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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 14:52:51 No.66062690 Report
Quoted By: >>66062750 >>66062787 >>66062795 >>66063170 >>66065380 >>66065427
>>66062132
>Its the year 2024
>and the 9th Waifu war has just started.
>its a war between the judee's, the nickers and fangsissies.
>Multiple anons are fighting across all three fronts but the frontlines have become a deadly stalemate.
>But that will all change as Nickers plan to breath the snooter river, which the fangsissies hold.
>its a major defensive point for the fangsissies, integral for the defense of the homeland.
>two anon's stand a bit further past the river, as an alarm to alert the troops on the river of an incoming offensive.
>"So when do you think those fucking nickers will actually not shit up the threads anymore?"
>"When we win this fucking war, Anon."
>"Sure that's if we break the stalemate. shits been going on for months now and the lines have barely moved."
>"Don't worry.... change is coming... change is coming."
>The anon looks through his binoculars and spots something
>"Anon, do you see that?"
>"See what?"
>The other Anon pulls up his binoculars
>"Oh shit..."
>In the distance is an entire regiment of nickers coming this way, there is basically infantry followed by and Armored Company and a crap ton of motorized.
>"Anon get on the radio and warn river snooter" he taps the other Anon shoulder and he ducks down to the radio that is stashed inside the foxhole
>"River Snooter, you've got incoming on from the northside. about an regiments worth of infantry and a company of Armored and Motorized."
>The other anon's cold runs cold as he see more troops appearing to march towards the river. it appears to be a division of Nickers coming towards them
>"Anon its a fucking division coming towards us."
>"Shit... River Snooter you've got a fucking division coming to you."

Meanwhile on river snooter:
>"So Anon you ever read none in the chamber?"
>"Nah not one for misery fics.... I have read bonds though."
>The anon's sit in there foxholes talking about whatever when
>"EVERYONE GET READY, THIS IS THE BIG ONE!"
>"Shit!"

this shit is so dumb lol
continue?
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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 15:20:53 No.66063170 Report
Quoted By: >>66063535 >>66063656 >>66065380 >>66065427
>>66062690


>The fangAnons sit at the ready in there foxholes.
>but as they do they hear something in the distance
>*BOOM!* *BOOM!* *BOOM!*
>They automatically know what that sound is and duck down into there foxholes
>suddenly
>*BOOM!*
>The around area starts exploding as Artillery rains down on the anon's positions.
>This is pretty much the calm before the storm because the Anon's know the real fight is about to begin.
>it continues on a bit longer before stopping.
>This is it...
>"here they come." an Anon remarks. his weapon pointed towards the direction of the enemy.
>"Please Lucy, give me the strength to survive." an Anon prays.
>Then over the river, they spot the division of Nickers incoming
>A firefight opens up as machine guns from the fangsissies side start tearing up the infantry drawing close to the river.
>The nicker tanks start firing upon fangsissie positions, managing to kill some of the Anon's defending.
>The nickers are in a full on blitz's but are suffering heavy causalities.
>Eventually they somehow make it to the river and start to slowly cross in which they are cut down.
>The Nickers stop there advance and set up on the otherside of the river, opening fire on the entrenched Anon's
>Artillery soon starts to rain down, taking out a machinegun emplacement and some of the defenders.
>The fight continues for hours and ends up in a bloody stalemate.
>By the time the battle is over, the river the fangAnon's were defending had turned red.

should I do a POV from one of the judee soldiers? could have it be like the winter war.
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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 15:56:05 No.66063844 Report
Quoted By: >>66063890 >>66063974 >>66064055 >>66064110 >>66064159 >>66064744 >>66065427
>>66063535

>2024
>a brutal winter has set in along all fronts.
>A shitty time for others but a beautiful time for our side
>as it gives us a chance to deal devasting blows to there logistics and supplies.
>Especially the nicker reich as they dumber than a box of rocks, they allowed themselves open to ambushes and attacks.
>Can't count how many ambushes they've been subjected to.
>I've been doing my part in fucking over the nickers
>Been receiving and coordinating intelligence operations alongside logistical strikes behind the frontlines
>"everstiluutnantti?"
>I turn around to see a luutnantti
>"Yes luutnantti?"
>"Just received a report that nickers have failed to take snooter's river and are reportedly suffering major logistical issues.
>"Permission to initiate Operation: blue skies?"
>I look at the map of the frontlines on the wall
>This is a perfect opportunity, the nickers are vulnerable.
>my head turns back to the luutnantti
>"Joo, valmiita miehet!"
>He salutes
>"Ave Nuket!"
>"Ave Nuket!"
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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 16:23:05 No.66064465 Report
Quoted By: >>66064639 >>66065427
>>66064196

>its oddly quiet out here.
>being a border guard you'd at least expect some other border guards to be stationed right across from you but its desolate.
>No border guards on the Nicker reich's border
>I feel that at any moment I'll be attacked by an division of reich nickers from how quiet it is out here.
>"Lenny one relay report status."
>I grab my radio
>"Its all quiet out here, no signs of movement"
>"Roger that..."
>The radio falls silent again.
>Leaving me again alone with my thoughts.
>My mind wonders to the many waifu wars that have been fought through out the years.
>In such a short time 9 wars have been fought.
>and to be honest Us Naomibros have stay neutral completely through out it
>maybe fighting what? only 2 waifu wars? but that was when we were attacked first.
>Been years since we've actually been in a conflict while the F.A.N.G government has been intervening in every conflict around the thread.
>Really makes you think huh...
>Anyways I need a smoke...

any other POVs you guys want me to do?
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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 16:38:26 No.66064779 Report
Quoted By: >>66064816 >>66065427
>>66064639

>when war comes around
>It usually brings business
>Especially for our empire
>The amount of guns were selling to each country is insane
>Quite literally fueling all the war machines at once
>those stupid snooters don't know were using them for our own benefit, causing these waifu wars to break out....
>yet they have no idea were the cause behind it.
>its very good for business as the more conflicts we start
>The more guns the other nations buy from us
>A cycle of life for our little nation.
>But still there is worry that if we are found out, were probably gonna get destroyed...
>but in the meantime we can enjoy our rags and riches in peace....
>for now....
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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:17:29 No.66065627 Report
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>>66065126
>the truck rocks back and forth as we drive to our destination.
>we've received reports of treason in a suburb reported by a neighbor next door.
>I ready my baton, a weapon I've grown to use and love.
>I look across from me and see my compatriots giving me a grin.
>"Ready to deal with some treasonous anon's.?"
>"of course.... why wouldn't I be?"
>I smile back at him.
>soon enough the vehicle stops
>The sergeant gets up
>"What do we do to traitors again boys?"
>"SPREAD THEIR BLOOD AGAINST THE SOIL!"
>He smiles and opens up the back of the truck
>"BLOOD AND SOIL!" we all say as we exit out the back and start marching down towards the house.
>everyone outside goes back into there homes as we walk. as they should.
>Soon enough we reach the house and
>*SLAM!*
>bust down the door
>Entering inside a women is just coming down the stairs and I rush up to beat her for her own good.
>*THWACK!, THWACK!, THWACK!, THWACK!,*
>*CRUNCH!*
>I am pretty much done here, I hear some commotion in the living room and other officers rush past me up stairs so I head down to check out the commotion.
>"PLEASE WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHI-
>*THWACK!*
>"UGH!"
>"Where is your glorious painting of the grand marshal?"
>I enter the living room and see the pathetic fuck on his knees.
>"We only put it away, I wanted to"
>*THWACK!*
>"Ugh... please I didn't mean harm."
>"Sure but you also meant taking down our glorious leader, is he not important to you?"
>"Sure he is.."
>The officer looks to me
>"Sure" he says in a mocking tone
>He gestures me over and we get to work dealing out the punishment.
>*THWACK!, THWACK!, THWACK!, THWACK!,*
>*CRUNCH!*
>we finish up and exit the living room.
>An officer enters with a bottle of kerosene and starts spreading it around the home.
>We exit the house and march down back the street chanting
>"BLOOD AND SOIL! BLOOD AND SOIL!"
>The house behind us turns into a blaze as we get back into our vehicle.
>Another successful day in the commune.
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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:13:20 No.66066815 Report
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>>66066553

>its been years since we've been defeated.
>F.A.N.G government did a fine job pillaging our resources and men.
>And now were being forced to fight a war we didn't want to fight in the first place
>Again....
>Being a Rosafag and Trishfag I gotta say this is possible the worse shit to ever happen to us.
>But then again we did bring this upon ourselves so can't garner that much sympathy.
>I still think about the days in the armed forces, fighting alongside my Rosafags and Trishfags against the fangsissies.
>Little did we know, all of our offensives, our military operations and efforts would be in vain as we were slowly but surely conquered.
>And to think that it all started because a battleship sunk because of a boat collision.
>*slam!*
>"Anon, breaks over time to get back in the factory."
>ugh..... time to go back to making fucking bullets again....