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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 22:53:52 No.66245016 Report
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Trish and Fang fight over Anon
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Anonymous Sat 01 Jun 2024 23:55:57 No.66246415 Report
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>I hear the door behind us slam open. Trish pulls off me and I whip my head around to see who's coming into the auditorium after school. It's Reed and Fang, shit. They'd said they weren't going to be here today. Fang is surprised and angry and Reed simply looks guilty. Guess he knew.
>"What the FUCK!?" Fang says, marching over to us
>Trish quickly hops off my lap, wiping her face before speaking to Fang.
>"Look, we're a thing. We didn't think to tell you but relax it won't affect the band. Promise. Just couldn't find a time to tell you." Trish says, doing her best to deflate the situation.
>Fang's wings go wide, more anger in her now for some reason. She squints her eyes and Trish and hisses out.
>"Fuck you, he's mine."
>...what?
>"You missed your chance, sorry." I'm in complete shock. Again, what?
>I stand up and back away, the two looking as if they're ready to tear each other's throat out, and over me?
>Reed grasps me from behind pulling me back and turning me to face him, speaking.
>"Sorry, bro. They need to work this out, sorry you were caught up in this."
>My inner thoughts come forth. "What?"
>Reed sighs and informs me "Yeah, Fang liked you pretty early. Told Trish and Trish still went after you."
>"...not one but two women like me? What did I die and get reincarnated as some giga-chad or something?" I plead at him
>"You're not ugly, dude. If you swung my way I'd probably date you, too." three for one today, it seems. I sink back into a nearby seat. I listen in to try to catch what Fang and Trish are speaking about but it's gone from name-calling and shouting to hushed whispers. I look over to see them both looking at me.
>I can't bring myself to speak to them. They make the first move, coming over in a pair to speak to me. Fang starts.
>"So uh, okay. We uh, both like you turns out."
>"Reed informed me." I say, still dizzy
>"And we don't want this to be a big thing so uh. Do you mind if we... compete?"
cont. lol?
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Anonymous Sun 02 Jun 2024 00:02:35 No.66246589 Report
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>I understand the word she used but not the meaning.
>"What?" my catchphrase it seems
>Trish speaks this time "We'll both date you a bit then you pick who you like better. Fair game and whatnot." Trish looks at Fang and she nods back.
>Unable to grasp life at the moment I look up at Reed, who is looking at me expectantly. Does he think this is a good idea too? Son of a bitch.
>"...this is super weird." I say, still trying to find footing. The statement makes all three band members flinch.
>"But I guess okay?" I say, unsure as ever. The mention makes everyone's face light up.
>Trish smiles brightly then speaks "Okay so I've got you Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Fang's Got Tuesday, Thursday and Saturdays. Sunday's are your day off." She says, lining out my dating schedule as if it was a job.
>I simply nod along. This whole situation being insane.
>"We'll do that for a month or two, then you can pick. Only real rules is no interfering with each others days, otherwise everything is fair game." she says, winking at me. A shiver running up my spine. Fang nods along in confirmation.
>"Good, unfortunately today's Thursday so I'm outta here, cmon Reed. See you later Anon." she says, smiling and waving at me. I wave back as she trots happily out of the auditorium with the pink raptor shooting me finger guns on the way out.
>I look up to Fang who promptly sits in my lap, much the same way that Trish did at the start.
>Before I can open my mouth to say anything I find Fang's lips touching mine, she pulls away and states.
>"Can't let her get too much of a head start, yeah?"
>What the hell

Fin. This was weird but funny.