Hi!
Good to see you! We're here!
It's only been nine hours.
Oh! The Germans!
Oh no! Wait, wait!
Put your hands up in the air! All the way!
[Kage sings German Anthem]
You haven't something better to do?
Nope!
REALLY?
360° Camera?
Hello everyone in Germany,
I am very happy to see all of you!
Don't look at the rig tho,
it's a secret rig,
So... don't!
Don't wanna see the rig!
It's secret!
You can stare at the back of Flatspots tho.
Right now, don't disturb him, he's very busy.
I've been in America longer than usual!
I fired a shotgun and ate a cheeseburger within
24 hours off the plane, so...
you know, Murrica!
Hello!
Howdy!
I'm looking at multiple angles!
I'm mesmerized. Hi!
It's staring at me!
I'm mesmerized!
Is this supposed to do anything?
It's recording you!
No, no no!
I need to brush my teeth.
Mad-Eye Moody!
I've got my eye on you! Waahhhh!
It's back to the 360° camera!
Oh, I thought it was a.... oh!
Welcome to Anthrocon,
it is very good to see all of you here!
Watch out!
This is America. We drive on the sidewalks here!
I was wondering what I'd do for my next fursuit.
And I was going fursuit.
Fur suit!
That hurts!
Hello, blowjob-guy!
Oh, thank you!
It's BBF!
He wanted to be a gardener!
It's how you get popular.
You give the cameraman a blowjob.
Okay, who was it?
Who scared the dog?
This one here!
No it's you!
Everybody loves me!
How about fuck you?
I'm the best!
No, it was you!
You're ugly! Noone likes you!
It's the thing!
I believe I'm too beautiful!
You make Trump look pretty!
That's so harsh!
But he's more orange than Trump!
He has bigger hands!
Yes, I have bigger hands than Trump!
This has escalated quite a bit,
we'll need 5 luggage carts!
The shopping trip kinda escalated.
A little bit.
No, it's BBF!
[laughter]
Oohh!
Hi!
Welcome to Anthrocon 2017!
Take me out to the ball game!
Haaaaah!
I'll do the voice for Shadow cat!
Hey, how are you doing?
I'm here in this lobby,
I'm... I'm...
I'm speaking for you!!
BB, I'm so glad, that Punk Cat is so awesome!
I'm really happy to see him here!
He's not an asshole by any means!
He's probably one of the
best suiters and I wish he was
suiting right now!
He puts my poor cat ass
to shame, yes, yes,
he's pretty much
one of the most
FAKE NEWS!
Fake mews?
Fake news!
Fake mews!
Fake mews? Are you saying that or not?
I'm not cute and fuzzy,
don't point that at me!
You have to put the subtitles on
if you film it!
OMG, it's BBF!
BBF, you look different!
That's BBF, right there!
Hi!
Nosebeep, there we go!
No nosebeep!
It's the new thing: The camera beeps you!
Hello everyone, here we are,
Tilt Longtail at Anthrocon, my
10 year anniversary at AC!
My first one was 2007!
Here we are!
You can't do anything to me now!
I'm a regular citizen right now!
Where's the smelly cat?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Oooh, I get a lick!
You offend me...
Good!
... deeply in my heart!
I can't see!
I cannot....
I can't read it!
Raccoons can't read!
Are you drunk yet?
Yah, I chugged an Emerald City
so I'm waiting for the effect of it.
So right now
[burrrp]
I'm burping up my dinner
and I got dinner breath blowing back
at my face, by my fan.
That's gross!
Welcome to AC 2017!
This guy knows about it!
Were you with us when we went out
to the Brandenburg Gate
at EF?
I wasn't there, no.
Well, that was very
precious.
What are you talking about?
Ignore this guy.
You're doing a bad job of ignoring him!
No, he did it again!
Put the camera on me one more time...
BBF, you gotta
be better at it!
Ignores and that!
It's okay, I'll hide behind this beard.
But anyway, I had
a story about being
a bear at the Brandenburg Gate
where it's illegal to be a bear!
I've done this
10 years now?
I got nothing! I'm out of
ideas, I see the camera and
Beep!
Uuuuuhhh!
So creative, so unique!
Uuuuh. Yay.
Welcome to Anthrocon. Again!
I feel naked otherwise!
That way you actually have a tail to tell!
Are you videoing that?
You can't get badges unless....
My badge is somewhere in the con
Next time on:
"Peppercoyote finds his badge"
Unless that Pepper's being removed by security!
You have hipster-Showlaces!
Those are my whiskers.
They are part of a celestial dragon's elegance.
They are not for hipsters.
They're shoelaces!
No, they're not shoelaces!
Stop, they're not!
Pah!
Those children that won't respect
when they even look at a celestial dragon
Yet here you are getting Youtube subscribers
in the name of my disgrace!
What are you doing?
Why are you trying to make me boop the camera?
What are you doing?
Get that camera off my face!
Stop! What are you doing?
I told you I'm not going to boop the...
what the... what the?
[grumbles]
Aren't you the superstar?
That's you, right? You're the star!
You're gonna do that thing?
Where you smash me in the face?
And everybody's like "Haha, he did the thing again!"
I'm not doing that thing this time!
You're playing your
mind game on me, you want me to want to!
You want me to do the thing, right?
Uuuuh! You want that?
You like that?
I think you should do it!
Think I should do it?
You want me to think that i want to...
do it like that?
You just did it!
Damn you and your mind tricks!
What is this?
Has to be something crafty!
Tell me what it is!
It's orange....
It says "I booped...
... the camera". I can't read the name.
This is BBF!
Oh, BigBlueFox!
You're BigBlueFox?
See, I got the thing!
You know what?
I had to manually do it because
if it was up to him I'd have 50
on my ears right now. I'd take them all!
These would be all mine!
But I had to manually do it!
Whooooh!
Oooh ladies...
It really brings out the color in my eyes!
I dunno why I said that but okay!
Wooohhhh!
I cam see myself, oooh!
Who's a pretty kitty?
I'm a pretty kitty!
No, you're not.
Beautiful boy!
I'm a beautiful boy, you heard it!
Welcome to Anthrocon 2017!
Here we are, Anthrocon 20....
What year is this, 17?
My 10 year anniversary
at Anthrocon!
I've been to every one!
Wow, the twenty...
second anniversary!
Just shows I'm old!
It's AC right now with a warm 85°,
and the wind's coming in from the North West,
there's furries everywhere John,
back to you in the studio!
He did the theme! Who does the theme?
He actually did the theme!
Why? Nooo!
You're supposed to just kinda, half assed...
show up with a bat or something!
but you did the whole...
He did the whole thing! Don't do that!
There's another wolf!
Like Anthrocon royalty right here.
I just sign the cheques, really.
You got time for a quick interview?
Why not!
[fursuit speaks Japanese]
[Kage replies in Japanese]
Now I gotta do this, hold on!
Hold on!
Ready?
I don't want any of that!
Noone wants that dog!
Even though I don't like you,
I'm gonna need some assistance!
Come on, you can do better than that!
What did you do?
OMG!
There you go!
I'm hungry!
No!
Nooo!
I smell subscribers on YouTube.
Yes, fresh subscribers!
I like that smell!
Nice and fresh!
That means they don't know what's gonna happen next!
Stay!
Ooomnomnom!
No camera booping!
Camerabooping, no!
But but but....
I was sniffing your subscribetrs, I wasn't
booping your camera.
You were booping it!
I was inspecting the quality
of your subscribers!
Why weren't you booping it?
You see, I have to get real
close to get to the one in the back.
Now you booped it.
I did not boop it.
You just did.
Nooo!
I was inspecting the quality of
the people that view your work and support
you as audience!
Sorry, you just booped the camera.
Are you putting more things on me?
You just booped the camera.
What?
I was simply sniffing the subscribers
on YouTube but here is a boop
since you keep on asking for it.
There you are.
Welcome to AC, enjoy your stay, or I'm not going to.
Why are those damn furries here?
I got into this hotel to spend
a nice week in Pittsburgh and
what happens? Furries.
Furries everywhere.
I can't stand it!
Unbelievable.
Why are you filming me?
Hi!
Welcome to Anthrocon!
Waah, it's still there!
Oh god!
Best boy.
11 out of 10.
Again with you?
Aaaaahhh!
Hi, BBF!
Good morning!
Kage, there's one thing you don't do,
if there's a camera you do not ask me what's in the bottle.
I didm't have....
This is for you, you'll need that.
That's for you!
So much for making a good impression for the GoH.
This is really for me?
Me and you are going to drink it!
I did tell you guys our GoH is gonna be here
in 60 seconds?
You're right, I should drink this fast!
How much damage can I do to your camera,
let's find out!
Are you just filming right here?
The BigBlueFox is filming.
Don't film the cleavage.
My face is up here.
So are my fingers.
All for you, BBF!
Why are there two?
Get the audience what they want to see.
Indy Furcon?
Don't put that on the
gag reel.
Good morning, my friend!
What time is it?
It is 6:31pm.
Drinking time!
6:22? Double drinking time.
It's 6:30, that's double drinking time.
I'm going to have my...
Then you probably should not drink that.
Actually, don't mind if I try. What is it?
You'll like that. It's
vodka.
I shouldn't have had that!
There it is!
Take that off.
Hold on.
How do you create suction like th... oooh.
Howdy!
Welcome to Anthrocon people.
It's a con. It's full of furries.
It's in Pittsburgh. If you didn't
know that what's wrong with you?
Can I do a nosebeep?
Boop!
AC, how you're doing tonight?
Back! Back! Get back!
It's a dog thing, you wouldn't get it!
Unless you're a dog!
That means dogs are gross!
No?
Yes!
Whoah, Hi!
Who's that?
Again with this thing?
It's like....
Maaan!
Can't get away from you!
It's always there!
Maybe I'm always there.
Fetch me beer!
What?
Fetch me beer!
Fetch a beer?
I want beer. Fetch me beer.
See, the problem with that
is: I can fetch the beer,
the bringing part is...
it's gonna be empty by the time
it gets here.
Hello!
Hi!
I see nomnoms!
Nomnomnom!
No nomnoms!
Nooom!
Nooo!
Nomnomnom?
Noo-ooh!
I want nomnoms!
No!
Yes!
No!!
I want NAHMNAAHM!!
Can't eat them!
Naaahm!
Be a good boy.
Maybe later.
Here we are, hanging out
at Anthrocon 2017!
Mingling with the locals,
watching the police go by
or the ambulances,
another exciting day here in downtown Pittsburgh.
It's only about what, 80...
90 degrees!
We're having a beautiful day here,
beautiful weather out here.
I brought my sweater out here.
Now a moment of silence for Tonic.
[Cheers Theme]
Okay, good enough.
Yeah, there's a new Taco place, we went
there for dinner one night, it was pretty good
so be sure to check it out!
Condados!
Now we have a bear climbing a tree.
Hope they don't need me.
Best idea ever!
He did this in middle school.
True story: middle school,
All they served for lunch was
Pizza,
Pizza, Pizza,
Pizza, Pizza, Pizza,
Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza,
Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza,
Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza,
Every
Every single
Every single f*cking
Every single f*cking day!
You had to get creative so
I decided: "Why not put pickles on it
they were only available in the
kitchen or something like that so....
Bam!
No!
Stop the camera,
it will steal my soul!
I need my soul!
We're going to the air conditioning zone.
Kinda warm today, but I'm good.
Everything's good.
I'm a husky, huskies like it cool.
It's about 87 degrees outside.
Gotta keep cool.
Gotta keep my stamina up.
You know, winters coming.
It's my season.
Fetch!
Good boy!
What's that?
(??), so good!
No no, thank you, I just ate!
I'm full, trying to cut back.
It's Magic Stars!
A Magic Star,
The Magic Sturrrs!
I don't know what that is!
It makes you feel better!
What?
It makes you feel better!
But I like to feel miserable!
Look at my face!
Hi, how are you?
FoxAmoore was awesome!
It was... it...
feeh weeh fooo....
Just forget it!
Hi BBF!
Hello everyone in Europe!
I miss you guys!
I wanna hug all of you but you're not here!
So sad!
Wait!
Let's ask, poll the people!
Poll for the people:
Push 1 for yes, this thing can meow,
push 2 for yes, this thing can meow.
Alright.
Have you tallied your answers?
No!
Once again:
Push 1 for this thing can meow,
It's sort of a lion,
like from Africa,
lives in the hut,
why would it meow?
And me, I live in
garbage cans! Why would I meow?
Maybe to make more people share food with me?
No, I don't think so!
Wait, is this live?
Okay, so I'm here for questions now!
Aaand... *sums a melody*
How about I execute him?
I win!
The poll said 47%
said I would meow.
Sorry.
I get the throat!
What is that? Oh, it's you.
It's 47%, no wait,
it needs to me more than half, never mind.
Hold on, I messed with the maths.
It's 57%!
I meow. Sorry.
Let's poll for execution.
Execution?
I love to be executed!
What's it mean?
That means I'm cutting off your head.
Dammit! Noooo!
[lots of meowing]
*clears throat*
Meeaaaoouuuuwww!
No, no, no...
He's been using Duolingo,
he's getting really good.
Meeeaaahhhoow?
*coughs*
He needs to go back....
Meeaahh...
Mrrroooow!
Meow!
Meeeoow!
Mrrrafff!
Meow!
Nooo!
Nope!
Meow!
Meea-Marrow!
Gotta roll: Meeeow!
Mow!
You kinda meh when you say it:
Get with the meh!
It comes from in here!
Meeeeow!
Meeeaaaaeoow!
No, mew!
Meeer....
Mew!
Meeee!
Me? You!
You! Me and you!
Me and you!
M-AWWOOOO!
Okay, that's just insulting.
No. Stop it.
M-ARROOO!
No, no!
That's bad!
Awoooooooo!
Now he's besmarting us!
Awwooooo!
Meow! Meow!
You know why I like coming to furry cons?
Because you can see really really cute suits
but the better thing is: you can see all the crazy
cameragear people bring, like 360° camera,
for VR stuff,
or 5000 cinema cameras
and video lighting they shove up peoples faces
while they try to eat a cinnamon bun.
Wait, no, come back! I lied!
I miss you!
No!