Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2024 19:11:51 No.68267341 Report

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>still no snoot xianxia parody where anon snorts coldly and explodes a dino into bloodmist for calling him a spear chucked

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2024 19:17:10 No.68267467 Report

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>Anon is reincarnated from being a Martial Lord in murim.
>First thing he does when he gets in his new body is splatter some homeless dude that thinks to even look at him the wrong way.
>He shows up to school and Fang and Naomi pretty much just wet themselves at his very aura.
>Trish still hates him. He engages in some shit talk and poets the shit out of her, because this is a manhwa everyone claps while she runs off to get her revenge.
>He collects women and admirers while going about his day. The end of the day comes and he joins the band on stage, taking Trish's place and acts as a second vocalist, stealing the show.
>Trish shows up after the show with some more Triggas, one of which for some reason also knows martial arts and can use Murim techniques.
>Anon is confused and decides he needs to check what's going on after mopping the floor with the lot and interrogates one.
>Story then settles into generic Manhwa plot of trying to find out why/how people are reincarnating from Murim.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2024 19:23:42 No.68267630 Report

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>Having snorted the chemical compound with zeal, the human readied his fingers.
>The assailant in question chuckled.
>"What are you gonna do, spear-chucker? Wiggle your digits like the tooth fairy and grant me your wallet?"
>Anon's steeled gaze never left the tricero's.
>One grin was all it took to incite a standoff.
>Time slowed to a crawl in the draw.
>Trigger against human. Who was faster?
>....
>"pootis-POW!"
>A canvas of red splayed across the bar wall.
>Microfragments of dino flesh and bone making a tough job for the waitress to clean up later.
>Holstering his 'weapon' upon blowing away the imaginary smoke from its 'barrels', Double Action Anon paid his tab and whistled away into the night.

>Sure was a peaceful evening.
>Shame about the jacket though. Doesn't hide the blood so well.