Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2024 23:22:37 No.68439254 Report

Quoted By: >>68439351

>>68439210
I'm still hooked on the idea that there's at least three, probably more, languages spoken regularly in the mous house.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Aug 2024 23:27:08 No.68439351 Report

Quoted By: >>68439388 >>68439589 >>68439864 >>68440325

>>68439254
>anon learned a bit of dino afghani while on deployment
>amber and green speak finnish due to their babysitter/godmother/aunt judee
>green himself also knows a bit of native dinoamerican because of janet
>fang can only speak english and it annoys her to no end when her family are talking in a different language on purpose so she wouldnt understand

Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2024 00:10:19 No.68440325 Report

Quoted By: >>68440351

>>68439351
>It turns out that Anon has a knack for picking up languages.
>He only discovered this when he decided to take a foreign language class in college since it could prove useful and it ended up being a sleeper for him.
>It turns out, all he needed to do is put in a bit of effort and it came to him naturally.
>Even if he didn't he could pick up on things pretty fast
>When she first heard about it, Lucy was happy for Not but not really boyfriend.
>And she continued to be so when her now actual but secretly always boyfriend told her he'd picked it up as a hobby.
>Nor was she surprised since she knew he never really kicked his old habit of shitposting online, even well after their first was born.
>At least he started calling it "Funposting"
>Though on the subject of their kids, that's when Lucy's opinion started to shift.
>Of course she was super proud when little Samantha said her first word so early, even if it wasn't "Mommy"
>And she continued to be proud when Samantha started to string together coherent statements far earlier than most babies.
>And when she was three and already could understand a bit of what Judee and Rosa could say?
>Well Lucy just beamed with pride, thinking her daughter was gifted.
>It wasn't until years later when she had the twins that her opinion on her husband's linguistic skills started to sour.
>Of course not right away! After all, what mother wouldn't be happy with having not one, but THREE seemingly genius babies?
>No, it wasn't until when Greene and Amber were... Four? Maybe five? She doesn't quite recall. When things started to become... concerning.
>Namely, when she witnessed an argument between the twins who were each speaking a different language be broken up by her husband who spoke to them in a third.
>None of which were English.
>She tried her hardest to keep up at first, and did a good job at first, managing to learn key words so she could at least understand SOME OF what her family was saying to each other.
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Anonymous Wed 21 Aug 2024 00:11:20 No.68440351 Report

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>>68440325
>But it just. Kept. Going.
>Every time she thought she got close to being able to fully converse with her family, she’d be met with another hurdle.
>And then when she managed to clear that? Two more in the way.
>It was around the time that Greene and Amber started to communicate with each other in a pidgin of at least half a dozen, almost certainly more, languages that she threw in the towel.
>Nowadays? She can’t even Identify half of the languages spoken regularly within her own home by her own children.
>Hell, she’s not even sure they’re all real languages. Greene has been hanging around with that Melissa girl a lot recently…
>But, there’s at least one phase she’ll always understand, no matter how her dweeb or her kids choose to say it.
>”I love you”

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