Yoooo!
Hello everybody!
Haaiii!
Welcome to Laercon 2014
I'm really glad you all made it here!
I wish you a wonderful night and thank you so much
for coming. Are you all hungry?
[YEAH!]
Are you really hungry?
[YEEEAAHHH!]
Okay, I hereby declare the
buffet open and have a lot of fun!
It's video!
I've smelled every year;
OMNOMNOMNOM!
Hey, that's mine!
Hey hey!
Let go! Now!
Hey! This is police brutality!
It's video!
Fitting you!
You like it?
I'm wearing candy stripes!
I did notice!
Aha!
I'm all sweet and sugar!
I don't swing that way, sorry!
*laughs*
Thank you!
You look very good as well!
You as a police woman!
[evil laughter]
Fireworks!
It's just my fireworks!
Open it!
If I open it it will just go
*boom*, it's going to explode
before midnight and that's not good!
It's fireworks!
It took me half an hour to get this
closed...
I got the right champagne,
the right dress, makeup and hair,
... wrong shoes. I know.
These aren't exactly
farming girl shoes, okay?
That part is a
sixties girl, but
that won't cut it.
You know what?
I'm gonna go out there
and I'm gonna start the new year by
drilling for oil!
This works!
These shoes are the
masochists solution to the
cobblestone equasion!
Do we have a cobblestone eq....
*laughs*
I could barely say it because I'm drunk as...
That is so intellectual,
I'm too drunk for this, Cheetah!
Uh, I like your lighter!
We still have two minutes!
10!
9!
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
[cheering]
First one's giving up!
[odd scandinavian song]
[Nope, I'm not even trying to translate this...]
Cheers, darling!
Perkele!
This...
is what we, in my world,
call REAL champagne!
How do you like my real champagne?
This is what you drink!
Happy New Year!
We have beer!
And hookah!
And beer!
And... beer!
*fwoomp!*
*fwoomp*
*fwoomp!*
AAaaa.......
....aaaAAAA!
...aaaaAAAAA!
AAAaaa...
Oh wow!
That smells really intense!
Yes!
I'd say that was one hell of a start
into the new year, but
I think the bar personell
fell asleep an hour ago!
We picked up Nightfox from
under a table over there half
an hour ago!
So, Im afraid
all good things must come to an end,
thank you very much for coming and
having us throw this awesome party
Happy MAAOOOOOW Year!
Happy new year!
MAAOOOW!