No eating Bambi!
No!
That's mean!
See, those dogs are vegetarians!
Well, one of them is.
Uuuuuh!
Oh, that's the headless lounge.
Now I know!
Tadaaaahhh!
Nomnomnomonom!
It's recorded!
Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
Why do you do this to me?
Because it's so tasty!
Why do you make my life hell?
Because it's fun!
Eat my phone!
It's tasty phone!
You're an asshole!
You got a message, it was a tasty message!
You do this every time....
Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
Can I have my phone back?
No!
Why?
Coz it's tasty!
You're an asshole!
Aha!
I hate you!
Okay!
You ruin my life!
Yaaay!
Nomnomnomnom!
It is tasty!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
Jerk!
Nahm nahm nahm nahm nahm nahm nahm!
I'm Uncle Kage!
Ssssshhh!
Ssssshhhh!
No awoo!
Aaaaahhhhhhh!
Ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh!
*burrrrrrrp!*
Gawd!! Oh man!
You ruined it!
I don't even know how to dance!
Aaaah! Mwwwaaaah!
Everybody at Midwest Furfest
2016 this is Crafty Andy
tune into Rotten Egg Creations
cause I told you to.
And have some fun!
Have some drinks,
have some Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Too high, too high!
There we go!
[lots of chatty voices]
Aaah! I'll put sunglasses on
to stare at the light! No problem, I can see!
That's Wes, he lives in
Columbus near me.
Are you drunk?
How drunk?
This drunk?
That's a lot of drunk!
Convention magic is when people start showing
and then there's more bottles of Scotch
and more bottles of
alcohol, and there's more beer,
and everyone's having a good time, and
the beach is here,
a ringtail shows up, and
Yes, that's convention magic!
Is that convention magic?
This is convention magic right here,
this is a fresh ringtail!
[guitar player sings]
[musical presentation]
*sings* I just want her to be
a friend!
But she just
ran away from me!
*sings Duck Dance*
It's a raccoon dance now!
I'm taking it over!
Dadah dadah dadah daah!
Needs to be metal!
*sings Duck Dance*
Get squished on the road!
I am a raccoon!
Dadah dadah dadah daaaahhht!
You're a trash panda!
Ooooh!
I've never been...
Do I smell? Can you smell me?
Of course you smell.
I smell like everything else that noone wants.
I know!
I'm the leftovers!
I'm like that little food that
got cold,
and then got microwaved again!
wwwoooOOOOOooooowwww!
Yeah!
Wow! Get in here!
Dance!
Woooww!
Wwoooowwww!
You gotta keep dancing!
Keep dancing!
You're like a police light, red and blue!
Wwwoooowwwwww!
Wowww!
Stop what?
You stop!
Wow!
Woww!!
Wooww!!
Woooww!
Wwoooww!!
Wow!
Woow!
Woooww!
Woowwoowwoowwooowww!
Whaaa!
It's called the Cupid Shuffle photoshoot
[everybody wows]
Spectacuwow!
Hi!
Ohai!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
No!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!!!
Open it!
I don't think it's gonna work.
I can't get it!
Not working!
Did you just kill the knife?
Whose booze is this?
Oh my god!
Who's shoe is this?
Hi, camera!
Aaahh!
How do you film in this hotel at night?
So this is MFF 2016
and it's
Saturday night! Basically the night noone...
...everyone refuses to sleep, so...
It's gonna be a long night
gonna be a fun night,
lot's of snuggles.
That's kind of the point so...
I can't get my m*therf*cking head off!
Hold on, hold on...
That's not gonna help!
Watch this:
One...
two...
three!
That didn't help at all! *mumbles*
Come and pull me!
Come pull me!
Okay.
One, two, three!
AaaaaaAAAaahhaaah!
AAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAHHHAAAHHH!
Oh my god!
Aaaahhhhhhh!
Oh god it looks like gum!
Come on you big carpet, I kick your ass!
Oh come on you can't kick my ass!
I'll kick your ass!
I'll kick your ass all the way over to Christopher Street Day!
Your ass will be so kicked when I'm done!
What is that on top of your head, what kind of mop thing is that?
Oh, it's a buttercream icing!
Vanilla bean, it's my mothers recipe!
Wet!
It's soggy!
Oh, I know Goku!
That carpet lives near me.
Relatively.
You got...
Ice, Ice Baby!
Finally I meet you, Willow.
It is I, the dark one from Twitter.
It's the E-honk honk!
Mmmmammamamammmm...
Mamamammmatches!
It's like a pink filled doughnut!
*laughs*
Here's a guy, he has a new fursuit
never fursuited before...
Come on, act like something!
Listen Willow, you gotta be very careful!
If you're not an inflation fox,
you gotta make sure that you tell everyone
very specifically you're a doughnut fox.
You don't wanna be mistaken, because
you know... yeah...
Here's 20 bucks for the kitties.
Just the kitties, not the doggies.
Don't feed the kitties doughnuts tho.
Secretly observing you...
while you're standing there being observed...
Nice!
Is that the Kipper head?
No, it's another one? Ooooh.
Somebody else is in the business too
that's nice!
That's very good!
But you're associating with a cat!
Is that alright?
Okay, alright.
That's good because wild cats
are just extra food sources for foxes anyway.
Oh god, it's Jesus Phillipino guy!
Hey, he's Phillipino!
Jolly Jolly Collie!
Oh god, yes!
Jollie! Hah!
Yooo, heeey!
BBF!
It's MFF and it's Sunday!
And it's snowing!
It's snowing!
How can you beat that?
It's your kind of weather!
Yes, it is! I'm a husky!
I love snow!
Hi!
Hiii!
Hi! Welcome to MFF!
Haaah! We love you BBF!
Baaaaahhh!
Mwwahh! Mwwaah!
Merry christmas!
MFF, are you gonna open Trapped-Con?
No, I hope not.
Everybody is able to get
some safely, enjoy the snow as I do.
I think Chicago knows how to clear the airport.
Yeah, we're one of the few cities in this country that's
just spectacular at dealing with winter.
It's coffee. It's only coffee.
Yeah, right!
It's Tequila, it's only Tequila.
It used to be coffee.
Those were candy bars that were melted and
reshaped into what looks like what you'd find
in a litter box.
Eeeew.
Delightful!
Woody chose
or was given that:
oh, it's slimy, hold on.
Have you seen somebody throw up on stage before?
You're about to.
And that's closing ceremonies
Hey, good night everybody. Done!
Is the goal to wait for a certain
quantity of money and then hope this is
actually candy or...?
That was the plan but you
will see!
There needs to be motivation.
Alkali has his hat out...
as that's a wonderful collection bin.
Oh boy...
Hey, there we go,
make them eat that stuff that looks like shit!
I don't have a microphone, I can swear!
Hey guys!
I've only been here for a few seconds
you're ff.... screwed!
What... just... oh my god!
That was a one!
Oh boy, that's...
Now you can watch Perro throw up on the money.
It's raining!
OMG it feels like marked bills!
Oh boy!
[crowd yells]
[applause and cheers]
That was... that was...
That's a thing!
That was fish!
Thank you guys!
Thank you so much!
I'm Woody, the convention chair for MFF 2016,
and up here I have the MFF convention leads!
who really make this
convention possible, an event of this
size is obviously...
so many people I once more can't....
300 staff, the volunteers, everyone
that makes this possible:
Thank you guys!
Registration numbers: This time we have
7075 attendees!
[applause]
We have people from all 50 states,
plus District of Columbia.
8 Canadian provinces,
and 35 other countries
from all over the world.
All continents except Antarctica.
Next I'd like to welcome the Doughnut Crew.
[applause]
They collected a total of
2000 dollars.
You requested a picture with a kitten,
I think that's not much to ask.
I preliminarily told you guys our total donation this year is 18.102,05$!
First of all, holy crap!
I tried not to swear
but when everybody came up to me,
we almost fainted.
That was four years ago and
we've grown so much since then
Holy shit guys, you're killing us!
The fuck, are you kidding me?
We have just a little something extra
for you...
from Midwest Furfest....
Holy shit, oh my god!!
[enthusiastic applause]
You're out of your fucking minds!
That's all I got!
Guys...
This buys the land
in Alabama, this buys the entire
land that we need to buy
the 12 acres that we need to
to put the facility on.
Can I just say one more thing?
You should be so proud of yourselves.
This is an unbelievable
payment you guys are putting on and you
should be so proud
of the work that you do, the
animals that you help, the way you
guys behave yourselves, you're
first class all the way. Thank
you very much for just
being amazing all weekend and
all year around and forever
for having us back a second time
it is not lost on us, I
promise you, we'll make you
so pleased and so proud
we're gonna spend the shit out of this money!
What was the total again?
With the 5 cents...
It's important.
That's kinda cool!
I don't think the hat's gonna be big enough...
Guys...
This is my second and final year as con chair
for MFF
I have an amazing team who has made this possible
and I could not be more pleased to
announce our chair with them as well
MFF con chair 2017
Kodi, who will be taking over for MFF 2017
We're back next year on November 30th,
to Sunday December 3rd 2017
Stop coming here on Tuesday!
Our guests of honor, we'd like to
proudly announce Latinvixen,
Remywolf and Vivziepop!
Oddy, can I push that button I'm not allowed to push?
The battery might be dead...
[airhorn sound]
Just counting, that's amazing, people,
we have 1.180$
We're here till Wednesday!
We were able to raise
78.482,05$
Then, with that,
I'd like to thank
everyone for attending and say that
I'll say a special thanks to Mahrkale,
our 2015 guest of honor cause she wished for
snow this year, so if
you're excited
for the snow, thank Mahrkale,
if you're not, thank Mahrkale, and
either way I'd like to wish everyone save travels
home and
see you next year!
Awooooo!
Oh come on, you were the police dog!
Yesterday. Yes, you were!
You're the police dog!
I'm so starting a how now.
Three,
two,
one....
Awwwooooooooo!
I am ruining your shot!
*squeak squeak*
*chirp*
*chirp chirp*
*angry chirpy-squeaky,chirpensen-squeaky McSqueak*
Who is this? This is not consent!
This is not...
dammit!
Now I can't even see.
Seriously?
I'm being held against my will
are you gonna help?
No.
That kinda figures.
It's more fun this way.
That's the intro to rape!
Just let it happen.
That's the intro to rape as well.
I saw tan on the paw, is that Kryphos?
God dammit!
So many people it could be!
If I look in your lens maybe I can see the reflection.
He doesn't have a reflection.
Bullshit. He's not a vampire.
Whoo!
Fucking stinky-ass lion!
How do you know his ass is stinking?
All of him is stinky, how is his ass not?
Probably the best smelling part of him, too.
Hello Jaryic!
What's that now?
It's me!
He's the Austrian!
The Austrian!
Oh, new costumer! Oooooohhhh!
So angry!
Angry photo for you!
Why so angry!
Thank you, thank you!
Oh, new costumer! OoooOOOoooohhhh!
Ooooooohhhhh!
New costumer! OoooooooOOOOOooohhh!
New costumer special for you!
2 dollar for sign!
Oooooooooohhh!
Oooooooohh!
Bark!
Baahrk!
Eat here!
You don't take home!
Eat in here!
Don't take home!
Crazy!
Ohh photo booth over here!
Go look, go look over here!
2 dollar! No refund!
No refund, no!
You look like a hornet now. OMG.
Hallo BB!
Hallo!
We are German dogs!
We are full of German beer!
Ja!
Very gut!
What is this?
New costumer!
Oooooooohhhhh!
Welcome to MFF everybody!
It's the last night and I am.....
Fucked.
Do you remember
I want to be your sledgehammer!
Why don't you call my name?
You better call me Sledgehammer!
Let there be no doubt about it! Ah!
You spin me right round baby
right round, like a record baby
right round, round, round!
You can have a steam train
If you
just
lay
down
your
tracks...
Why don't you call my name?
I'm your sledge hammer!
Let there be no doubt ab...
I've kicked the habit
shed my skin! Shed my skin!
This is the new stuff!
I go dancing in!
Won't you show for me?
I'll show for you!
And now the legend of the Dutch Oven Dragon:
As tod
by a cheap costume fox head.
and a...
Titash balloon.
As you stalk the Dutch Oven Dragon you'll notice
that it makes weird sounds.
[squeaky balloon noises]
Be careful, if he closes the covers over you
the last thing you hear before you suffocate
[balloon farting noises]
The Dutch Oven Dragon, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Someone put a lay on that elephants nose!
What the hell!
That tentacle needs to be laid!
I think you've should spent the extra $50 for pupils.
BBF, you know what this is?
What you just got involved in?
This is Corner Con!
It's got shut down once before
but maybe because you're here it won't get
shut down again!
Corner Con 2016!