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[Alarm sounds]
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We have more people exiting the building!
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Please move this way!
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I can't see!
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Ooooh!
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[subtitles by Tillikum and BigBlueFox]
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So soon?
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Oh...
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"Reading memory card"... you win!
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I wasn't ready.
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Awww, awwww....
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My light's brighter than yours!
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Wow....
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It's bright!
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*chirrs*
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Midwest Furfest!
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2014!
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Oh my god!
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BBF!
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*chirrs*
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I feel sorry for the guy
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who gets onto an airplane,
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and his name is Edward Bola!
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Could you imagine what would go on
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if they called him to the front?
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E. Bola!
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We're looking for E. Bola!
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Edward Bola!
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We're looking for E. Bola!
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Ebola!
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I didn't see you there.
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Welcome to Midwest Furfest!
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Greetings, Shadowcat!
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Hello!
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He's filming us!
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OOHH MYY GOOOOOOD!
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A Twix bar!
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I've never seen a Twix bar!
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Dear God!
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It's a Twix White!
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You can tell it's German because it's white!
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Oh God it's....
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It's Big Bright Fox again!
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I knew this, can you ju....
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No, oh God!
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Make it brighter!
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Eh.... gn....
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Oh you.... put it.....
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really tight, there you go!
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HAH! HAHAH!
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There you go!
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Get this guy, too!
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Right here!
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Welcome to MFF 2014!
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[cheering]
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Hi, BBF!
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Now give a nosebeep!
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There we go.
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Welcome to MFF and BBFs
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video. This is where
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BBF inserts, as he does
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every con,
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video of me, out of fursuit.
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Don't forget the shot where you
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zoom in on his head from above
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to show that he doesn't have any hair.
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[laughter]
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Can you do it again?
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Eeeeeehhh!
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What a minute, I'm the e-con-cryer!
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EEEeeeeEEEeeeeeehhh!
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Now that we know what you are, what are you doing here?
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I don't know!
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Who are you?
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I don't know, I'm confused!
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I think he's Animal,
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I'm not sure!
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You don't know?
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Nah, no!
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You don't know, huh?
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Nobody knows!
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Who is this man?
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Harass him! He's all wrong here!
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He's not part of the convention!
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But you!
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Oh no, whooo!
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[yells]
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I don't like where this is going!
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Waaah, help me!
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Hiiiii!
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Welcome to MFF!
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2014!
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You should be here!
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Don't listen to this guy!
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It's all lies!
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We're not at MFF at all!
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We're at some other place, forget about it!
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Nothing to see here, get outta here!
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Quick, quick!
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Guys...
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Oh crap! OH GOD!
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Not again!
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It's Anthrocon all over!
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That's what happens...
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You gotta protect the nose!
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Coincidence!
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A huge coincidence for you to show
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up here! I didn't know
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I was just passing through and I was like wow,
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look at this place, I've never been here! I don't know what this is!
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It's all hollow inside!
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It's a cheap hotel, there's nothing inside the building!
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It's like one of these chocolate bunnies,
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there's nothing inside of it!
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Hollow like my soul!
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No standing, Sir, no standing!
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I was walking! I was walking!
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You're doing it wrong!
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There you go, that's better!
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Wow, whoah!
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That's like a 3, 2, 1, ACTION!
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Hey everyone!
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We've got a lot of stuff in here!
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Lots of ice, lots of bottle caps!
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That's all we've got in here!
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That looks like Mountain Dew to me!
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That's really not Mountain Dew!
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Hey BBF-Land!
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Wow, I wasn't ready for my
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closeup, is this my good side?
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That might.... WOW!
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You've got two settings on there!
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[laughs]
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I swear I didn't do it, officer!
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They've got me!
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It's not just bottlecaps and ice...
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It's yummy.... it's diamonds!
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It's diamonds, and it's all mine!
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This is the one you want, right here!
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Right there!
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You again!
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What is it with... Telephone's not here!
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You know what? She's not getting me this time.
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Telephone is gonna be here,
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and she's gonna stop me,
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and she thinks she's
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gonna get my soul and eat it
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but she's NOT!
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Because: I've got a defense now!
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It's my secret
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defense!
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Not telling anybody or otherwise
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she may find out!
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She's got spies somewhere...
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they're everywhere...
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Do it right! Or you're a bad camera!
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It's a bad camera!
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What?
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The camera is bad!
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Cause it's bad, look!
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It's nice and shiny and I can
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see people in there!
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They're watching me, why?
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Creepers, stalkers, I don't know!
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Creepers and stalkers, that's creepy!
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And stalkers!
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You're just too cute!
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Bark!
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Woof!
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Bark!
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Woof!
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Wow, camera!
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Don't do that to me, I'm not drunk yet!
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I'd like to tell you a story
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about a husky who drinks.
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And then....
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Errr, hi!
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This is awkward!
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Turn it away from me!
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Hug?
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Sure!
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I've been good!
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He's hiding behind another camera!
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Oh sweet. There's that, okay.
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Nooooh, no....
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No... now you've zoomed in!
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Oh... where are you putting that camera?
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Nooo... bad husky!
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Hey, I'm innocent! My paws are right here!
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They are right here!
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Ewww, it's a cat!
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Yeah, what about it?!
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Dogs are better!
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RAHR!!
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Bark!
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This is an interview! Bark! Bark!
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Oh hi!
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Ah hah!
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It's stereo now!
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No, no no no!!
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No.
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Rrrooaarrr!!
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Welcome to Midwest Furfest
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you impudent youngsters!
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Enjoy your stay while it lasts
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for Chicago may not exist
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in the near future, when
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my brother and I are around!
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Is that not right?
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Hi BBF!
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What do I do?
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Ahahahaha!
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Waaahaaaaahaaaa!
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*chirr*
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[cutest squeaking sounds]
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*squeals*
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Hello!
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You are German, ja?
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Hallo, ja!
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Ja, ja!
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I'm so pissed about the strike
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and everything and the
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exceptionally good
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lunch and the
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Swiss flight and
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the lunch was so good and
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I'm totally pissed! I expected something
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really, really, really bad!
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but....
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It was excellent!
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Bark, bark!
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I hop into a train...
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from there I hop onto a plane...
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I go across the ocean...
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I think I'm finally rid of you...
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and who do I run into?
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What's your name, Droopy?
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I'm never going to get rid of you, am I?
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Beware of the bright light!
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Gonna have to go through the nosebeep count
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on your video!
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What are you gonna do?
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Two...
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Three...
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Four...
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Ooooohh!
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Oh, you take me out!
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Are we gonna play this game?
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Oh no! No!
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Oh oh....
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Aaaaahhhh!!
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I need another camera now!
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Aarrrarararr!
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Hey BBF!
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Another year's gone by,
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now it's 2014
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almost the end of the year, and we're
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at MFF!
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What can I say, it's my 8th MFF
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it just gets better every year.
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Yeah, whatever he said,
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it's awesome!
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Whooo, welcome to MFF
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twothousand-four-teeeeen!
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[violin intensifies]
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Hi!
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Let's do this!
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Hi, BBF!
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This is Santa Baby, what can I say?
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Santa Baby!
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[sings the 'Santa Baby' song]
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o/~ Whoho!
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o/~ I wish I knew the lyrics of...
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o/~ Santa Baby...
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[yelling]
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[weird yelling]
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Whoah! Oh!
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Welcome to 2013!
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Oh, 14!
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What year is this?
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Why am I here?
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If you had an actual iPad we could tell you.
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It just says "Say stuff on stage".
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"And don't cry!"
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Wanna get started?
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Since we are only
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7 minutes late!
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[audience cheers]
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In Furry Standard Time
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we actually time travelled back
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like four hours,
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that is so early.
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Speaking of time travelling
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you guys are all two weeks late!
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I don't even know why you're here.
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Clearly you didn't read the memo.
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But fortunately,
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the Hyatt was able to accomodate these
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reign of people showing up two weeks late.
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So thank you, Hyatt for
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allowing us to have full reign of the house
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My name is Perro
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I'm a sucker that they make hop up on stage and...
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look like an idiot!
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This is my third and last year being con chair!
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and after this we're giving it over to this man
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who is equally as stupid!
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So dumb...
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Speaking of the Hyatt: Please don't burn it down!
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We really like these guys, and...
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they absolutely love us
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Honestly. I'm sure you've seen the staff are wearing ears
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And they are some of the greatest staff in the business.
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They truly appreciate us
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they treat us like family
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they don't treat us like weird people
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This hotel has lots of weird events and we are not the weirdest!
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We're very normal!
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No, I'm weird!
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I'm wearing a sweater vest. That's awful
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uhhhmm...
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But really, I never feel alienated
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by anybody here.
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They just love us,
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they love our business and they want us to
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have a good time, so please
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be respectful of the hotel staff
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because they will be respectful of us. They love us.
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It was really creepy
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really crazy creepy to see
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an entire full lobby on Wednesday
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But it was good!
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00:50:34,150 --> 00:50:36,150
It was creepy but still! There wasn't PhD people
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00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,350
I mean, some of you may have PhDs, but
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00:50:39,350 --> 00:50:40,950
you don't have a con based around that
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so we appreciate you guys being all that flexible and
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00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:44,750
you got a ton of
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pretty awesome programmimg stuff planned
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We have amazing guests of honor
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they worked all year contributing
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to the artwork on our website.
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First of all, we got Lacy and Nick
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00:50:56,780 --> 00:50:59,780
of fursuiting.com, they make lots of fursuits, please step up.
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We're gonna embarass you a lot!
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00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:02,940
Step up! Step up!
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Sabretoothed Ermine
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You should be there? There you are! Hello everybody!
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00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:28,060
We should have NovaD0g. I don't know where he is but...
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00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:29,980
he is also here somewhere on the premises
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00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:31,780
and we all welcome him as well!
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00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,600
Thank you guys!
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00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:37,160
OMG, I didn't pimp sched. Is anybody not on sched.org yet?
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00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,600
Not me because I'm using a tablet made out of cardboard!
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00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,160
I know, I know. You've actually got hand drawn weird...
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00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,820
I don't know, it's like stick figures, I don't know what that is
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00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:50,120
Uhm yes. If you haven't seen it yet: sched.org
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00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,740
Uh sched.furfest.org is our specific url
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00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:56,140
but all of this stuff of programming is gonna be online,
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00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:57,780
on your mobile phone, there is wifi
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00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,260
at parts of the hotel!
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00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,480
I think it's on the back of your badge. It's a code.
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00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,180
It is! But go there because things do move over the weekend
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00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:06,620
that is gonna be the single source of truth so if you do
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00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:09,280
go head on, you're like: "Wait a minute... when is my panel?"
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00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280
If you go to scheduling in there
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00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,320
You have to talk like that?
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00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,160
You do! You do...
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00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,420
[IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE]
"Where is my Panel?"
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00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,660
It's voice activated. New computers do that!
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00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,460
Don't you get me started on Tacos!
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00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:23,680
So guys... new people... old people...
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You're all friends to us so thank you for coming
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00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:30,160
Have a great, safe and fun weekend!
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00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,380
Go ahead! Let's do this!
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00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:33,340
Thanks guys!
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00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:33,980
[LOUD CHEERING]
Thanks guys!
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00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,980
[LOUD CHEERING]
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00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:40,380
FA is down!
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00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:43,060
OMG I never heard that one!
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00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:47,120
They are always "Hey Fender! FA is down!"
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00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,260
FA is down! FA is down!
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00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,140
Fender FA is down!
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00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:50,820
Hey Fender, do you know? FA is down!
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00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:52,820
Oh, FA is down! Oh god!
385
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,960
Thank god, people telling me this!
386
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,600
Hey Fender! FA is down!
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00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,600
REALLY? OH MY GOD!
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00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,600
I HAD NO IDEA! THANK YOU!
389
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,200
Thank you for telling me FA is down
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00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,500
I was completely unaware that FA was down!
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00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:06,880
Fix it, now!
392
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,880
I'm on vacation!
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00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,150
You're on call, always, 24/7!
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00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:14,150
Hey, uhm... I didn't know
395
00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:16,150
if you knew this or not,
396
00:53:16,150 --> 00:53:17,880
but if you try to type in
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00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,450
furaffinity.net,
398
00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:21,220
it goes to funacademy?
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00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:21,970
No.
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00:53:21,970 --> 00:53:23,970
It says, Furaffinity is down!
401
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:25,420
NOO!
402
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:26,250
It doesn't, it's fine!
403
00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:28,250
I just checked it!
404
00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:30,250
I'm on vacation!
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00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,480
You're on call!
406
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,480
Don't you have server duty?
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00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,050
I'm..... i'm....
408
00:53:35,050 --> 00:53:37,050
Server duty, I don't even have pockets!
409
00:53:37,310 --> 00:53:39,050
How am I supposed to do anything?
410
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,050
You've got a pager? Isn't it inside... like...
411
00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:43,050
Somewhere?
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00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,740
No... uh!
413
00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:46,540
See?
414
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:48,540
Oh my God... *sobs*
415
00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:50,540
I just want torelax, have a good time!
416
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,000
Not when FA is down!
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00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,000
If Fa is down, it's the end of the world for furries.
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00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
We're all here, having a good time!
419
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:00,450
This is like real FA!
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00:54:00,450 --> 00:54:02,450
Look, I'm watching you!
421
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:06,050
I'm watching you! Thanks for the +fave!
422
00:54:06,650 --> 00:54:08,170
ee, that's how it works.
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00:54:09,050 --> 00:54:10,250
Ahhhh!
424
00:54:10,250 --> 00:54:11,280
What...?
425
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:11,940
Why!
426
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:14,600
Fender, FA's down, FA's down, FA's down...
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00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,450
I need booze!
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00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:24,020
I'm up, I'm awake too early
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00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:26,020
and suddenly I realize
430
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:28,850
that everything is very stable
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00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:30,850
and solid, and
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00:54:31,110 --> 00:54:32,850
I can walk, and
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00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:35,450
I don't feel hung over in the slightest
434
00:54:35,450 --> 00:54:37,450
and I think I'm sick
435
00:54:37,910 --> 00:54:39,740
but I think I just need to be drunk,
436
00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:41,740
I think I'm just tasting sobriety and
437
00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:42,540
I don't like it.
438
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,620
This is not good.
439
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,620
I have to find some alcohol somewhere.
440
00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:47,880
Else, this is gonna get really ugly.
441
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,880
I may even start
442
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,880
like, realizing
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00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,880
that I don't have a life.
444
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,880
And leave and go get a career.
445
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,310
I don't know, but
446
00:54:57,310 --> 00:54:58,970
I need a booze fast!
447
00:54:58,970 --> 00:55:00,970
Or something bad is going to happen to everyone
448
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,310
I gotta go!
449
00:55:03,770 --> 00:55:06,540
I need to take this thing, and this thing
450
00:55:06,540 --> 00:55:08,540
And gee.. right there!
451
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:10,540
That's what you need! Hai!
452
00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:11,970
How's it going?
453
00:55:11,970 --> 00:55:13,970
[bad interpretation of an Angel's choir]
454
00:55:13,970 --> 00:55:15,970
Ooooooohhhyaaeeeeeeyyyy!
455
00:55:16,510 --> 00:55:18,110
Oh deeeeear!
456
00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:20,110
This is...
457
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,170
you, me
458
00:55:22,170 --> 00:55:23,820
filming you
459
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,480
filming me!
460
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,880
It's film-ception, bitch!
461
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,880
That's what it is!
462
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,880
Right! Yeah!
463
00:55:33,110 --> 00:55:35,220
And.... suddenly, fursuiter!
464
00:55:44,620 --> 00:55:46,620
Nahm nahm, nomnom nom naaahhhmmm!
465
00:55:52,370 --> 00:55:53,250
Hey!
466
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:55,250
Quit hitting me with your ball!
467
00:56:39,450 --> 00:56:40,650
Brush your teeth!
468
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:11,510
Oh, there we go again!
469
00:59:11,510 --> 00:59:13,510
Hello!
470
00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:15,510
Can I assist you with something, Sir?
471
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,510
There we go!
472
00:59:19,540 --> 00:59:21,280
It is funny how she decides
473
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,800
where she wants to go,
474
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,800
and that's just where she's gonna go.
475
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,110
Hello!
476
01:00:20,110 --> 01:00:22,110
We're back, MFF once again!
477
01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:24,110
And that light is really bright!
478
01:00:24,110 --> 01:00:26,110
Once again. Oh!
479
01:00:26,910 --> 01:00:28,450
Keep it bright!
480
01:00:28,770 --> 01:00:30,170
Ooh!
481
01:04:28,540 --> 01:04:30,570
How to be cute: 101!
482
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:34,080
Lesson one:
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01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:37,020
Put one paw over the other!
484
01:04:37,970 --> 01:04:40,970
2: you can be optional on this:
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01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:43,000
either you can put your hands
486
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,680
together and put them down
487
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,680
like this.
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01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:53,740
Then, third step is this:
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01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,480
as for the optional,
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01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,480
you can also put these behind you!
491
01:05:10,310 --> 01:05:11,970
And for the next step,
492
01:05:13,220 --> 01:05:14,650
GO FOR THE BACON!
493
01:05:15,770 --> 01:05:16,800
Open the bacon!
494
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,680
Ya have any bacon?
495
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,420
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
496
01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:20,110
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
497
01:05:20,110 --> 01:05:20,600
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
498
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,110
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
Ya have bacon?
499
01:05:21,110 --> 01:05:21,620
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
Ya have bacon?
No bacon.
500
01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,220
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
Ya have bacon?
No bacon.
No bacon?
501
01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:22,910
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
Ya have bacon?
No bacon.
No bacon?
No bacon.
502
01:05:22,910 --> 01:05:24,910
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
Ya have bacon?
No bacon.
No bacon?
No bacon.
No bacon?
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01:06:19,150 --> 01:06:20,350
No!
504
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:21,950
Let me show you how it's done:
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01:06:21,950 --> 01:06:23,950
Open your mouth!
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01:06:23,950 --> 01:06:25,950
That's how it's done!
507
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:14,600
I looked up at the skies!
508
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,050
Wow dude!
509
01:07:16,050 --> 01:07:18,050
I'm flying!
510
01:07:18,450 --> 01:07:20,150
I'm superfly!
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01:07:20,150 --> 01:07:22,150
Wait! I have wings!
512
01:07:22,150 --> 01:07:23,350
Wait!
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01:07:23,350 --> 01:07:24,700
Take these...
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01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:26,000
brown striped wings...
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01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,050
[sings] Take these brown striped wings!
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01:07:29,050 --> 01:07:31,050
and learn to fly again!
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01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:35,750
WHOAAAHHH!
518
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:37,200
*growl*
519
01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:41,100
Arrrrhhhh ahhh....
520
01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:43,550
Sometimes I like to thing...
521
01:07:43,550 --> 01:07:44,700
little bit crazy!
522
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:46,350
Little bit eating out of the garbage,
523
01:07:46,350 --> 01:07:47,300
little bit crazies!
524
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,650
But now, for everyone of me,
525
01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:51,650
who's crazy, there's three of me
526
01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:53,850
Well, not really three...
527
01:07:53,850 --> 01:07:55,200
meant...
528
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,550
but three of me that's more crazy!
529
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:05,100
No, I'm not licking these things! I'm not!
530
01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:07,850
Those... *laughs*
531
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,000
And this chapter of BBFs video is entitled
532
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,950
Fursuits that BBF would like to get into bed with!
533
01:08:15,950 --> 01:08:17,550
Don't show that to my mom!
534
01:08:17,550 --> 01:08:19,550
No, my mom got squished!
535
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:23,700
Whuh...!
536
01:08:24,450 --> 01:08:26,100
Noooo!
537
01:08:33,450 --> 01:08:36,850
Is this a new job as paparazzi or...?
538
01:08:37,950 --> 01:08:40,250
are you just trying to annoy people now?
539
01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:54,550
How much longer until I get to eat anyone of you?
540
01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:56,550
Oh wait, he likes that...
541
01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:08,250
I don't know what to do!
542
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:10,250
There's a camera in front of me, that's good!
543
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:28,860
OOOH MY GOD!!!
544
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,850
Oh Lord it's Mr. Peanuts!
545
01:09:31,850 --> 01:09:35,950
I'm not worthy!
546
01:09:39,850 --> 01:09:41,150
Ahahah!!
547
01:09:41,150 --> 01:09:42,550
OH MAH GAWD!!
548
01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:45,000
I'm gonna treasure this forever!! Thank you!
549
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,000
Thank you!!
550
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Oh my god!!
551
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:59,150
Maooww!
552
01:09:59,150 --> 01:10:01,150
Meow? Meow maow!
553
01:10:01,150 --> 01:10:03,150
Maooow!
554
01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:23,800
I am the happiest cat
555
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,150
in the entire world!
556
01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:27,150
I'm standing before the
557
01:10:27,150 --> 01:10:29,150
in the face of glory
558
01:10:29,150 --> 01:10:31,150
Mr. Peanut OH MY GOD!!
559
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:32,950
Oh!
560
01:10:32,950 --> 01:10:34,350
Hey BBF!
561
01:10:34,350 --> 01:10:35,750
It's Friday night!
562
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:38,850
The con's rip-roaring fun,
563
01:10:38,850 --> 01:10:40,350
tons of people,
564
01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:42,350
must've drawn another 20%!
565
01:10:42,350 --> 01:10:43,450
I can't believe it!
566
01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:44,700
Breaking news everybody!
567
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:47,400
Mr. Peanut is a fan of my Youtube channel!
568
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,950
NineLiveSnails!
569
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:49,850
Go check it out!
570
01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:51,650
OH MY GOD MR. PEANUT!!
571
01:10:51,650 --> 01:10:53,650
It's the weirdest hug ever but OK!
572
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:56,600
THAT IS AWESOME OHOHOHOH MY GOD!
573
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,800
There's a little bit of something for everybody here at this con!
574
01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,750
It's only Friday
575
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,300
And it's Friday night, even better!
576
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,400
I'm sitting on a light
577
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,400
and you're shining a light on me.
578
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,000
I'm just stating the obvious because it's
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pretty much all I can think of to do.
580
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:19,950
And AaAaaAAaAh, it's very bright!
581
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,350
*SQUEAK!*
582
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,200
Hewwo!
583
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,200
Whooooooowww!
584
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:30,700
*brrrrreeep?
585
01:11:30,700 --> 01:11:31,350
Erp!
586
01:11:31,350 --> 01:11:33,350
Meep meep meep!
587
01:11:33,850 --> 01:11:34,550
Meep!
588
01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:35,950
*chirp*
589
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,950
Meep beep beep!
590
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:39,950
Meep meep beep!
591
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,650
*brrrreeeep!*
592
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,450
Rrrrruff!
593
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,800
Squeak! Squickedy-squeak! Squeaken!
594
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:52,800
*beep*
595
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,450
Greetings at Midwest Furfest, and
596
01:12:05,450 --> 01:12:07,350
have a look at my blending-in-jacket!
597
01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:08,900
This is fantastic.
598
01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:10,900
This is blending in at MFF right here!
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01:12:11,850 --> 01:12:13,450
Eep, eep!
600
01:12:14,150 --> 01:12:15,400
*brrreeeep*
601
01:12:16,950 --> 01:12:18,750
*brrrrrreeeeeeep!*
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01:12:20,850 --> 01:12:23,000
Raarrarararrrraarrrrrrgh!
603
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,350
What's going on, big guys?
604
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,200
Greetings to Midwest Furfest...
605
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:47,100
20.... 14, I believe?
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01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:48,450
Yes it i
607
01:12:48,450 --> 01:12:50,000
I can't think right now!
608
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000
Don't forget to come out
609
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,750
Friday night, midnight,
610
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:55,750
DJ Recca, you guys know what it is!
611
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:57,750
We need to feed this man!
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01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:58,850
Food?
613
01:12:58,850 --> 01:13:02,100
You're thinking of food at a time like booze,... i mean, this?
614
01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:05,650
What if your food and your booze can be the same thing?
615
01:13:05,650 --> 01:13:07,650
It's bread you can drink!
616
01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,050
The microphone guys!
617
01:13:18,050 --> 01:13:21,100
I caught a dragon!
618
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:23,100
No! You don't want me on camera!
619
01:13:28,650 --> 01:13:30,450
Oh hey, hello!
620
01:13:30,450 --> 01:13:31,800
The paparazzi are here!
621
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,250
He's trying to pretend he's all big and fierce!
622
01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:37,250
Really, he's not.
623
01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:39,250
I'm a fucking dragon you know?
624
01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:42,900
Yes?
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01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:44,050
No.
626
01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:46,050
Raarrrr...
627
01:13:46,050 --> 01:13:48,050
Hello world!
628
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,800
Ah, errr... ah...
629
01:13:53,650 --> 01:13:56,550
Hello, this is the British, back in
630
01:13:56,550 --> 01:13:57,950
the... well...
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01:13:57,950 --> 01:13:59,950
the colonies!
632
01:13:59,950 --> 01:14:01,950
We're planning a secret invasion.
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01:14:02,350 --> 01:14:03,800
With the Germans.
634
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,800
We want to take America....
635
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,750
Pssss....
636
01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:08,750
Don't tell anyone!
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01:14:12,150 --> 01:14:14,150
Ich habe mein Wein hier
I've got my wine!
638
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:16,150
das ist Nummer Zwei...
This is number two!
639
01:14:16,150 --> 01:14:18,150
Zwei, zwei!
Two, two!
640
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,950
Because my Story Hour is going to be in approx.
641
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:26,800
32 minutes and I have to get myself
642
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,500
prepared. I used to say
643
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:30,500
I had to get myself lubricated but this is a furry con.
644
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,500
People may take it the wrong way.
645
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,650
Meeeooow!
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01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:51,600
Meow!
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01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:16,850
Hi!
648
01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:18,250
Microphone in my face!
649
01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:20,250
I've been trained not to talk
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01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,700
to media or anyone who puts microphone
651
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:24,700
in my face coz media is evil
652
01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:27,400
Hey BBF
653
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,400
Nevermind.... Hi!
654
01:18:27,550 --> 01:18:29,400
Haaaiiii!
655
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,400
So nice down here!
656
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,700
We love you BBF!
657
01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:37,700
WHhHHhhoooOOOOo!
658
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,700
MFF 2014!
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01:18:48,450 --> 01:18:50,950
That's my 3D effect!
660
01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:33,100
Why are you videoing me again?
661
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:36,700
Can I just take you back to the room and give you Whiskey
662
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:38,450
will that make you happy and you don't have to
663
01:20:38,450 --> 01:20:39,400
record me anymore?
664
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,400
Yes, Whiskey makes me happy!
665
01:20:53,650 --> 01:20:55,800
This thing, that lifts up!
666
01:20:56,350 --> 01:20:57,500
Don't know why.
667
01:20:57,500 --> 01:20:59,500
For maintenance, probably.
668
01:21:28,220 --> 01:21:30,220
[furries singing "Fuck you" by Cee-Lo Green]
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01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,500
[furries STILL singing "Fuck you" by Cee-Lo Green]
670
01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:13,980
[yes, they are STILL singing.]
671
01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:04,980
[they sing the whole f*cking song!]
672
01:24:24,350 --> 01:24:26,900
Oh god, this was on video the whole time!
673
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:28,900
It's American Furry.
674
01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:30,900
Idol. Furry Idol.
675
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:34,700
Anthropomorphic Idol.
676
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:41,150
I usually put way too much in a sushi roll.
677
01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:42,500
So it's very large.
678
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:44,500
It's a big thing!
679
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:45,500
It's an American roll!
680
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,500
'Murrican roll! Fuck yeah!
681
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:48,500
Murrica!
682
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,500
Fuck yeah!
683
01:24:52,850 --> 01:24:55,250
That's like the Bad Dragon of sushi!
684
01:24:55,850 --> 01:24:57,600
It's a Bad Dragon roll!
685
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:03,000
Note to editors: Don't use this footage!
686
01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:18,260
I can only do that when I'm drunk. What the hell.
687
01:25:23,850 --> 01:25:25,700
That is an abomination.
688
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,700
Abomination. Murrica!
689
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,000
FreezeFrame is the one that
690
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,000
put googly eyes over everything on the A/V table
691
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,000
No, actually, he just provided
692
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000
the can of googly eyes, everyone else put
693
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000
them on anything at AC
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01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,150
including my gas tank.
695
01:25:42,150 --> 01:25:44,150
I got home
696
01:25:44,150 --> 01:25:46,150
and went to refuel my car and I
697
01:25:46,150 --> 01:25:47,650
flip open the thing, there's two googly eyes
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01:25:47,650 --> 01:25:50,050
on either side of the gas fill tub.
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01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:46,250
Pudding!
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01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:48,450
Pudding!
701
01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:54,300
It's beginning with P... Pudding!
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01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:56,300
Fuck off!
703
01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,550
Look at the eye!
704
01:26:59,550 --> 01:27:01,550
It's got one eye!
705
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:39,250
You pig!!
706
01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:41,250
[Drama sound]