Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2024 18:24:45 No.67095275 Report

>>67095246
Schizo making Anon dinner but she's not very good at it.

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2024 19:21:37 No.67096426 Report

Quoted By: >>67096470 >>67096496 >>67096500 >>67096528 >>67096707

>>67095275
>"Schizo, I'm home!"
>I call out into the dark hallway while putting away my school bag
>I can't help but let out a small groan while taking off my shoes.
>Fuck PE. Whoever invented mandatory gym class needs to burn for his sins
>Huh, odd. I'd usually see her sprinting towards me by now.
>"Uhh...Schizo? Are you there?"
>After kicking my sneakers into the shoe rack as usual, I stumble through the hallway and open the door to the living room.
>A weird smell hits my nose while I look around
>Eventually, I spot my girlfriend standing on a small ladder to work the stove.
>"Schizo? What are you doing-"
>"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! WHY DOES THAT LOOK SO EASY IN THE TUTORIAL?! GRAAAH!"
>I have to duck under the pan that comes flying my way as Schizo throws a tantrum
>"JESUS CHRIST-...Schizo, calm down! It's me, Anon!"
>The compy looks up from her phone and stares at me, before tears start swelling up in her eyes
>"I'm so sorry, Anon. I was trying to cook some food for you, but this stuff is stupid!"
(Part 1 of 2)
>>67096298
>attention whoring
bait used to be believable. There's no way anyone is genuinely this retarded
>hasn't penned any good worthwhile "feature-length" fics
ah, so you don't actually know who I am, nor have you ever bothered to look into who I am, and are just shitting on me for no reason. Got it.
(it would literally take 20 seconds to look up my name on ao3, for the love of god please take your meds)
>>67096207
>using this place for marketing
literally when did I EVER do that. Please stop shitting up the thread with your delusions

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2024 19:35:40 No.67096707 Report

Quoted By: >>67096783

>>67095275
>>67096426
>I pick up the pan she threw before taking a look at the very noticeable dent it left behind in the wall
>Yep, my landlord is going to fucking kill me for that
>I put the pan back down on the counter before turning off the stove
>"Okay, so first off, calm down Schizo. I could've helped you if you wanted to make some food. There's no reason for you to do this by yourself, especially because you have no clue where like....anything is in my kitchen!"
>She's still sobbing while I hand her a tissue to dry her face with
>"I-I know. But I wanted to do something for you for once! You always do so much for me...I-I just wanted to return the favor."
>I don't even know what to say at this point, so I just hug her until she stops sobbing
>"Schizo...You don't need to prove anything to me. I love you. And a messed up pan and some charred veggies isn't gonna change that."
>She looks up at me, still a bit tear-eyed
>"I'll help you get started with simpler dishes, alright? If you want to learn cooking, then I have no problem helping you out. Though I'd...appreciate it if you would stop flinging frying pans at me when you get upset."
>I manage to bait a small giggle out of her before standing back up
>"We should probably start by teaching you how to order new pans online. This one's a little out of shape"
>I point to the piece of cooking equipment, that's now taken on a new, much more oval shape."
>"Y-Yeah...I'd like that"
(Part 2 of 2)