Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 19:32:46 No.67072951 Report

>>67072904
sage getting chased by a schizo who keeps claiming that hes a woman

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 20:55:16 No.67074703 Report

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>>67072951
>It's just another day in the Volcaldera Bluffs police station
>Son and daughter are both in school, and for once, the morning went by smoothly without any 911 calls.
>"Hey Sergeant, I'm gonna go on my lunch break. Want we to get you anything from the break room?"
>I shake my head before typing away at yesterday's reports. Usually, those need to get done immediately, but since yesterday was so busy, I had my hands full.
>Just as I finish up, a call from the patrol unit comes through.
>I sigh, already knowing what's about to play out.
>"Sergeant, I'm sorry to interrupt your work, but we need you on scene. There's a code white outside the police station."
>"...Seriously? This fucking lunatic is back again?"
>I can hear the officer sighing as well before continuing
>"Yes, and he's chasing after that poor student again. You think we can keep him in our holding cells longer this time? Would do the town some good to keep this creep off the streets for a day or two."
>I get up from my chair and fix my belt that's slipped out of position a little.
>Alright, let's just get this over with
>As soon as I arrive outside, I can see an obese human chasing after one of Lucy's classmates.
>"YOU'RE A WOMAN! LET ME SEE YOUR TITS! LET ME SEE YOUR TITS! I CAN FIX YOU, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!"
>The poor microraptor is frantically crying while trying to put distance between himself and that creep.
>"Alright that's enough."
>I signal two of the officers watching to finally intervene.
>While pinning him to the ground and putting him in handcuffs, I notify the front desk that the processing unit needs to prepare to retake this lunatic's fingerprints.
>God, why can't people just be normal