>Be me, Nona
>Agreed to have my guy friend, Wesley over at my place to watch Roachboy Boopbop
>Probably wasn't the best idea, considering I didn't clean up my studio and It's that time of the month
>Oh well, I can't bitch out now
>We make it to my place
>Immediately catch flack for the sorry state of my room, considering I used to tease him for how messy his was
>Oh well, I take it on the chin
>Start setting up the show when Wesley excuses himself to the bathroom
>Some time passes
>And then some more, until I hear clattering in the bathroom
>Fuck, hope he's not going through my hamper
>Rush over and open the bathroom door
>There I see Wes, digging used tampons and pads out the bathroom wastebin with his bare hands
>He proceeded to wring a fresh one out into his open mouth, only stopping when he notices me
>He sheepishly chuckles and gives me a bloodsoaked grin
>"You weren't saving those, were you?"