We were lucky again
and got the plane
that's the furthest away from the gate.
We just circled around the entire airport.
Joker!
I'm happy!
A little shopping...
tons of food and booze!
Gotta be prepared for the party!
There's an extinct animal hiding behind me!
Right?
Am I correct?
And now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.
It complains about low light!
It says low light??
That doesn't make...
Aaaaah, my retinas!
Is that BBF?
You know, I have so much Captain Morgan in my system
the fumes are blurring my vision,
I can't actually see!
I can't tell if these are the fumes from the
Captain Morgan or the light.
I can't tell.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Uuuuuhm....
Eight??
I think seven.
I'm gonna go with six.
How many fingers?
BBF, what the hell are you doing?
Every da,m con you come here...
and follow me!
What do you think what value
Ey! What value am I gonna add
to this video, seriously?
Drunk value!
Look, that's not proven.
Yeah.
How much blood do you have in your alcohol system?
In a comparison as a ratio from
blood to alcohol,
my blood is 1 and the alcohol is 2.
Hey, it's Sparky Bluefox, I wanna
tell you about this accessory down here
Pretty little time and effort have gone into
developement of this cheaply
conceived idea: How to
make the world's cheapest
furry blinky LED accessory.
Well, in this case, this blinky
LED Dogbone goes well free!
He really wants to be on your video.
Aaaahh! Aaaahh! Aaaahh! Aaaahh!
Hey, daddy!
I see you've grown that beard!
Looks real nice!
I trimmed it just for you!
Ready for your personal interview?
No.
No?
There are black cars so you're not gonna be able to see...
So...
I'll do it this way:
Got it? So I'll
do it again:
The seven sort of stays
here...
The last part I'll show
I'm using trick cards,
a lot of people don't believe me but I do.
If I take the two,
and then put another...
... heart on...
I'll do it slow so you can see it happen:
Solid, solid.
Try to do....
What the hell??
He's the devil!
This is what I do.
Xzadfoorrrrrrrrrr!
Hello!
We're here at
Where are we?
Eurofurence?
Eurofurence, right, that's all
I can think about now. EF
has broken me!
Everythings EF after I left
It never ends!
I don't want it to end!
It just happens and then it goes somewhere else
It follows around!
But we're here, at MFF 2017!
Amazing!
All the big names are here!
We got Mangusu, we've got
Cosmik, we've got
Majira Strawberries,
and all sorts of famous people
here on the red carpet tonight. We're gonna see all
the beautiful faces here at MFF
2017!
Absolutely beautiful!
OMG! It's doing all sorts of stuff!
Yes, he is!
I can purr and I can rickroll!
You rickroll?
He's making music!
Listen to this!
[Rick Astley plays]
Show's over!
Go home!
Oh no, It's J.B. Jones' ballsack!
I thought this was a skinless convention!
No, no,
The skinless convention is next time!
Something about Grimm's fairy tales.
I'm Grimm, where's my fairy tail at?
I want my furry tail, WTF!
Tails everywhere!
No! Bad!
That's why BBF's camera is falling apart!
All those boops!
OMG, you're still alive?
I thought you died when Vine went away!
Nooo, noo,
it's just my reason to live!
No!
Yah!
So what are you doing now?
I'm just cuddling this cute stinky boy!
Oh!
What are you doing?
I'm just looking at you!
You've got nothing better to do?
Yeah!
But I decided to do this instead.
Okay, makes sense!
That's my nose!
It's new!
My nose!
NOOO!
My nose!
WHYYY?
My nose!
Because I can! My nose!
Mine!
Mine! Mine!
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
I'll unscrew it!
Ah ah ah! No!
How's your con?
Welcome to Thursday, it's already chaotic!
It's like, pretty...
Oh, I'm being molested so
It's only Thursday but stuff's already happening.
So, yeah...
It's how it should be!
Yeah!
Oh! Hi!
How are you?
I'm good, Sensei!
I'm here because my boys decided to
cooperate in New York,
so I can take a vacation!
MFF! It's already jumping!
It's only Thursday and you're
gonna boop me in the face.
That's what you gotta do.
You're gonna bopp me...
Oh, you've got one of those 360 cameras!
Uuuuuuuuh nice!
Oooh, you booped me! Aaaah!
What are you doing? You're getting
closer and closer to my face.
You're missing all the fursuiters
here at MFF 2017!
She's much cuter then you are!
You'tr trying reverse psychology and...!
No, it's true!
So, who's cuter, her or Coopertom?
You are cuter!
She's cuter than you are!
Yea, that's right, now boop the shit out of her!
Do your dirty work! Do your best!
She did already!
I don't believe you! I wanna see
video proof of the video...
BOP!
This!
Do this!
Let me see you do this!
Come on....
Aaahhh!
I don't believe you!
Is that a 360 cam?
Yes, it is!
You're adorable!
I'm filming you, too!
Yay 360!
Oh, it's a 360?
Yap!
That's awesome! YAY!
No more hiding behind me now!
Yep, like this!
Are you drinking?
This is the beer channel
We're introducing a new beer today,
it's this one, it's empty.
Tastes like air.
Safety third!
America first!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'm proud to be German!
Yeah!
Aaahhahhhahhhh!
My eyes! It hurts!
The camera! No!
I can't get up now!
Can anybody help me?
No!
Can the camera man help me?
I'm the not-as-good-Kodi
but I'm the convention chair this year so I want
to very sincerely welcome everybody to MFF!
How are you guys doung?
[applause]
Yeah?
Who flew here? Show your paws!
Or hands!
Drove here?
Live here? Does anybody live in Chicagoland?
Like the stage and a few people down there.
That's wonderful!
Seriously, thanks so much, welcome to the
convention, we've got an amazing
adventure in store for everybody this
weekend, a lot of folks have put a lot
of time and hard work into this.
This is our passion. Some people
collect stamps or model cars,
some of us, this is what we do.
This is our hobby. I want to make
a special mention here to our guest
of honor this year: Remy Wolf,
Could you stand up please?
So Remy, we have
Latinvixen,
and we have Ross Adams!
Please stand up!
From Jim Hensons Creature Shop!
Thank you so much for being here!
We're honored to have you guys here
Super excited, a really good set of stuff!
There are 600 people that are
working this weekend to support us at the Hyatt.
Be nice! Apparently all the
vacation requests were denied this weekend.
We as a convention
We work very closely with each other, we work very hard
throughout the year to make this happen and
This was a particular difficult year for our team
In December not too
long, actually after last year, we
lost Quasiskunk.
He was with the convention for
well more than a decade
He was part of staff and covered the fursuit lounge
Consuite, staff lounge...
Everywhere, and we miss Quasi
incredibly dearly...
It's been very very challenging for the team
this year to be able to fill those shoes
and we never will, but we try to
move on, and then
as the team was adjusting,
We lost Takaza.
earlier in Spring.
I've known Dan for a while.
And it was sudden.
Dan had a heart attack,
he was at home,
and...
it's tough.
It's tough when you spend a lot of time
working closely with somebody
to have that happen, and I know I'm not
the only one, by a long shot this has impacted.
Duncan, his partner, and
the whole family,
was very heavily impacted,
Duncan as a staffer and former con chair has been
brilliant at coming back and helping us out
again this year. It's been really tough for us.
It's real tough for a lot of our staff.
I think we've done a brilliant job
I couldn't be more proud of my team,
I couldn't be more proud of all the people who volunteered,
This... yeah.
[applause]
But I think that's the... yeah.
Here I am promising I wasn't gonna cry on stage.
I think the point in all of this is: It's more than just
a job for a lot of us.
Obviously we're all volunteers, but there's
such an emotional connection.
Good friend of mine, Thumper, continuously
drills this into my head all the time:
"We're mission-driven."
We're here because we believe in what we do.
I do this because I watched people over the years.
evolve from being
nerdy little teenagers like I was
as kid, to suddenly gaining a lot of
confidence because I can speak amongst my peers.
Maybe I do to the office after
my convention, I'm able to ask
by boss for a raise. Maybe I get the confidence
to tell my family something I otherwise couldn't
because I finally felt supported in my life.
This to a lot of us is far more
than just a chance to be silly
and crazy.
You guys were amazing.
Most of you who knew about this
stuff, all of you who found out
were very supportive with this.
And there's a lot to that. We're not just
a business convention or a bunch
of people getting together to do stuff. There really
is a community and a family that begins to develope.
Thank you guys for that.
I'm Christin, there are eight of us
who started this programme,
a year ago we wanted to
do more in Chicago and help,
I have my own dog rescue which
is for all breeds, Christian has a dog and
cat rescue,
and eight of us leads
came together and thought of this
awesome programme, that
helps owners keep their pets
out of the shelters. So Friday,
Saturday, Sunday we stand outside of
Chicago Animal Control for about four
hours and we volunteer our
time to
devert these animals from going inside.
And sometimes these owners just need
help. And that's what
we're there for: we help and educate them,
we help with medical cost,
we pay extreme surgeries
I think the highest one we've paid was
6000$, yeah, I don't know if this
is with Cristin too, you wanna...?
We just wanna say how honored we are
that you guys chose us as your charity
this year. We
didn't realize when we started
how much of an impact we were gonna
have at Chicago Animal Care & Control,
and what we've seen over the last year,
we started in May 2016,
has been amazing. The families
when they reach out to us, afterwards
they tell us, they came to Animal Care & Control
they didn't know if they
would ever see their animal again and thanks
to Chris, they're able to keep their
animal and they
just love us and...
[applause]
So you guys are gonna make a huge impact
you have no idea, we have so
many stories we can share and
look forward to sharing them next year but
you are gonna save us thousands of
lives just by helping
us so thank you so much.
[applause]
Alright, well,
are you guys erady to go have some fun?
Alright, thank you very much,
let's start this convention!
Life is short, be sillly!
Aah, there you are!
Grumps....
Another grump!
Are you guys in line for your badges?
No...
I have no idea what I'm doing.
It's video!
It's video!!!
You can be more snarly!
Arrarrarrrr!
Derp derp derp derp!
The registration, John, the line is
out the door, there is over
300 people here
waiting, the wait is
close to 34 hours
we have people climbing here,
sleeping with pensic campsites,
food and materials, some
of them are dying from starvation
before the time they reach the door.
Absolutely astonishing
here, at MFF 2017.
Back to you John.
There are times when a con gets so popular,
that everybody forgets to pre-reg.
Or the line just gets insanely
long, and in those times
the key is: be drunk before you get
into line cause it's gonna be a while before you drink.
Drink responsibly, kids!
Welcome to RegCon,
you'll receive your supersponsor gift
of a pair of new sneakers
and laces,
For the God-Level attendees,
you get a chair to sit on for one minute
of your experience,
Hopefully you'll all make it
to the end.
Some won't make it.
It's less than the normal reg line,
I had a friend of mine just
walk outta here saying it took
under 1,5 hours
in the pre-reg. I don't wanna
know it takes in the normal reg line.
[the boys are singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"]
I remember you! It's kinda hard
to forget the f*cking sun!
Are you getting a tan already?
Oh yeah.
Looks a bit molten there, too.
Yeah. Yeah.
Whatever.
Yeah.
F*ck you, too!
There we go!
Boop!
Aaaaahhhhh.....
It's BBF!
I can't see you over the blinding light!
That's what he does: He stalks
his prey by blinding them!
Blinded by the light!
Okay, I got one:
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Your reputation is gone anyway
so you might as well enjoy it.
I don't have a reputation!
Another booper!
And another booper! Why do people do that all the time!
[angry barking]
Hey, you missed out at Anthrocon, right?
Not anymore!
Just move forward a little bit!
Keep your nose down, just move forward.
Nose down, just forward. Like this.
Yep! Keep going!
There we go! Oh yes!
We're having a good time here at MFF 2017!
I'm cleaning all kinds of furries
And, you're getting really close!
Is it time for my close-up?
You're gonna get some 60mm steel....
Blablablablablablablablabla!
10 millimeters!
Up to 60 if you want!
Let me tell you, it's pretty hard!
Ewww!
Baaahhh!
There's something on my shoulder, ewww!
That smells!
Yes, it stinks!
(Not really, the editor) :-)
Collie saves the day!
[cries]
Oh, speaking of cute!
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are cute!
Prove me wrong!
You just booped my camera.
You booped my camera!
You know, that's a felony.
It's a serious offense. You're getting a ticket for that.
You're touching me, Sexy!
Eewwww!
[awooo]
I don't know what those noises are....
AWWOOOOO!
Bark!
That's husky noises!
That's a husky.
*Tsodiyo fake-howls*
You're a cat, you don't make that noise!
I'm a what?
You're a cat, you don't make that kind of noise!
*Tsodiyo fake-howls*
Meooowwww!
Mow! Mow! Meow!
God damnit, go away Shadow Kat!!
I'm Shadow Kat and this is Tsodiyo!
Iiiii am drunk!
I'm not drunk, I'm a...
I'm Shadow Kat!
Oh, it's BBF!
He's the best BBF!
Like of all of BBFs,
he's the best one, he's right there on top!
*screams like a girl*
Hi!
Boop!
I'm still filming you!
Now I don't know what.
I'm still filming you.
Noooo!
How?
There!
Aaaahh!
What are all those
weird animal people doing here?
I have no idea!
Hi! Am I being filmed?
I don't like being filmed!
Hahaa!
I'm still filming you!
NO!!
It's 360, it's all the way!
Nooo!
How does it do that?
Two lenses, pretty much!
You know...
This guy is being...
... this entire con!
Apparently,
he is no longer doing noseboops.
I don't know why.
It's just a matter of time....
There's nothing you can do.
Haaai!
Aaaahh!
What did I ever do to you?
You're hurting my feelings!
Someone help!
Aaahahahahah!!
Yaaay! I finally got it!
MFF....
2017!
The Furfest of the Midwest!
I don't know what...
...cause this is awesome!
No comment!
Hi there, food!
Hi!
What are you doing, morsel?
Just, like, eat it?
Eat it?
Yes! Yeah!
Then eat it!
It still has a red dot!
One time when I was at home and
there was a red dot on the floor that kept moving...
AAAAHHHHHH!
[violin plays]
[fart sounds]
OMG WHAT IS THAT!?!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Arr RRAARRRR!!
WHAT?!
Hi camera!
Raaahhrrr!
Permanently grump suit!
I know.
Cause someone took my pizza!
Shiniest nose of the con!
It's wet and cold.
Don't just stand there, be animated!
I once got a whole con drunk.
What did you do, buy rounds for everyone?
I have a Tiki-Party tonight.
That's much bull...!
If you lay on the ground, you'll be ground beef!
Hahaaaaah!
Why are you filming me?
I'm nobody important.
I wanna get all the...
everything I can, that has hair!
This guy's a more reasonable color,
he's easier to film.
He is very grey.
We'll call him: Ohio Sky.
Mew mow meow!
What do you have to say for yourself, Sir?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
It's Tirrel, the deer.
Immediately he chews on the microphone.
Microphone....
Hey now!
Ewww!
He's exposed it to the deer gumball machine.
I think we're getting some feedback, let me test that.
Whoooooooooooooo!
Whooooo!
Whooop!
Whoooop!
Hah!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........
Oh god it's so bright!
Warn me before you do that!
Stop that!
Eating the microphone!
Bad wolf!
Dammit!
This is like when Adam and Eve first got together
and he said "Step back, I dunno how big it's gonna get."
Even the horse is impressed.
Damn!
Looks like you got a friend tonight!
What do you think about Scurrow?
That's right, there's no thinking involved.
You have the brightest eyes!
Nawwwwwww!
Yes, you do!
Yeah, you look like you get your temperature taken!
N'awwww!
Yes!
I'm gonna bite it!
She doesn't make moving jaws!
I'm biting it!
I'm really biting it!
Right here, right now!
I'm really biting it!
Hang on a second...
You've got eyes!
You're not an angel dragon, you're
a live dragon!
A DL?
I just want to shout out to all the... you know...
All the, uhm, I just wanna...
shout out, everybody,
listen, let me tell you one thing...
Just gonna tell you one thing...
I've been... have it your way...
or don't have it anyway.
At all.
Get it together, but not
too together.
If you step up to the plate,
Swing it or miss...
all the way around the bases,
out... out it goes
foul ball.
Mine for tonight!
Ughhh!
Get a piece of marten, for everyone!
There's enough marten for everyone!
Get a slice of...
Get a slice of marten!
Get a slice of marten, it's free
it's a little fatty but free!
Haaaaai!
I'm Neko!
Welcome to MFF 2017!
Today is Saturday
night, and
we're just getting started!
I wanna fuck with cats!
I wanna put that pickle behind them
and watch them jump!
You bent my pickle!
That's our dinner, we're having Spaghetti-O's!
Just Spaghett!
Spaghett!
Pour them on me!
Wooowww!
This is
Saturday night at MFF!
I hope everyone's having a good time!
I'm gonna mingle! See you later!
What's in the bag?
Oh, he's got dice and stuff.
Is this the Nbowa card game?
The Nbowa stickerpack cardgame.
Oh thank you!
Why is your tail in
your thing?
Why are you pointing your camera down there? That's gross.
No, no, hello!!
Wow, that's...
That's gonna get you invited to some parties tonight!
I don't know about parties tonight but I
heard what you did to my human pet last night!
Oh my!
That was not very dignified of your party.
I have no responsibility for that!
Some nefarious person
was doing it while I was not looking.
Some nefarious person
who had drawn a
very similar moustache
to the one that you're sporting, Xzadfor.
I think it's argueable that
I can timetravel and my moustache was
not there when that was drawn.
It can only have been drawn by someone who know how to
maintain a perfect moustache.
Next generation, old man!
Next generation right there!
How cute. Awesome!
Keep off my lawn.
My teeth are hurting, that was just too cute.
Your teeth are hurting and so is my brain from
thinking about how many times I have to chase
these youngsters off my lawn.
You can't walk
across here
without many fans stopping you.
I don't think you can make one walk across here
to the other side by the restaurant
without being stopped by someone who loves you.
I'll take that challenge gladly,
I bet that noone will notice an old dragon
because they have better taste.
Oh no, I think you'll be noticed.
Let's see about that.
Oh, Ding!
Well, that didn't last long!
Well, there's nothing boaring about this one!
I think that he has one less
cheekdot, and it's on her now!
What's up with that?
It's video, move guys, move!
I'm amazingly violating everyone
wearing my fursuit!
Wow, are you going to the dance comp?
Because you're getting a little Boogie in it!
Yeah, hmmmmmm!
That's what I do.
I drink, and I know things.
Can you tell us again,
Not a fox!
Hey foxie!
Don't forget how you're not a fox!
Not. A. Fox!
Hey BBF!
Can you say for the camera,
what is he?
Fox!
NOT.
A.
FOX!!
Das ist Fuchs! This is a fox!
No!
Yeah!
Nein!
Record greatness!
For this is the last thing you'll see
before I conquer the world!
Hahahaha!
Nothing! You don't deserve it!
Are you gonna build a wall?
The camera just died by the way.
For f*cks sake!
It's my favourite cameraman
MFF has come to a close
It's Sunday night
Thank you all for coming,
and we hope to see you again next year!
Whooooo!