Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 19:15:29 No.66710777 Report

>>66710765
Stella having to read Anon’s fortunes using a poker deck instead of a tarot deck

Anonymous Tue 18 Jun 2024 19:23:59 No.66710948 Report

>>66710777
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>"Just once, Anon I promise." Stella begs me
>I plant my head firmly on the table. First I have some rocky moments with Fang and now the lime demon won't leave me be about the tarot shit.
>"Stella, hermana, don't bother him." Rosa tries to get her off me.
>"But he needs guidance! Come on Rosa." She pushes
>"Fine. Just... do it." I speak from my place on the lunch table. I can't muster the energy to pick my head up.
>She squees and starts digging through her bag. It seems to take a while.
>I finally pick my head up to see the hold up. Stella is looking over a pack of bicycle playing cards. Those sure aren't her tarot.
>"Uh, Stella?" I have to ask
>"Guess I grabbed the wrong pack today. It is fate, surely!" Uh huh and not just a scatterbrained stego weeb forgetting which deck is which.
>I let out a deep sigh as she gets to work.
>"Alright" she splays the deck out "Pick a card, any card!" she's clearly living this up.
>I look to Rosa who is staring off into space, clearly wanting nothing to do with this satanic divination ritual. I blindly pick a card.
>"The 3 of clubs! I uh..." she trails, thinking. Knew this was gonna be a shitshow.
>"Oh I get it, "club' funny." I blink at her unimpressed.
>"You've joined the 3 man club, your past!"
>She offers me to pick again.
>"The ace of diamonds! Your present is... oh." I look at her
>"Guess that's me, then. Star and all." she shrugs at me. I moan in despair.
>"And the future! One more Anon almost there." I draw extremely reluctantly
>"The queen of hearts..." I perk at this.
>"I guess everything works out with Fang, then." she beams at me.
>I don't like to buy into this whole thing but any assurance is good enough to perk my mood up slightly.
>"Thanks, Stella."
>"Anytime! Now lets go again this is fun" I consider holding my breath until I pass out to escape from her for at least a little.

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