[Subtitles by Tillikum and BBF]
It's being recorded. Darnit!
Everything is being recorded.
Oh, I'm also being recorded.
Oh god there is a pony!
Gaaaaaayyy!
Raaahhhhr!!
Quick, run to the room, get the red badge!
Aaahhhrrrr, nomnomnomnom!
Jason? Can we keep him?
Okay!
Filming the cameraman!
I can mount it to my head, I guess!
Now it just needs some feedback.
I can steal them! And then you can have your feet back...
It's really hard to nosebeep such a small camera! (laughs)
[Gangnam-style impression]
Fireworks! Yessss!
Lots and lots of it!
So... sit back, enjoy, relax
Take a snack, take a drink and...
here we are, BBF Television
LaerCon 2013 / 14!
There are no foxes allowed here.
There are no foxes allowed here?
No.
No?
I'm sorry.
Where? Where does it say that?
Nightfox says that.
Nightfox says that?
But technically he's a fox!
No, not anymore.
Not anymore? How does that work?
He's a zebra now.
He's a zebra?
Yes!
Well, you better not tell that lion over there!
So he's a.... zebra?
...in a fox disguise!
Yes!
Kind of like a pony in a fox disguise!
No.
Aaaahhh....
Yeah, but ponies aren't allowed here too.
They're not allowed here too?
No, no!
Wait...
Liam! He... he....
He's a pony!
No, he's a horse.
I thought he was a pony!
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Guaranteed!
Nuh-huh!
Where's Wiki when you need it?
Wiki knows all the truth!
Yeah, but I'm sorry, you have to leave now.
Aaaaw!
I'm really sorry, but there are no foxes allowed here.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!
Keep walking!
I see you!
Nuh-huh! Nope!
No fox ears either!
Wha... wh... where's that fox gone??
There's no fox anymore... wha... where's....
Did you see a fox?
There is no fox.
No? No fox?
No foxes!
I ate them all!
I guess he left then. Well, that's cool.
The dark side of the tea.
Maybe I should start haunting you instead!
Wait a minute... aren't you a fox?
Uhh... no! No I'm not!
I'm absolutely... Yes he is! No he's lying!
He is lying his pants off!
Have you ever seen the movie "Spirit of the Cimarron"?
Yes! There are horses in there! I may not look like a horse,
but I'm a horse. But you are a horse in fox disguise! Yes!
So technically you are a fox!
You look like a fox! He's a fox who's a bit hoarse
What is that? What do you have there?
Oh! You found Harry Potters glasses!
Why don't we just eat the cameraman instead? Let's start with the camera and I work my way to your hands!
Is that an idea? Ok, fair enough!
*nom nom*
Well... I'm trying. It's like bubblegum. I can't eat it!
It's hard. How am I gonna get to you?
The good stuff is behind the camera!
*sigh* Can't I just skip the camera and eat you instead?
Eeeehhh.... no.
Aaawww!
I'll skip the camera and eat you anyway!
No, nono!
But I want to eat you!
I'm hungry!
Can't I just skip the camera and eat you instead?
No.
Why not?
No.
Why?
Because you're a fox!
Well...
No!
Sorry, foxes do eat meat
And you look pretty meaty, so...
...why can't I eat you?
I'm aaa..... eh... plant!
Yes, yes!
No, you're not!
Yes, I am!
You're no plant.
I'm a plant!
BBF has plenty in his team...
...and I'm sure he can replace you easily!
Yes, but you're a fox!
So you eat meat!
I eat meat!
But I'm a plant.
You're a plant?
Yes, I am!
Wait a minute... this changes everything.
Yes, and you said you're a fox!
(crying)
That was unexpected.
Damn Ponies!
Why is everybody filming me?
Cause you're famous.
I'm not!
We're here at LaerCon
Laercon 2013 / 14
eh, whatever!
and I just broke Pony's glasses!
I'm sorry.
Why? Do you hate me so much?
Yes, I do.
I'm sorry but...
Look at you. LOOK AT YOU!
Oh, I see what you mean now.
Ah yes.
Your glasses are perfectly aligned
with your face.
Hellooohh!
Welcome to LaerCon 2013!
I'm really, really glad you all made it!
Are you....
[cheering]
Are you hungry?
[Crowd noise]
Okay, I'll keep it short.
I just wanted to say Thank You! to a few people
who made this party possible
so if you see them tonight just give them a hug for all their work!
And beer!
Heheh, and beer!
That would be Tani for doing all the registration work and all the artwork for the badges!
then our resident DJs BBF and Cheetah!
The guys who did all the lighting and technique, that would be DJem and Jaryic!
And I would like to say Thank You to Kralle for transporting all the stuff and to Loewi for doing the badges!
And last but not least our ladies behind the bar
and Dhary, Tillikum and Kamikaze who do that on their own!
So if you want a beer or a drink be really nice to them!
Thank you so much guys for the work
And now:
enjoy the food and have a lot of fun!
STOP FILMING ME!!
Get that camera away from me!
You know what it says?
STOP FILMING ME!!
Stop fiming me!
Stop touching me!
Stop filming! Stop touching!
Stop filming me!
Yeah, stop filming her!
It ain't polite!
I'm Pony! I'm gonna go home and eat stroopwafels!
Oh god, hello!
I'm at LaerCon right now!
Stop touching me!
Stop groping her boobs again!
It's so fluffeh!
[annoying honking sounds\i\i\i\i}
FOX!
I'm a fox!
How are you?
Foxy!
How's the party?
Fluffy!
Awesome!
Don't walk into the light!
It's a light!
A LIIIIGHT!
A LIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
LIGHT!
[Cries]
Thirteen!
Twelve!
Elf!
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
[crowd cheers]
Happy New Year!
No, no!
We have to take the...
RED ROCKET!
Always the red rocket!
Always the red rocket.
When you're not sure - Red Rocket.
I agree.
Whoohooohoo!
Awww!
Kiss and make out!
How was the party for you?
How did you like it?
How'd I like it?
How did you like the party?
LaerCon was absolutely amazing.
Absolutely fantastic
Where you here last year?
It was last year, wasn't it?
Where you here last year?
No, this is my first LaerCon.
So this is my first LaerCon and
Wow. Amazing. I loved it.
Great party, amazing buffet, amazing people
amazing music and
I think me and this hyena thing
will be back next year.
How was LaerCon for you?
(Pinky yelling in the background) It sucked!
(Pinky yelling in the background) It was awful! It sucked so much!
(Pinky yelling in the background) Oh my god we hated it!
It was much than last year
because last year it was too drunk to get noticed anything!
Why you!
I'm only gonna say this once:
STAHP FILMING ME!!!
Last year I partied 2500% more
and it was too much.
So I'm gonna dance a little bit more
and have one more drink.
(Pinky yelling in the background) Wow, Sheppy is giving you his big black stick now!
[Cameraman snickers]
I just turned into a lizard!
What?
I just turned into a lizard!
Hello! Hello! So how was Laercon?
I'm so dead.
Go away! Stop filming me!
You're stealing my line! Everyone has my line.
I'm Pony. I have a shiny skull!
Not anymore, you don't.
Awww, wait wait... I'm sorry! I grew hair, look!
Yea, what was in your fortune cookie, it all happened.
Nonono! They ate my... they ate my happy fortune! Awwww
Absolutely fantastic. So yea, I'm sorry this video has to end, and...
Tot ziens! and tot ziens! (Goodbye! And goodbye!)