Anonymous Tue 11 Jun 2024 22:46:03 No.66525214 Report

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Cynthia shows Green YLYL videos

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2024 01:37:07 No.66529285 Report

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>Greene wants more than anything to be at home playing Hearts of Stone IV right now, but ever since Amber started dating Brad he's been forced to follow them around on their dates so they don't "get up to any funny business" (His mom's words, not his). Today that meant tagging along to Miss Stella's house for their movie night.
>They were watching some godawful Rockael Bay trash about the gulf war. By the third instance of pieces of decidedly non-explosive equipment suddenly exploding he decided literally anything would be better than watching that mess.
>So he got up to find literally anything else to do, which eventually lead him to the dark dank cellar that Cynthia calls a bedroom, where he's currently waiting for her to pull up some "based memes" she wants to show him.
>Cynthia clicks a thumbnail and a video of a purple male triceratops deepfaked into singing "you take my breath away" starts playing.
>Greene stares at it blankly.
>"What is this?"
>"It's a meme compilation" Cynthia replies.
>"I don't understand."
>"What do you not understand?" Cynthia asks, not removing her eyes from the screen.
>"I don't get any of the jokes." He says as the video changes to a dog with a white body and black face captioned "bro is 90% good boy"
>The video switches again, this time to a picture of a man in scruffy clothes with a series of plastic bowls in front of him. Next to the bowls is a sign which reads "who cares the most about the homeless?"
>The video slowly zooms in on a bowl labeled "Rhinorexs" which, unlike the rest, is empty, while a near-Eastern sounding folk song plays in the background.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2024 01:44:01 No.66529431 Report

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>"Well, in this one we see that the stereotype of Rhinorexs being greedy, which no one is allowed to admit they believe, is proven true by their actions."
>"But there's no Rhinorexs in the video"
>"The bowls have the species on them."
>Greene doesn't reply, just staring at the screen silently.
>The next clip is the opening to Samurai Jack, except instead its depicting Adilolfosaurus as Jack, and the future as news clips of gay pride rallies and human-dino couples in ads.
>This illicits a snicker from the sickly-green tinted stego
>"What are you, some kind of nazi?" Greene asks flatly
>Cynthia turns to him with a shit eating grin on her face.
>"You're the one who owns an SS uniform."
>The shouting match that followed was a sight to behold
>No amount of talking, yelling, or even physical violence from Amber or Brad could get the two scrawny shut ins from going at it
>It took Amber threatening to call both their parents for Greene to finally back down
>The entire time Cynthia kept that shit eating grin plastered on her face.
>Soon afterwards, Amber decided Brad wasn't worth the trouble and dumped him
>Greene got to go back to his ROI4 and Cynthia was kept contained in her cell, well away from any exciteable blue pteros.