>>68460968This request is atrocious, but so are my writing skills
>Lunch has been especially boring today>It feels like we’ve done nothing but pick at our food for thirty minutes>”If you were a soda what type of soda would you be?”>Damien’s sudden question grabbed everyone's attention>I have to assume he was thinking about it for a long time, no other way he could have kept quiet for so long>Liz is the first to respond>”Oh I don’t know, probably something sweet. Maybe cherry cola?”>Across the table Olivia grumbles a little bit>It sounded like she said “flat root beer” but I can’t be sure>Damien doesn’t take mind of it anyways>”I’d be Pibb xtra!”>He’s grinning ear to ear, like he’d been waiting to say that>”Have you even tried Pibb?”>Liz is looking at him very intently now>”Well… no. But it has a funny name! And the logo is cool!”>”How can you be a soda you haven’t even tried?”>”Because I know it’s cool, have you ever had a cherry cola?”>”Yeah, you’ve been putting them in my drink hat all semester”>”Oh...” is all the response Damien can muster>Well that was awkward>I don’t know what soda I would be>Maybe cream soda since it’s my favorite?>I really don’t want to sit in silence again>”I’d probably be cream soda”>Olivia is chuckling under her breath now>”What’s so funny?”>She starts laughing harder>I look around the table, everyone else is struggling to contain their laughter too>DING DONG BING BONG>It’s probably just because I’m smooth >Cream soda isn’t very carbonated, that’s why I like it>Yeah, that’s why they’re laughing>Because I’m right