's just waiting for you
Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
Noooo!
Whoah!
Whoah, I saw you coming!
I saw you in the corner of my eye,
you're not fast enough!
Not fast enough!
Can't touch this!
Can't boop this!
[hums the melody of "Can't Touch This"]
Can't boop this!
My, my, my, my
camera hits you, so hard!
Are you molesting me?
Hey, you're begging to be a snack
and I'm gonna eat you right up! Nom!
Nom! Haom!
Gimme your damn badge!
Let's see who you're...
motherfucker.
Ass!
Wait a minute!
That's an iPhone, isn't it?
Get away from here.
What are you doing?
Right...
Go away, what is this?
Who you think this is? CNN? Get out of here!
Go away! No!
No.
Uh oh...
Smile for the camera!
I don't smile!
Smile!
Excuse me Sir,
back away, back away!
Help me! Help me!
Stop touching me!
I'm not protecting you!
Just do Sandstorm!
Sandstorm?
Darude.
[plays Darude: "Sandstorm"]
I wasn't expecting this!
It's hard because you gotta use
your tongue to stop every note like
"Dat dat dat dat daaah"
How did you get so tall?
How is the air down there?
So big, let's gonna stomp and eat 'em!
Oh no!
Don't eat us!
You get some sick pleasure out of that!
Don't do it, oh no!
Awooo!
Oh noooo! Ooooh!
Hello MFF 2018!
He's refusing to do his job!
You need to pull the sled.
You're a husky, that's what you do!
Yes, you do!
How else are you paying for all of this?
You don't have a job!
You need to pull a sled.
I bet you're good at it!
But you're a husky!
What's a husky without his job?
There's no use.... there's no help!
I don't know what to do with you.
I can see the public!
Hiii!
That's what YouTube looks like.
Oh, Hi, YouTube!
Oh, that's dirty, don't be doing that!
Oh hey!
He's got Skittles!
I see your Skittles!
They're my Skittles!
We're going to find his Skittles!
Why?
Do you really think I'm happy to being here?
It feels like immigration!
Get me out of here.
I'm here legally!
Noooo!
Part of the Social Media's report
on what goes on to make a
convention: We have absolutely no
help at all here,
This is more of a consumer,
perhaps kind of a hang mail kind of a thing here.
My job
is to make sure
things that break,
break.
So they know it breaks.
That explains all the people with the bad
pace makers laying in the hallway out there.
Maybe they should have paid attention,
I only had one tesla coil.
One Arcanine
hah hah hah...
two Arcanines,
hah hah hah!
What?
WHAT???
Look at all the things!
Shit.
You're blocking the way!
First of all.
What???
Hi!
No.
You get harrassed by BBF!
Right, see you around!
That's so bright!
You're cheating! That's not fair!
Now I can look at that light all I want
and I'm totally fine.
Wait a second.
Hiii! I'm a good boy!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
No, you're not!
I'm totally a good boy.
No, you're not!
Look how good of a boy I am!
Still cute, but not good!
See?
The tail is always up!
What she oughta...
I'm a dog.
I know.
I'm a good boy!
No. Prove it!
He's not a good boy.
I am....
...not a good boy.
See? Look!
He's not even fluffy!
I'm the good boy.
he's not!
We could selfie us.
I'm the good boy,
He's not the good boy.
So easy to trick a husky.
Yes, it is!
Says the husky. The husky says it is.
Totally not!
Say Hi to...
It's not!
Say Hi to BBF!
Hello BBF.
Now say I'm a good boy.
Neko is a bad boy.
NO!
I'm NOT! I'm a GOOD boy!
Neko is a very, very bad boy.
No, I'm not!
Pretty sure he stole your camera.
If you're such a good boy Neko, why is nobody
calling you a good boy?
Why is everybody over here saying
"Neko is a bad boy"?
Feck, Neko's a bitch.
You see this?
No.
I don't speak Humpsky.
You know, I was gonna give you something but...
No, you weren't!
You're just gonna call me a bad boy and walk away.
What is that?
Something you'd probably want, but you're not gonna get it.
What... that's mean!
You're being a bad boy...
I'm not being a bad boy,
You're totally a bad boy!
I've got a very certain set of skills.
Skills that I've aquired
for a very long time.
Camera breaking skills,
is that what your skills are?
I only ran into a glass window once!
Okay?
I don't have to do that again!
What am I supposed to do with this?
Slash! Slash! Slash!
OMG!
I gotta run away!
Okay, I give up, you win!
Aaaah!
Stab!
Whatever you need, can you [mumbles]
Cats fault!
You shouldn't eat him, you should
both eat the cat,
not each other!
You should eat that stupid cat!
Go away!
No.
Go!
No.
No, Go away!
No.
Oh, you want me to go?
Where do you want me to go?
To my room?
Ahh, aaaahhh
As I say it's so dark over here,
I get blinded!
What is that?
You're an honorary cop.
An honorary cop?
What you're doing to me?
Here, you can have hang...
I can't see this!
This is not how...
Hahaha, I'm invisible for the law,
you can't touch me!
I serve my community!
Look at that, I wear a light!
I help the community!
I've found the culprit!
I've identified the culprit!
You know it's...
Wait, that's not BBF!
Oh, I see it's another one!
Sorry, my bad!
Hey, you're copying him, okay?
I know BBF has a competitor this
time. Oh, that's you, I can see the
light reflecting off your glasses, reflecting off
my face.
Both kinda like:
You know that I know that you know that I know.
You know. That I know. I don't know.
That made absolutely no sense what I said.
My god!
Turn that thing up any higher
on the light, BBF?
DAYUM!
Whoo!
I have a very important message:
Bark bark bark! Bark bark bark bark bark! Bark!
What did you do?
I am not George Clooney. I am...
...Bruce Willis.
You can tell by the hair.
Do you have a good con?
Yes,
Absolutely, how about you?
Look who's blushing?
You know you're cute!
Who's a cute boy?
Bright! Hide...
It's so bright! Hide...
Soo... hide!
Can't see me!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat you this time.
I'm just gonna let you, you know...
take a long explore on the mouth
and then you'll be all set.
Right?
Right.
Don't worry, I'll just feed you to the dragon.
Because I know he'd eat you.
Oooowww!
It's fun in there!
It's playtime!
Oh no!
Neither of us are fursuiters,
why are you doing this?
Why?
No, now everyone will know about our love!
No! No!
Not again!
Fourth time this month!
We gonna have to go into hiding once more!
Who knows it?
Alright guys, if you're just joining us
here, we're still doing
our species photoshoots here
at the Furfest Menagerie
I'm not gonna boop the camera cause I know I'm not supposed to!
Oh god, phone! Nom nom nom
Naaaaaahm nahm nom nom nom!
Phone is tasty, nom nom nom!
It's an iPhone, it tastes like Apple.
[insane barking noises]
[christmas noises]
Bright lights! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!
Bunnies! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!
Wolves! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
MFF! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!
Arrrrarrr!
Youtubeception right here!
Youtubeception!
You're going on mine I'm going on yours!
I'm so gay!
You're so gay!
Like, comment and subscribe!
Awwwrrrrarrrrr!
Don't do that!
Why do that?
Aaaawwwrrrrf!
I see again!
Cameras smell interesting!
They smell like YouTube.
What?
They smell like YouTube.
What is YouTube?
I don't know but it smells like cameras.
Do they have balls?
I smell like YouTube!
You smell like YouTube!
Yes, I do!
Byebye!
Can't wash the stank off dogs.
It's not a thing you can do.
I clean boi!
Am good! He lie!
He thinks he is a clean dog
and in dog standards, yes.
This is what it smells like to be clean,
you don't understand that, do you?
Yeah, that's right!
It's...
Aaah!
Fleas! Dogs giving me fleas!
Goddamnit, OMG!
See that's what happens
in two seconds, I got fleas!
Thank you dogs!
They stink!
Why aren't you wearing your Frontline?
Aren't you supposed to have that?
Frontline me!
Nooo!
Frontline me hard!
Oh hi!
Aaaaaah!
Noot noot noot noot!
Noot noot noot noot noot noot noot!
[annoying squeaks]
Cookies!
I want a cookie.
Gimme a cookie!
Give meeee!
Oh hey!
I'm not Zarkey!
No? I'm not Zarkey!
No?
No! No!
You are!
No, I'm not!
Why?
It says I am, but I'm not!
Who's in there?
No! Hi! Hi!
Hi! Hi!
Dogs are only kinda cute.
Yeah, I'm cuter!
You're not cuter, I'm...
Who's this guy? What's going on?
What's going on over here?
What is this?
Hah?
We're trying to find Zarkey!
Which one is the real one?
I don't know, OMG!
I don't know!
I have no clue.
Do you know?
I don't know.
Uh, whatever!
Let's go eat!
Yes!
That way!
Bye bye!
German Sparkleparty!
Hi!
This is a family friendly video, okay?
Bitch, you literally sparkle
you're not gonna tell me that.
Oh.
We're amongst friends here. It's okay.
It's okay.
You're Black and White Dexter!
I'm Black and White Dexter?
Dexter is Black and White
Well, I mean, it's actually not black and white,
Dexter is Colored Mori
and you can fuck off!
Yeah, hold still when you're on video camera!
Very smart! Nice!
He's a horny one, look out.
[laughs in Santa]
Come on in!
Happy Furry day!
That's not still photos, is it?
No, it's film.
Film? Who uses film anymore?
I thought it was all electronical
digital shit.
Yeah.
I've had some Vad...
Vod.... Vodka!
Noooo!
What?
And the sad part is that I ate a lot of pizza
earlier so I don't feel it...
but I'm hoping in about 30 minutes....
Dexter!
[Laughs in Xzadfor]
Whoop Whoop!
Oh yeah, it's your birthday, isn't it?
Happy Birthday, Ruby!
Everybody sing for Ruby, 1, 2, 3,
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, dear Ruby,
Happy Birthday to you!
I saw you in Europe.
You saw me in Europe?
Yeah.
Oh you did saw me in Europe!
Yeah, I did see you in Europe.
You done did see me in Europe!
Then you saw the raccoon!
The most beautiful raccoon that ever there was!
[screams in raccoon]
Listen to his voice!
*screams*
It's music to my earbuds!
Oh my god I'm so happy!
Was it what you were hoping for?
Yes, I've been a huge fan of
I.C.P. for a long time!
It was great!
Nice!
What kind of cat are you?
One that does this:
Oh, okay.
Meeeeeeoooow!
Alright, no more cameras, interview's over.
Goodbye.
No, sorry.
Can we put these cameras out of my face
I can't... no, no, just no.
I'm doing an unpermissioned touch.
No!
Unpermissioned touch.
Get your hands
out of my face!
Gonna grab your hair, this is like
half your hair...
I just did my hair!
It's one giant hair
If you did your hair, you did all of it.
Yeah, it's beautiful!
It's like...
Is the back okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Does it bounce?
Hello!
Don't, don't....
It's my lost cat.
You need to find your own princess,
don't worry about a cat.
For some easy payments of just
599.95, you too can own...
this lovely...
one-piece-fox!
Just send a self-adressed envelope to
Foxes'R'Us!
He was going 70mph!
And waving his sword around.
He's got a pirate hat.
He's guilty!
Lock him up.
Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer!
HAH?
Wanna take my mugshot too?
Go on, look at my face! Come on!
Right here, right here, hah?
You like that?
Jokerfox here, hihihihi!
Stay away!
Oh dear!
Aaaaah!
Balooon!
Magic!
No?
Have a smile, hihihi!
No?
OK, good bye!
I said Bye!
Ow!
OK, fine, come with me!
Who are you?
What's your name?
What?
Want to say anything to the camera?
Wanna do a trick?
What?
Show them a trick!
What trick?
Any trick!
Bravo! Bravo!
What's your name?
Greg
What was it?
Greg!
Gragon! Hihi!
Want to say anything?
What?
Want to say anything?
Ugh, no, I don't know.
Want to say anything?
Hello from MFF 2018!
Now, who wants to do a trick?
Sure!
Yes!
What sort of trick?
Any trick you want! Just show the cameras!
What!! Hihi!
Heeheeheehee!
Hey you, here here, let me try!
Yeah, ugh...
What!
Let me go again!
Heeheeheeheehee!
There we go!
Please show us a trick!
Any trick!
My name is Batman.
BATMAN?! Oooh!
What's your name?
There's a name right there!
Please show us a little trick!
Ooooh!
That's amazing!
How's it going?
Do you have a trick to show the people?
I have zero tricks,
I'm not very good at...
A little trick, come on,
show a trick! Here's a balloon!
What am I supposed to do with that?
Anything!
Anything?
Tadaaah!
You, Sir, are a...
Oh no, I tried, hold on. He is a....
Get out of my way!
I think that wraps up for me, I hope you had fun!
And make sure to come back to MFF
next year, okay?
Good! Hee hee hee!
Hello darling,
Hello! Welcome to MFF
it's a lovely day today,
not too hot, not too cold.
Albeit a bit cold for me
because I come from a land where
the weather never really changes from rain.
But you know...
Uuuugh, anyway!
Goodbye.
It doesn't matter, he's gonna follow me...
You'd follow us back to the room
if we don't at least pretend to entertain you.
Do you have a fursuit?
No.
Okay, then not.
Cutie, wait!
He's listening to that word.
I called you cutie and you...
I'm not cute.
I got him earlier because I was trying to take his
sign, and I was telling him, "you're not allowed
to lie on my con floor". And he says:
"Yes, I can!"
So he admits, this is a lie.
You're cuuuuute!
Nooooooooo!
Yes, you're cute!
You're touching my not.
Oh boy!
I'm touching his not!
I should be eating you.
You're my dinner.
It's not yours!
No, bad! Bad!
Stealer of chicken!
Run away, run away!
Where did you come from?
This one, yes!
Furry Migration baby!
Look at you!
Look at me, not at him!
Look at me! Look at me!
[3 cameraman yelling]
You found the real camera! Thank you!
Greetings from MFF!
From the Netherlands!
We came all the way over here,
8000km just to hang out
with the European furries!
Midwest Furfest!
Oh god, good times,
Unfortunately we are done
for the night!
I know!
Thank you so much everyone
you guys are absolutely increcible!
They pull off the Reese's
for the American sized Reese's cup
Wow
What is this, the normal bakeries....
I thought that's a bag of Reese's cups, no,
Oh no, this is the American
style Reese's cup!
That's the most American thing!
We are going to build a wall around this!
And Reese's is going to pay for it!
[horrible singing]
This is not Eighties music the way I remember it!
I remember it as epic music that
has heart and soul!
Hi, we're collecting for Sit Stay Read,
This is Lola Sunshine,
She's a certified
reading-assistance dog with
Sit Stay Read, we work for
literacy, and Lola is collecting
donations!
Handstand!
He's so shy,
I know he wants a hug!
He really wants a hug!
These logistics people all look the same!
Don't ask, I lost a bet.
Yeah, I know. I lost a bet.
I gotta be a bunny.
So you have an
accent. Where are you from?
Germany.
Oh, I did NAZI that coming!
These Germans
tie their shows in little knazies.
Hahaaaah!
An angry rat!
It's an angry daddy rat!
Oh god!
Don't get his camera!
The other cameras are CNN!
Those are fake news!
Fake mews!
This is fake news,
Fake mews!
No, fake news!
M-E-W-S! Mews!
This guy over here is totally fake!
He's fake news too!
You got a camera that looks like it's worth
about 10 fursuits!
Everything's fursuits now.
I'm sure you mean one fursuit!
Fursuits are a currency.
So much love for me!
Nice, it's like a door knocker
like "is there anyone home?
No, there's no heart there!"
I know, a big block!
What's going on down here?
What, here?
You really wanna know?
Yeah, yah.
I'm not.... oh, let...
Let's shoot the same from all sides!
Got an injury?
This is the first multi angle crotch-shot
of the furry fandom.
Whoooo!
They broke it!
Because you're cute, yeah!
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
Adorable!
It's been vandalized!
You're not cute, you're adorable. How about that?
It's been vandalized.
Do you wanna say that you ARE food?
No.
No?
I'm gonna put you next to Alkali so we can have
A-lkali and B-kali!
Yes.
He rubbed off on me.
He's bad influence.
Bright light!
Like bright!
Oh god!
Now I know what a deer feels like!
Aaaah!
I'm blind! I'm blind!
Now you're making me shy.
Why?
Because it's a camera!
I'm hiding!
Oh no! Quick!
There you are!
Okay, you won!
Can you give me cookies?
I don't have cookies!
Oh.
Camera!
What should we do to the camera?
I don't know. What should we do?
We should boop it.
You're not shy anymore now.
I was getting my blow job!
A what?!
Oh god! By that!
A kitty!
Kitty.
Kitty!
Hi Kitty!
Hi! HI!
HI!
Orange kitty.
Nuuuuh.
Kitty.
Hey! Hi!
You have stumbled across the White Wolf
photo shoot.
All three of us are here
taking pictures at MFF
That's it. There's other ones but
there is a very small amount of White Wolf suits
You gotta fix this next year
Alright? Anyone with a White Wolf suit, you gotta
come down here alright?
Get your picture taken and show
Gotta represent man, gotta represent
the White Wolves. Yeah. Come on.
She makes some frigging awesome suits!
Look at these gorgeous suits made by your
White Wolf. Look at these.
Very nice!
I came here for the sandwich.
I got nothing.
MIIIINE!
AAaaaah!
We're starving! Please!!
The food is so expensive here
at MFF, the hotel charges you
$10 for a cheese burger!
We have to make our own plushie sandwiches
to eat, there's nothing else to eat in here!
We are starving to death!
Please send help and food here!
Eh...
Yeah!
Look at all this stuff
that is scattered about here! There are
so many things, NOT to do at MFF
Things that you not pertain at MFF is
scattered about. Commercials everywhere.
You wanna go here?
You gotta go here! You wanna go here?
You gotta go here too.
You have your whole schedule
right here on
this nice table.
There's postcards, people,
a postcard you can mail to your mom and dad
for them to get upset. Look at that!
There is so much stuff you can do.
You need a clip?
Do the thing: Take the clip off,
and throw that in the garbage.You got a nice clip there, man.
Come on guys, check out this table
here at MFF!
This used to be a pool!
They had a gorgeous pool here under this
glorious dome. You know what they
did? They ripped it out and put a stair case.
Like this place needs more stairs,
come on! We need a really
swanky pool, fellas!
And no, they give us STAIRS!
Now I have nowhere to swim!
You can try swimming in the stairs, I don't know,
they won't be good tho.
I saw someone trying to do that earlier
and they did not....
They drowned on the stairs!
Sponsors are behind me!
Attendees are behind the person in...
So I guess they are over there.
We're gonna make this line extra wide,
if we did it as one person line they'd get
outside the hotel, we do not want anyone
standing in the rain! We also don't want the line
go upstairs.
Hey Mom, don't.... eehh...
I'm on the loose, don't worry!
Bork.
Bork!
Bark!
Awoo!
Awwwwoooo!
Illegal! Gotcha. $350 please.
Oh god, I got a camera.
Who got to see the Fursuit Games?
Hey, you survived!
Yeah!
What did you think?
I loved it, this is so much fun!
Would you come back?
Yeah, I'd love to!
It's a very fun time!
You had a really good time?
It was my first time at a furry convention ever.
Everyone was incredibly nice, it was
It was one of my most positive con experiences
I've ever had.
It's the end!
It is!
What are you guys doing right after the con?
You're gonna go on vacation?
I'm getting married in two weeks!
I'm going to Hawaii, yes.
It's a good break!
That is many cameras!
I'm so excited!
I'm thrilled! I'm just happy to be
here!
You guys have done such a fantastic job,
I'm so happy!
Have you ever turned the cameras on yourself?
All the time.
All the time?
Basically, it's like this whole mirror effect.
Hey guys, how are you doing?
I couldn't be happier with how everything has gone.
I really could not.
I could not either. I'm absolutely
in awe, we had so many people
express so much excitement
over this weekend, it's...
Collectively, guys, we've set a new
bar and I'm just stoked about it.
Go us, I like the bar! bar and I'm just stoked about it.
Go us, I like the bar!
We can say "Go us" at least
once, right?
Welcome to the 2018
Midwest Furfest Closing
Ceremonies!
[no mike] I want to thank you all for...
attending.... there we go, yeah!
Alright!
Now I don't have to hold this thing up,
Thank you again, Tiller, for that amazing introduction
and thank you to Woody and the
social media team that put together that
wonderful video that highlights the hard
work that all of our staff
members put on.
We had a really generous donation from Fuzzy Logic
Escape Room, thank you guys
for setting
up and giving us a lot of entertainment
They gave $1000.
This figure just floors me. This is
just the money that kind of like this
sort of flies in and goes into
a little tip jar at the
table. It wasn't a little tip jar because
Clean up!
Cleanup on aisle MFF!
Please wait!
The tip jar. A jar
raised $9620.
I've been told to do a lot of things.
"Open the rabbit" is not one of them.
How do I open the rabbit?
*sings* Open the rabbit, open the rabbit....
Do you feel violated by this?
I don't like what I'm seeing but there's money.
Everybody, we got smarties!
We have decided to give
an additional
$50'000!
Who has been in Con Suite
this weekend? Give me a round of applause.
Did you guys enjoy Con Suite?
If you went to Con Suite you might have
noticed the bane of my
existence: The Soda machine!
You remember that thing?
It's still alive!
It's like a vampire, it has no
soul and no reflection.
But what it does have on there
are a bunch of wonderful
pictures of staff members.
And they're all set for 2019,
but it turns out they're short by one.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to auction off
the opportunity to get your
fursona on the most evil
soda machine on the planet!
And we're gonna start this auction of at:
The first....
The person who just yelled 500 at
me, I guess that's where we're going to start
off....
550 over here in the front...
That's just a swearword but
thank you.... 700!
We have $700
750!
We have 750!
going once....
800?
We have 800 in the back over there!
What do we got?
Yell it!
900 over here!
$1000!!!!
We've got 1100 over here!
1100 going once...
1500 over here, Alkali!
1500!
Over here, Alkali, look left!
You have....
How'd you find him?
Stay there! 1500
going once....
1500 going twice
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, let's show them
how we close out a convention.
That cue you were waiting for
is now!
Thank you to our crack finance team
who is having to count pennies
now.
Keep in mind, every donation you
make is another tear that this
dog cries.
Imma dance-fight you!
Let's go out front, let's do this!
We raised $92'790!
Thank you so much, here, have it!
I just wanna thank you from the bottom of my
heart and the 2500
students that we will serve this year and
in the next year, because of you.
So thank you and if any of you are ever in Chicago
you ever want to volunteer, we
need you, we love you, contact
us we'd love to see you again.
Thank you, you guys are amazing.
Thank you!
I want a moment about who Rama is:
HE hates me for this,
He will never forgive me, and I'm fine with that.
Do I...
...keep the mike to myself...
My voice is roached, you know that.
I mean, I love talking and all...
Rama is working tirelessly
all year long for this convention
probably doing that for another year
because he's brave and bold.
So I want us all to give a big round of applause for our con chair
Rama real quick.
Seriously, he works so hard,
keep it going!
It's amazing to see what this convention
has become over the past twenty
years. So....
How many of you went to artists alley /
artists marketplace? Show your hands.
In 2000, the entire convention
fit in that space.
We have more staff than we
had attendees the first year of MFF.
This year we put through more people
in one night of registration than
than attended the convention at all
last year.
So... we've grown
just a bit.
And we really want to celebrate it
so for next year, December
6th through December 8th,
Right back here at the Hyatt and
the convention center, we will be
celebrating 20 years of MFF and
we'll throw ourselves a birthday party!
So with that,
I wish you all a safe journey back
home and hope to
all see you back here next year,
December 6th, that's
Friday, not Monday,
please?
We love you all, seriously!
Thank you for attending, we hope to see you
next year at this time!
He's copying his boyfriend.
Beaufriend? - His Beaufriend.
That's a bright light!
Yeah!
And you can't see shit!
But it's okay, it's okay!
Are you going to eat the camera?
I don't know what this tastes like.
You don't know what it tastes like?
Find out!
What are you learning?
Videography!
Why did the lights go out?
What happened to the lights?
Oh, they're back again, okay!
There's lights!
There's lights anywhere!
There's one there, and one there...
... and one there... and one there...
And a big one right there, it's like...
That's like almost 10 lights!
That's a lot of lights!
1, 2....
14....
Purple! Yeah, it's 14!
14 and a purple!
I mean, dogs are color blind.
But that's what I said: It's purple.
What if it's red?
What's a Red?
I don't think you're gonna get a drink.
I'm gonna bite your butt!
I'm safe.
Happy Hanukkah!
Noone can hurt me!
I win!
I can't really go anywhere else. Con's over!
Where's BBF?
Sleeping.
Oh, you're taking over his job?
Yes.
Tell him to wake up!
BBF is busy, as always.
Niiiice.
He's a busy dog.
Very busy.
BBF, I miss you! Wake up!
It's only Sunday!
We have more time!
Sunday!
Sunday is best day!
AaahhhaaaAAAaahhaa!
He's still there, isn't he?
Yes.
This is what you get.
No, this is what YOU get.
Right behind the ear!
Ooooh, behind the ear! Right there!
Right behind the ear!
I can do that but it won't help me because
he's still gonna see me.
I suppose, but at least it
makes for good comedy!
Eat shit!
You're such an ass!
Hell no! Go away!
Oh stop following...
Go with the people! Go!
You will stop eventually!
Shit! I can't deal with this!
I can't deal with this right now!
I need this! Really important!
I need this!
HAHA!!
It's mine now!
Ah, that's much better!
Aah, this is so satisfying!
Damn you!
You're adorable!
I'm scary!
I'm terrifying!
Rawwwr and stuff!
Rawr!
This is it. This is the finale.
My hair is a mess and...
we're ready to go.
I haven't got the energy to chase you away today so
As you can see....
right here...
This is where we were, and
this is what we're about to leave so...
This is a message to everyone that's about to leave:
Safe trip home, see
you all next year, and this
cameraman better get this camera out of
my face before I kick his teeth in.
It's over. MFF 2018 is over.
You had fun, I had fun,
we all had drinks,
we all partied...
and my hair is still a mess.
Can you help me open my box?
It's really locked tight and
I'm sure somebody could find the code somewhere.
I guess we're gonna need to find some help!
I hope everyone's been having a great con!
What do you guys think the code is?
999.
999? I don't know!
Might not open! Still locked!
111!
111?
Still locked!
0000!
See you later, alright?
Oh, it's my bat friend!
Of course you were fursuiting on Sunday.
Good to see you again!
Have a safe trip home!
We're not gay!
You're gay!
We're just cute!
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Wah!
*Wah!s the Smurfs theme*
So here we have Tillikum
One of the German furs that
....if I know the camera...