The back page of the final edition was released shortly after the front page, featuring Business, Sports, Arts & Leisure, Lifestyle and Help Wanted sections. The Business section runs with the story "First Bank of Gadgetzan Opens Under New Management!", discussing the re-opening of the bank after being acquired by Don Han'Cho. The article reports that after cutting the ribbon, Cho said that "Dis Bank good. Plenty of dough", after which Han continued "Please pardon my associate's rough manners. I am proud to say that the First Bank of Gadgetzan will serve as a symbol of wealth and opportunity for all of Gadgetzan's citizens. If you are one of those wealth seeking opportunists, come see us; we'll beat ANY competitor." The Sports section's article, titled "Knuckles Defends Arena Title Amid Accusations Of Performance-Enhancing Bananas" and subtitled "Claims, 'I get my fruit from trees I knock down with my bare hands like everyone else'" discusses how Knuckles, the 32-time arena champion of Gadgetzan's Thunderdome, armed with nothing more than his watermelon-sized fists, seems to be an unstoppable force in the cage and how he is satisfied with getting paid in produce, but reports that sports critics have been suspicious of Knuckles ever since the revelation that the fruit the gorilla is so fond of comes from a banana tree near a tainted pool by Sandsorrow Watch.

The Arts & Leisure section reports a short speech given by curator Madam Goya at the opening gala of the Gadgetzan Museum of Ancient Artifacts: "It gives me the greatest pleasure to welcome the people of Gadgetzan to what is now surely the world's finest museum. This, of course, is only the beginning! Our ancient past conceals wonders untold, and I am confident that you will find our future exhibits to be most... thrilling." The Lifestyle section tells how the city's population is booming, including the rekindled fortunes of a former Doomsayer, turned plumbing proprietor.