New Years

>"Hellooo... Azeroth to Li Li, it's your turn."
"Wowza that was fasht, how'd it already get to me?"
>"Spin the jug doesn't discriminate. And you're drunk. What are you even writing in that journal?"
"Hey!"
>"Too slow. Yo Axel wake up, take it!"
>>"I'm awake! Read this? Did you guys get me a tome for New Years?"
"Totally not a tome..."
>"Just read it already before I make you dare again!"
>>"Who is the sleek girl holding a staff that signals her status as an adventurer, whos ponytail hair flutters in the wind, shining so much with beauty and talent, that even the sun's eyes squirt involuntarily? That's right, it's me. Li Li."
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>... "PFFttt ahahaha what??"
>>... "Why are girl journals like this? My aunt does the same thing!"
>"Alrighty then. Anyway how does a panda like you get smashed this fast. Your family's brew isn't even that strong."
"I shpiked it. Always do. Chen taught me the true recipe.
>>"Wait are you telling us this jug of a hundred cups we've been spinning is from that one legend?"
"The thousand cups one that almost killed Rexxar? Hehe yyup."
>"Woah. Li Li you okay?"
"Definitively fphiine."
>>"New game! New Years resolution. Hilda, what's yours?"
>"Ima take at least 5 gold worth of stuff this year!"
>>"You mean stealing?"
>"Nonono more like relocating. Re..uhh. Redistributing! What about you Li Li?"
"I think, I think I'm gonna see my pop more this year. I mean, I promised. I miss home. Never thought I'd say that."
>>"Didn't you say something about going to your Uncle's brewery over on Pandaria next month?"
>"Oh yeah! Why don't we tag along with you??"