Anonymous Mon 08 Jul 2024 21:19:22 No.67230622 Report

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>>67229926
I’m glad you took my recommendation of the guitar being a point in the story. I feel like that was something big for fang, even if she didn’t like it

As for my request, I am once again asking for

Anon and Rosa (or Stella up to you) getting funny one night and making out, only for her beak to tear off Anon’s lips by accident and she’s really struggling to explain it to the paramedics

Anonymous Mon 08 Jul 2024 21:35:54 No.67230938 Report

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>>67230622
>Bring a 911 operator is quite a hassle
>Homicides, suicides, robberies, and everything in between
>But today was one of the strangest cases I had.

>"911, what's your emergency?"
>A nasely, desperate female voice answers back
>'u-uh, I-uh...I bit off my boyfriend's lips!'
>"You...what?"
>'I RIPPED OFF HIS LIPS BY ACCIDENT'
>"stay calm ma'am, where are you right now?"
>'Im...Uh...'
>I hear muffled, pained screams that vaguely sound like a address.
>'We're in skin row, apartment 9, Dapoli road!'
>"Is your boyfriend bleeding badly?"
>'YES HE IS'
>"Alright, I want you to tie a cloth around the wound, try and stop as much blood as you can"
>'I don't have...'
>She goes silent for awhile
>'alright...'
>I hear some commotion, before she gets back to me
>'Done'
>"Okay, good, emergency services have already been dispatched to your location.'
>We keep on the phone for awhile, checking the guys condition and such
>The authorities finally arrive
>I get a text from one of my buddies who's in the force
>It's a picture of the guy, who I assume to be the boyfriend, with a shirt tied around his face and neck
>'Oppai' is proudly stamped on it.