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>Hell, why not Ripley and Sam themselves?
>Be Ripley
>Life has gone to pure shit due to daughter
>Wonder where it all went wrong
>One day
>Do the usual patrol around town despite being a fossil now and way past your prime
>Roads full of hobos, drug junkies, and people who have their lives ruined
>Everything seems about as per usual today
>But then...
>Eye lands on one particular hobo
>Looks familiar
>Stop the car
>Grab a gun in case some junkie tries to shank you and get out of the car
>Walk up to the hobo
>He reeks, but that's what hobos usually smell like
>He's looking down so you can't see his face
>Say 'Hey.' to him in your usual booming voice
>He doesn't respond
>Repeat calling out to him a few more times before deciding to finally take action and grabbing a hold of his shoulder to shake him
>Still no response
>Is he dead?
>Grab his chin and look at his face
>...
>It's the same guy you see whenever you enter your daughter's room
>His face strewn about everywhere
>His eyes are like a fish; glassy, and unfocused
>Shit, he might actually be dead
>Check his pulse
>There's still something. Thank God.
>Carry him back to your car and drive straight towards the nearest hospital
>After he wakes up, he might have the answers for why your daughter became 'that thing' right after her High School graduation
not the original green writer but had to make a green about this one because it's sounds like an interesting premise
>Hell, why not Ripley and Sam themselves?
>Be Ripley
>Life has gone to pure shit due to daughter
>Wonder where it all went wrong
>One day
>Do the usual patrol around town despite being a fossil now and way past your prime
>Roads full of hobos, drug junkies, and people who have their lives ruined
>Everything seems about as per usual today
>But then...
>Eye lands on one particular hobo
>Looks familiar
>Stop the car
>Grab a gun in case some junkie tries to shank you and get out of the car
>Walk up to the hobo
>He reeks, but that's what hobos usually smell like
>He's looking down so you can't see his face
>Say 'Hey.' to him in your usual booming voice
>He doesn't respond
>Repeat calling out to him a few more times before deciding to finally take action and grabbing a hold of his shoulder to shake him
>Still no response
>Is he dead?
>Grab his chin and look at his face
>...
>It's the same guy you see whenever you enter your daughter's room
>His face strewn about everywhere
>His eyes are like a fish; glassy, and unfocused
>Shit, he might actually be dead
>Check his pulse
>There's still something. Thank God.
>Carry him back to your car and drive straight towards the nearest hospital
>After he wakes up, he might have the answers for why your daughter became 'that thing' right after her High School graduation
not the original green writer but had to make a green about this one because it's sounds like an interesting premise