Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 01:01:50 No.68110306 Report

>>68110257
>They probably bite too.
You think that parents of rowdy children have muzzles specifically to avoid this.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 02:25:11 No.68112383 Report

>>68110306
>Naser comes back after a few years of studying overseas.
>Visits Fang and Anon
>Gets to meet the twins again, this time instead of being little bitty squawking baby pteros they're a rambunctious trouble-making 4 year old duo.
>They simply stare at him in curiousness with their big ol' goldfish eyes as he catches up with his sister and brother-in-law.
>It's a little cute, but also kinda creepy.
>The way they blink in sync makes it more so the latter than the former.
>Naser dismisses this and smiles,thinking that they're just shy as he steps over too the two.
>Lucy puts a quick hand on his shoulder.
>"Hold up Naser, I would give them a bit longer to get used to you. Don't want you to freak them out."
>Naser scoffs.
>"What? C'mon I'm their uncle!"
>Fang gives him a skeptical look.
>"Lucy, really. I'm pretty sure they've already gotten plenty acquainted to me. I've changed both of their diapers when they were babies way too many times. I'm no stranger to them."
>Lucy sighs.
>"Yeah, That's what everyone else said. Trish brushed Amber's first tufts of hair... Stella gave Greene little baby palm readings... I mean even Rosa said she had a ton of experience with kids from her own little cousins and she screamed louder than everyone else."
>Anon chuckles. "Actually I think Reed's was higher pitched."
>Lucy waves him off. "Well regardless..."
>Naser gives Lucy a confident look.
>"C'mon Sis, we're family, they'll be fine."
>Lucy scoffs.
>"They'll be fine? Y'know what? Okay baby bro. Knock yourself out."
>"Don't worry. I'll be known as the cool uncle before you know it."
>"Sure, but right now you're either a threat, or fresh meat."
>The brown ptero rolls his eyes as he approaches the ptwins.
>Amber gives him a smile, while Greene pulls his head back.
>"See? She's smiling!"
>He reaches his hand out to give her a pat on the head.
>"Greene is still a bit cautious but Amber seems pretty frie-"
>*CHOMP*

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2024 02:25:26 No.68112395 Report

Quoted By: >>68112531 >>68112615

>>68112383
>Naser freezes as Amber's teeth is embedded directly into his hand.
>Fang grins smugly as the smile on Naser's face takes on a more forced tone.
>"W-wait... she's just givin' her old uncle naser a little familial nibble! T-that's all! Okay Ambs you can let go noWWWWWWWWWW!"
>He trails off into pained exasperation as her teeth sink in even deeper into his scales.
>"O-okay... OW. M-maybe if she sees Greene being more tolerable she'll learn that- W-where's Gree-?"
>*CHOMP*
>Naser slowly looks down to see Greene's jaws firmly clamped onto his Uncle's left leg, the little ptero boy's fangs going through denim like butter.
>Lucy's smug look intensifies.
>"Y'know what Naser? I think you're right. They DO like you!"
>Naser screams and she bursts into laughter as he begins to maniacally flail around in a desperate attempt to dislodge the Ptwin's steel-jawed grips on his hand and leg.
>The laughing and yelling only intensifies as Amber and Greene are swung around like ragdolls, staying attached to Naser's limbs like pirahnas as he swings them around.
>Anon watches on with a sigh, dialing the animal control number that at this point he had practically memorized.