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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:47:23 No.67782506 Report
Quoted By: >>67782544 >>67782809
>Like clockwork
>Every day for the past week, my sandwich has gone missing sometime before the lunch period starts
>Today is no exception
>Despite all of the precautions I’ve taken to prevent food theft, the culprit manages to elude eye witness accounts and evade physical deterrents
>I even went as far as putting a PADLOCK on a tupperware container
>Imagine my shock when I opened the fridge to find a picked lock and empty container
>Worse yet, when I tried to talk to school admin about it, they just asked me why was putting padlocks in the school refrigerator
>I think it’s malicious questioning as payback for nagging them into buying one for student use
>But I refused to eat the uncooked dino meat slabs or let my lunch sit in my backpack or locker
>AC only did so much, and the Texas heat would dry out most packed lunches
>All that planning only to fall short at repeated filching
>I turn around in disappointment, resigned to salvaging what I can from today’s menu
>Only to almost trip on a dino standing at knee height
>“Oh shit, sorry dude, didn’t see you there”
>The green gremlin affixes me with a wide eyed stare, his head barely protruding from the oversized collar of a poofy jacket, likely impatient
>“Are you trying to get into the fridge?”
>I take a step to the side, allowing the troodon access to any stored lunch
>But there’s no reply
>“Yeah, someone’s been swiping other people’s food, so it might not be in there”
>The saurian tilts his head in intrigue before giving me a few rapid, curious, blinks
>Lashes? And is that the strap of a-
>The FEMALE saurian stares at me with curiosity as she-
>As she chews a mouthful of-
>“Is… is that my sandwich?”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:48:45 No.67782544 Report
Quoted By: >>67782566 >>67782809
>>67782506
>The little rat stops mid-chew as panic overtakes her
>“That is! Isn’t it!? Have you been taking m-”
>A small puff of dust floats where the troodon once stood
>I try to grab the tail of her coat, but I might as well not bothered
>She never hears the rest of the question, having left before I even got halfway through my accusation
>“Son of a bitch”
>Well at least I know who’s depriving me of my much needed sustenance
>No point in trying to chase down such a whiplike critter, I might as well bite the bullet and try my luck with the school’s cafeteria selection
>I begrudgingly plop down at a cafeteria table with my oversalted and undercooked meat chunk
>Most saurians would be able to chomp through this in a few bites, but my, comparatively speaking, undersized incisors afford me less reckless abandon
>Little fucker, that was a reuben too
>Such is life, better make do with what I have, since I’ll hear about the the lunch account bill from mom later
>I’m working through the last of the salvageable meat when some greasy looking leather bomber >jacket cladded Allosaurus looking guy sits down across from me
>“Could help but notice your… interesting menu choice”
>“You could call it that”
>After quite a bit of sawing with my underequipped cutlery, I’ve managed to get some of the edible bits from the portion
>“Let’s just say I had a sudden opening in my lunchtime advent calendar”
>“And praytell, what’s the occasion?”
>He runs he fingers through his slickback mohawk in what’s supposed to be a disarming manner
>I give my pockets a precautionary tap
>I know this guy’s trade
>“Thievery, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
>“I’m hurt, man” he clamps his overlaid hands atop of his heart with mock agony
>“Yeah yeah”
>“I sell a few… secondhand recovered misplaced properties, and you accuse me of brazen theft? Quite hurtful”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:49:41 No.67782566 Report
Quoted By: >>67782615 >>67782809
>>67782544
>“You’ll live”
>I pick at some of the meat shavings from my sawing endeavors
>“Well, jokes and red carpet alternative greeting aside, I came to thank you”
>“Thank me?”
>I place my plastic fork atop my tray
>“Yeah man, you might not appreciate this, but Ciro’s been feeling a lot better”
>“Ciro?”
>“Oh yeah, I think you actually managed to help her keep some weight on. I swear, she’s got the metabolism of a hummingbird, that’s how she gets around so quickly.”
>Wait… keep weight on… move around so quickly
>“You know that gremlin sandwich thief!?”
>“Shhh! Not so loud, and get that finger out of my face”
>He lazily redirects and accusatory digit
>“You come here to flaunt y-”
>“Nonono, not flaunt - thank,” he corrects
>I glare down at the unwanted mealtime standing splayed on my tray
>“Yeah, sure”
>“And as a show of my appreciate, I’d like to offer you a formal discount on your next purchase from my emporium”
>He hefts a duffel bag overflowing with second hand electronics onto the table
>“Dude… if you think y- holy shit is that the Pixel 4?”
>A swift wave of his hand deposits the phone in question into my open palm
>“You tell me”
>I look over the pristine condition phone, a superior upgrade to my cracked and battered personal device
>“Only one condition”
>Oh fuck, here we go
>“Should known there’d be a catch”
>“You’ll be fine with it, I promise. All you have to do - is nothing”
>“Nothing?”
>“Yeah, just keep doing what you’re already doing, coming to school, bringing your lunch, grabbing something of the menu”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:51:43 No.67782615 Report
Quoted By: >>67782641 >>67782809
>>67782566
>“Hold up”
>I set the phone on the table in front of me
>“You want me to give up my lunch every day?”
>“Dude, that’s a new model, I’ll even throw in a protection plan”
>Something tells me that “protection plan” means it won’t get “relocated”
>“Besides, can’t you just make a second sandwich or something?”
>“You want to give me this new model phone, and in turn you want… sandwiches”
>He idly inspects his nails as a nods in affirmation
>“Couldn’t you just buy a sandwich or something?”
>He takes a deep breath as he rolls his eyes
>“It’s not that simple, Ciro is a picky eater, and she’s more inclined to actually eat if she thinks she’s ‘stealing’ her food, ya dig?”
>I could use a new phone
>And Leon seems nice enough, despite the shadier dealings I’ve heard other students talk about
>He also hasn’t called me a slur yet
>“Tell you what, you just think about it, let me know tomorrow by just… going about your usual routine”
>he sets off without giving me a chance to refuse
>The next day, I leave my precious sandwich, handmade with love, care, and the haste of a 5 minute buffer zone between being late and on time, in the fridge
>Goodbye my sweet prince, I’m sorry, but daddy needs a new phone
>Lunch rolls around, and I set off to the scene of the recurring crime
>Sure enough the goblin crouches alongside the fridge with her spoils
>“Yeah, tastes good, huh?”
>In response she only chews faster, anticipating the forced removal of her acquired bounty
>She doesn’t even grace me with a response
>“Yeah, just stuff your face. Hope you’re at least enjoying that you little thief.”
>She mistimes a chew with a conflicted look before coughing up a small piece of meat
>“Nice… if you expect me to have a beverage you can steal, I’m afraid you’re out of luck, go take someone else’s lunch”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:52:35 No.67782641 Report
Quoted By: >>67782654 >>67782809
>>67782615
>“Dude, what the fuck?”
>The Allosaurus from yesterday jumps into the seat in front of me
>“What?” I managed through a mouthful of granola
>He holds a stern gaze to me as he slaps a half eaten sandwich onto the table
>“Care to explain?”
>“it’s called a sandwich, and it’s a bit more palatable than an uncooked hunk o-”
>“Yeah-yeah-yeah, I get that.” He pinches the bridge of his nose with frustration
>“Held up my end of the bargain man,” I explain as I retrieve another granola bar
>“You want to tell me why I found this in the trash can?”
>“I don’t know, I haven’t been eating my lunch for, like, the past week, remember?”
>What does this Allosaurus want from me?
>“You didn’t happen to… oh, I don’t know…”
>“I didn’t put anything bad in it if that’s what you’re getting at”
>“Alright, cards on the table, why did I find Ciro sitting under the bleachers by the basketball court with no sandwich?”
>His tone turns accusatory as he furrows his brows
>“Dunno”
>“Alright, here’s what I think happened. You put the sandwich away, you saw Ciro, you said… something… to her, and she reacted accordingly”
>I cram in another mouthful of granola
>“Is my theory correct?” He asks with an open palm
>“I might have vented some frustration to a thief about repeat thievery”
>“Man”
>He snaps his mouth shut in agitation before scraping together some calm
>“I thought we worked out a deal yesterday” he says with some semblance of composure
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:53:11 No.67782654 Report
Quoted By: >>67782678 >>67782809
>>67782641
>“Sure man”
>“Then why’d you give her lip?”
>“What? You never said I had to like it!”
>Maybe I did speak a little too harshly, but it was the hanger talking
>“Alright, look, I won’t hold it against you, because you didn’t know-”
>He won’t hold my stolen lunch against me? Good to know
>“But Ciro has a compulsive need to snatch things that catch her eye, alright?”
>Are you kidding me?
>“What? What is she, some kinda klepto?”
>The Allosaurus snaps his fingers and give me an appreciative look
>“Yes, right on the money, she can’t really help but to do what she does”
>“Oh - well, that still doesn't make it, like, okay.”
>“I KNOW dude, which is why I tried to cut a little deal with you, but a free phone didn’t seem to be enough”
>I cram a wadded up granola bar wrapper into my pocket
>“Alright man, I was a bit mean - I’ll admit - I’ll just stay clear of the fridge during lunch tomorrow”
>He drops his head in his hands
>“If you didn’t reprimand her out of eating entirely, do you know how…”
>He gets out of his seat after trailing off
>“Nevermind, it’s not worth getting into it, keep the phone man, hopefully it will make you less bitter”
>“Makes me less b-”
>Dude whatever
>I crunch down the rest of my granola before heading the my next class
>At least he didn’t take the phone back
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:54:01 No.67782678 Report
Quoted By: >>67782713 >>67782809
>>67782654
>The weekend comes and goes and I find myself back in the cafeteria
>While I’ve given up on enjoying my sandwich, I will want my tupperware
>That stuff isn’t cheap and mom will bitch at me
>But to my surprise the container remains full
>Maybe she isn’t here to-
>Out of the corner of my eye I see a green jolt disappear behind a garbage can
>Ah, just running a little behind
>I take a few steps back and pretend to look elsewhere
>Sure enough, the little creature scampers over to the fridge, sniffing the air like a dog
>She climbs on the lower shelf of the fridge and rapidly retrieves her meal
>I hardly see the sandwich reach her mouth before she shreds and inhales it
>Holy shit
>That was salami sandwich and she just obliterated it
>Did she eat at all during the weekend?
>Before she heads off, she catches sight of me
>Guilt
>Then gone
>Don’t know if she’s starving or just that compulsive
>Maybe I was a bit harsh - after all I got a free phone out of this
>I walk past the used electronics Allosaurus, who doesn’t acknowledge me outside of a slight nod
>At least he doesn’t want to go back on our deal
>I sit at my table and enjoy my eclectic grab bag of snacks alone
>Yeah, new phone, quiet lunch, maybe I did get the better end of this deal
>Besides, mom doesn’t give a shit that so many snacks are going missing
>In kitchen next morning
>Still thinking about how that green speck can inhale food
>Must be starving - I go ahead and add a few slices of ham to today’s sandwich
>You know what, I’m feeling fancy, I’ll put a few tomato slices on as well
>Can’t forget to pocket some of the fancier snacks on the way out
>Go to put my lunch away
>Can’t help but spot a small scuff mark on the lower shelf
>Man, imagine being so short you need handicap access to the fridge
>A small nagging sensation stops me from putting my lunch in its usual spot and I set it on the bottom shelf instead
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:55:24 No.67782713 Report
Quoted By: >>67782728 >>67782809
>>67782678
>Eating my lunch (snack conglomeration) as usual when my favorite handheld device relocation agent stops by
>“Hey, how’s it going?” I ask as he finishes his approach
>“Good, so did you forget our deal?”
>“Say wut?”
>“Our deal?” He cocks a thumb over his shoulder towards the cafeteria fridge, “you’re short a sammich”
>“Bullshit”
>I walk over the fridge with the Allosaurus in tow
>“What’s that there then?”
>He scratches his head as I point out the sandwich’s recent relocation on the lower shelf
>“Oh, my apologies, there must have been some confusion w-”
>Before dino man can finish his apology, a green dash swiftly retrieves the rehomed meal
>With a sudden lack of shyness, she tears through the wrapper with her teeth and chomps through the corner of the sandwich
>“Why’d you put it on the bottom?”
>“I saw her climb up the shelves, and I just… dunno, didn’t want her stepping one else’s lunch, shouldn't she have seen it more easily”
>“Probably, but you know how it is, you find something in one place once, then you always check there f- What is it, Ciro?”
>The saurian looks down at his companion who holds up the half eaten sandwich so he may inspect it
>“What, something wrong?”
>I swear to Raptor Jesus if this bitch doesn’t like tomatoes
>“È... è... divino,” she says
>“That’s great, Ciro”
>“What, she doesn’t like it?”
>I turn my gaze to the newly realized critic
>Who’s only response is to cram her face with more sandwich like some sort of hamster in the rodent olympics
>“Nah, I think we’re good”
>I return to my table so the impish Italian and her handler can enjoy their lunch in peace
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:56:07 No.67782728 Report
Quoted By: >>67782742 >>67782809
>>67782713
>The next day, I make sure to leave the sandwich in the same spot on the lower shelf
>If she can’t figure it out after having it pointed out to her, then I can’t help her
>To make sure she gets it, I wait a little ways off, but with the fridge still in line of sight
>Sure enough, the gremlin emerges just as she always has
>She opens the fridge, grabs the sandwich, and bites straight through the plastic wrap
>With a few chews, she spits out the portion of plastic wrapper, having managed to perfectly separate it through chewing alone
>Holy shit, that’s gotta be some sort of second prestige rat perk
>I’m so taken aback that I don’t realize I’ve been staring in bewilderment until she starts to stare back, chewing the sandwich all the while
>Jeez, at least unwrap it first
>I might just put it in there unwrapped next time, that was disturbing to watch
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:56:46 No.67782742 Report
Quoted By: >>67782767 >>67782790 >>67782809
>>67782728
>I knew it would happen eventually
>Mom chewed me out for about half an hour for “excessive snacking”
>Told me she doesn’t buy so many groceries for me to just eat junk food
>Dad comes in clutch and assures her I’m just hitting one last growth spurt
>Manages to convince mom to let me make two sandwiches instead of taking snacks
>Fuuuuuuck, there go my potato chips
>And now making lunch takes twice as long
>Even if the sandwich is better, it doesn’t compare to grabbing a fistful of snacks and pissing off to catch the bus
>C'est la vie
>Arrive at school witch twice as many sandwiches
>Place one upon the offering plate below
>Put one into storage up above
>Lunch comes around and I retrieve my meal
>Piss off to my table
>A few bites in and someone sits across from me
>“Look dude, it’s in there - on the bottom shelf - just like last time”
>No reply
>I look up, then drop my gaze a few feet lower
>Ciro herself, no handler present
>“Oh, yeah, I said, “Your. Sandwich. Is on. The. Bottom.”
>I pantomime the act of getting food out of the fridge so she knows what I’m talking about
>She probably doesn’t speak english
>If she doesn’t… how is she enrolled in this school?
>Not my problem
>Ciro reaches into her coat and pulls out the secondary sandwich
>“Yeah, that one, glad you found it”
>But instead of eating it, she tosses it into the center of the table
“What? You don’t want it? Not good enough for you?”
>She shakes her head left to right
>“Then what’s wrong? Bad ingredients”
>Again, no reply
>“It would help if you actually spoke”
>She leans forward and directs a finger to the sandwich in my hand
>“What?”
>She keeps pointing, leaning close enough to almost touch it
>“No - this one’s mine”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:57:41 No.67782767 Report
Quoted By: >>67782809
>>67782742
>Unconvinced, she slides the sandwich on the table closer to me, then holder out her palm, requesting my sandwich
>“But… I’m eating this one, right now, I already bit it”
>She remains unflinching and unblinking, expressing a singular demand
>Alright, maybe it’s some sort of trust thing, she might suspect the other sandwich is poisoned or something
>She happily takes my current sandwich in exchange for the one she was initially offered
>“You realize you are getting the worse end of this trade, right?”
>A revelation that falls on the deaf ears of a saurian too busy chowing down
>Alright
>I take the sandwich that was picked over and start eating
>To my surprise, Ciro stays seated at my table and eats with actual tact and pacing
>She still manages to finish her meal before I do
>I never stood a chance
>As I narrow down on the last few bites, I notice large hungry eyes peering up at me from the underside of her cap
>“You’re kidding, right? You already got your sandwich”
>“Solo un po', per favore”
>She holder her hands up and brings her forefinger and thumb close togethers, asking for just a little piece
>Whatever, I’m not that hungry anyway
>I offer her the sandwich, expecting her to take it from me
>She instead grabs me by the wrist
>Her hands are surprisingly warm, she must really have a crazy fast metabolism
>And she takes a bite straight off of the sandwich
>The thump of her tail sounds against her seat as she chews with a bright blushing face
>“Sei buono come il cibo che prepari”
>I don’t speak short dino
>“You can just take the rest of that, I d-”
>She pushes the sandwich back towards me with both hands and watches expectantly
>“Do… do you not want this?”
>“Eat” she says, barely above a whisper
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:58:41 No.67782802 Report
Quoted By: >>67782816
>Holy shit, she speaks english
>I was about to launch into a lecture about what germs are, personal hygiene, as she clearly has not washed that jacket, and how I don’t want to catch anything
>A route I decide against, as a certain Allosaurus glaring over several tables catches my eye
>He seems chill enough, but I recall him getting less than happy a few days ago after I got short with his short friend
>Hesitantly, I take a bite from the least chewed edge of the sandwich
>It seems to be enough to entertain Ciro who defaults to her phone reaching her social and sandwich thresholds
>She clatters away on Sootway Surfers leaving me with the remains of my shared sandwich
>This time, she hasn’t run away, and her sketchier friend keeps staring me down from across the room
>The bell rings and Ciro dashes off
>But she stops mid egress to turn and give me a small wave before accelerating back to mach zoom
>Odd spunky little creature
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:59:25 No.67782816 Report
Quoted By: >>67782843
>>67782802
>“Excuse me”
>“Hey - long time no see”
>“You walk by my table every day”
>“Oh, so I do, so I do”
>The Allosaurus sat across from me with tension in ridge of his nose
>After yesterday, when Ciro, stopped by my table, I had a feeling he’s pay me a visit
>And given the look on his face, I didn’t have much reason to assume it was going to be a pleasant visit
>“But I just didn’t want to bother you”
>“I see. You know, I can respect that”
>He folded his hands atop the lunch table
>“I’m a businessman, I do business, and as a businessman, I wanted to talk to you about coverage”
>“Uh-huh,” I nervously adjusted my sleeve as the Allosaurus pulled out a cell phone and laid it, screen up, on the table
>“You see, phones are fickle things, and despite their technological advancements, they break easily”
>“Fascinating”
>“And that’s not a bad thing - a screen needs to be sensitive to work, right”
>“Right”
>“Which makes it a feature”
>He places his thumb in the center of the screen
>“But features can break through the same mechanisms through which they work”
>“Well th-”
>“Especially if you don’t know what you’re doing with them”
>A crack webs across the personal device as the dino man holds eye contact with me
>“So, since you found where the screen is, and cleary unlocked someone of the menu items, I just wanted to come by to tell you”
>He turned around and looked directly at Ciro, who stood by the refrigerator in anticipation of my arrival
>“Don’t. Crack. My screen. Capiche?”
>He arched the tip of two talons together, physically drawing the boundary
>“Y-yeah, got it”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:00:12 No.67782843 Report
Quoted By: >>67782862
>>67782816
>I take the hint and join Ciro at the designation sandwich storage spot
>She hops to attention as my footfalls draw near
>Guess her larger friend didn’t take kindly to my failure to open the door for her
>I was hoping she’d be independent enough to just grab her own sandwich
>The door slips open as I give the handle a lazy tug
>“Alright, there you go”
>“No grazie”
>“No grat-see?”
>With a furious shake of her head, she points towards the top shelf and demands the higher sandwich
>My sandwich
>“It’s the same sandwich, Ciro”
>She points again
>“Ho fatto la mia selezione”
>This is getting silly, they are literally the same
>“Alright, sure, go ahead and take it”
>Despite the granted verbal permission she doesn’t spring into action to retrieve her coveted snack
>Man, she must be really lazy today
>Maybe she developed some manners and doesn’t want to leave bookmarks on the shelves
>Guess I can respect that
>I try and hand her the sandwich, but she jams her hands in her pockets the moment I offer it to her
>“NO. sollevare.”
>“It’s salami, actually”
>She manages a facial expression, a sharp frown
>“Don’t want it?”
>I put the sandwich back on the shelf
>To which she raises her arms above her head
>“Sollevare!” She says with a demanding tinge
>“What are y- up? You want me to pick you up?”
>She answers with a singular, firm, nod of her head
>“Look, I’m… not going to do that”
>She kicks me in the shin
“So-lle-va-re”
>A backwards glance reveals the watchful visage of a certain tech peddling bro who happens to >have at least 50 lbs of lean muscle on me
>50 lbs of dino muscle no less
>“Fine.”
>Ciro give an excited half jump as I pick her up and lift her to the top shelf
>“Happy?”
.“Trasportare”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:01:27 No.67782862 Report
Quoted By: >>67782879
>>67782843
>Before I get the chance to ask “excuse me, what in the everloving shit are you trying to tell me,” >I’m answered with the underside of a boot as she breaks from my grip and scales up my arm
>She lands with a firm step on the top of my head
>This rat fuck just goomba stomped me!
>Then she settles on my shoulder
>“Trasportare,” she points to my table
>I receive a few glances and judgemental whispers as I “trasportare” the gremlin girl to the lunch table, but it’s better than cracking the touch screen of a very sensitive businessman’s personal device
>My spine finally receives some decompression when the troodon jumps onto the table top then into her seat
>Is she carrying nothing but rocks in that jacket?
>Her business associate gives me a thumbs up from his table, otherwise occupied with a smattering of other students, likely a mix of friends and clientele
>Before I even have the chance to sit down she slides her sandwich across the table to me and repeats yesterday’s gesture
>I slide her my sandwich in exchange for hers, which was also mine
>With great furry she unwraps the sandwich and waits for me to do the same
>Then, after I’ve completed the action, she extends her hands in request of an additional trade
>”You know that was pointless, right?” I saw as I take my original, but now unwrapped sandwich
>A remark that goes by the wayside as she devours her meal
>Good table manners as always
>As I reach the half point mark on my sandwich, she holds up the remaining corner of hers
>”Commercio?”
>”No way, that’s not even close to an even amount”
>She looks around the table with the air of a shred negotiator, before taking an additional small bite out of the meal’s remainder, then offering it again
>”Commercio?”
>There’s no getting through to her, and this would go on all day if I entertained it
>I relinquish the bread cladden meat and condiments
>”Just take it”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:02:06 No.67782879 Report
Quoted By: >>67782898
>>67782862
>Voraciousness is the only word apt to describe her eating pace
>When she’s finished, she tries to hand me the remaining corner of her first sandwich
>”Dò da mangiare al mio amico”
>”Ciro, I appreciate the generosity, but you are clearly m- “
>She cuts me off as she repeats herself louder this time with an additional wave of the remaining food
>Fine
>If she had anything catching, yesterday would have been when it killed me
>I eat the returned portion as Ciro watches with a smile
>”Happy now?”
>She puffs up with a small smile before immediately diving into her phone
>Fucking zoomer
>Wait, were in high school
>Were all zoomers here
>The thought of an entire class of Ciros fills me with a surreal dread as the bell rings
>”Alright Ciro, I’ll see you t-”
>”Trasportare”
>You gotta be kidding me
>I hear the familiar snicker of a certain cell phone salesman as I make my way out of the lunch room with a second backpack
>”Hey, sandwich man”
>While I won’t grant such a title recognition, I stop and listen
>”Don’t drop my phone” he wheezes out as he points towards the biological backpack
>Thanks man, glad you think that’s real funny
>Ciro leans to and fro, directing me as to where she wants me to go
>Once she’s arrived outside her classroom, she slides off of me and down my arm
>”Ci vediamo domani,” she calls as she darts into the room
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:02:59 No.67782898 Report
Quoted By: >>67782932
>>67782879
>I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to today’s lunch
>Ciro was a bit odd, but clearly friendly, and perplexingly so
>But as I stood by the refrigerator, 10 minutes into lunch, I had failed to catch hide or hair of her
>”Ain’t seen her either”
>I jump at the sudden noise
>Oh, it’s just that cell phone guy
>”I swear I didn’t drop your phone”
>”What? Oh - Don’t worry, I haven’t seen her all day either”
>”Odd, did she call out?”
>”No, she didn’t say a-”
>The ring of one of his best sellers cuts our conversation short
>His eyes widen as he checks the screen
>”Oh shit, it’s Ciro! I gotta take this”
>He pulls the cellphone to his head and begins murmuring confirmations to the jumbled string of Italian bleeding through
>”Apparently she’s stuck under the bleachers, she wouldn’t tell me what’s up. I’ll play catch-up with you later”
>Just as suddenly as he appeared, he left
>And just a moment later I feel the familiar tug along the leg of my pants
>”CIro?”
>”Prendi il tuo panino e seguimi in cucina!”
>She moves in a much more animated manner than usual, hopping to and fro as she switches between pointing at the fridge and pointing at the cafeteria exit
>”Don’t you want to talk t-”
>”Sbrigati e ascolta, grande idiota!”
>I retrieve the sandwiches and follow her out of the cafeteria where I barely managed to say on her tail as she twists and turns down the halls
>Eventually arriving inside an open and empty classroom
>A brief inventory of the room shows it to be the culinary classroom
>A recently ransacked culinary classroom
>Dirty cookware is strewed about various working surfaces and muttered with a handful of ingredients
>”Ecco qui, ho fatto questo”
>She hops up and down as she taps table at the front of the room
>A poorly made sandwich sits atop the desk
>She grabs it and holds it up to me
>”Commercio?”
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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:04:12 No.67782932 Report
Quoted By: >>67783001
>>67782898
>It is the most god awful looking sandwich I have ever seen in my likely-to-be-shorter-if-I-eat-that-sandwich life
>But her pleading eyes, beaming smile, and excited jumps, trying to bring the sandwich up to face height, make it hard to say no
>”Somm-er-cio”
>She’s overjoyed at the spoken agreement and eagerly trades my sandwich out for hers
>Poised with sandwich in hand, she awaits my first bite and eventual verdict, going to far as to hold off on inhaling her food
>Remarkable indeed
>I was kinda hoping I could toss this over my shoulder while nobody was looking
>The sandwich is a bit rough looking, bread half baked and ingredients mishandled, poorly cut, improperly dampened, and poorly placed in overall composition
>But it’s clear it was made with love
>I take a big bite out of the center of the worst sandwich I have ever eaten
>Ciro doesn’t wait a moment longer to absolutely obliterates her meal
>In a way I don’t think I’d be able to admit out loud
>The trade was worth it
>The classroom door kicks open
>”HEY! WHAT ARE YOU STUDENTS DOING IN HERE DURING LUNCH HOUR?”
>”Oh - I was lead here by another st-”
>One glance to where the troodon once stood reveals her total absence from the room
>Shit

FIN