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Li Li casually strolled through the dimly lit Gadgetzan tavern, dodging drunk patrons as she continued to push her way back towards her room along with the newly purchased set of drinks for her new found adventuring pals. Axel and Hilda were at odd pair but cute, not to mention the male worgen’s aunt sure came in handy when the group needed a rescuing earlier today from bandits attempting to stop their exploration of a set of old ruins. Although at the rate Hilda was slitting their throats she figured they probably would have been fine without the cluster of infernal rock monsters crashing down to mob up the rest of them. That girl was as deadly as she was fluffy, Li Li thought swinging open. “Alrighty team I have the best spirits five silver could buy….” she paused looking at the floor of the small two bedroom, finding no dog people but instead just people people with most of their clothing off. Li Li dropped the drinks entering into her fighting stance before the pandaren in her reacted catching the trey of booze with her foot allowing it to slid gently to the floor without spilling a drop. The pair of humans looked up at her one was clearly a boy light grey hair, blue eyes and pale skin the other a somewhat scraggly looking dark skin girl with brown hair. “What did you do to my friends?!?” the Pandaren spoke up tensing her fighting stance even more slowly slipping into the room ready for combat. The two humans gazed at each other confused before looking back at Li Li and letting out a bit of a forced laugh. “Good one Li Li.” the girl perked up turning her attention back to the boy. “Ok love does it hurt anywhere else?” she asked the boy, scooting over around him, looking at his toned back, poking and prodding around as if looking for something. “N-no.” he quickly stammered out, his body completely frozen with embarrassment. “Alright then my turn.... I think one of em got me in the arse though.” She said running a hand through her undergarment quickly. Li Li had enough, she finally spoke up slamming the door. “Who are you and what did you do with Axel and Hilda?!” she said maintaining her Red Crane stance. The boy rotatated himself around with his companion now even more confused. “Wait, Li Li. Are you serious?” he questioned. “HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!” She shouted, the boy recoiled in defeat as the girl spoke up. “Li Li its us, and quiet down would ya?” Li Li continued to hold her ground, “Yeah I don’t know any human twinks or homeless girls.” she scolded back. The pair was taken aback the boy in particular, “I don’t look like a homeless girl do I?” he said losing himself in deep thought at the insult naive as to which insult was for whom. “No, you don’t…” his partner responded turning to the pandaren, “And Li Li, its me and Axel.” Li Li continued glaring at them not moving her stance, “That's impossible, Axel and Hilda are Worgen, wolf people you know? You’re a human.” the human girl looked at her in disbelief, “Li Li, your last name is Stormstout, This is Axel Dazkar, earlier today we fought some bandits and Simone showed up, summoned like ten green rock monsters and stabbed me in the arse. If that isn’t someow’ not enough proof I’ll tell you sometin’ that only your best ‘wolf’ friend would know. You think Axel has a nice butt.” the girl finished her triad of information, still, the pandaren teen remained unfazed. “You could be a spy, Everyone thinks Axel has a nice butt.” the girl let out a long audible sigh, a dark mist engulfed her before dissipating revealing the very same Hilda that she knew and loved. The wolf girl spoke up.”See,” she motioned flailed her arms around her body. “Its me.” 

“Ohhhh…” Li Li paused once more, “I didn’t know you could do that.” She plopped down on her tush before sliding over with the drinks, handing them out to her now recognizable friend. “Wait what do you mean you didn’t know that? We’re Gilnaen.” Axel pipped up, looking at Hilda. “Li Li you do realize we human under all that fur right? I could have sworn we both told you about this.

“Pshhhh, yeah of course I knew that I was just playing.” Li Li responded hoping to brush off this little misunderstanding.

“You had no idea it was us did you?” Hilda shot her a disappointed look, hoping that her friend would just admit she had no idea what the history of her people was. “Axel is right, We’ve shared drinks over this, I cried in your arms a couple nights ago when I told you about my parents death at the hands of some feral worgen.”

“Ok, In my defense I was very drunk.”

“You’re always drunk!” Hilda said staring at Li Li who was taking a large swing of alcohol from her cup. “Oh why because I’m a Pandaren?” Li Li scolded back, “Thats racist, You should be respectful of other people's cultures and learn about this stuff.”

Hilda sighed and rubbed her temples before turning to Axel handing him one of the beverages off the tray, “I think she’s already drunk, you wanna tag team her later tonight?” Axel groaned usually whenever they partook in any group session he was the one doing most of the work. “Can’t we all just cuddle tonight?”

“No!” Li Li joined in with Hilda in defiance, “We had a rough day today and we’re going to take it out on you.”

“You two have a rough day like every day though.” Axel sighed, changing into a worgen himself.