Despite issue #10 being labeled as the "final edition", Vol. 32 #11 was released close to a week after the back page of #10 was published. The lead article, "BANK BURGLED!", discusses how "a group of armed hooligans" dressed in brown hats and vests with orange ties rode an enormous, heavily armored kodo through an exterior wall of the First Bank of Gadgetzan and directly into a high-security bank vault in a "daring daylight raid". This triggered the bank's anti-theft mechanisms, causing anti-kodo bars to drop across all doorways in the building, thus preventing the bank's Bruisers from reaching the ruffians. The robbers stole several crates of jade antiquities, a quantity of Arcane Dust and a number of unused Hearthstone deck boxes, and reportedly took the time to swim in piles of gold coins while making rude gestures and exclaiming "Astounding" and "Astonishing" before disappearing into the city with the valuables. After the robbery, the bank's owner, Don Han'Cho, was strangely calm, with Han stating that: "Hey, it's a bank. You put a bunch of valuables all in one place and it's only natural that somebody's gonna try to take it. These things happen right? Fortunately, the First Bank of Gadgetzan is prepared to offer low interest loans to bank customers who are urgently in need of funds, and insurance to cover losses in case of future theft. Terms and conditions may apply, of course." The Blackpaw family, whose valuables were stored in the vault, released the simple statement that "We are confident that the one responsible for this vile act will be found and punished. Severely." The article goes on to report that some think the robbery to have been an inside job. An anonymous bank employee in the form of a 3'3'' male goblin, with a tattoo of a coin on his wrist and a scar above his left eye, was quoted as saying "C'mooon. How'd they know which wall to knock down?"

Another article further down the page reports that all seventeen Tuskarr Bros. Funnel Cakes franchises in the shopping district's Food Kingdom, mentioned in an ad on the first edition of the Gadgetzan Gazette, are under investigation for peddling fraudulent foodstuffs and have been closed pending the results of the investigation. An "unpaid and wholly independent investigator" is quoted as blaming Mayor Noggenfogger for several Mega Market customers becoming seriously ill, stating that the mayor's irresponsible lack of regulation is allowing hucksters like the Tuskarr Bros. to sell substandard funnel cake to the public. The unnamed investigator goes on to point out that while the Tuskarr Bros. claim that all their funnel cake is freshly picked, one example has wilted leaves and seems to be made out of plaster. The article also reports that a spokesperson for the Mega Market revealed plans to replace the Tuskarr Bros. franchises with new Mega Market branded funnel cake stands offering ice-cold Kaza-kola. The article concludes by stating that in the wake of the Tuskarr Bros. shop closure, their competitors haven't "been loafing around" and that several new bakeries have cropped up overnight.

The page features two ads, one for "Mysterious Flatbread Inc.", with an image of a Mysterious Challenger wearing a chef's hat and wielding a rolling pin and the slogan "Who are we? Naan is our business!" The other ad is for "Rye-connaissance Bakery", "Gadgetzan's ONLY combination Stormwind Style Bakery & Spy Gadget Emporium", with an image of an SI:7 Agent wearing a similar chef's hat next to the tagline "This guy's toast is the best in town".