>"Today we'll be looking at some of the prep I use when adventuring around Vol'Dun."
>"This is a classic Vulperan 24 hour ration pack. Resident Tortollans in that area call it the Rat Pack."
>"Big fat thanks to a Vulpera named Nisha I met while I was there who gave me a few of these."
>"It weighs 3 pounds 9 onces. Or just about 53 red bean buns."
>"The main in this pack is Saurolisk Breyani. It has a 1 year shelf life. So let's give it a look. Right off the bat, we have the main course."
>"Got a box of matches, a cactus high energy instant porridge, some sort of tropical flavored fruit roll, some... n-nut butter?"
>"You know, I heard about the difficulties the Vulperan go through to gather up some of these ingredients. I guess trade comes in handy for the more oasis areas to the north."
>"Other than that we have some biscuits and some Loa tea."
>"Oh! There's a arcane-less ration heater at the bottom here. Leave it to the Goblins to invest in any trade the minute a new culture is found."
>"I'll go ahead and use that now so we don't have to wait on the porridge."
>"All you gotta do is take the package, which has a nice gusset on it by the way, and put it in the ARH with 3 ounces of water"
>"... I'm a bit worried though. I've had a Goblin ARH blow up on me once. Dunno if I'd take that or a Gnomish one that occassionally fizzles out."

>"Alright while that- look at that heater go! That'll be nice and warm in no time."
>"We can open up the main Saurolisk Breyani first. They include these local giant leaves in the packaging. Apparently they have some decent magical properties for preservation so that the container doesn't get damaged during caravan transport."
>"Normally I'd open this up with my claw but this knife should be strong enough to-..."
>"Ah yup. Nice hiss. Yeah with some of the more simpler cans you can just nail it open like you're gonna crush down a human beer can."
>"Mmm... That has a nice yellow curry smell."
>"Let's get that Loa tea ready too."
>"Woah~ that smells so unique and different. Just a very earthy woodsy kind of smell."
>"Gonna skip the sugar with this one. With all that hiking you'll be doing in the desert out in Vol'Dun, you need a lot of fluids that contain electrolchi."
>"Alright that tea has stooped enough. Look at that! It's the clearest bronze."
>"That tastes so nice. Just like how it smells it's this woodsy kind of like a pinewood flavor with an earthy light honey caramel note."
>"Even without the sugar, it's perfect. I'm gonna leave the teabag in there. I don't even care if it's too strong."

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>"This is the newest Alliance Armed Forces MRE for the Kul Tiras marine division.
>"Menu number 20. Gilnean sausage with peppers, onion, and marinara sauce."
>"It replaced hashbrown with bacon, peppers, and onion which had a production run through the Legion invasion Broken Isle landings."
>"Most of those older MRE runs pretty much got dumped into the surrounding Broken Isle ocean during what was probably the worst landfall ever."
>"You have to get lucky to grab one since the rest are left in reserve at Stormwind. I still haven't gotten my paws on any."
>"Anyway, shoutout to Hilda for nabbing me this menu number 20. Technically they're still in use at Boralus so I won't ask how she got it."
>"Okay so right off the bat, main course. Gilnean sausage with peppers and onions. Not bad. 22 grams of protein and 80% of your vitamin C. Not as good as red bean buns but I'll take it."
>"Accessory packet, recovery trail mix from I guess Night Elves? And osmotic cranberries. You bet these have Draenei origin. They love their berries."
>"Look at that, Coffee arcana type 2. Can never go wrong with these."
>"Rest of these nuts, cheese, and beverage bases are the same as my last Alliance review so go check out that scroll."
>"Let's get this out onto the tray."
>"Nice."
>"Okay so let's start off by heating up that main."
>"I was riffing on the Gnomish arcaneless ration heaters but when they work, boy do they work."
>"You'll have to believe me on that. I travel a lot and helped out both the horde, alliance, and more. I've tried so many MRE's."