Anonymous Mon 08 Jul 2024 04:48:30 No.67215150 Report

>>67215128
The main cast of snoot getting an XXXL pizza, hyjinks ensue on the toppings

Anonymous Mon 08 Jul 2024 05:08:08 No.67215604 Report

>>67215150
Alright sorry about that

>So we settled on a group order. The largest Moe's can offer. Triple extra large. Almost the size of the table. And thus begins the wars of toppings.
>"Anchovies."
>"Fang, gross, no!" Trish fights.
>"Lets start with pepperoni. Oh and Trish you and Anon get to pick the veggie half." Reed's paying more attention than I think I've ever seen from him.
>"Like hell I'm letting the Omni decide how MY half is done!"
>"Come on Trish I eat the same stuff you can." I fold my arms as she huffs.
>"Alright, pepperoni, anchovies, sausage, beef, bacon...am I forgetting something" I cringe at the absolute greaseball she's trying to order.
>"Fang are you like... trying to get everything on the carni menu?"
>"Yes?" Even Reed sighs a bit at her insistence, she picks up the menu again.
>"Chicken! I almost forgot chicken." Trish sighs slightly and turns to me.
>"Bell peppers, mushroom and onion." this seems to not be up for discussion so I just nod along.
>I return my attention to the two trying to argue whether or not they can fit the entire meat section on a platter. Seems like Reed's losing.
>"Alright, alright you win." He leans back while Fang hungrily licks her chops.
>And finally Moe comes by to take our order.
>"AY! The whole band's here. And groupie!" I get a wink. I notice a mean side-eye from Trish.
>"Whathca having?"
>"Triple extra large. Half carni half herbie. Carni half just put everything on the meat section on, herbi half is..." Fang glances to Trish. She gets the message.
>"Bell peppers, mushrooms and onions." Moe scratches on a little pad.
>"Alright you bottomless pits It'll be out in twenty." He chuckles and walks off.
>We hungrily await our bounty, the talk focusing mainly on the absolute food nuke about to hit our table. As we finish a small conversation about having to spoon ladles of grease off it arrives. Carried by two burly saurian men it is placed on the table. No room for plates or even drinks. Just a monster.
cont.

Anonymous Mon 08 Jul 2024 05:15:52 No.67215797 Report

Quoted By: >>67215928 >>67215988

>>67215604
>And by god is it that. A huge mountain of topping spilling all over the thing. It's coated, head to toe in greasy goodness. Thing's almost swimming. I gingerly grab a herbi piece mostly overtaken by carni toppings. The others also dig right in. I pick around a bit but ultimately decide we have to try the everything pizza out.
>It's salty, greasy and most certainly a full meal on a single slice. The tastes all blend together to end up in just savory pizza. Not that I can complain.
>I check the group's reaction. They're also rather pleased even if Reed is having to pick anchovies off his. I notice they end up on Fang's side.
>I go ahead and get my one slice down, the thing almost the size of a small pizza itself. One and done and I check in on the status of the group.
>I see something I'd never imagined in my entire life. The meal has defeated them. The saurians I watched the past few weeks who could conquer anything culinary are in absolute defeat. Not half the damn pizza is gone and they're all threatening a food coma. I swell up a bit. Your guts aren't invincible after all.
>I look over the thing again, considering chancing a stomach rupture via second slice. I notice Moe return with a handful of boxes.
>"Here ya go kiddos, you enjoy?" groans of confirmation all around. I give Moe a thumbs up.
>Being the only one able to actually move I suppose it's up to me to bag these. I divvy a slice into each little box, the limit being hit already with just one. Almost all the slices have gained collateral damage from their opposite side of the pizza. Wonder how many are actually still specific diet safe. I finally load them all up and Fang, eyelids drooping speaks. She almost sounds drunk.
>"Gaaaaawd. I don't think I'll need to eat for a week." I chuckle and start to hand her a box, this slice almost 100% carni, the rest can be picked off. I'm given a palm of denial.
cont.

Anonymous Mon 08 Jul 2024 05:21:13 No.67215928 Report

Quoted By: >>67215988 >>67216112

>>67215797
>"Nah I think I'll vomit just being near that. You keep it." I go down the line. Reed also objects.
>"Nah bro I have plenty of food, you keep it."
>Well I don't suppose Trish wants the carni pieces so I go to her to offer the herbie.
>Surprisingly she also denies. "I can't take that home. The little rats won't pick the meat off, then complain that I tried to poison them." It starts to dawn on me what they're doing to me here.
>I'm not certain my fridge could contain all of these even empty. I suppose I could whip out the gallon plastic bags and double up. Another problem is going to be carrying the things. It's somewhere near two trips and I can't have any of them help. Not letting them near my apartment.
>I sigh and stand, moving to the front. I meet Moe again.
>"Everything alright?" I nod at his question.
>"You got any big bags to carry stuff?" I sigh
>"Hah! They making you the pack mule?" I shrug. Can't complain too much about free food, mountain of it or not.
>Moe pips into the back a moment grabbing a black garbage bag.
>I sigh internally and return, bagging up my bounty. Feel a bit odd carrying a huge garbage bag on public transportation but can't be any worse than anyone else on there. We rise and make our way out, the band slow and meandering. The food weighing them down.
>We part ways and I profusely thank Fang again for sponsoring this trip, I'll be eating for weeks at this point. I give the bag a heft, it's weight threatening me slightly. Buried by food is the way I think I want to go.

Fin, giga pizza.

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