Wow, geeze!
I'm a creature of the night, man,
I'm gonna party all night long here
at Eurofurence. It's only Friday night
Friday night! And we're going strong
for two whole days already, man!
Two whole days! We got Saturday
and Sunday left, man!
It's awesome right here, OMG!
It doesn't stop!
It does not stop at EF
This convention
is like an endurance race.
It's days and days and days...
...and days, and days...
It doesn't stop, it just
keeps going! Dude, you don't
understand! I've been fursuiting for
almost five days now!
It's getting really weird!
Help me!
Oh my god!
I'll plug it into you!
Shhhh....
I don't know why I'm going "shhh"
but "ssshhh" anyway!
You heading down?
Smile!
German Elevator Party!
You should show the butt here.
Did you get a butt boop yet?
Now you have one, I guess!
And afterwards, we have to set priorities of course.
You get your noseboop because... yeah...
From me? No, not from me!
Hiii!
I do not wear glasses, no!
Stop messing around!
He started it!
Look at you.
No wonder we're on the bottom
the food chain.
Hi!
I'm standing here!
I approve!
Aaaa-phroooo-diiiiiite!!
I brought a present!
No, I did not bring a plushie!
Can someone explain, white wolf with glasses....
what... what...
what character it is?
Wha wha wha why are you filming me now?
I'm not that fast!
Yes!
We're here again,
con hasn't even started yet
but it's going on,
it's going down right now man!
I love EF,
it's like "start the con when they want to start it"
Monday night, we're partying!
All week!
The U.S., man, has gotta do this.
we gotta party all week long, not just
three, four days!
No, you gotta do it EF style!
Aaaaaall week!
Me!
Buy my merch!
Untame that dog!
So why aren't you in suit?
Because all my suits are
still in a tiny rectangular box.
So what we have here is inefficiency.
This is why the Dutch
never ever win.
It'll always be the Germans that win.
I know you kicked our ass
three times on sea. But still.
So C, C+, C++?
No, the other type of sea.
The other type of sea?
The north sea!
That was close!
That was closer!
Ooow!
It didn't hurt, but Oooww, though!
You need to dance!
You need to learn that you need to dance now!
This is why you got your fursuit!
Dance, dance, dance!
Stop it!
So cute!
So cute,
I can't take you serious anymore!
Just too cute!
I told them you rubbed your camera and it got bigger!
My old cam had an erection.
Hi, this is Crash, welcome to Eurofurence!
Hello!
Welcome on this flight, Airofurence
24, I'm your captain on this
flight, my name is Cheetah,
and before I'm going to start
by introducing my crew,
I first want to move your attention
To our safety advice:
Dear passengers,
welcome on board to Eurofurence 24.
We would like to acquaint you
with the safety procedures on board.
Our lovely flight attendant will illustrate the
following steps:
Please wear your badge at all times!
The crew can be identified by orange
and red lanyards. Don't hesitate
to contact them if you are in need
of assistance.
In the unlikely event of distress,
specially trained security personnel
is standing by and can be identified
by the black lanyards.
Every passenger is handed a copy
of our on board programme:
The conbook.
You can find helpful information and safety instructions
in this book, so please
read it.
You can dance, party,
drink and enjoy yourself.
But know your limits and your manners.
Make this flight a fun journey
for everyone.
We expect our flight time to be around
96 hours.
Please make sure that you maintain your body with
at least 6 hours of sleep,
2 decent meals
and one shower a day.
We're sorry, but we can not provide
personal assistance for this procedure.
In preparations for take-off,
please now make sure that your back rest is
upright, your table folded away,
and your window-shade raised.
We will be dimming the cabin lights
for take-off.
Welcome to Eurofurence everybody!
I would like to ask
a very special guest on board,
and that is our guest of honor,
Mr. Joaquin Baldwin!
Please, come on stage!
Come over here,
I'll move my Captain's Log out of
the way....
Hello, it's great to have you here!
I think I'm going to torture you a little
bit and let you introduce yourself.
Hello guys,
I'm very happy to be here, my name is Joaquin Baldwin,
I'm an animator, photographer, designer,
I do a lot of different types of art
and I was working for Disney, I've been there for
almost 10 years actually now,
I'm very happy to be here,
I'm gonna do a couple panels on cinematography,
animation, a whole bunch of other things so
thank you very much!
Thank you very much for coming!
And in case as
you don't know, he has worked on a lot of
films that we all know and love,
like Wreck-it Ralph,
then Zootopia for example...
Have a look at the program, and also
he will be around for you to talk to,
because that's what our guests of honor also are for,
So if you're interested in this field of work,
in this field of art, by all means,
come and approach him,
just have a nice chat.
Please remain seated until
the "Please fasten seatbelt" signs have been turned off.
And there is one final
security instruction here:
There's life vests under your seats
In case of an emergency,
you have to just
pull them over your head....
fasten the straps like this:
And...
The only thing I'm left with to do is:
declare Eurofurence Vierundzw..... four.... prrrrrffff......
The only thing left I have to do
is to declare Eurofurence 24 open!
Thank you so much for coming!
Stay safe!
Hello!
How are you again?
Have you divested?
It's de-vest-ating!
It's you!
It is I, and it is you!
It's me!
It is you, and it is I.
And it is you and it is I and
I without anymore wine in this glass and I ask
the audience: Why?
You know why?
Because you're dragon your ass...
There he is, Cheetah with wood.
It's my Captain's Log!
A Captain's Log! Very nice!
You beat me to it, you son of a bitch!
Are you gonna hook up with the animator that's the
guest of honor maybe,
Oh, well, I...
Maybe a cartoon later with
Eddie Murphy voicing you?
What do you think I am?
Du you think I am Mushu?
Do you think I am some dishonorable
rejected Chinese
celestial noodle that has not
*continues ranting*
*sings Jurassic Park theme*
The big question here is:
Is this one of those gay dinosaurs?
No, it's a...
I dunno....
This looks like it's a Mega-sore-ass
or a Lick-a-lotta-puss.
I'm not sure...
But he's a good din...*ROARS*
I think it's full of hot air!
Yeah, I think so!
He might just attack you!
Get back! I wasn't moving!
He couldn't see me!
You're moving now!
No, I'm not moving!
My dick might have moved a little bit.
It's a.... a bat?
A dragon?
It's a Bad Dragon!
[Xzadfor sings badly]
Keep it up, keep pawing!
Yes, paw that thing!
Is he a mouse?
Mouse!
No, you!
That guy!
That guy?
That guy!
What are you doing?
No, you're not! No!
Bad!
Boop!
Oh, are you kidding me?
Get the fucking light out of my face!
Ah! Stop... the shit.... the fucking....
Nice melons!
Not seedless either!
Be careful, ladies!
This guy will get you pregnant!
Not seedless, they're all over him!
All over him!
Hiii!
I'm not from here!
But Hiii!
I make handpaws!
This is a texting paw:
Brandnew furry technology!
You don't have to take off your paws to text!
Tadaaah, technology!
I filmed you last year at this con, remember?
Ah yeah!
Everytime I see one of those suits
from that maker I'm like "It's Dexter!"
And they get so fucking mad!
Oh! Especially Braxton!
Especially Braxton, he hates it!
MFF, I was like,
"It's Dexter!" and they were like "Noooo!"
Oh, your tongue looks delicious!
Jaja!
Das Da!
Da? Ja?
Nein!
No, that's German!
Niet is Russian!
Yiff?
What about Yiff, Yiff?
Oh, that's universal.
The universal yiff.
Hallo!
Welcome to EF in
beautiful sunny downtown Honolulu, Florida.
We're trying right now to
find a room for the fursuiters,
where the fursuiters will not catch on fire
from the sunlight which is being magnified
through the overhead windows.
We've already had some fursuiters
start to develope smoke coming
from their ears and noses
So what we're doing in the meantime
is, we're having security going around with large
parasols over the fursuiters for
the parade. That's the plan, and if we come up
with something better we'll let you know.
Look at that, that's so cute!
Thank you!
Noooo!
There it is!
The Yip of the whole thing!
Yip yip yip yip!
BBF was rubbing his camera
this morning and it got much bigger!
They keep landing on me!
They're covering my eyes!
OMG I'm busy here alright?
Oh Geeze, that's what he wants!
You have him what he wanted!
Alright?
Look, that what he lives for now!
Just booping me in the face.
I travel 4000 miles
to do the same exact thing
that I can do
around the corner from me in Pittsburgh!
Are you actually a fanboy?
Fanboy? Yeah, I like furries!
You're such a fanboy!
I'm gonna poke you whenever I feel like it, right?
Do you see the stick?
Yeah.
I'm gonna poke you with it.
Hey!
What'cha gonna do about it?
Hey!
What'cha gonna do, I'll poke you again.
I'll poke you with my stick.
No?
What are ya gonna do?
Im gonna poke you.
Poke you! What'ya gonna do?
Check this out, I'll poke you again!
Look at that! Poke, poke, poke!
Pokepokepoke!
That's right!
No!
I don't use this to film, it's
being used to poke.
It's like, poke poke poke!
Nope!
A lil poke!
Poke her on the back!
Poke her right there!
Not touching you!
I'm not touching you! Not touching you!
Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Oh the red light! Oh no!
Hallo!
Why am I really close?
What did I miss?
Hello, hello, hello....
I've been typing a little bit with Dixie!
She... oh my god...
That's a message for you and a question at the end!
What has she done?
I need to get your answer on video!
I'm shaking here!
Yes!
Okay, come with me!
Come on! That way!
What the fuck?
Come on!
I'm gonna kill her!
You devious!
Amazing!
What are you doing here?
Ho... how.... what?
So how many people knew about this?
Everybody!
You knew!!!
This is actually a portion
of the show that is dedicated to helping
out the charity this year.
The lemurs of Madagascar
charity that is, well, they are
helping a cause which I may say so
myself is one of the most noble
of any that you may find.
You're holding a piece of paper, ...
This is...
Tell Tien Long his
zipper is open.
He looked!
Why would you do that?
I'm talking about wholesome,
family friendly topics and you're
talking about my zippers being open and all.
Because we're gonna get money out of you.
Here's what's going to happen:
There's going to be a
pile of Euros in front
of me and a pile of Euros
in front of Tien Long,
and when we get to about
10 minutes to the end of the
show, whoever has more
will have to wear them
for the remaining 10 minutes. Now
I visited Edinborough.
At one o'clock in the
afternoon, they
fire a cannon to
mark the hour of one o'clock.
And it's every day,
And I thought that's very strange
because, why one o'clock?
And the gentleman at the
artillery, I went to him and I said,
"Sergeant Mackey,
why is it that you fire
the cannon at one o'clock
and not 12, everybody else
around the world, they observe
of twelve noon."
And he said: "We're Scottish, laddy!
If we did it at 12,
we'd have to waste 12 shells!"
His job is to fire a
fucking cannon every day, I want
that job!
You could, but you're old and all.
It's an American thing:
You give us something that goes Bang,
and we want it! We even put it in our
constitution!
He wants something that bangs,
end of story.
My age, I do...
Tien, tell me somehing.
What's that?
As a fursuiter, is it
true that fursuiters have very limited
field of vision?
Can you see my hand
look straight forward!
Can you see my hand?
I can see your hand,
are we doing the "first con" panel again?
So you cannot see
Sorry, I shouldn't say that here.
You have difficulties seeing
Yes, I have many difficulties seeing.
I'm old and whatnot, is it...
So thid is a PSA,
ladies and gentlemen, if you see a
fursuiter who is about
to trip over something, you can tell them
"Look out, look down". That's a public
service announcement.
Especially if it involves big piles of
Euros which I certainly do not have in
front of me, riiight?
Perhaps these signs could be altered so
that it looks like a fursuiter instead of
a person.
What I see is it saying:
Your ass will be electrocuted
if you sit here.
And you're also stuck in a
triangle room and look like an idiot.
Apparently, the Estrel, or
Eurofurence gives you triable labyrinths
and you'll be electrocuted in the ass.
I don't know why, but I love this con.
Speaking of the Estrel,
I would like to take just...
What are you doing?
Much better!
That looks like Satan now!
We've come to the time, Tien,
all of you have witnessed
The money being put up here.
And I'd like to
make sure that all of
you are agreed
which of us
puts the speedos on!
Hey, put your zipper back up!
Tien or me?
[mad applause]
But he has more donations!
[chant] Put it on! Put it on! Put it on!
Would you give be 2 minutes please?
I think we've done it! Remember,
Ladies and gentlemen, this is
for the lemurs of
Madagascar, one of the
most noble of charity causes
that a celestial dragon has
the honor of helping
along. Do you want to see
Uncle Kage in his old speedos?
It doesn't quite sound like they want
Uncle Kage in his speedos.
I said I'd put them on,
I didn't say I'd show you!
You see, he has received
legal training from Boozy Badger.
He did put them on!
But he did not say that he'd
show them on stage.
[audience boos]
Kage, do you hear all those
lemurs out there?
Do you hear the teardrops
splashing on the dirt of Madagascar
as they realize they'll never get that
home that they were promised?
Do you hear the sorrow of the
species so innocent, so
young and desperate....
Alright, alright!
If I get another 500€ I'll open that labcoat.
Remember: he said "a button",
you have to read between the lines, you
don't know which button!
I missed one!
You'll get that one free!
I think your fly is unzipped,
you might want to check.
You know what the really, really
really embarrassing part is?
Cheetahs mother and father are sitting in the front row!
Cheetahs father saying "Nein!"
and his mother saying "Ja, ja!"
You do realize that your own
sister and brother in law are also
in the front row?
She's seen it all, she changed me when I
was a kid.
Cindy, this explains so much already.
And he's a doctor, he can see me
very clinically.
I'm sure he has!
Don't put that glove on again!
Oh, is that right? I did
not know that! Apparently
somewhere in this hotel
there is another
[Kage interrupts]
and you may now join
[Kage interrupts]
at the...
[Kage interrupts]
in the Estrel Hall
[Kage interrupts]
...ticket bought for...
[Kage interrupts]
...Madagascar...
[Kage interrupts] ...no more charity shows...
Go and throw more money at
Grandma Kage
[Kage interrupts]
...speedos look like on him...
[Kage interrupts] We will see you tomorrow...
Who's sitting there?
You are now.
Thank you.
Oh, oh, eh..
6:05!
She's late!
We have to cancel the show!
[Siren-line hyena laughter]
In case of an emergency
a firealarm goes off...
Thank you all for attending this
charity event. There's one person
that should not be
here. That's
the man sitting in row three,
with the white labcoat.
Fuck you!
Piss off!
I'm just gonna see if Grandma Kage is ready...
...fragile little women so...
Wilma, are you...
Are you re... Wilma! No!
No! I told you!
It's for charity!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Grandma Kage!
So! You want to find embarassing things about
one of my children.
When Sam Jr.
was little, he had really bad....
Every time he went to the doctor he had pain.
So he associated people with labcoats with pain.
He delevoped such a fear of people in labcoats,
the doctors had to take their coats off
for him to be seen.
I don't know what happened!
He would scream, he would get red in the face
his hands and legs out, screaming
They stopped wearing labcoats for him
which was nice,
because they couldn't get paid if
they didn't see Sam.
Embarassing things that hes done....
Whe the children were little,
we thought it would be really nice to
socialize them.
Take them out to dinner
at nice restaurants,
properly dressed with little suit and bow tie
We went to a chinese restaurant.
He's in this little...
Maybe it was an Asian restaurant!
It said Chinese Restaurant right on top.
Because he has so much TV association,
a young girl sat him down in a high chair.
and the very very Asian
waiter came out
and Sam goes:
Batmaaaaaaaan!
We stopped taking them out
for about a year and a half.
You all remember the Three Stooges?
You know that thing that they used to do?
The... I can't do it.
He did it all the time.
Hs father took him to work
And one of the guys was bald.
So Sam did that whole Three Stooges act.
His father holding him,
not knowing how to shut him up.
I told him later, "You know, just pinch him."
I don't know if it will work today,
but it worked then.
He had little bruises all over his leg.
It worked!
Is everybody enjoying day 2 of Eurofurence?
There you go.
Good evening everybody and
welcome to Enter The Arena 2018!
Nein! Nein!
Somebody has to play the piano!
Yo yo yo, expensive!
But...
Can somebody play the piano?
Nein?
I'll play it!
I'll use two fingers!
[bad attempt at playing the piano]
It's a mouse!
Mouse!
Oh noooo!
Holy shit he's talking!
Why I haven't any time
BBF entertainment on on
on on on my....
How are you tonight?
I'm doing excellent, how about yourself?
Excellent, this is Thursday night...
I'm exhausted...
But I still have wine that
hasn't been drunk!
Is Sam being a good child?
I have no idea!
I hope he's having fun at least!
It's a mother's nightmare!
He's either asleep,
drunk,
or in an orgy.
Oh my.
You're proud of him, of course.
I'll give this to BBF, he's gonna erase it later!
Oh, it's a tail!
Hang on, don't aim that tail at me!
No need to fire that tail at me!
Oh, ow.... wow!
I can't decide if a tail
end is worth diarrhea or not!
Are you German?
Ja.
Ja?
Well, I'm American so
bend over. bitch, here comes the freedom!
Species: Rabbit, male....
You're not a rabbit!
You're a fake rabbit!
Let me guess: You get in there,
and then you eat them, right?
Yeah, mmmm!
Oh yeah!
You!!
Me!
I know you!
Me!
Yea, I recorded you last year!
Oh!
You son of a dog!
I'm not a son of a dog!
Shame, shame!
I have that app!
I'm totally drunk and I'm
videorecording you!
Wait a minute, you can't go away!
That bitch went away!
No, don't noseboop!
That scratches my lens,
God dammit!
Yeah!
Hang on...
I know what you want!
Let's do it, yeah!
Alright!
Fuck that shit!
Look at this!
You're amazing!
More Fur Less right?
You're angry, hang on,
I'm gonna make you happy!
You're fucking happy now, bitch!
That's right, look at you!
This guy...
a dragon, he's made of fur!
Look at that!
That's amazing!
He's so amazing!
Keep calm and...
Fuck that!
Hewwo!
Candy, nom! Guten Tag!
Gute Scheisse!
Nommen! Nom!
Welcome, welcome,
I can't hear you!
[audience yells]
This is this year's trophy
Mangusu - for the fursuit division!
Guten Tag, Eurofurence!
How are we all doing out there?
You having fun at the con this year?
Speaking of the con,
where is our con chair, where is
Cheetah? Is he in the audience?
He's over there, okay!
Cheetah, this song is for you!
No, no, no...
You may know rocket science
but this is my technology here!
Your ass is showing!
I found my ass!
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!
Hello!
I'm at EF 24!
Fuck Nazis!
And furs!
Right!
Honorary Englishman!
Really loud!
Ha ha ha!
It's like there's
sounds inside me that must come out
really loud!
They call them farts!
They come out like farts
but out of my mouth which
is the same thing!
Right!
Check this out!
My dominatrix is here!
She's my dominatrix
My dominatrix from the Matrix!
I took the blue pill
because I wanted to stay with her!
She's much better than
those machines with tentacles!
Alright, alright...
Get a room you two!
Oh, oh, oh.....!
Oh baby!
Incest tigers!
Be careful where you put it,
he's gonna need an artificial hip in the morning!
Shanie!
Where's Danny?
Not here.
Wat!
He let me down.
Son of a bitch!
Goddamn you, Danny!
I've been bitching at him on Telegram.
We're sending him all the pictures.
Yes, we've been teasing Danny!
That ass is the ass all of
the anacondas are looking for when they...
My anaconda don't want
none unless holy shit look at that!
It's like there's butterfly markings
like "Look out, this is the ass!"
I think he drives an F150!
That looks like a F650!
Yes! Yes!
Look at all the cars!
I love the people!
We're looking at Buick,
Regals and Camaros and...
Mustangs that are
just like "Eh, whatever".
All the other stuff I like!
I like the weird stuff!
OMG, Volkswagen Polos,
Eurovans, that's the stuff I like!
All that stuff is gone!
It's all gone in the US,
We don't have that stuff anymore!
So cool! I love it!!
I only see interlaced here!
Ah, that's better!
Hello world!
This is Keenora from EF 24!
and so far it's a great con,
it's Saturday today,
there's the BigBlueDance tonight and
there were so many
awesome things going on here,
but the only sad
thing right now is:
This!
It's raining!
Having fun?
Whooo!
Eurofurence!
Last year we discovered
that Tay might have been neutered.
This year...
No? Maybe?
Come on, off to the vet with you!
Can't have you randomly humping things!
You won't randomly hump things?
Do you get along with kitties?
Do you
get along with kitties?
I like to know!
Do you...
...get along with kitties?
Yeah? What was that?
That's right!
I think he said he gets along with kitties
real nice.
Real nice and friendly like.
We're gonna be great pals!
I love dogs!
I love them, I love those dogs!
They're great, right? Look at them!
I heard
when you were a baby
you were born without eyelids.
And the doctor circumsized you
and used it for eyelids
and now you're cockeyed.
He's a fucking upright walking dog!
It's like you got a...
...foreskin around your head there!
Double-Facepaw!
Boi!
Boi... BoiBoiBoiBoiBoiBoiBoi!
Hello!
Welcome to EF 24!
Oh, he's here!
He's finally here!
I didn't know that!
Nice that you're here!
Go have fun!
Annoying!
Bad!
It's like the camera stalks me!
Unbelievable!
Foxy!
We are...
just teasing Dexy
because Dexy made an Oreo eating video at BLFC
Where are you Dexy?
Dexy is not here cause he's a little bitch!
I'm gonna give you each a cookie
I'm terrified!
And then all at once you can eat your cookie
and tell me what flavour it is.
Unless you can guess what flavour it is.
I have a bad feeling I know what this is.
Any ambulance nearby?
Eat the cookie!
I'm gonna show the camera
what the cookie is.
Why did you have to bring those?
They're absolutely disgusting!
It.... WAAHH!
It's popping!
What the fuck???
Aaaaah!!
These are...
What the fuck is that?
Cherry Cola....
with Pop-Rocks!
Pop-Rocks in there, so they're popping!
What do you think?
No? No?!
I kinda don't like them either.
It's still popping!
Does anybody here have any allergies?
You should ask that first!
What the hell is a soy nut?
A soy nut?
Must be an American thing.
Alright!
The body of Dexy is with you!
What is that?
Oh no, it's.... ugh....
This is kettle corn!
It tastes like Dexy's ass!
Dexy ass?
He says it tastes like sexy ass....
Dexy's ass!
We're gonna do something terrible,
check this out:
These guys over here
they're all smoking hookah.
Do you guys like some Oreos?
Yeeeah!
So, uhm, we poisoned the con!
Give me....
three minutes and I'll be back
with some Oreos you don't know!
Really?
I'm stealing the camera because this is fun!
See, I'm just stealing the camera
I'm just doing whatever I do!
The video is going to BBF tho!
Uh oh....
This is for you!
Arrrarrrarr!
Let's see what they are.
Oreos!
They're from Japan?
from China!
This is like eating Chinesium!
Wow!
Not as much sugar!
They're not that sweet.
Now you know how Chinese people like their Oreos.
They like them however the government
tells them to like them.
This is a kids thing.
If they fall it's like falling off a roof
of a house!
We would never have
this in the US, ever,
this is so dangerous.
The great reward
is a concussion!
I've done it, I've done it!
Oh shit!
It's going down!
Look out!
There's a truck coming!
Hurry, it's inflating!
We lost track of the team
three days ago!
Christina, I haven't seen her!
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
So... AA+
I recommend EF
if you guys would like to come out
they have the mouth,
they've got the teeth and the throat.
Typical, we got into Narnia
just in time to see the lion deflate.
The thing is, when they do it in fursuit it's so damn cute!
They're telling me to fuck off but it's
so damn cute, like
Awww, yes, who's a good
swearing dragon?
I know this from Russell Peters
from Canada when he has his own
sketch about what Italians say
and this is apparently "What the fuck"
You know all the Peters in Canada?
Apparently I do know all the Peters in Canada.
The Russell Peters,
The John...
I guess you've been around enough,
you know all the Peters.
I guess I do, that says a lot about me.
You need to move faster,
your ass is dragon!
Aaaaahhh!
The BBF shot!
You should have a smiley face in there!
Where is your hand?
I thought it was a girl! Wow!
Hey now!
Honk Honk!
This is definitely worth recording here, yeah.
Are these all...
Wow.... wow!
Two huskies...
20 Vodka-Redbull.
27!
27 cups to a husky!
Cheers!
It's Uncle Nightfox!
You can't have this.
It's all mine!
I'll really enjoy it
while you're starving!
Keep on talking!
It tastes so good...
stop stealing my food!
You're gambling with people's lives here!
American spray cheese.
It goes out as fast as it goes in.
Just push it sideways, you're alright...
See here, there we go!
That's a lot more solid than I remember it!
That one means business.
You got a dangly bit and everything!
Now you touched it!
Like a pro, alright!
Sergal, it figures.
The problem is I'm gonna have to spit this out.
You're gonna have to eat it.
I can't swallow it.
You can't swallow it?
I have trouble swallowing.
This thing is the anti-swallow.
It's like
really hard peanut butter.
How do I get it out?
Aaaah!
Cheesing everything up now.
It's nice!
Change my mind, yeah!
Spraaay cheese.
Do you like it? Good stuff, huh?
Thats why Americans are fat!
Cheesy!
It reminds me of....
Hey Shads, you gotta try the...
Oh my god I've been dreaming
of this since the Goofy Movie!
Yes, it's that side character,
that's just... oy!
He's done that!
He goes crazy and put it in his
mouth, oh god, I need to try this!
OMG!
This is so cool!
It's exactly like in that movie!
Alright.
Thrust it in my mouth?
You gotta bend it sideways.
Like that, are you sure?
Try it on a cracker first and then...
Fuck it, I like to live dangerously.
Let's do this!
No, correction:
THAT is why Americans are fat!
I'd like to say it's gross,
that it's typical
American and gross,
but I love it!
That's why Americans love it: Because it's
fucking delicious!
You're scary!
I know, right?
Do you hear the song over there?
It's the NFC theme song!
It's Cheese party!