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>Anon awakens to the sound of humming halogen lights
>He's lying flat on the cold concrete floor staring up at the ceiling
>"Huh, that's weird. This doesn't look like heaven"
>He sits up
>"And its too cold to be hell."
>He slides his hand under his shirt and feels around
>The thick padded vest under his shirt is riddled with dents. The cheap chinese body armor he'd bought off AliExpress was actually legit.
>"Hah, take that, /k/!" He exclaimed
>Climbing to his feet, Anon got a better look at his surroundings
>The room was a grey concrete cube, only broken up by a steel bunk on one side and a one way glass mirror on the other
>In that window, he could see a fat, balding neckbeard, dressed in a undersized black trench coat and cheap airsoft vest. Completing the mall ninja getup were his dollar store shades, planted firmly above his unshaven face.
>Instantly, a wave of shame washed over him as he remembered last night
>A drunken night on /x/ had lead to him learning of dino waifus trapped under the statue of liberty
>Being the gentleman he was, he of course had to save them
>From there, it was only a quick raiding of his closet for his "tactical gear" and multi color karambit and a three hour drive to NYC, until he was getting his ass beaten by pmcs
>Just as the he realized his utter stupidity, a cold, metallic voice spoke
>"I need you to escape. I can only open the door for a few seconds. Get ready"
>Before he could say anything, the lights flickered and the door crawled open with a hiss, revealing the hallway outside
>Was this it? His chance? Could Anon break out of this secret bunker and escape with his dino waifu to live happily ever after
>Only time will tell
>Anon steps through the precipice into the unknown, unprepared, but eager to face whatever these glowie bastards throw at him
>Anon awakens to the sound of humming halogen lights
>He's lying flat on the cold concrete floor staring up at the ceiling
>"Huh, that's weird. This doesn't look like heaven"
>He sits up
>"And its too cold to be hell."
>He slides his hand under his shirt and feels around
>The thick padded vest under his shirt is riddled with dents. The cheap chinese body armor he'd bought off AliExpress was actually legit.
>"Hah, take that, /k/!" He exclaimed
>Climbing to his feet, Anon got a better look at his surroundings
>The room was a grey concrete cube, only broken up by a steel bunk on one side and a one way glass mirror on the other
>In that window, he could see a fat, balding neckbeard, dressed in a undersized black trench coat and cheap airsoft vest. Completing the mall ninja getup were his dollar store shades, planted firmly above his unshaven face.
>Instantly, a wave of shame washed over him as he remembered last night
>A drunken night on /x/ had lead to him learning of dino waifus trapped under the statue of liberty
>Being the gentleman he was, he of course had to save them
>From there, it was only a quick raiding of his closet for his "tactical gear" and multi color karambit and a three hour drive to NYC, until he was getting his ass beaten by pmcs
>Just as the he realized his utter stupidity, a cold, metallic voice spoke
>"I need you to escape. I can only open the door for a few seconds. Get ready"
>Before he could say anything, the lights flickered and the door crawled open with a hiss, revealing the hallway outside
>Was this it? His chance? Could Anon break out of this secret bunker and escape with his dino waifu to live happily ever after
>Only time will tell
>Anon steps through the precipice into the unknown, unprepared, but eager to face whatever these glowie bastards throw at him