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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:17:51 No.67914821 Report
Quoted By: >>67914847 >>67915332
>>67914753
I DIDN'T REQUEST ANYTHING
I EVEN DID A DOODLE FOR THE THREAD TODAY
I FULFILLED YOUR DEMANDS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:44:13 No.67915332 Report
Quoted By: >>67915365 >>67915388 >>67915401 >>67915583
>>67914821
>fuck me I just realized what estrus season was
>I only noticed after I realized that every girl in the school had decided to start skipping on the same day
>after that it was a matter of putting a few dots together
>undo aggression from Leon
>sudden uptick in crass commentary
>overall increase in irritability and agitation
>truth be told, it should have been more obvious, but the spacey coy awareness most students exhibited only retarded the transfer of vital cross-cultural information exchange
>maybe it was just self-awareness induced by speaking to someone outside of the entire range of your species
>whatever
>lunch is oddly lonely
>I'm surprised with how quickly I came to enjoy being in an active friend group
>Mimi sends me a flood off messages, most of them drooling over anime guys
>she tries to slip a few teasingly suggestive, but supposedly 'artful,' shots into the chat
>I know what she's doing
>and it's working
>great, now I'm no better than those suffering from their biologically induced seasonal mental handicap
>what I'd give for some usual banter or lunchroom conversation
>a sudden jostle of the table and tap to my pocket pulls me from my half eaten lunch
>wait, was that
>my fucking wallet!
>that little shit - I assumed she stayed home
>looks like estrus skipped her libido and bolstered her kleptomania
>the scipionyx (I got it right this time, fuck you) darts off with her spoils in tow, waving the wallet overhead in a taunting manner
>little shit! I thought she stayed home!
>while she's still in sight, I set off down the same hall as her
>I'll be damned if she pulls this now of all times
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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:47:46 No.67915388 Report
Quoted By: >>67915401 >>67915435 >>67915438 >>67915583
>>67915332
>a few seconds or a few hours, I couldn’t tell
>but in the moment it takes to remember my quest I realize who’s responsible
>”Ciro”
>”SÌ”
>an attempt to sit upright draws my attention to the tangle of cord restricting my movements
>I hear her creep closer
>”So help me Raptor Jesus Ciro I will make you pay tenfold for anything you take from me”
>”Non si tratta di cosa perderai. Riguarda ciò che darai”
>”Fuck you, you little gremlin”
>”Quello è il piano”
>when I’m halfway freed of the jury rigged desk I sit up the see the creature in her full form
>”Ciro”
>”Che cosa”
>”Where’s your jacket… or your pants… or your…”
>or her anything
>dude she’s fucking naked
>and untrimmed
>”Non necessario”
>the air is imbued with a visible waft of musk
>Oh no
>Oh NO
>OH FUCK NO
>I think the closest Ciro has ever come to bathing is licking bbq sauce off of her fingers
>I can fucking smell her from here
>the sight reinstills my vigor as I give an additional thrash
>but even as the ropes start to fall away it’s already too late
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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:50:31 No.67915435 Report
Quoted By: >>67915481 >>67915583
>>67915388
>propelled by some sinister force the scipionyx springs across the room
>I’ve made several mistakes in life
>some of them lead me to moving to texas
>some of them lead to setbacks in my friendships
>a moment ago it was coming to school during estrus season
>but opening my mouth to scream
>the worst mistake of my life so far
>the greased rat latches onto my face
>before I can get a hand between her and my lack of facial features, she’s already clamped her legs around my neck
>she slaps her palms against the back of my head
>have you ever had your face shoved into your cake during a birthday party?
>it’s the opposite
>the wave of stench, hair, and estrus rank hits me harder than anything I’ve ever experience before
>she yells some italian gibberish as she bucks and rocks into my face like an unattended kid with a roll of quarters on a ride machine
>I try to fight it, but she manages to pry the tongue from my mouth with just her nether regions like some reverse alien face hugger
>it gets blurry as she starts to wave her hat overhead
>little shit fancies herself a bull rider?
>fine
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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:52:51 No.67915481 Report
Quoted By: >>67915510 >>67915511 >>67915583
>>67915435
>with a full body spasm and rock I manage to pry off the green demon
>using the classroom floor to scrap her off of my face
>the little shit barely acknowledges me as she slips two fingers south to occupy the recent vacancy
>I pull my beanie off and wipe my face off with it
>the fuck is in my mouth?
>a quick wipe of my front teeth reveals a green…
>hair
>I wretch
>its worse that flossing with a mouthful of rancid cutting fluid
>worse yet she keeps rocking away with herself on the floor
>I have to wipe my face again
>shit, this fucking beanie is ruined
>as I draw my sleeve across my face I can’t help but notice a spot of red
>is this fucking…
>blood?
>my fucking nose is gushing from the smell alone
>a torrent of red spurts out as I cough in disgusted shock
>”Ciro! What in the actual fuck is wrong with y-”
>a small clink, like the sound of a pebble falling onto glass, stops me mid yell
>and I don’t remember having a lisp
>or spraying this much spittle when I talk
>at my feet I see a
>a tooth
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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:54:44 No.67915510 Report
Quoted By: >>67915533 >>67915549 >>67915583 >>67915644
>>67915481
>”Holthy fuckin’ sthit!”
>I think I just contacted fast acting gingivitis
>the saurian writhes with glee as she takes full advantage of the jump start she gave her body, ignoring me entirely as she finishes herself off
>”You… you motherfu-”
>”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhh!”
>a stringlike spray of foul odor carries a torrent of acrid ejaculate
>straight
>to
>the
>eyes
>I fall back blindly
>”Aaaaaaaaah! My ears burn!”
>I wipe and wipe at my eyes as I hear the creature scamper off
>Ciro you motherfucker
>dammit I can’t see
>on my hands and knees I feel around for my beanie
>I just need to find my way to a water fountain
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Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 04:56:01 No.67915533 Report
Quoted By: >>67915559 >>67915583 >>67915770
>>67915510
>”You’ve checked every classroom?”
>”Most, we’re coming up on the last one.”
>”Thought the kid knew better than to come to school this time of the year”
>”You’d think so, maybe nobody told him?”
>”I doubt it, he probably spent too much time online”
>”kids these day and their lack of sex ed”
>I hear the voices on the other side of the door
>the jingling of keys as they undo the lock on the door handle I fumbled with
>finally oh thank heavens
>”Besides, he’s probably just playing seven minutes in heaven with s-”
>I hear the keys drop to the ground
>”Oh… oh God!”
>I can’t see anything, but I can feel the light spill into the room
>I raise my hands towards where I think the staff is
>”Pweeshf… uuvefh gwuhtha helphf me”
>another tooth rolls over the rim of my lip
>”We’ve gotta call someone!”
>voice number one fills with panic as he addresses his associate
>panic in his voice
>”Fuckin’ kid looks like a corpse!”
>my face… tell me most of it is still there
>an uncomfortable silence suddenly washes over the room and the two begin to whisper
>something along the lines of “another estrus incident” and “bad publicity”
>after a few moments of hushed discussion I overhear the final verdict
>”Say we couldn’t find him, it’s a monday problem”
>”Nooo! Youfhth canefth do thathf!”
>it’s no use
>I can’t find my way to the open door in time
>and when I do
>it’s locked
>
>I can’t feel my tongue anymore

FIN