>>69178226
>Long ago, in a distant land.
>I, Alone_human, the shapeshifting master of cringe, unleashed a unspeakable evil!
>But a foolish snoot warrior, wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
SKEET, CLASH, BASH
>Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where misery porn is law!
>Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is...Slut Stella.