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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2024 19:02:58 No.66353274 Report
Quoted By: >>66353423 >>66353635 >>66354876 >>66355047
scumbag anon

>Be Anon
>Recently broke up with your girlfriend
>Start thinking about how it could've gone if it went right
>Realize the relationship would've never worked out because Fang was practically using you
>Start thinking about it all
>Get mad
>Want revenge
>Go online and find the /k/
>Vent your frustration in a militia thread
>People take notice
>One Anon askes if you live in Volcaldera
>You say yes
>He invites you to some place owned by what he calls the "Achieved freedom initiative"
>Think about it
>Fuck you literally have nothing to live for besides a future shitty job, so you decide to go
> walk out of your apartment
>Walk literally into the fucking woods
>Realize you've probably made the biggest fucking mistake of your life
>Then some fucking guy in a ghillie suit pops out and introduces himself as "Jailbird"
>Get guided through the woods to some hidden camp
>looking around it has a bunch of human supremacy propaganda littered all around the camp.
>Get introduced to everyone
>Then meet the leader
>Old guy, definitely Vietnam veteran
>He calls himself "Murky Grandpa" for some reason
>You both hit it off while everyone else in the camp either fucks around and drinks or converses with each other.
>as you talk to him you Eventually mention the fractured relationship with fang
>He askes you to tell everything and because of his nice demeanor you provide him everything and even apart of your life story.
>He listens quite well until you mention Ripley which seems to peak his interest
>He askes you if your talking about Commissioner Ripley.
>You say yes
>He askes you more about Ripley
>Thinking about it you let your guard down and tell that Fang and Naser are Ripley's Children
>He nods and calls over a Militia guy
>Guy comes over and grandpa starts whispering in his ear, none of it audible to you.
>He turns back to you and thanks you for coming here
>You thank him back and check your phone
>12:08 AM
>Shit
>You got school tomorrow and its late as hell
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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2024 19:19:17 No.66353635 Report
Quoted By: >>66354876 >>66355047
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>Getting up from your seat you thank Murky Grandpa and everyone else for their time
>You start walking away from camp but as you do Murky Grandpa calls you back
>You turn around and freeze with fear
>Then he just states he wants your phone number.
>Oh....
>You give it to him and start heading back home
>Jailbird starts guiding you back
>Eventually you get back to civilization and start heading back to the apartment.
>Your mind is filled with all the conversation that just happened
>They all seem like nice folk
>Actually treated you with respect which is rare for a group of people to do that
>and you actually felt welcomed
>Anyways you get back home
>And fall asleep.
>Waking up you go to school
>The day goes on by normal and is another slog
>Soon enough the day is done and start heading back home when you get a text message.
>Who could be texting you
>Oh its murky grandpa
>And he's inviting you back to the camp
>You get excited and change course to the woods.
>Soon enough you arrive and enter the forest
>After walking for a bit
>Jailbird pops back out, scaring the absolute shit out of you
> anyways he guides you back to camp
>Arriving everyone greets you warmly again
>You start hitting it off with other members, including Murky Grandpa and Jailbird.
>Apparently Jailbird is the same age as you and joined the group a couple months ago
>after chatting for a bit you two officially become besties.
> talking with Jailbird you two start talking about guns
>Even though you are heavily inexperienced in guns in real life you had your fair share shooting ingames
>Jailbird offers to help you learn to shoot
>You accept it immediately
>Jailbird tells you to wait, heading over to Murky Grandpa
>He gives a nod in your direction and Jailbird walks back over to you and guides you over to a stash of weapons
>He tells you to pick out any you like that don't have names on them
>You end up picking up an M16A3
>Jailbird then picks up some sniper rifle and off to the practice
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Anonymous Wed 05 Jun 2024 22:09:16 No.66358239 Report
Quoted By: >>66359921
continuing Scumbag/Militia Anon

>Jailbird guides you deep into the forest
>you walk what could only be a couple miles until you come out into a clearing
>Out in the distance you can vaguely make out targets for shooting
>Jailbird walks you over to a spot and you start setting up
>He teaches you all the basics such as breathing techniques and all the other jazz
>but now its onto the fun part
>Shooting
>You aim down range and at the target
>Your about to pull the trigger when...
>"Hey Anon can I give you some extra advice?"
>"Sure."
>He tells you when your aimming at a target to imagine it as someone you truly hate and despise
>Using this knowledge you aim in
>Your mind starts transforming the targets into Naomi
>Then some targets form into Trish
>Then Naser, Rosa, Stella, Reed, and last but not least
>Fang.
>You take a deep breath and
>*RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAD!*
>You take a moment to recompose yourself
>"Holy shit..." Jailbird says
>You look down range and realize all your bullets connected to the targets and some even got bulleyes.
>Jailbird proceeds to meatride you a little and congratulate you
>After that its free game as both of you shot down range at the targets
>This goes on for what could only be hours
>That is until Jailbird throws in the towel and starts heading back
>You pack up and start following him back to camp.
>soon enough after hiking back the both of you return back and a warm meal and welcome from the camp members
>for the rest of the day you proceed to have a blast with the group as you eat, drink, and talk with everyone
>But all good things must come to an end as night falls
>Jailbird guides you back to civilization and after waving goodbye you head back to your apartment
>Absolutely spent after today.
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