With the headline "Civilization Comes to the City", the third edition's lead article describes the upcoming opening of a "world-class museum" in Gadgetzan, set in one of Mayor Noggenfogger's old mansions, recently purchased by the Blackpaw family, described as "noted philanthropists". The mansion was intentionally chosen due to being over underground ruins pre-dating the construction of Gadgetzan; while some speculate that the site is haunted by restless spirits, the museum owners consider the underlying ruins useful for storing artifacts when not on display. Despite its already considerable collection, the article explains that the museum is currently busy obtaining additional artifacts, offering rewards for Gadgetzan citizens who have "put on an archaeologist's hat" to sift rare and interesting finds from the city's flow of goods - although they appear to be having difficulty putting the finishing touches to its jade collection, with items containing the precious stone having recently featured in a spate of mysterious disappearances. The article also mentions that museum's upcoming "Mysteries of Pandaria" exhibit is to be curated by Madam Goya (former leader of the Black Market Auction House). The front page photograph depicts the same skeleton that appears to be drawing a number of visitors to the town, at least according to Talan.

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