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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2024 20:32:28 No.69266560 Report
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Anon, Reed and Naser doing donuts in an abandoned/empty parking lot and engaging in other such general tomfoolery.
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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2024 20:59:24 No.69267286 Report
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>It’s a boys out night
>Anon, Reed, And Naser are rolling around downtown Volcaldera, just having a good ol’ night out
>Although Naser was the one driving, he’s indulged himself like the rest of the group who have taken it to drink as many beers as possible
>Thankfully he’s still a bit there as he’s the one with the least amount of beers consumed
>Same can’t be said for Anon and Reed
>They are absolutely trashed, slurring their words, rolling and slumping all over the car
>Naser is a bit off put by this, at times he’s constantly yelling at them to “sit the fuck down” and to “Stop moving”
>They obey… for about a minute before ignoring the command given to them
>Eventually Naser gets fed up and starts hitting them to make them obey
>this finally gets through to them and they simmer down
>Riding through the darken streets of Volcaldera
>Singing songs until eventually they end up in skin row
>And an abandoned parking garage at that.
>Pulling into a parking spot at the top of the garage, Naser gets out and leans against the wall to get some fresh air
>Anon and Reed follow behind him and lean against the wall on either side, all three of them staring out over the horizon in silent rumination
>A far cry from the wild fun that was happening moments earlier
>Gazing over the skyline, it gave Reed an idea, reminding him of a movie he had just seen
>Quickly spinning on his heel he snatched the car keys from Naser’s pocket and jumped into the car.
>Quickly turning on the engine, he connected his phone to the bluetooth radio and began to blast the soundtrack to Last and curious 2, kyoto drift
`>”Oh shit man you really gonna drift it out in the Nasss car?” Reed askes
>”Yeppp” He replies as he suddenly speeds off down the parking lot, hitting a sharp turn
>Hitting a sick drift..
>Well….
>*CRASH!*
>Not before flipping the car over
Cont, sorry for the delay, we're fucking around on call.
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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2024 21:14:54 No.69267658 Report
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>The duo panic and rush over to the overturned vehicle
>Reed slowly crawls out of the passenger window with the same amount of enthusiasm or urgency as someone crawling out of bed
>”MY CAR” the despair in Nasers voice is evident as he helplessly looks at his car from multiple angles, unable to do anything but just look at it.
>”Yo reed are you alright dude?” Anon dusts off Reed and checks him for any injuries
>”Yeah duuuuude. I think I hit a pebble.”
>But they don’t have anytime to waste as they talk
>they can hear sirens in the distance….
>”C’mon Naser we gotta bounce.” he reaches into the cabin of the car and tries yanking him out
>he screams out in pain as Reed does this, Naser isn’t going anywhere, his seatbelt is stuck
>”Don’t yank me out like that….. FUCK.” yowling at Reed
>”Plus cops don’t come around here that often, it's fugin skin row.” they sit there and just chill…
>Before Naser gets a bright Idea
>maybe he could just….
>Unbuckle his seatbelt.
>he reaches for the button and
>*UNLATCH*
>*CRASH* “AWH FUCK!”
>Naser lands on his head and lays upside down for a minute
>Before crawling out and standing up
>Just in time for the VBPD to arrive…
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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2024 21:38:55 No.69268312 Report
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>”Shit……” Anon mutters
>The group instinctively put their hands up as the officers exit their vehicles
>With commissioner Ripley front and center stepping out of the squad car.
>He stared daggers at Reed and Anon but the look he gave Naser just conveyed a sense of deep deep
>disappointment
>”Oh shit… uh hi dad…..” Naser said sheepishly as his gaze lowered to the ground, clearly embarrassed by the appearance of his father
>Ripley stepped forward to Naser.
>Not saying anything
>Just inhaling deep through his nose
>”Have you boys been drinking”
>Naser stammers, trying to formulate a response, Reed tries to answer for him but he gets shushed by ripley
>”I swear to God if you lie to me, boy”
>Right as he says that a pile of beer cans falls out of a shattered window
>Modelo lights
>Ripley can not believe that they got this drunk off of 4 modello lights
>Grabbing naser by the shoulder he drags him to a squad car
>Two police do the same to Anon and reed
>Sitting Anon and Naser in the back seat the third officer tosses Reed across their laps, sending Reed face first into Nasers crotch causing him to double over in pain
>”A night in the drunk tank and then first thing tomorrow they’re getting a VERY long talk about drinking and driving. Naser can buy a new car his damm self”
Fin