You still have the chance!
You still can do it!
Be number one!
Be the first nose-booper!
Uh! Ohh!
Tatra Tea!
That was your first mistake!
Are you aiming or what?
You'd be the first school shooter that doesn't kill a person.
Have a look at this.
This is ridiculous.
I'm not Snugg by the way.
Clearly not Snugg,
Snugg had a beard, if you see him, shave it off.
Thank you.
No press allowed, go away!
I'm not press, I'm Fake Mews.
Oh god!
This is like...
4TT vlogging here.
See, BB, he's...
BB secretly hated me.
And he never tells me.
Why do you hate me, BB?
Dexter, you're being recorded!
Go away!
The difference!
So you've got a chocolate nose.
Damn!
Everytime!
Give us a hug!
Don't hug the fourth wall!
It's video!
It's video? Oh crap!
It's for Rilyn.
All I'm gonna say.
This is the first time ever I've been touched
in about... a minute now.
It's actually quite nice.
OMG I ca....
I'm actually trying to get outside
I'm touching you!
Gawd...
I'm touching you!
Aaaaaahhhh!
I'm gonna go insane!
I'm touching you!
STOP IT!
I'm touching you!
It's video!
It's video?
It's video!
Discuss...
Discuss the prophet!
Oh, stop filming me!
Hey, what are you going to do,
chord him to death?
Hello!
[audience cheers]
Hellooooh!
[audience cheers more]
Better!
Right!
Let's help you out of there.
There we go.
Take a bow, Brok, you've been through a lot there.
There we go!
Take a seat.
You can get back to that.
So, no more video games for anybody?
We're done?
Alright, theme's cancelled, everybody go home!
Brok doesn't like it!
I think we're gonna have to convince him.
What do you think of games?
[audience yells a lot]
Try again!
[audience goes insane]
Come on, stop being boring!
One more time:
What do you think of video games?
[nuclear explosion in audience]
What do you think of board games?
What do you think of just any fun old game?
OK, I'll let you off, I think that's good enough.
Attendees:
We have....
one thousand....
nine hundred....
...and eight!
of which, 623 sponsors!
Round of applause for the sponsors please!
All for the sponsors,
they help make a con as awesome as it is,
they help us get all this fantastic equipment for the stage.
Please welcome onto the stage,
Mr. Ryan Campbell.
Thanks, this is really exciting,
Backstage I thought I don't get stage fright,
but that's all changed now.
I'm just gonna picture you all as your fursonas.
That makes it work okay.
I'm Ryan Campbell,
I've been travelling to furry cons for
I guess, 22 years
This is my first Confuzzled, my first one outside the USA
Thank you so much for inviting me.
Also joining us from the USA,
A lady who's artwork has graced the fandom
since the 1990s,
many of her creations hanging in our art show,
you may bid and own such items,
Welcome to the stage please: Dark Natasha!
That's great to hear,
I cannot tell you how much of an honor it is
to be here,
I'm really excited
because I love the UK,
I've got family here so
I've got more than just normal connections
So I have to say
I'm your typical traditional artist,
and I enjoy doing mostly furry fantasy,
I've been doing it for... oh my gosh...
... a long time, years and years,
and I hope to do it until I'm in my nineties.
Hey everybody, how are you doing?
Are we doing good?
That was pityful.
Happy to be here?
Okay, now it sounds alright.
I got some boring announcements,
as always, venue stuff.
Fifth year now here at the Hilton,
they're always happy to have us back,
so let's have a round of applause for our hotel!
Brok, Matt,
Yes?
The lovely people at the Hilton,
they have a wonderful person managing their PR,
and their Twitter feed,
and they asked us if we could get a selfie with
all of our wonderful attendees.
Are you up for that, Brok?
Is everyone up for that?
Can we have some house lights please?
That kinda worked, we'll fix it in post.
So, Brok, as a thank you
for allowing us to do the Twitter picture,
as always, the lovely people in the Chefs department
have baked a cookie.
They'd like to tell you that on stage
if we can have the Hilton please on stage?
[chants: Cookie, Cookie, Cookie...]
We have
the devices that spin and wobble people returning!
You may have noticed that it was a bit
soggy today,
The rides will run in the rain.
However:
if there are high winds or
thunderstorms,
the rides will not run.
They will pause for the duration of
the storm and continue afterwards.
So, rain or shine, that will go ahead.
Please head into the staff car park
on Sunday and enjoy the rides.
Last year,
do you guys remember
that we finished
rolling into the first dance
and we had some confetti?
We're gonna do something similar.
Could I have please our first DJ
Mr. Acey?
Yay, our first DJ!
Did you enjoy the confetti last year?
Did you think there wasn't really enough?
Bring on the confetti canons!
Last year,
we had 500g of confetti.
We going some budget,
we have 8kg of confetti!
Would you like some confetti?
10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
[audience cheers to the moon and back]
I'm Kiryu Kazuma...
...of the Tojo Clan!
It's video!
Ah, okay!
100 Euro...
...100 Euro...
...100 Euro for video of me!
Actually you're getting a fine now.
What for?
You booped my camera lens!
It's video!
It's video....
OMG we're the same color!
So many paws!
Aaaah! AAAAAAHH!!
What is this?
What are those?
Ooowww!
He's committing a crime right now.
Ooowww!
I'm like 47 then!
48...
49...
50...
We start with one...
Hello!
You want the most photogenic people?
It's good that he's looking at you now.
Stop it!
See my most charming smile!
No close-ups!
No, not my bad side!
You won't catch me dipping a doughnut this year.
No, no cameras, no paparazzi!
What did you just say?
Ahhh, fucking hell, man!
Fucking hell!
Hi!
Welcome to what's known as fursuit hell!
Pineapple hell!
It's hell!
Get me out of here!
Oh, it's you again!
You again!
You again!!
Yes, I'm following you!
OH NO!!
I'm stalking you!
Oh Jesus!
I'm stalking you!
Help! Send help!
Help? What help?
I'm help!
I'm gonna say, never trust a glass-eyed fur!
Oh geez!
That's very suspicious!
He is very suspicious indeed!
I know, it's those glass eyes!
I'm stalking you!
I'm gonna bite!
Still stalking you!
STOP IT!
I'm stalking you!
Oh my God I....
Yes, I am, I'm...
I'm not touching you!
...not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
Hi BBF, how's it going?
Welcome to the Confuzzled Fursuit Parade!
Where it isn't raining,
even the weather forecast right now
is 85% chance of...
Yaaay!
It's all about you now!
All about you!
Yes, it's only you!
Only you!
I'm stalking you!
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I'm stalking you!
Oh no!
Save me!
Still stalking you!
Look man,
this has to stop!
No!
That bloody light, OMG!
Aaah!
Okay, now you're getting a ticket!
Oh, look who it is!
Oh god!
I'm stalking you!
I booped you!
You did!
So what's your choice this year?
This one probably.
Duckface!
I'm Security-Medic.
I'll punch you down and do CPR
at the same time.
That is some paperwork.
Fuck paperwork!
What am I gonna do with that?
What are you looking at?
You German pie....
What are you looking at you fucking Kraut?
Hey Danny, what do you like on your pizza?
Pineapple.
PINEAPPLE!
Harder, daddy, harder!
Leave me out of this!
I think he wants to beat you up!
Bitchfight!
I think he just made fun of your mother.
He called you a son of a bitch.
I think he called you gay.
Yes.
Arrrghhhhh!!
Kick his balls!
Are you GPRG ready
or whatever those 3, 4 words are?
Are you storing me?
He's storing me!
He's storing me illegally tho!
You're from Europe
so you gotta stick to the law.
I got your data,
I got your privacy,
No, I need that to live!
This is your privacy in my hand right now!
I'm melting!!!
Look at this, your privacy!
My precious privacy!
Nooo!
You're done!
I can't believe you do that to me.
Why did you have to do that?
Privacy? I'm Zuckerberging you!
Me?
Yes, you!
What about them?
No, you. Only you.
It's all about you now.
Only you, yes.
I've got your soul,
and I'm stealing your nose,
Don't...
Yes, I got your nose!
That's my nose!
I like your nose, it smells good!
It smells alright, I mean...
I'm making money of you!
Your face!
That's alright...
...your privacy, your data.
Are you getting a good price?
Are you getting a good price for me?
You're a fox, you're a discount!
The donkey is just dragging his ass.
See, this one's a..... aah...
I can go for at least...
... 300 Euros.
As a fursuit, that's a poodle that's not poodling.
That's why, to you, he's 500 dollars!
That's what you get!
That's what you get for booping cameras!
That's a lot of light there!
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright!
Meanie, meanie, meanie camera!
This is very evil!
That's better!
That's zee end from zee Confuzzled 2018
I sit here and drink my cider with
BBF and enjoy it.
Have a nice day and we see us next year!
I'll put you in my lab.
Right, come here, you're going to the lab.
You found him again!
Take him back to the lab, I like him!
He's really cute, I like this one!
Come with me!
Furries...
I'm not sure this one's a good boy.
You can try hiding.
You're not very good at it.
I can still see you. I can see your paws.
It's not alcohol!
Nooo, boring!
Yeah!
You should be on the floor
throwing up right now!
I was just like that yesterday
This is what I get!
These people are boring.
Let's go find some better people.
You expect a hug?
No?
Then why are you holding your hands out like this?
I'm just....
crazy scared!
You're being an obstruction.
You're being a-booping!
I'm a booper, yeah!
Ah, camera! Ah yeah!
Nooooo!
This is Strawberry!
I have his eyes!
We made a baby!
Oh no!
Blind!
No!
I can legitimately
feel the heat from the light
on my whitey skin!
Whitey...
That's it, that's it!
That was perfect!
He has the baby now!
It's his baby!
*cries*
Why must it end?
I feel loved!
Noone loves me!
No one loves meee!!
What you need to do...
What are you doing?
I'm trying to remove the light but it's...
It's resisting!
It's so beautiful! Look into the light!
Look, Harry!
Look into the light!
Hahaha, I crashed the camera!
Come closer.
No.
Please come closer.
I don't ever trust you.
Come closer.
I can do a magic trick.
Even closer?
Even closer.
Why am I this close, this is very unnerving.
Aaaah, you...!
Ewwww!
You're putting ice cubes in beer?
Yes, cause I like it that way!
That'll be one Sex On The Beach please!
Sorry, they ran out of musical instruments.
No badge, no entry!
Good evening everybody!
Did you enjoy that?
It has come to the time where we must
conclude the dead dog party.
The dead feline party!
The dead "insert species here" party!
However...
I have one slight question for you.
Would you like one more song?
We have the tradition at Confuzzled
It's a long-standing tradition:
We will be going with:
Nightwish!!