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Operations: Popeyes
This is based on an actual true story
>Be Lucy
>Anon’s in the Army but you're living with him
>he’s gone off to train with his battalion
>so you sit in an Army home until you get a message
>Taking out your phone, the message reads: “Sweettooth, I need you to do something for me. I need you to pick up Popeyes chicken and deliver it for us.”
>Us?
>Weird but you get off your ass, stretch your wings and head out in the dead of night to your car
>You get into your car and soon drive out of base towards town
>Getting to local popeyes just in time before they close
>Texting Anon back “I got the food.”
>Seconds later instructions come in
>”Do you know where the training area for tanks is right? If so, go down the road and slow down when you see glow sticks… Stop when the glow stick trail ends.”
>Okay what the fuck….
>You shake your head and decide to oblige
>You drive back into base and start making your way to where your husband instructed you
>Soon taking a turn down a dark dirt path
>Driving down it a battalion of bradley’s and Abrams tanks drives by you
>The occupants giving you looks of confusion and awe as you drive alongside them
>You feel quite nervous as they pass but eventually they disappear off into the distance as you spot the glow sticks
>Slowing your car’s movement to a crawl
>following the yellow brick road until eventually you see the end
>You stop and wait…
>....
>....
>Silence…. Absolutely nothing
>then
>All around you about 30 Army men, with Night Vision goggles descend onto your vehicle and open up all the doors except your driver side and grab the Popeyes chicken out
>Then like the dead of night they disappear
>You sit there in awe until
>Your driver side door opens.
>Revealing Anon and a sly grin.
>Before you can react he gives you a small peak and sends you on your way…
>God that dweeb...
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