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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 06:20:05 No.68536088 Report

Quoted By: >>68536106 >>68536111 >>68536114 >>68536192 >>68536742

Random ass twitter fag accidentally drew reeda
Eat up slop eaters
https://x.com/YanisP5/status/1827059467713663187

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 06:21:17 No.68536106 Report

Quoted By: >>68536742

>>68536088
that’s not even reeda and that’s a tranny

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 06:21:28 No.68536111 Report

Quoted By: >>68536742

>>68536088
Ceroba was Reeda all along???????

Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 07:00:21 No.68536742 Report

Quoted By: >>68537076

>>68536088
>>68536106
>>68536111
>Me and Reeda are on a date at the mall
>Its been great, we saw a movie, had lunch, and did some shopping
>Then Reeda had the bright idea to drop three tabs of acid , in the middle of a crowded mall, at peak hours
>She said she'd be fine, but the last time I left her unattended I returned to find her picking through a garbage can.
>Now I'm holding her by the hand, leading her through the mall so she won't wander off and get arrested
>I'd just take her home, but she's the one that drove us here, and I'm not letting her drive like that.
>I'd do it, but I don't have a license, and while that doesn't bother me, Reeda refuses to give me the keys over it. Keeps saying something about insurance rates.
>Just as I'm starting to consider leaving her car here and taking the bus, my phone buzzes in my pocket.
>Its in my left pocket, which is also the side holding Reeda's hand to keep her from wandering off like a retarded toddler
>I awkwardly reach my right hand around to pull my phone from pants pocket.
>I keep fiddling with it, trying desperately to dig my hand into the tight jean pocket from the wrong direction
>This is probably the only time in my life I wished I was wearing cargo pants
>At last I get it out and
>"Oh shi-"
>It falls out of my hand and onto the floor
>I scramble forward to grab it before someone steps on it and accidentally kick it across the hall in the process.
>I chase after it, luckily managing to get it before anyone stepped on it.
>I pick it up and heave a sigh of relief, no cracks, just a notification for a missed call
>The number is a scam likely
>'Fantastic'
>I shove my phone back in my pocket and suddenly notice the conspicuous lack of skunk smell in the air
>I turn around to see that Reeda is gone
>I had let go of her hand while chasing my phone
>Frantically I scan the passersby for her silhouette
>Not there, not there, not...
>"Thank Raptor Jesus."
>That wild red mane is unmistakable
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Anonymous Sat 24 Aug 2024 07:19:49 No.68537076 Report

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>>68536742
>I frantically rush over to her
>"Reeda. Reeda!"
>I put my hand on her shoulder
>She turns around and... that's not Reeda.
>Apart from the hair she looks nothing like her. She's got different eyes, different face, different clothes, different... fur
>Fuck, she's not even a saurian
>And she's staring at me
>Oh shit she's staring at me
>Some weirdo bald skinnie just ran at her shouting and grabbed her by the shoulder
>Holy shit she's gonna call the cops!
>I'm gonna go to jail!
>Fuckfuckfuck
>"Sir?"
>Whuh
>She's looking at me in utter bemusement
>Raptor J Christ, I hope I didn't say any of that out loud.
>"Did you want something?" She asks, sounding thankfully only confused.
>Thank God
>Wait!
>She asked you a question, think of something!
>Come on, just give her an answer before she thinks you're a psycho
>COME ON! COME ON!
>"i'msorryithoughtyouweresomebodyelse"
>She continues staring at me, confused
>This is it, Anon, you're screwed
>Enjoy living the rest of your life as a sex offender
>Being forced to tell all your neighbors, not being allowed near schools
>Wait, would that mean I'd get expelled
>But that doesn't happen
>She doesn't scream or tell me to get away
>She just turns around and walks off
>Huh...
>"Who's she" I nearly jump out of my skin at the voice in my ear
>I don't have to look, I can already tell who it is by the smell.
>"Reeda, where the hell did you go?"
>She stops and thinks for a second, scratching her head.
>"Oh, sorry dude. I had to use the bathroom. Didn't mean to ditch you."
>She grins that half lidded stoner grin at me
>"Whatever, lets just go home."
>"Sure, dude."
>Only when she reached into her pocket did I release the monkey's paw had juat curled its finger
>Am I gonna have to fight her for the keys
>"Relax dude, I'm not gonna drive like this. I'll call Fang and get her to pick us up." She says, pulling her phone out of her pocket.
>I heave a heavy sigh of relief

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