Fucking wind!
Rock star fox...
Big blue rockstar!
Here is my rock star!
[scratching noises]
I didn't do it! You didn't? I may?
but if the seventh floor pisses us off...
we got em. We got their HVAC.
They’ll be boiling!
Ahhh, he ate a GoPro!
*burp*
*loud burp*
Here I am again!
Yea, this is the face of old.
Good, allright! Well it kind of itches.
this is so embarrassing.
You're at a fury con
I know
Everything to be embarrassed about
Absolutely. It's just why I am here.
Aww
*boop*
*beep*
o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
I don't know!?
Yerf!
It's a steak!
It's gone
[PANTS]
Victory!
Oh Jesus, there is a camera there
It's Jesus' camera too so.. you're good.
Jesus' camera!
I'm thinking you have to dance
This is for canines, not cats!
Don't care if you're a sabretooth, it's for canines!
Free steak!
Nice meat you've got there!
Hi camera! How are you?
Are you having a good time? It's Thursday at MCFC, we're gonna be having a blast!
Now wiggle em!
Tickle him!
Hi camera! What are you doing?
Oh! Boop
Woa!
Look there!
There's a camera on you!
Back, again!
They get behind you, and...
Hi everybody! Hi!
Leave your weave at the door ladies
it will be no hold barn
we're here at the MCFC furry con
2014 son. Get your lightbulb, get your ball light
get your bar light bulb bar light sony equipment
right here right now son
this is the only place I wanna be!
I have seen your kind at Burning Man
But I'm on fire!
and I'm a fire
So jeans are not really cool with Burning man
Aww
You know what? I'm sorry, that's just democracy
so are the rules and I think we all want you to take your pants off!
Pants off! Who's up for pants off?
Woooo!
PANTS OFF! Woooo!
Don't wanna show off. That's alright.
Come to burning man. I'm gonna be there this year!
[drunken mumbling]
?? ehhh... ??
Can't get any worse than that!
cast?! Can't get any worse than that!
In other words, room 306, be there!
Come, really!
She's having an orgasm...
I'm a Burner
I go to Burning man
I spin fire!
It's a really good one. Yea.
Ohh wow
I have a problem!
I'm out of beer.
This is a problem. I'm out of beer.
Keep going, keep going!
Who is this Dale Gribble you speak of?
I'm Rusty Shackleford!
Rusty Shackleford!
Fuck you!
o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
Go away!
One moment. The SUN is attacking me!
again?
I'm blinded! Ok, I'm gonna stare at this until I can't anymore.
He's gonna turn it off. Ok!
god! He's gonna turn it off. Ok!
Allright, good. I can't see how filthy all of you animals are.
All.. ok can't do it! AAAHH!
Oh god it's still there when I close my eyes!
*huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu*
[FART NOISES]
[LAUGHS]
BBF: I'm sorry!
[MORE FART NOISES]
Oh shit!
I like that.
I need to be in fursuit that way I'm not as ugly
Hi!
I'm still standing!
I haven’t fainted yet. That's good
Nice
Yea. Nice
Yea.
*mew*
I don't have any!
Nosebeep: *knch*
o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
Go away!
I didn't know coyotes could read and write
You know what that sign says?
It says "I wanna wear a GoPro!"
It's just...
GoPro is the Joe
I'm gonna look for the "off" switch
Is there an off switch?
On you, not the camera!
Just on you!
No! Just on you!
What, you're gonna turn me on?
I think... I think I found it! What, you're gonna turn me on?
I think... I think I found it!
Argh, woohoo. I think... I think I found it!
Argh, woohoo.
Wow I think that was the Pegasus poke!
Woa
Euuuhhhh
I said it's a bad idea to have chairs in a walkway!
He insisted on sitting!
why would you wanna sit? It's a line, it's not a sit!
It's a stand-up line
We have stand!
Is that your tip?
No it's my tips!
Your tips? No it's my tips!
My tips!
You have tips
You like play the piano bar there?
No, no
There is a buyer over there!
But then he said there is liquor and chicken wings in here!
and he said donuts!
There is donuts? I remember that! They said there was donuts!
So many donuts! There is donuts? I remember that! They said there was donuts!
I don't know!
Look donuts! I don't know!
Look donuts!
If you have the chance it’s either Chocolate donut or chocolate icing
Bring it up!
I do love donuts!
Why?
Come on, I was going the other way.
I just came to say hi and then...
I know, I'm gonna get behind the camera
take a hug!
Of course, I...
Can I ever get away from you?
No, he's colorful!
It's both of them. Really!
Awww
He override me or what? Awww
He override me or what?
Why don’t you film him?
*smooch*
All the berries, right in there!
This is baaad!
o/~ What does the fox say? o/~
Uhm...
It says, uhm...
"how's it going?"
"'sup?"
you know, "want some chicken?"
maybe ehh...
"maybe some liver?"
Okay, I'm louder than Indy, so
we do welcome you to the first year of
our convention.
I'd love to tell you people: this turnout...
I'm amazed! And I want to
thank you all!
I'm also head of volunteers
so if you want to volunteer
find me!
I guess I see someone over there.
Okay guys, welcome everybody to MCFC
We have a pretty good attendance
We had over
We didn't think we'd get this many people at all.
And then our pre-reg numbers started
coming in and I think we got
ended up with about 430
pre-regs already
For a first year con we're doing pretty good.
We did have a late start
thanks to the other panel
in the hotel
Next year that's not gonna happen
we're gonna get the whole weekend
Initially, we were discussing a
Friday night, Saturday, Sunday
sort of thing, and then
with the attendance coming in and
over 100 people booking a hotel
room for Thursday night
we were like, "We better
see how much we do actually do
So I think we're doing pretty good.
I'd like to introduce
our Guest of Honor,
Firestorm Six!
He is one of them Canadians
from across the border
Danji, also known as Miss Oro,
she's in the Dealers Den.
She's a little bit shy
so everybody, tomorrow
three-and-six, run up to her table and
"hey Dan"!
so, she'll be there.
Let's move on to our voice auction
by Alkali
he's our volunteer
this year
WHAT HAPPENED?!
WHAT DID YOU DOOO???!
I just don't know what went wrong!
I've got two walkie-talkies!
I got one, you beat me!
But Alkali and Kage
and I think Pandez might have volunteered
himself or just got volunteered
now to do the charity auction
[crying intensifies]
TAKE A WALKIE TALKIE!
Everything is brand new!
Just like the lights, we won't knock
them out with the bass this year
like in previous years...
We also have a dance comp going
pretty soon I think, the prelims starts
8:30 tonight!
So be there, you wanna
I think we're doing pre-reg for the winner for next year
I also wanna give mentions to
two people on staff who are not up here
one of them is back there with big headphones on
He is our soundguy!
The other one is MoJo
but he's trapped behind the reg desk
And we're done!
You guys don't have to sit anymore.
Go and enjoy the con everyone!
Thanks again for coming up! Good night!
Ya here we go!
Nice to meet you Sir!
Say "I am Spartacus"!
I'm Sparky Bluefox
"No, Spartacus!"
...and welcome to Motor City Furry Con 2014!
And why aren't YOU here?
Everybosy else is!
Well, Xzadfor's here,
BBF is here,
all the cool kids are here,
there's Wild Fox, he's here!
He's wild!
MCFC 2014!
Party on!
You thought this con was dead?
You're f**king wrong!
I smell German sausage!
Do you smell that?
OH HI! It looks like the
big blue camera! There must be a
big blue fox in there somewhere!
That's why I smell the German sausage.
Well, it's okay, I already had dinner.
I've got a lovely
dessert, this is
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling
Columbia Valley, Washington 2012
Not as good as the German Mosels
but as close as America has. Salute.
[drilling noises]
The convention is under construction,
you can hear the construction goin on right now
as we speak.
Aahh! Rarrarrarrarrr!
If you listen we can send you all back inside
sooner or later!
There's a nice breeze out here
not that any of you can feel it!
Fursuiters! This way, down to the top
of the hill!
Come on!
You're beautiful GO UP TO THE HILL!!
You too!
Guys, to three:
THREE!
TWO!!
ONE!!
LAST PHOTO!!!
*chirrrrp squeak!*
Oh my god it's cute!
What does the fox say?
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
Aww, like the cuddle before the feeding!
Don't touch me! Don't get in my personal space!
Get'n Aaargh! Get in his personal space...
Look into the eye of the camera!
LOOK IN THE EYE OF THE CAMERA!!
AAAHHH!
NOW LET'S NOSE THE CAMERA
YOU SILLY RABBIT!
There's a .... ppssh....
There's the uvula of the camera!
[laughter]
There's a hangy-downy in the camera!
You said uvula!
UVULA! ARRRRRRR!
The only person at this con that says uvula.
Wait, I just did. Dammit!
Uvula is the thing we guys have. Pssssss.....
[laughter]
You're getting testy about a uvula.
Testies? TESTIES!
TESTIE!
I'm not a goddamn pregtologist!
I don't know what it is!
It's all about the 1984 clubs in Ohio.
My.... ahm....
There's about two of them.
My Ghostbusters outfit, my proton tank
shot silly string.
If you would go to a dance with this carpet
and you'd shoot a lot of silly string everywhere
next thing you know the hotel wants to kick you out!
So I'm probably the reason why there's silly string laws.
That microphone connector that's hanging loose,
I wonder what happens if you plug that in!
It makes music!
It makes music?
You know, it's amazing, I just went to Five Guys
and I'll be making some music soon, too!
Without the need of electronics!
Something is wrong with this picture.
*brrreep?*
Not too bad, actually!
*BRREEEEEP*
Meoww!
Those nasty geese used to attack me
but not this year!
we cancelled the geese!
So people can play wiffleball on the hill.
Without being molested
by our furry friends.
What, you want me to be politically correct at this con?
HAH!!