[Alarm sounds]
We have more people exiting the building!
Please move this way!
I can't see!
Ooooh!
[subtitles by Tillikum and BigBlueFox]
So soon?
Oh...
"Reading memory card"... you win!
I wasn't ready.
Awww, awwww....
My light's brighter than yours!
Wow....
It's bright!
*chirrs*
Midwest Furfest!
2014!
Oh my god!
BBF!
*chirrs*
I feel sorry for the guy
who gets onto an airplane,
and his name is Edward Bola!
Could you imagine what would go on
if they called him to the front?
E. Bola!
We're looking for E. Bola!
Edward Bola!
We're looking for E. Bola!
Ebola!
I didn't see you there.
Welcome to Midwest Furfest!
Greetings, Shadowcat!
Hello!
He's filming us!
OOHH MYY GOOOOOOD!
A Twix bar!
I've never seen a Twix bar!
Dear God!
It's a Twix White!
You can tell it's German because it's white!
Oh God it's....
It's Big Bright Fox again!
I knew this, can you ju....
No, oh God!
Make it brighter!
Eh.... gn....
Oh you.... put it.....
really tight, there you go!
HAH! HAHAH!
There you go!
Get this guy, too!
Right here!
Welcome to MFF 2014!
[cheering]
Hi, BBF!
Now give a nosebeep!
There we go.
Welcome to MFF and BBFs
video. This is where
BBF inserts, as he does
every con,
video of me, out of fursuit.
Don't forget the shot where you
zoom in on his head from above
to show that he doesn't have any hair.
[laughter]
Can you do it again?
Eeeeeehhh!
What a minute, I'm the e-con-cryer!
EEEeeeeEEEeeeeeehhh!
Now that we know what you are, what are you doing here?
I don't know!
Who are you?
I don't know, I'm confused!
I think he's Animal,
I'm not sure!
You don't know?
Nah, no!
You don't know, huh?
Nobody knows!
Who is this man?
Harass him! He's all wrong here!
He's not part of the convention!
But you!
Oh no, whooo!
[yells]
I don't like where this is going!
Waaah, help me!
Hiiiii!
Welcome to MFF!
2014!
You should be here!
Don't listen to this guy!
It's all lies!
We're not at MFF at all!
We're at some other place, forget about it!
Nothing to see here, get outta here!
Quick, quick!
Guys...
Oh crap! OH GOD!
Not again!
It's Anthrocon all over!
That's what happens...
You gotta protect the nose!
Coincidence!
A huge coincidence for you to show
up here! I didn't know
I was just passing through and I was like wow,
look at this place, I've never been here! I don't know what this is!
It's all hollow inside!
It's a cheap hotel, there's nothing inside the building!
It's like one of these chocolate bunnies,
there's nothing inside of it!
Hollow like my soul!
No standing, Sir, no standing!
I was walking! I was walking!
You're doing it wrong!
There you go, that's better!
Wow, whoah!
That's like a 3, 2, 1, ACTION!
Hey everyone!
We've got a lot of stuff in here!
Lots of ice, lots of bottle caps!
That's all we've got in here!
That looks like Mountain Dew to me!
That's really not Mountain Dew!
Hey BBF-Land!
Wow, I wasn't ready for my
closeup, is this my good side?
That might.... WOW!
You've got two settings on there!
[laughs]
I swear I didn't do it, officer!
They've got me!
It's not just bottlecaps and ice...
It's yummy.... it's diamonds!
It's diamonds, and it's all mine!
This is the one you want, right here!
Right there!
You again!
What is it with... Telephone's not here!
You know what? She's not getting me this time.
Telephone is gonna be here,
and she's gonna stop me,
and she thinks she's
gonna get my soul and eat it
but she's NOT!
Because: I've got a defense now!
It's my secret
defense!
Not telling anybody or otherwise
she may find out!
She's got spies somewhere...
they're everywhere...
Do it right! Or you're a bad camera!
It's a bad camera!
What?
The camera is bad!
Cause it's bad, look!
It's nice and shiny and I can
see people in there!
They're watching me, why?
Creepers, stalkers, I don't know!
Creepers and stalkers, that's creepy!
And stalkers!
You're just too cute!
Bark!
Woof!
Bark!
Woof!
Wow, camera!
Don't do that to me, I'm not drunk yet!
I'd like to tell you a story
about a husky who drinks.
And then....
Errr, hi!
This is awkward!
Turn it away from me!
Hug?
Sure!
I've been good!
He's hiding behind another camera!
Oh sweet. There's that, okay.
Nooooh, no....
No... now you've zoomed in!
Oh... where are you putting that camera?
Nooo... bad husky!
Hey, I'm innocent! My paws are right here!
They are right here!
Ewww, it's a cat!
Yeah, what about it?!
Dogs are better!
RAHR!!
Bark!
This is an interview! Bark! Bark!
Oh hi!
Ah hah!
It's stereo now!
No, no no no!!
No.
Rrrooaarrr!!
Welcome to Midwest Furfest
you impudent youngsters!
Enjoy your stay while it lasts
for Chicago may not exist
in the near future, when
my brother and I are around!
Is that not right?
Hi BBF!
What do I do?
Ahahahaha!
Waaahaaaaahaaaa!
*chirr*
[cutest squeaking sounds]
*squeals*
Hello!
You are German, ja?
Hallo, ja!
Ja, ja!
I'm so pissed about the strike
and everything and the
exceptionally good
lunch and the
Swiss flight and
the lunch was so good and
I'm totally pissed! I expected something
really, really, really bad!
but....
It was excellent!
Bark, bark!
I hop into a train...
from there I hop onto a plane...
I go across the ocean...
I think I'm finally rid of you...
and who do I run into?
What's your name, Droopy?
I'm never going to get rid of you, am I?
Beware of the bright light!
Gonna have to go through the nosebeep count
on your video!
What are you gonna do?
Two...
Three...
Four...
Ooooohh!
Oh, you take me out!
Are we gonna play this game?
Oh no! No!
Oh oh....
Aaaaahhhh!!
I need another camera now!
Aarrrarararr!
Hey BBF!
Another year's gone by,
now it's 2014
almost the end of the year, and we're
at MFF!
What can I say, it's my 8th MFF
it just gets better every year.
Yeah, whatever he said,
it's awesome!
Whooo, welcome to MFF
twothousand-four-teeeeen!
[violin intensifies]
Hi!
Let's do this!
Hi, BBF!
This is Santa Baby, what can I say?
Santa Baby!
[sings the 'Santa Baby' song]
o/~ Whoho!
o/~ I wish I knew the lyrics of...
o/~ Santa Baby...
[yelling]
[weird yelling]
Whoah! Oh!
Welcome to 2013!
Oh, 14!
What year is this?
Why am I here?
If you had an actual iPad we could tell you.
It just says "Say stuff on stage".
"And don't cry!"
Wanna get started?
Since we are only
7 minutes late!
[audience cheers]
In Furry Standard Time
we actually time travelled back
like four hours,
that is so early.
Speaking of time travelling
you guys are all two weeks late!
I don't even know why you're here.
Clearly you didn't read the memo.
But fortunately,
the Hyatt was able to accomodate these
reign of people showing up two weeks late.
So thank you, Hyatt for
allowing us to have full reign of the house
My name is Perro
I'm a sucker that they make hop up on stage and...
look like an idiot!
This is my third and last year being con chair!
and after this we're giving it over to this man
who is equally as stupid!
So dumb...
Speaking of the Hyatt: Please don't burn it down!
We really like these guys, and...
they absolutely love us
Honestly. I'm sure you've seen the staff are wearing ears
And they are some of the greatest staff in the business.
They truly appreciate us
they treat us like family
they don't treat us like weird people
This hotel has lots of weird events and we are not the weirdest!
We're very normal!
No, I'm weird!
I'm wearing a sweater vest. That's awful
uhhhmm...
But really, I never feel alienated
by anybody here.
They just love us,
they love our business and they want us to
have a good time, so please
be respectful of the hotel staff
because they will be respectful of us. They love us.
It was really creepy
really crazy creepy to see
an entire full lobby on Wednesday
But it was good!
It was creepy but still! There wasn't PhD people
I mean, some of you may have PhDs, but
you don't have a con based around that
so we appreciate you guys being all that flexible and
you got a ton of
pretty awesome programmimg stuff planned
We have amazing guests of honor
they worked all year contributing
to the artwork on our website.
First of all, we got Lacy and Nick
of fursuiting.com, they make lots of fursuits, please step up.
We're gonna embarass you a lot!
Step up! Step up!
Sabretoothed Ermine
You should be there? There you are! Hello everybody!
We should have NovaD0g. I don't know where he is but...
he is also here somewhere on the premises
and we all welcome him as well!
Thank you guys!
OMG, I didn't pimp sched. Is anybody not on sched.org yet?
Not me because I'm using a tablet made out of cardboard!
I know, I know. You've actually got hand drawn weird...
I don't know, it's like stick figures, I don't know what that is
Uhm yes. If you haven't seen it yet: sched.org
Uh sched.furfest.org is our specific url
but all of this stuff of programming is gonna be online,
on your mobile phone, there is wifi
at parts of the hotel!
I think it's on the back of your badge. It's a code.
It is! But go there because things do move over the weekend
that is gonna be the single source of truth so if you do
go head on, you're like: "Wait a minute... when is my panel?"
If you go to scheduling in there
You have to talk like that?
You do! You do...
[IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE] "Where is my Panel?"
It's voice activated. New computers do that!
Don't you get me started on Tacos!
So guys... new people... old people...
You're all friends to us so thank you for coming
Have a great, safe and fun weekend!
Go ahead! Let's do this!
Thanks guys!
[LOUD CHEERING] Thanks guys!
[LOUD CHEERING]
FA is down!
OMG I never heard that one!
They are always "Hey Fender! FA is down!"
FA is down! FA is down!
Fender FA is down!
Hey Fender, do you know? FA is down!
Oh, FA is down! Oh god!
Thank god, people telling me this!
Hey Fender! FA is down!
REALLY? OH MY GOD!
I HAD NO IDEA! THANK YOU!
Thank you for telling me FA is down
I was completely unaware that FA was down!
Fix it, now!
I'm on vacation!
You're on call, always, 24/7!
Hey, uhm... I didn't know
if you knew this or not,
but if you try to type in
furaffinity.net,
it goes to funacademy?
No.
It says, Furaffinity is down!
NOO!
It doesn't, it's fine!
I just checked it!
I'm on vacation!
You're on call!
Don't you have server duty?
I'm..... i'm....
Server duty, I don't even have pockets!
How am I supposed to do anything?
You've got a pager? Isn't it inside... like...
Somewhere?
No... uh!
See?
Oh my God... *sobs*
I just want torelax, have a good time!
Not when FA is down!
If Fa is down, it's the end of the world for furries.
We're all here, having a good time!
This is like real FA!
Look, I'm watching you!
I'm watching you! Thanks for the +fave!
ee, that's how it works.
Ahhhh!
What...?
Why!
Fender, FA's down, FA's down, FA's down...
I need booze!
I'm up, I'm awake too early
and suddenly I realize
that everything is very stable
and solid, and
I can walk, and
I don't feel hung over in the slightest
and I think I'm sick
but I think I just need to be drunk,
I think I'm just tasting sobriety and
I don't like it.
This is not good.
I have to find some alcohol somewhere.
Else, this is gonna get really ugly.
I may even start
like, realizing
that I don't have a life.
And leave and go get a career.
I don't know, but
I need a booze fast!
Or something bad is going to happen to everyone
I gotta go!
I need to take this thing, and this thing
And gee.. right there!
That's what you need! Hai!
How's it going?
[bad interpretation of an Angel's choir]
Ooooooohhhyaaeeeeeeyyyy!
Oh deeeeear!
This is...
you, me
filming you
filming me!
It's film-ception, bitch!
That's what it is!
Right! Yeah!
And.... suddenly, fursuiter!
Nahm nahm, nomnom nom naaahhhmmm!
Hey!
Quit hitting me with your ball!
Brush your teeth!
Oh, there we go again!
Hello!
Can I assist you with something, Sir?
There we go!
It is funny how she decides
where she wants to go,
and that's just where she's gonna go.
Hello!
We're back, MFF once again!
And that light is really bright!
Once again. Oh!
Keep it bright!
Ooh!
How to be cute: 101!
Lesson one:
Put one paw over the other!
2: you can be optional on this:
either you can put your hands
together and put them down
like this.
Then, third step is this:
as for the optional,
you can also put these behind you!
And for the next step,
GO FOR THE BACON!
Open the bacon!
Ya have any bacon?
Bacon?
Any bacon?
No bacon!
Ya have bacon?
No bacon.
No bacon?
No bacon.
No bacon?
No!
Let me show you how it's done:
Open your mouth!
That's how it's done!
I looked up at the skies!
Wow dude!
I'm flying!
I'm superfly!
Wait! I have wings!
Wait!
Take these...
brown striped wings...
[sings] Take these brown striped wings!
and learn to fly again!
WHOAAAHHH!
*growl*
Arrrrhhhh ahhh....
Sometimes I like to thing...
little bit crazy!
Little bit eating out of the garbage,
little bit crazies!
But now, for everyone of me,
who's crazy, there's three of me
Well, not really three...
meant...
but three of me that's more crazy!
No, I'm not licking these things! I'm not!
Those... *laughs*
And this chapter of BBFs video is entitled
Fursuits that BBF would like to get into bed with!
Don't show that to my mom!
No, my mom got squished!
Whuh...!
Noooo!
Is this a new job as paparazzi or...?
are you just trying to annoy people now?
How much longer until I get to eat anyone of you?
Oh wait, he likes that...
I don't know what to do!
There's a camera in front of me, that's good!
OOOH MY GOD!!!
Oh Lord it's Mr. Peanuts!
I'm not worthy!
Ahahah!!
OH MAH GAWD!!
I'm gonna treasure this forever!! Thank you!
Thank you!!
Oh my god!!
Maooww!
Meow? Meow maow!
Maooow!
I am the happiest cat
in the entire world!
I'm standing before the
in the face of glory
Mr. Peanut OH MY GOD!!
Oh!
Hey BBF!
It's Friday night!
The con's rip-roaring fun,
tons of people,
must've drawn another 20%!
I can't believe it!
Breaking news everybody!
Mr. Peanut is a fan of my Youtube channel!
NineLiveSnails!
Go check it out!
OH MY GOD MR. PEANUT!!
It's the weirdest hug ever but OK!
THAT IS AWESOME OHOHOHOH MY GOD!
There's a little bit of something for everybody here at this con!
It's only Friday
And it's Friday night, even better!
I'm sitting on a light
and you're shining a light on me.
I'm just stating the obvious because it's
pretty much all I can think of to do.
And AaAaaAAaAh, it's very bright!
*SQUEAK!*
Hewwo!
Whooooooowww!
*brrrrreeep?
Erp!
Meep meep meep!
Meep!
*chirp*
Meep beep beep!
Meep meep beep!
*brrrreeeep!*
Rrrrruff!
Squeak! Squickedy-squeak! Squeaken!
*beep*
Greetings at Midwest Furfest, and
have a look at my blending-in-jacket!
This is fantastic.
This is blending in at MFF right here!
Eep, eep!
*brrreeeep*
*brrrrrreeeeeeep!*
Raarrarararrrraarrrrrrgh!
What's going on, big guys?
Greetings to Midwest Furfest...
20.... 14, I believe?
Yes it i
I can't think right now!
Don't forget to come out
Friday night, midnight,
DJ Recca, you guys know what it is!
We need to feed this man!
Food?
You're thinking of food at a time like booze,... i mean, this?
What if your food and your booze can be the same thing?
It's bread you can drink!
The microphone guys!
I caught a dragon!
No! You don't want me on camera!
Oh hey, hello!
The paparazzi are here!
He's trying to pretend he's all big and fierce!
Really, he's not.
I'm a fucking dragon you know?
Yes?
No.
Raarrrr...
Hello world!
Ah, errr... ah...
Hello, this is the British, back in
the... well...
the colonies!
We're planning a secret invasion.
With the Germans.
We want to take America....
Pssss....
Don't tell anyone!
Ich habe mein Wein hier I've got my wine!
das ist Nummer Zwei... This is number two!
Zwei, zwei! Two, two!
Because my Story Hour is going to be in approx.
32 minutes and I have to get myself
prepared. I used to say
I had to get myself lubricated but this is a furry con.
People may take it the wrong way.
Meeeooow!
Meow!
Hi!
Microphone in my face!
I've been trained not to talk
to media or anyone who puts microphone
in my face coz media is evil
Hey BBF
Nevermind.... Hi!
Haaaiiii!
So nice down here!
We love you BBF!
WHhHHhhoooOOOOo!
MFF 2014!
That's my 3D effect!
Why are you videoing me again?
Can I just take you back to the room and give you Whiskey
will that make you happy and you don't have to
record me anymore?
Yes, Whiskey makes me happy!
This thing, that lifts up!
Don't know why.
For maintenance, probably.
[furries singing "Fuck you" by Cee-Lo Green]
[furries STILL singing "Fuck you" by Cee-Lo Green]
[yes, they are STILL singing.]
[they sing the whole f*cking song!]
Oh god, this was on video the whole time!
It's American Furry.
Idol. Furry Idol.
Anthropomorphic Idol.
I usually put way too much in a sushi roll.
So it's very large.
It's a big thing!
It's an American roll!
'Murrican roll! Fuck yeah!
Murrica!
Fuck yeah!
That's like the Bad Dragon of sushi!
It's a Bad Dragon roll!
Note to editors: Don't use this footage!
I can only do that when I'm drunk. What the hell.
That is an abomination.
Abomination. Murrica!
FreezeFrame is the one that
put googly eyes over everything on the A/V table
No, actually, he just provided
the can of googly eyes, everyone else put
them on anything at AC
including my gas tank.
I got home
and went to refuel my car and I
flip open the thing, there's two googly eyes
on either side of the gas fill tub.
Pudding!
It's beginning with P... Pudding!
Fuck off!
Look at the eye!
It's got one eye!
You pig!!
[Drama sound]