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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:47:54 No.67975973 Report

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>The Winter Formal has been horrific.
>Olivia wheeled up to the front stage, dressed in a slutty red dress, and has broken down into hysterical sobbing.
>Mechanical clicking is coming from upstairs.
>The student body turns in time with the crying gator to see her own boyfriend taking photographs of the worst moment of her life.
>Damien starts to rush through the crowd.
>Suddenly, a noise echoes through the corridors of gala.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2YP4A7RAeI
>Every light in the building goes out.
>1nco is stunned, looking around confused as they come back on.
>"HOLY CHRIST!"
>Someone is screaming through the loudspeakers.
>"THE DEADMAN COMETH!"
>1nco turns to find a sweaty behemoth of a man in dark leathers looming above him.
>With a swing of his left arm, 1nco's camera is knocked from his grasp.
>A swing of the right, he's seized by the throat and lifted effortlessly from his feet.
>"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT FOLKS--"
>The huge hominid lunges from the top of the overlook, sending 1nco hurdling down with him to the floor below.
>1nco is sent crashing a table that had previously been serving punch. The fruity drink is soaking his still body.
>"CHOKE SLAM!"
>The Mortician of Mayhem ducks to the ground and effortlessly hauls 1nco's cadaver into a submissive pin. From the stunned crowd, Coach Solly rushes over and slams a three count.
>Victorious, the Dead Man stands and points a finger in Mia's direction.
>Before the Princess of Pain can decide whether to blush or piss herself in fear, the bell rings out once more, and darkness consumes the gala.
>When the lights come back on, all that's left behind is 1nco's twitching body in a pool of prom night refreshment.