Volume 32, number 8 of the Gazette bears the headline "Gadgetzan Port Promotes Prosperity!". The lead article discusses how Gadgetzan has thrived since the Cataclysm, with the new waterfront transforming it into "Azeroth's premier port city and shopping destination" - with a little help from Mayor Noggenfogger's admirably open-minded attitude toward the "silly laws and regulations" seen in other cities. The Mayor also stamps out rumours that his policies (or lack thereof) have allowed "a new class of hoodlum" to flourish in the ever so slightly lawless streets of the city, and expressed incredulity at the hearsay regarding cloaked and hooded figures, illicit potion smuggling, and "a strange red mana" seeming to originate in the port district, assuring readers that the whispers of dragon people in disguise infiltrating the city were purely conspiracy theories. The Mayor did however confirm that the Gadgetzan Mega Market found in the city's port district's is the "Mega-est Market in the World".

Beyond the lead article, the page featured a similar smattering of adverts as seen in the previous edition, chiefly announcing the Gadgetzan Mega Market and its many shops, as well as the "healthful crimson potion" known as Kaza-Cola.