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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2024 13:37:40 No.67387208 Report
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Amanda’s finally back awesome. Off the top of my head I’m gonna ask for Greene watching Sera feed Mango and unintentionally grossing her out by accidentally mumbling out loud how he wishes he could have some of those bugs too

>>67387115
Keep whining dipshit
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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2024 17:42:05 No.67391632 Report
Quoted By: >>67391968
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>"How does your mom still own the same pet? That thing's probably ancient in...whatever that thing is-years."
>Sera looks over at me with an extremely offended expression.
>"Mango is not old!... Well, according to a bug lexicon, Onychophora only get to live 6 to 7 years...but still! I'm happy mom hasn't had to say goodbye to her best friend yet."
>"...her best friend's a critter?"
>Sera shoots me a glare before turning back to the terrarium where Mango's currently gobbling up fly carcasses.
>Sighing in defeat, I sit down next to the terrarium, quietly watching Sera gently placing more food in front of Mango with a pair of tweezers.
>...
> Man, I wish someone spoiled me like that.
>Those flies look kinda tasty.
>I get snapped out of my trance, looking at Mango by Sera, who's staring at me like I just grew a second head.
>"What? Do I have something on my face?"
>"...What did you just say?"
>"Huh?"
>She puts the tweezers down and gives me a look that's a mix of disgust, pity, and sheer disbelief.
>"Why the fuck do you want to eat flies?!"
>...what?
>Oh.
>Dear lord in heaven, please just fucking smite me and turn me into a pile of ash.
>I can feel my cheeks turning beet red while Sera keeps staring at me in shock.
>"...I'm telling your parents about this."
>JUST KILL ME ALREADY, PLEASE